Meghan and Harry Visit Jamaica

Trying to distract from the disastrous appearance at the aviation legends awards ceremony?

Was Megs a producer on the film? Not sure why they were there.

r2 Its a film with very little promo (that I've seen anyway) with no big names attached being shoved out in January, with its premier being held off the usual celeb grid in Jamaica. I assume the invite list was was genuinely just "Fuck it get anyone who's willing to attend and pay for their own travel!"

Due to how homophobic Jamaica is, it's already been cancelled.

Not a fan but Meg looks pretty.

F&F.

I agree, R5.

She looks really thin.

Fug eyebrows, taped up eyes with contacts, flapjack boobs at her waist, overdressed, pushing in front of Dimwit. Same old

Jamaica is a cesspool of political corruption, murder, drugs, and horrific homophobia.

Not even second row, half-empty theatre.

She looks a bit haggard at R11.

That's a big dress for nothing.

The empty theater must have killed her ego. This is what it's come to.

Hilarious. Low-rent red carpet appearance. Half-empty theater. Can't begin to imagine how low on the ladder they are with their agents.

I have to say, even though he's a whiny entitled idiot, he's never looked better than at r11.

His hair does seem to have magically gotten thicker again from the last picture I remember seeing of him.

He's not attractive.

If the Jamaican Prime Minister is anti-royal and says Wills and Kate will never be king and queen of his nation, then he certainly wouldn't give two shits about some irrelevant duke and duchess.

There are a lot of paradoxes, r19. Just because the prime minister of Jamaica doesn't believe the British monarch should be head of state of his own country, doesn't mean he doesn't want good relations with the British head of state and with Britain or even with the Governor General of Jamaica. In fact, I'd wager that the only reason he had his photo taken with two randoes is precisely because Harry is Charles' son and he wants to maintain good relations with Charles.

What's happened with the move to a republic in Jamaica anyway? Supposedly it would happen before the elections of 2025 but that's not so long away now.

Jamaica hates queens.

They have long wished to become a republic, better all around.

Appearing in a place where they’re popular and the rest of the royals aren’t is just sensible really. Not something worth reading into.

R23. Are the royals actually unpopular there?

Turns out they were invited by the head of Paramount Plus. Everything they touch seems to backfire. Who'd think there's any money left to be made out of them?

Is this “backfiring” because royal commentators talk about it online? Isn’t that sorta the point?

It backfired because they're being ridiculed online for their cheap appearance, r26.

So, is that where their next deal is? Paramount?

R23. Are Harry and Meghan actually popular there?

Hey, isn't that the dress I saw on that asshole?

This total fuckwad loves this coffee.

He said it was his favorite car just before the assault and battery charge!

Contrary to the tired old chestnut, yes, it does matter what people say about you, R26.

R24 I would say the royals are more controversial than unpopular. Despite the British press calling William and Kate's tour in 2022 a "blunder," the crowds that greeted them were unexpectedly large. Although I suspect the referendum to make Jamaica a republic will be successful, the push to ditch the monarchy in the remaining Caribbean realms has more to with Chinese investment and corrupt politicians than the whole so-called woke agenda.

Not sure if this moved any needles. All the people that hate them still hate them. Seems like an average Tuesday.

R32 Which means it’s a loss for them. They need people to start liking and respecting them to continue their royals for hire venture and they didn’t accomplish that.

Meghan's got a side piece there. Trust.

R31, the push to remove the British monarch as the head of state of Caribbean realms is more to do with the fact that these are independent countries thousands and thousands of miles from the UK. As a Brit who believes that the monarch makes perfect sense for the UK, I can see that having the British monarch as head of state makes no sense for these countries. It won't have any effect on the overall status of the monarchy.

Seems like Markus Anderson, Meghan's handler, was there too. You can hear someone from their "team" ask where he is.

Harry looks creepy, trying to make a "conspiratorial" joke with the Jamaican prime minister.

[quote]Meghan's got a side piece there. Trust.

