The one and only Oprah Winfrey turns 70 today!

closer than sisters🤭

Oh, she brought her favorite yellow snackpurse

Shares a birthday with fellow lesbian,Sara Gilbert (49).

Oprah Winfrey conducted the shittiest fucking interview with Harry and Markle and is responsible for allowing all the lies they told including the racism lie.

Winfrey ruined her entire legacy with that one interview.

Wow, it took 4 posts!

Oprah one woman with enough fat to make another.

Gayle is very gay friendly, look at her pride flag purse!

i loved when she'd cream her panties over her favorite things

I remember her fortieth and fiftieth birthdays on her show. I didn't realize she's seventy, though. Of course, I'm not fond of her anyway.

Whenever I think of Oprah I always think of that Tom Cruise couch jumping incident.

Does all that slowed down digestion food ferment in her belly rather than digest properly?

I bet her burps are GHASTLY!

why is Gayle King a thing? Was she a singer or something? Why do shows let her guest host so much? She's terrible.

Oprah and I have the same birthday!

Such a colossal fraud, that woman. She was simply at the right place at the right time. If it wasn't for other people in the industry back in the day building her up & bankrolling her she'd be doing the local news in Knoxville.

She, unexpectedly, reminds me of Mae West-the ‘Sextette’ years-in that getup.

That whole interview was pure magic, r10!

Happy birthday, r13!

This shouldn't be surprising - she's been around forever - but it still sort of is to me. I guess I never really kept track of her age.

After all those decades of battling fat, she finally has the figure she's always wanted, thanks to Ozempic. Good for her. Lollipop head though, looks a bit like Ali Wong.

Quite big tits

Just noticed Gayle's shoes match the purse!

Dear lord, I'm going to have to eat her pussy for her birthday.

Why me?? WHY?????????????????

Madonna turns 80 today!

Whenever I see her, I call her Orca and chastise her for still being so fat.

I remember when Stuttering John asked Phil Donahue if he hoped Oprah would explode, and Phil said that wasn't funny.

She'll live to be 100!

[quote] I bet her burps are GHASTLY

They can't be worse than Whoopi's farts.

I love her legendary balls.

Hypocrite cunt.

She has terrible taste in people - remember she gave conservative homophobe Dr. Phil his career as well as Dr. Oz.

Can't believe she's 70 though - there's something about that number that just screams elderly.

Beloved Broadway musical when? Suicide by mac n cheese when?

R12, she was a news anchor from way back. One of her biggest jobs before anybody knew who she was was at WFSB Hartford in the 80s.

She gave me a fucking car!

I know it was probably a grind and so I guess I do kind of get it, but I really never understood why she stopped doing her show. it had such a legacy, I bet it would still be a hit today. None of her follow up projects have had anywhere near that success.

She was enormously energetic and enthusiastic when she started and her audience was rooting for her to meet a guy, lose weight and have a great life. Her shows were aleays lively.

She first started becoming a monster when she did "The Color Purple" and went Hollywood.

Several billion dollars later, she's horrible and everything she does is about making her richer. Her last book was a collaboration with the former American Enterprise Institute CEO, now a happiness guru, in which they told readers that they'd be a lot happier if they didn't envy the fabulous people they saw on social media. Fuck both of them and Gayle, too.

Who will play her someday?

Forever a heifer.

I loathe her and her God Complex.

[quote]Just noticed Gayle's shoes match the purse!

But does the carpet, match the curtains?

Happy Birthday O!

You can tell she’s monstrous from what the relatives that didn’t stay in her good graces said.

She also seems very conniving.

Oprah's real name is orpah, Ruth's sister-in-law from the Bible.

Unfortunately everyone mispronounced it as Opah.

oh dear ^^^^ OPRAH

die Fette Sau!

[quote] Forever a heifer.

And a TRIFLING heifer at that.

She is exhausting.

[quote]closer than sisters🤭

Scissor sisters!

