Daily Mail outcunts itself with this Madonna headline and photo

When is the lightbulb going to go off over Madonna’s head?

Where did Madge find that awful wig? Is it supposed to be part of her edgy look?

Tea lady arms?

I'm so sick of every Vadge thread being taken over by the Janet hater.

Why have a wig that's piss yellow?

Janbot's furious that he keeps getting his sizeable ass handed to him on DL so this thread is his pathetic attempt at revenge R11.

Deal with it.

Looks like she needs a little Bondo on the chin, babe.

She looks like an old Russian landlady.

Madonna IS Strega Nona!

R15 I gotta get to the hardware store.

OP, please link to the actual article

What do you mean? Hatchet Face looks great

I swear to you, I thought that was Betty White!

Resembles Jessica Lange around the arms

^ I thought it was Marlene Dietrich at her last performance @72 years old in1973

The poorly installed piss yellow wig that's about to come off, the bingo wings and the teddy/negligee that looked like it came off the clearance rack at Victoria's Secret!

The aging process must be fucking torture for a histrionic narcissist.

Not that it's all that awesome for anyone else, but

R25 And ten times the amount of torture for her personal staff.

All that money and she can't laser the wrinkles off her arms and underarms? Or use Jane Seymour's Crepe Erase? But she goes to the trouble to get ass implants.

OP also outcunts herself with this thread!

That photo is indeed cuntish . That said, facewise she has looked much worse. For all the wrinkles, there now seems there is Madonna in there still, unlike in previous years. She should embrace the wrinkles but, alas, i fear she will not.

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Why doesn't Lourdes put her in a home to protect her from herself? This just downright embarrassing.

The wig is piss yellow because the lighting is piss yellow- look at the rest of her, she's piss yellow. Most likely the wig is platinum blonde.

All this talk about yellow!

Fame stole my yellow.

[quote] I'm so sick of every Vadge thread being taken over by the Janet hater.

Hit the ignore button on them.

Magic

Now i'm starting to understand why she was insane about her image likeness after death being used by her family. The Baby Jane Dominatrix look is rather distunctive.

or distinctive

She's what, r37? Haven't heard that before, but she seems like the type to rule from the grave, which requires some planning.

If it takes her 2 hours to come out looking like that , no wonder people are suing her for being late . She is the personification of Lola from the Copacabana song come to life . But that was 30 years ago when they used to have a show, indeed. Are we sure that not a picture of the Madame puppet after dark?

Madonna Wildenstein

It’s always amazing how production can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on a concert and yet buy the talent a wig from Party City.

She doesn't even have a band and the sets are cheap, aren't they? Cost cutting in every area.

What will she do to her arms and face after this article?

That wig looks like she pulled it out of the drawer from her Dick Tracy days.

She looks like she could be Zsa Zsa Gabor's grand-daughters.

R45 I thought that was her real hair?!

R47 It was her real hair, you can always tell a wig.

Madonna looks like a latter day Angie Dickinson in that pic. And by latter day, I mean Angie now, at 90+ years of age.

Separated at birth?

“Madonna’s Final Tour will kick off with stops in Branson, Laughlin, and the Michigan State Fair.”

Bad wig and she looks awful.

“You were gonna ask me for money? Who the hell do you think you're dealing with, some old slut on 42nd Street? In case you didn't happen to notice it, ya big Texas longhorn bull, I'm one helluva gorgeous chick!”

Grace Kelly, Harlow, Jean

Ratty wig found in a latrine!

She reminds me of Mae West. Old and wrinkled but still delusional enough to believe she's sexy and seductive. Take your pills and go to bed, grandma.

It's like Judy Holliday mated with Mamie Van Doren. ("It" = Madonna v.2024.)

Separated at birth?

That top hairline. Oh, dear! That was a hair don’t most definitely.

Bitch Stole My Look

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Oops, my post at R60 lost it's caption. Sorry!

It read, "this guy was eating her out but his head got swallowed by her cavernous python cunt.

That, or she's giving birth to a full grown man."

R61 happens to us all when we post from a disfavored source!

[quote]“At 20 you have the face God gave you, at 30 you have the face you make, but at 50 you have the face you deserve” - Coco Chanel

And at 65, nobody deserves the face of a hard-working 85-year-old humper more than Madonna.

[QUOTE] That wig looks like she pulled it out of the drawer from her Dick Tracy days.

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