I keep seeing crazy people theorizing it's Markus, but I thought he was gay. One woman suggested that's why Meg has lost so much weight, to look "boyish" to appeal to him.

There's a pic of her from behind on one of the other threads showing she has a broad back and the waistband of her skirt looks very tight.

Usually when people lose weight, their neck appears longer. But not with her.

The waistband shouldn't be sitting like that. Looks like she went for a smaller size again.

You obsessive Meghan & Harry haters will not want to hear it but no one outside the royalist bootlicking circles you frequent think this was an “embarrassing” or “cheap” appearance. They looked good and it’s simply a low-key appearance at a low-key event. People were happy to see them. Get over it.

Yes, she went too small again, but at least there aren't any protruding back fat rolls.

r1 Very likely but I dont think their reputations have ever or will ever recover from the fake New York car chase last year , especially in the US. I think for many people on the fence or slightly positive towards them that was an eye opener and game changer.

[QUOTE]Trying to distract from the disastrous appearance at the aviation legends awards ceremony?

What did I miss? Did Harry put the moves on Lauren Sanchez?

[quote] simply a low-key appearance at a low-key event

This was Meghan's less ostentatious movie going gown then?

Will Meghan be playing Bob Marley in an upcoming Netflix series?

Did WME engineer this stupid, sinister appearance in Jamaica with Paramount Plus for these lying Montecito grifters?

Paramount Plus knows the faux royals have no talent to bring to the table.

They appear to be arguing in this clip and Harry gets up and leaves.

^^^^oooooo I love how she looks to see if anyone noticed

It looks like she was giving him an order for the snack bar and he ran off to get her some milk duds and a large diet coke.

I've lately become fascinated by the level of hate these two have flung at them all the time. It's mind boggling. They went to some premier. Who cares? And they shouldn't have gone because some relatives were sick? Really? That's the thinking?

Oh r50, wait until you come across the ones who don’t believe the kids are real. Yup, rented, surrogate births, reborn dolls, you name it. In this instance, even though the January release means the movie is probably not very good, there are premieres scheduled for LA and London to which they weren’t invited, Brad Pitt is an exec producer and could be in attendance at one of them, and Jeff Bezos’ had a massive birthday party the same night to which they were, again, not invited. So it’s kind of like a combination of all this plus an overdressed Meg sitting a row in front of a guy wearing a baseball cap.

Odd they were invited to the Jamaica premiere, but not the one in L.A.

Her top is fine, but she should have worn a sarong or wraparound skirt in some bold colors and pattern. Much better for an island setting.

R50, their whole shtick has been to engender hate. They're obsessed with getting the world to hate their families, especially their fathers and his brother. When your only achievement is to shit all over your family and in the most public way possible, this is what you get. That plus their grifting.

R51, I believe the kids are real and Meghan birthed them, but there are some photos from when she was pregnant, taken on the same occasion, where in one photo her belly is looking regularly pregnant and then in another photo it looks as though it's slipped down or has deflated.

Another reason why they get so much contempt is because they're such obvious frauds. Here's what happened at the Jamaica premiere when they didn't realise the camera was on them. They're seated way, way back (overdressed Meghan presumably thought they were going to be front row), they look like they're arguing, Harry is angry. Yet they continue with these low-rent events in order to stay in the public eye (the one they claim not to want have stare at them).

They're seated so far back that it's doubtful they were there as special guests of the Paramount boss. Sounds like another scam set up for them by Markus or WME.

People don't like Harry and Meghan because they are entitled hypocrites. It's a simple as that.

R50. You think they are hated because they went to a movie while relatives were sick? You’re that stupid? Really?

R56, apparently you are. How much do you get paid ?

R54 doesn’t look like they’re arguing to me. She’s telling him to go do something, and he goes to do it, he seems like someone who needs to be told what to do.

You obviously didn't see this pic, r58.

What could she be ordering him to do, I wonder? Go and reserve their post-movie drinks? Use his royal connections to demand better seats? It must have been a knock-back for them for the son of the Jamaican head of state to get such shitty seats.

