Blind Item!- Harry is about to do some low-grade endorsements to make up for money lost

You can almost pity those two the spectacular crash that's coming. Those kids... what a mess.

Harry IS disgruntled car owner #2.

"Clunk Click Every Trip!"

Hi! I am the Duchess of Sussex, here to talk to you about Lume!

Does your pussy stink? Mine smelled like lowtide and I couldn’t get Harry to come near me, until I got Lume!

Finally I can get my husband to stop watching Spongebob with the babies, and instead make another baby with me!

Try Lume, for your nasty stank pussy!

They've already done it during pap walks. Meghan with some voodoo stress patch she displayed prominently for paps as she wore an attention-catching turtleneck and cashmere shawl in Montecito in August. Harry was snapped carrying vita water or something, label turned towards photographers.

The ad copy writes itself

I’m not sure Prince Henry Charles Albert David is a convincing advocate for reverse mortgages.

Maybe he’ll receive (aka buy) an award for services to advertising?

If he starts stumping reverse mortgages, you know times have gotten really tough.

Harold should try for Rogaine and other hair products

How could they do endorsements? They would have to have some credibility for that. They’ve been caught telling so many lies, they don’t have any credibility.

Why bother with the “blind” when it’s completely obvious whom you’re talking about?

Since he has just dropped the libel case, apparently he is now liable for the other party's court costs as well as his own.

Supposedly totals around 750,000 British pounds - around $1million US.

That's a LOT of money.

Yikes.

"I say, Meghan, do you ever get that .... not-so-fresh feeling?"

"Hi, I'm Cathy Mitchell, and today I'll be showing you how to make easy and inexpensive family meals fit for a prince! Which leads me to my special guest ... "

"Hello. I'm Prince Harry."

"And I'm Dylan Mulvaney. And we're here to talk to you about ... "

William Devane is in his 80s, Harry would be perfect for selling gold coins.

"Let your home work for you.

Hi, I'm Harry Windsor, and I'm here to talk to you about reverse mortgages.

My wife and I just took out a reverse mortgage, and it's the best decision we've made since Megzit!

I juggle out in the garden, and my wife sits around waiting for William Morris Endeavors to call. Meanwhile, our reverse mortgage check shows up on the 15th of every month. All for doing absolutely nothing!"

It's Ent Attorney (who isn't even an attorney) ... so no, I don't believe it.

I'm sure he could pick up several million for ads in Asia and somewhat save face in USA.

He could endorse Twinings in Japan. They drink tea over there.

R7, to the contrary, he might be all too believable.

He should swallow his pride and make as much cash as possible. They both fucked up their show biz/infotainment possibilities. We hear nothing about his post in that tralalala nebulous organization/company. Forgot the name, even. He wants to play polo and she wants private jets and nice nice things.

Meghan Markle could go back to giving blow jobs...and charge for them!!

He and Dionne(sp) can team up for the New Psychic Friends and try to contact Diana.

He's going to sell Vitameatavegamin like that other red head.

"Hello friends, I'm your Vitameatavegamin guy. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin. Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains Vitamins Meat Vegetables and Minerals. Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health. All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal. Mmmmmmm..... It's so tasty, too! Tastes just like candy! So why don't you join all the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin!

Playing polo does show his build off to pretty good advantage, and no one at Buckingham Palace had a problem with the logo on his nephew's shirt in the Wales's holiday portrait. His people should make discrete inquiries to Ralph Lauren.

Hazbeen and Markle are poison.

That web site is fake, OP. Enough.

Well if The Wife is shilling holistic instant coffee (yes, I know she's a long time investor) then I wouldn't put it past them.

John Nelson (Enty) is usually full shit and when he's not it's because he stole actual gossip from someone who is actually reputable.

Tricia Shaw is his biggest fan and she is an alcoholic QAnon Trumper who spends all day drinking and harassing celebrities on Twitter. Last year she was arrested for the fifth time for an alcohol related offense when she was caught drunk driving on the wrong side if the road.

John himself is a married man with children who has a history of lying, cheating and grooming young women for sex. He tried to frame his latest attempted conquest as a stalker but that immediately fell apart in court when it turns out she and her friends kept tons of receipts. He's a fat ugly skeevy piece of shit.

CDaN has been for quite some time owned by a Russian media company based in Canada. Hence the QAnon/Illuminati bullshit that panders to fucking idiots like Tricia.

Here's a picture of the creep.

R27, he has moobs, a gunt and a double chin.

[quote] CDaN has been for quite some time owned by a Russian media company based in Canada.

If true, that would explain a lot.

Enty sounds like a lovely man. OP, do us a favor and quit promoting these “blinds”.

Has Hair Club for Men called?