Sarah Ferguson has malignant melanoma

Royalty is tawdry.

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I hope she’ll be ok.

Just as she's been accepted back into the fold.

I read that as "malignant melodrama". Oops.

I expect the loonies from the Princess Kate thread to migrate here now that they’ve buried Kate and the King.

The loonies on that thread, R6, will assure us that the vital organs of both Kate and Sarah are being harvested to prolong the King's life.

Pasty redheads should not lay out in the sun.

Red hair, fair skin not a good mix with the sun. Life sucks then you die.

"Red hair, fair skin not a good mix with the sun."

Harry, how would you like to relocate to Florida for the summer?

R6 speaks of loonies but no one has said a word about them, yet Harry and Meghan were mentioned in the first ten responses.

Physician, heal thyself!

Jaysus, did the royal family get a bulk discount on health checkups or something?

Inbreeds. R12

Some might think that Fergie IS the malignant carcinoma on the BRF

She probably developed it when she was out in the sun sucking toes.

Gingers should stay out of the sun.

Pasty redheads should not lay out in the sun.

Too many poolside toe-sucking sessions.

Toe sucking gives you freckles, tampon sniffing gets you a horse wife.

I hope it's not too serious. But I'm too lazy to read the article.

BUMP

Damn she can’t catch a break.

The cancerous moles were removed during her breast cancer surgery six months ago - why is she only releasing the news just now?

Cancer causes thirst…

As a member of the royal family welcomed back into the fold, she is doing her part to deflect attention from Kate's mysterious surgery and incapacitation.

Meanwhile, Meghan is writing "Be Brave!" and "Stay Strong!" on the cartons of bananas she is overnighting to Kate and Sarah.

tots & pears

Hopefully, she travels to the U.S. for treatment. She’s not duty bound like Charles and Kate to use the NHS.

Why, R28?

FYI Kate isn’t using the NHS and we don’t know where Charles is going.

Fergie, DIAGNOSED

Meghan sent plutonium laced banana bread ( actually made for her by her housekeeper who is covered in cuts and bruises from smashed crockery) to Charles, Kate and Sarah.

Does anyone remember Budgie the Helicopter? I was read that book many times in my toddlerhood.

Horrible diagnosis.

She was the only other one besides Diana that make the Royals likeable. The rest of those inbreeds take themselves way too seriously.

Love Sarah. She's always been so resilient and optimistic. I hope Sarah's medical team caught this malignant mole early enough.

Get well soon.

R28 The NHS is still fantastic, I had several hospital appointments last summer for various tests, scans and procedures and the service I received was excellent. The appointments came through quickly and by phone not by post. I was all done in three weeks from my GP making the referral to the final hospital appointment.

I guess this all depends on how quickly they caught it.

She's really had a rough few years, even considering she lives in a palace.

My sister-in-law died of melanoma when she was 45 years old. She had a mole removed from her back, and it was diagnosed as melanoma. She carried on with her life for a few years with periodic Dr. checks. Then, she started having rib pain and thought it was a strained muscle. She was a busy mom and teacher and just brushed it off. Not too long after she started having trouble breathing and they discovered her lungs full of metastatic cancer from her primary melanoma. She endured two more years of hell until it went to her brain and then she died. Melanoma is no joke, I wish Fergie well.

Old,ugly,fat,talentless,slag,grifter. Our idol.

Malignant melanoma is very bad news. She won’t have to worry about being broke in her old age.

[quote] yet Harry and Meghan were mentioned in the first ten responses.

The MDS trolls showed considerable restraint though. When I played the Meghan game with this thread, I guessed Meghan would be mentioned 7 posts in. It ended up being 10! Nicely done, MDS trolls.

Sarah Ferguson is a malignant melanoma.

Fixed for OP.

She's a criminal whore dear.

As a redhead, she should have been having dermatologist visits yearly for the last 30 year. Sad that it progressed that far.

She's a ginger. Harry better not stay in that Montecito sun for too long or he'll end up like Aunty Ferg

Fergie is just an another aging gangster moll of the royal Crime Family. Lilibet banned her but like pedo Andrew she's come slithering back mainly because she was threatening to spill the beans on Chuck and his Side Piece based on what Diana told her.

Perhaps we can start a Go Fund Me for this truly noble ginger! We can do it girls.

I see the lunatic meth addict troll has joined this thread. He posts hundreds and hundreds of replies on royal threads.

I hadn’t seen any of his posts for a couple of weeks so just assumed he had bought a bad batch and was now dead.

R43 I had forgotten about this. How odious she is. She’s lucky she didn’t get a prison sentence. Anyone else would have.

Everyone should protect their skin from the sun, not just redheads. If you bitches don't care about getting cancer, consider how OLD it makes you look.

R48 Triggered...

Keep calm and carry on, Sarah.

Yeah redheads stand no chance in the sun. Agree with r50 too.

Could the breast cancer be linked to the MM?

Damn, I had a malignant melanoma removed from my back last year. Dr said they got it all. Now, I’m afraid, after reading R38. Got some suspicious bumps on my scalp now that my dermatologist is going to look at tomorrow. Can one of you please offer a prayer? Thank you.

Maybe there’s still hope…

R54, I'm hoping things will be okay.