I saw it. It’s a bad pic of him, sure, but doesn’t mean they were arguing. Maybe they were expecting more of a fuss about their presence, but seems like most people didn’t care. Or he was tired. Or hungry. Or frustrated. I don’t know.

I sincerely doubt she would get into a public argument with him. She knows that wouldn’t be good for their brand. Who knows what she was telling him in the video, but that wasn’t an argument.

The Sussexes have royally screwed up.

But, optics aside, (and yes, I know, they’re all that matters) who wants front row seats at a showing of a movie?

Middle seats in the middle are where the good seats are.

Anyway, I don’t know whether or not they were invited to the LA or London premiers.

But this choice to be among Jamaicans in Jamaica was deliberate on their part. They see the “street cred” of it and want to be perceived among that.

I think, at best, they got minimal results on that, but It does signal a different approach to managing their stardom, such as that is.

He is, after all, her useful idiot.

They may not have been loudly screaming and shouting, r60, but it's clear from the non-posed shots that all was not well. Whether they were annoyed with each other or with the situation is a moot point. Harry was bred to be polite and charming and be aware that he's in public and people are looking, it's second nature to him on these kinds of occasions. For him to be pulling that face suggests he was very annoyed with something. Meghan can be seen in some snaps doing her placid rictus smile, which suggests she was uncomfortable.

Wow, Harry looks tired in r59 pic. Fed-up and tired.

R54...I wrote that she looked nice, and she does.

But did she overdress for the occasion? No one...including her husband...got nearly as dressed up as she did to sit in a movie theatre in Jamaica!

[quote] Maybe they were expecting more of a fuss about their presence, but seems like most people didn’t care. Or he was tired. Or hungry. Or frustrated. I don’t know.

Tired and emotional!

The videos up thread of them entering the seat row are hilarious. They're in some poorly situated, low-rent movie seats.

She ruined his pretty charmed life because he is a moron and she is deep down to her soul trailer trash with an I hate whitey complex. The King will need to arrange a little accident for her like he did Diana

The videos of their supposed argument provide further evidence of how causally everyone else was dressed. There are more baseball caps and winter jackets.

She looks she’s out for a supe-glamorous pre-prom night date at the local cineplex.

It’s Jamaica, a poor country and that movie house as seen better days. They don’t have the Albert Hall or wherever those royalty-attending premieres are held.

What I would’ve done is play up the island aspect and have it outdoors. Giant awning, giant screen, benches or deck chairs. Lots of greenery and flowers, tiki torches. Make it super casual but still a bit luxurious.

Hilarious that they end up in a dingey Caribbean movie theater trying to look regal.

I believe they have even eclipsed the tawdriness of Wallis and Edward with this little thirst outing.

I predict divorce this year.

I give it at least two more years. Maybe when the youngest kid is five.

[quote]I sincerely doubt she would get into a public argument with him. She knows that wouldn’t be good for their brand.

Wouldn't it be consistent with their brand? The real world brand not the one they're trying and failing to build.

[quote]Harry was bred to be polite and charming and be aware that he's in public and people are looking, it's second nature to him on these kinds of occasions.

Something like that wouldn't phase the real royals. They are often described as having got a laugh - typically behind the scenes - when things went wrong because of efforts to make everything perfect. So coming into a half empty theatre would have amused them, not upset them. I say, the real royals.

They've already fought or at least disagreed publicly on a couple of occasions. One was on a trip to NYC to attend some events and film material for Netflix. They were outside a building at the UN, I believe it was. They weren't admitted to the building right away or something didn't go exactly right and tempers flared.

The other was at the infamous sparesely attended speech Harry gave to a UN committee. He looked like thunder as she sat by him beaming. Little tense words exchanged and she took his hand in hers as though to comfort and he yanked it away. And it wasn't from a someone taping surreptitiously. The footage was from the room's cameras trained on them, the guests.

R56: "You think they are hated because they went to a movie while relatives were sick? You’re that stupid? Really?"