From all I've read and heard Oprah does not like black people. She employes primarily white people in any enterprise she's involved with. Gayle is one of the few black friends she has. I guess she's Oprah's token. I remember many years back there was a guy who had been on Oprah's talk show at some time previously and he was talking to two other guys who'd been on her show. They all said the same thing, that the atmosphere at Oprah's show was very sad. Oprah was all sweetness and light during filming, but the second they cut to a commercial her demeanor immediately changed and she became a nasty bitch and walked off the set with nary a word to anyone, only to come back when filming resumed still sour until the countdown started to start filming again when her fake smile appeared like magic.

Why are they dressed like Easter Eggs?

[quote] She first started becoming a monster when she did "The Color Purple"

She did The Color Purple around the same time that her show dropped.

Just say you have always hated her, Klan Granny.

Her show was local in Chicago for years before it was syndicated nationally. Enjoy being blocked.

I said Oprah became a monster when the Color Purple came out, but in fact, it was her ego that became monstrous. It still is. I was a fan when she was fresh and funny and now I find her hard to take as an authority on just about everything and someone whose tastes we're supposed to admire and subsidize.

To be fair, R48, a lot of talkshow hosts are that way. A lot of them are truly assholes because fame attracts narcissists, and when people are kissing your ass all day, even a nice person can turn into a dick. But besides that, the rigors of the job during filming are actually pretty demanding. Some of them really need to be in the zone to do it, the way a lot of us need to be focused to do our jobs. When they’re actually filming and doing the work, it’s really hard to be “the celebrity” whose expected to make small talk and sign autographs, etc.

There is no justification for any chat show host to act bitchy on set, especially in plain view of the audience.

Oprah is partly responsible for the American crybaby, TMI culture.

I don't follow Oprah, but does she keep telling the lie about Steadman? Let it go, hon-it's 2024 and nobody cares if you like pussy.

I lived in the same neighborhood where Oprah's studio was, and have talked to a number of people who worked at Harpo and/or a number of businesses that supplied the studio, and while many of her employees couldn't have been nicer, Oprah herself sounds like she was a terror.

Almost every restaurant had a horror story of being asked to make anywhere from 50 to 500 lunches/pastries/salads only to have the order be cancelled or changed at the last minute because Oprah was fickle or decided she wanted something else - and of course no one ever asked for prepayment from Harpo. Not the first time, not until they learned their lesson. (Harpo was also cheap, always trying to get free items and or donated food for the "exposure.")

What a cunt.

Harpo, who this bitch?

Happy Birthday, sweet thang!

...the complete signature.

Again, Occam's razor, never married, then never married and divorced Steadman like you would expect, his name sounds fake anyway, then there's the long time "girlfriend" who is ALWAYS around.

How does the heifer get along with Stedman's daughter Wendy?

We're like sisters.

With benefits.

Yeah, scizzor sisters.

Why hasn't a big strappin' girl like Oprah gotten married by now?

Stedman has only been married once? A successful black man who is fairly good looking? And just what does he do for a living? Marketing it says, whatever. I think we see what all this is.

It's fun to joke about Gayle and O but I really don't think they're lesbians. Oprah is likely asexual due to childhood sexual abuse. She may have done lez things now and again - many women have after being abused by men - but she doesn't really seem to be a sexual person.

Gayle, on the other hand, gives off a strictly dickly vibe. She is no stranger to cock. She's done the walk of shame and put that $5.99 McCrory's Shake 'n Go wig on in the dark after a night of dicksucking.

R42 Not exactly. Her real name is Oprah. Her mother intended her name to be Orpah, but when she gave birth, the maternity nurse wrote it as Oprah on her birth certificate - so she legally was named Oprah from 70 years ago. Her mother never had it changed because she felt 'God intended' for her daughter be named 'Oprah'.

[quote]How does the heifer get along with Stedman's daughter Wendy?

Oprah likes Wendy's just fine!

She's come a mighty long way from Possum Neck, Mississippi.

Goodbye, Porpoise Spit!