$75 is a lot of money

Well, spread 'em, then. It won't take but a minute.

It would be an exercise in futility.

That’s funny. You don’t look like Angie Dickinson.

R2 I love you and that line soooo much.

Is that what you charge for a basic blowjob? Your oral skills must be exemplary.

Wait until you get to the lightning round. They use real lightning!

That’s right madame.

Nancy, honey, I’m here preparing for a very important film role.

OP = Tori Spelling

You ain't gettin' 88 cent from me, Rose!

You're a whore, darlin'.

Good morning, I’m Nancy. How may I help you?

You’re late. Therefore the reservation is null and void.

I’m afraid we’re all booked up.

NANCY, HONEY.

NOW, I DON'T GENERALLY LIKE TO THROW MY NAME AROUND,

BUT YOU REALLY LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

IT SO HAPPENS THAT I AM MISS ANGIE DICKINSON.

AND NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TWO ROOMS.

You don’t look like Angie Dickinson to me.

I KNOW, I HAVE ALTERED MY APPEARANCE

FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MOVIE ROLE.

YEAH, IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN WHO EATS HER WAY

FROM BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN

LOOK, I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR PROBLEM.

FOR $75 YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE LOBBY

AND I WON'T HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR LOITERING.

$75? THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

I KNOW, MA'AM. THAT'S WHY I WANT IT.

Nancy? I wouldn’t fuck Nancy with Bea Arthur’s cock!

Fingering my pussy is an exercise in futility.

Gimme $75

Is this one of those creepy Kevin Sessums threads?

I want money, that's what I want.

For $75 I won’t have you arrested for attempted rape.

I want $75!

I want it now.

R26 Dang it, beat me to it.

OP is posting from 1910.

This person really needs this money? He needs to be more specific as to why? Haven’t seen this on DL until now.

Miss Anjuh Dickinson.

I don't get the reference on $75 , but judging from much of the responses, I'm guessing it's a quote from Golden Girls?

Literally a low rent whore.

For $75 I won’t have you arrested for loitering.

I had a Mexican guy with his girlfriend ask me for money on the street in Puerto Vallarta and I asked him what I would get in return. I guess I ended up buying his load, since that's what I got in return after he sent the girlfriend away.

There's nothing that OP has that would be worth $75 to me.

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[Quote] I had a Mexican guy

Stop bragging darling, we all have

$75 for your fist or foot in my ass

Listen I need a fix, see. A fix.

Not anymore

You made love to me Christmas morning. Well, I'm pregnant and I want MONEY.