Are you really that stupid? They're hated for lying - again and again and again - when they say things like she couldn't be with her husband at his Frequent Flyer award because one of their kids was sick.

When, in fact, she was in Jamaica without kids, sick or well, or her husband until he showed up.

R60 "I sincerely doubt she would get into a public argument with him. She knows that wouldn’t be good for their brand."

She has no idea what's good for her brand. Or rather, she does, but then says the experts she hires don't.

Maybe that's why Ari E and WME seem to have parted ways. She allegedly got in a big fight with him and he threw her out of his office.

[quote]he seems like someone who needs to be told what to do.

Hi, Meg!

^ Just like the Duke of Windsor. His mannish wife was always ordering him around.

That gown! At that rundown, empty theater! With everyone else in jeans! Just perfect!

Harry's going to be so much happier after the divorce when he moves back to England and can hook up with hot, younger socialites like he was born to do.

He'll marry one eventually and may even have another kid or two.

Meghan...wasn't the best choice of wife for him. They really thought they'd be America's Royalty. But we don't care.

r77 I think you have misunderstood r56 who is on the same page as you regarding the Sussexes.

R78, what exactly have you heard about her arguing with Ari E? Thanks

I can't believe a prestigious agency like that actually still want her on board. They must be sick of her.

As for the titles, last year the then Queen Mary of Denmark stripped her younger son and his offspring of their titles. Harry should lose his prince title as you can't have a King's son shilling constipation tablets, which is clearly in his future.

He "threw her out of his office?" Which bottom feeder said this?

Never happened.

Harry is so ugly.

[quote] Maybe that's why Ari E and WME seem to have parted ways. She allegedly got in a big fight with him and he threw her out of his office.

Ok, r78, Now, that's a scoop.

How do you know this?

I skimmed over all of this thread. Harry and Meghan will always be real. Suck it, haters!

Real what? Losers?

r89 Real liars springs to mind eg the New York car chase story. That was impossible and an obvious lie.I dont know how they thought they could get away with that.

In some of the intros to his Markle videos, HG Tudor has splices of footage of high speed car chases involving helicopters and cars driving at maximum speed. It's funny.

Markle is a viper, a sneaky poisonous snake. Thats all she is and will ever be. End of story.

Remember when Serena Williams footed the $200,000 bill for Meghan's glam baby shower in NYC? Held at a $75,000-a-night suite at The Mark Hotel? All her "best friends" attended - Amal Clooney, Priyanka Chopra Jonas, Jessica Mulroney, Gayle King - even NBCUniversal Cable Entertainment Group chairman Bonnie Hammer.

Who would she get to throw a party for her today? Who would attend?

Who would attend a baby shower for someone you've never met? Very strange.

R68 Meghan doesn’t hate “whiteys,” she passed for white and only became black for college admissions, financial aid, etc. She considered herself white until she decided it suited her to play the victim.

She didn't need financial aid as her father paid for EVERYTHING. he's shown the records.

Is Meg still yachting?

They’ve been unusually quiet for months—ever since the car chase nonsense. I assumed the finally were taking advice to shut the fuck up.

But this is how they reappear in the scene? Would have been a much smarter move to appear as a surprise during the Suits reunion at the Golden Globes. At least it would have put her in the same room with the biggest stars in the world.

Instead, this is the red carpet they choose?

I’m sure high profile invites are few and far between…but this is one you accept while so much attention is on Kate/Charles health crises? Looks like desperate grab for attention.

They truly are genius at wrong footing it.

If she wants to become a lifestyle retailer she needs to be only that. Shut up, stop with the ham fisted nonsense like movie premieres in Jamaica, shut down Scobie, never say another word about the royal family, hire good advisers, listen to them and count the money as it rolls in. But like R98 says, they are geniuses at wrong footing it. They seem unable to stop indulging their wounded feelings, real and imagined. Do they have enough capital to sustain the style in which they want to live? Because short of successfully launching a business I don't know how they make any money. There's nothing to suggest they've got the smarts to produce entertainment. They don't seem like nice people or trustworthy people. The only people who like them in the real world are too poor to afford any of the stuff they'd presumably like to sell. I don't know where the money comes from.