I hope Sarah will be okay and that they removed the moles early enough.

Yes, indeed. That way we can go back to dragging her.

^^I don't drag her. I like her. You should stop.

No r59. I can't. It's like breathing.

"they removed the moles early enough"

But the genital wart remains.

R61 I never met Virginia, I was at Pizza Express.

R61 Changing a post is scummy even for you Muriel.

She’s a crook - ref R43. I’m still surprised that she a) avoided jail time and b) was brought back into the BRF fold at Xmas after being caught out so badly trying to sell access the Andrew. Either they knew of her two cancer diagnoses and pitied her or, more likely, recognised that she knows where the bodies are buried so decided to keep her happy and quiet until she kicks the bucket.

As Queen Elizabeth’s private secretary Martin Charteris described her years ago in the ultimate Mary moment: “She’s a vulgarian…vulgar vulgar vulgar!”.

Malignant Melanoma was her nickname in high school.

I like Sarah. She seems quite mad, but in a very likeable and relatable way. She’s like an eccentric aunt who gets drunk at family parties and knows everyone’s secrets.

And breaks the law trying to sell access to her British tax payer funded husband in his then role as Special Representative for British Trade. Yeah, she’s a real winner alright.

R64. R67. Move on. Everyone else has including Charles.

Get well, Sarah.

You’re obviously not a British tax payer R68. Come back when you are and then you can suggest that I move on but until then, fuck off.

Melanoma is not a joke and it can hit people really young. Giada De Laurentiis had a brother that died of it at the age of 31. Started as a small mole on his back he didn't think much of it at the time.

I know she's a mess, but I still care about her.

[QUOTE]I’m still surprised that she a) avoided jail time and b) was brought back into the BRF fold at Xmas after being caught out so badly trying to sell access the Andrew.

Well, if Sophie survived her attempt to sell access, maintained her position in the family, and became one of the Queen's favorites it would seem hypocritical to cut Sarah off, especially now that her infant/toddler grandchildren are attending Sandringham Christmases.

I think another factor is that she did this with Andrew's full knowledge and consent. At least I believe so. He loves money and as the Queen's second born had very little access to it. I don't think anyone doubts he used his position as royal and trade ambassador to enrich himself (Pitch the Palace, anyone?). She was also living under his roof. I can see him giving approval knowing he might benefit and it would keep her from nagging him to cover her bills.

She's a lovely person.

Yeah she’s a delight! And R73 of course she did it with Andrew’s knowledge and consent! It was most likely not the first time, just the first time that they were busted.

Of course it’s sad when anybody gets a diagnosis like hers, but let’s not pretend that she’s a saint.

^Queen's second born MALE HEIR.

R54, I don't blame you for being concerned after what I wrote. The best advice I can give you is to stay on top of your exams. My SIL was a busy teacher, had a fully disabled child at home and another child on top of that. She was so bogged down by caring for her disabled child that she often put herself last and missed appointments, ignored symptoms, etc. Don't ignore any symptoms anywhere in your body (swollen lymph nodes, etc). There are many people who live long, full lives after having a malignant mole removed. You very well may be one of them!

I think about my sister in law every day. We were the same age. I am 53 now. All the best to you R54.

The sun is evil and one should never permit it to radiate you.

Too much time in the sun.

R70 I’m a British taxpayer and I’m telling you to move on you boring piece of nothing.

No, R80.

Andrew didn't get a salary as special trade representative, so the British taxpayer didn't fund him.

Oh really, R82? Who paid for his flights and accommodation, which were substantial? Not Andrew, surely?

And how did he justify the Kazakhstani tycoon who paid £15m - £3m over the asking price - for the house that the Queen gave the Yorks for their wedding present? That sounds very above board, right?

The house that then sat, falling into ruins, for years after before it was demolished. It’s all rather odd, isn’t it?

I don’t understand this. That cancer was discovered months ago when she was treated for breast cancer and they only just recently realized it has already spread or they didn’t get it all? Or she’s just decided to publicize it now and she’s somehow now recuperating from a procedure that took place months ago? Or she’s volunteering it now to jump on the King Charles “share your condition publicly to try and take some heat off the real problem” bandwagon? Without being asked, I assume. Always a good sport!

I know how serious it can be, I had a friend whose husband died from it and it was a long process and she was left with two young sons. Tragic. But my mom also had it, it was removed, and there were no further consequences. It definitely wasn’t an ongoing concern.

It all depends on how early they caught. I have 3 close family members/friends who had it. All caught it at stage 1 with no spread, All 3 are blue eyed, blonde sun worshippers (or were in their youth.) Check out any new or suspicious growth immediately. All 3 now see their dermatologists every 3 to 6 months to stay on top of new growths. I think there is a breakthrough drug treating this at later stages also.

Flights and accommodation are not a salary, r83, and so what if he got expenses paid (if he did)? It's a pittance and complaining about what taxpayers paid is disingenuous. The amount you paid for Andrew's expenses is absolutely nothing.

It wasn't discovered months ago during the mastectomy. The article says her dermatologist asked that several moles be removed and biopsied during the recent reconstructive surgery. No doubt she went to the dermatologist in between the two operations, and he thought one general anaesthetic was better than two at her age, so asked the surgeon to do this for him.

R80

Get well, Sarah.