[quote]Instead, this is the red carpet they choose?

I'm guessing this is the only red carpet that didn't say no to them.

Like some politicians, controversy kind of works for them. The day they truly become obscure is when no one cares what they’re doing. As long as we’re fascinated, we’re going to be funding it. It’s kind of worth it for the laughs though.

R96 Her father helped, but her tuition was reduced as part of her financial aid package.

Is it really the case that she was invited to the Suits reunion at the GG and turned it down? That sounds incredibly dumb, but typical.

Can we pay Jamaica to take them permanently? Perhaps make it part of a trade agreement?

Why would she want to be a part of a Suits reunion at the Golden Globes? That would be a downgrade for her, reminding everyone she was just a supporting player on a basic cable show that never got any awards attention. And appearing with a bunch of former co-stars who are all C-list would diminish her standing as a global figure.

She would've only showed up to present Best Picture.

As opposed to all the respect and affection she commands now?

She might have been booed at the Golden Globes.

The Tig was a way for her to score freebies and a cover for her escorting. Harry literally outed her in either Spare or an interview that Soho House or a hotel would hold her luggage for her while she would stay at a "friend's" house whenever she traveled before she met him. Which is how escorts operate.

Markus Anderson is bisexual. He and Meghan were once involved and she may be having an affair with him and the security guard. Markus also fucked (pre-plastic surgery) Omid Scobie.

It's always amusing when posts such as at r105 try the old variation of a good offense is better than a defense.

In what world is Markle "a global figure" as that term is reasonably, popularly understood?

Putting her name in the same realm as say, the Obamas or the BRF, does not make it so that her stature is at that level, no matter how much you may want to try it.

Again, how amusing.

With the possible exception of Spotify, I imagine nobody would be happier than Netflix to learn the Sussexes had "options elsewhere".

As far elsewhere as possible, I reckon they'd be thinking.

R108 Meghan was married with a million dollar house in LA….her producer husband wasn’t super successful but enough so that she didn’t need to escort. She used him for his money and connections though, and dumped him when she achieved modest success on Suits.

R111 The escorting was way before that.

She knew Markus Anderson before she married Trevor, r112?

Funny that Paramount invited them to an opening in what is basically a mall multiplex cinema in one of the shittiest 3rd world countries in the western hemisphere, they were seated with the nobodies, and, gasp! were not seated last like is usually done with the famous people. To add insult to injury, it doesn't seem like they were invited to the February opening in Los Angeles.

Treating Harry and his wife like shit publically seems to have become the latest celebrity sport. It is very entertaining.

Not sure I buy that they were invited by the head of Paramount. What would the purpose be? Besides, it looks like he and his wife couldn't wait to get away from the dreadful duo.

There’s some Twitter video that seems to prove there was a separate screening room for the VIPs and that M&H ended up sitting there. The seats were different colors, that’s how you can tell. Haven’t seen the link. But maybe in the (widely circulated) clip that’s why Megs sends Harry off, to sort it out.

Yeah, there's some chatter online that they were in a different screening room from the VIPs, which would explain a lot. Not sure how true it is, but it isn't implausible.

Meghan was a Kappa Kappa Gama sorority sister at Northwestern. In my day they were known as the rich, somewhat druggie/loose sorority.

I worked in dormitory maintenance during my Northwestern summers and one of my jobs was to take out all the trash that sorority chicks left behind before they moved out. Kappa Kappa Gama was my favorite because it always yielded a treasure trove of Playgirl Magazines. I probably jerked off in the room Meghan later lived in.

Don't know if it's true, but certainly funny.

Oh ffs, she’s always accused of wearing “recording devices”. It’s a bit much. Maybe anyone who comes in contact with her needs to wear a jamming device.

I wonder if they went because they knew they were going to be the biggest stars there.

Jesus explains it all for you....

I see Harry's balding rate has accelerated. Loser.

I don't have a problem with men who are bald or balding, but the way Harry sneered over William losing his hair means I'll enjoy DumDum losing his.

Harry's first trip to Jamaica was in 2012 when he went on an official royal trip to the island.

This was the thank you message to the Governor-General of Jamaica that he wrote on his return:

[quit]Wow! I have totally fallen for Jamaica and its people. My grandmother, The Queen, was so right about you.

[quit]Thank you for showing me such a good time, and allowing me to visit so many cultural, historical and fun places.

[quit]The warmth that I received from the moment I set foot on your awesome island has been totally overwhelming.

[quit]In passing on your good wishes to The Queen for her Diamond Jubilee, I can't wait to tell her all about my three-day visit.

[quit]I have made life-long friends - and cool ones at that! Please can I come back and visit...lots?

[quit]Harry

He was 27 years old when he wrote this - not 17 - 27.

Jeez, my crappy quoting at r125. I'll post that again.

Harry's first trip to Jamaica was in 2012, an official royal visit representing his grandmother for her Diamond Jubilee. On his return he wrote a thank you message to the Governor-General of Jamaica. These are the words of a 27-year-old man acting in what is supposed to be a dignified and respectful role with implications for Britain's foreign relations.

[quote]Wow! I have totally fallen for Jamaica and its people. My grandmother, The Queen, was so right about you.

[quote]Thank you for showing me such a good time, and allowing me to visit so many cultural, historical and fun places.

[quote]The warmth that I received from the moment I set foot on your awesome island has been totally overwhelming.

[quote]In passing on your good wishes to The Queen for her Diamond Jubilee, I can't wait to tell her all about my three-day visit.

[quote]I have made life-long friends - and cool ones at that! Please can I come back and visit...lots?

[quote]Harry

R124, here's a video by a plastic surgeon about Harry's hair transplant.

He's balding again now, r127. Maybe it didn't take?

I can see him in an ad like this:

Or this:

Crooked banana nose, underbite, horsey veneers, makeup and bronzer several inches thick, no tits, boxy rectangular torso, razor thin legs and ankles and huge funky feet. What is so appealing about the rough old slapper?

Chia Pet should come out with a "Prince Harry" planter.

They have one for Richard Simmons.

This is fun.

"Archewell" sounds like an old Dink Flamingo training video that he produced for first-time bottoms at original Active Duty.

Down the bottom of the list with Andrew!

I think they've been at the bottom of the list for a while. That picture of Meghan is horrendous, they must be trolling her.

Rock bottom

Meghan says: "When the car was first invented, there wasn't a seatbelt. And what happened?

"People started to get hurt, people started to die. So you started to change the car."

...what a thing to say when your husband's mother would have survived a "catastrophic" crash had she worn a seatbelt. The Hello! article left that snippet out.

Why did they go to such a homophobic country?

Exactly, and such a dangerous one, according to travel safety warnings, r138.

For people so concerned about their safety?

Actor James Norton, who's in "One Love" said it was "bizarre" to see them there. .. Then when calling it "lovely," referred to Harry as an "ex Prince."

Honey, soon they will be getting paid to go to Dollar General openings.

R140 He's not wrong on either account.

Lol. From the link at r140. This isn't the reception the Harkles were hoping for.

[quote]Naomi Cowan, who plays one of Bob's backing singers The I-Threes, joked her home nation was the right place for the royal couple to attend the premiere because no one would have made a fuss.

[quote]She said: "I heard a little rumour before, but then, what was so lovely was when they came into the theatre, at least for me, it felt very normal, 'cause Jamaicans -- one thing I'll tell you about Jamaicans - each Jamaican considers themself to be a star, so we appreciate celebrities but we don't make the biggest deal because we see ourselves as our own celebrity.

[quote]"So what was cool is that they walked in, it was actually quite quiet, very calm and they looked very comfortable and I was happy to see that."

I love that Neal Sean refers to Harry as an "ex-royal" and Meghan as "former cable tv actress"

^ Well, he was right on one account.