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Little House On The Prairie

Mary has FOUR EYES! The kids pass her a note that says FOUR EYES. Four eyes, how awful! Just awful!!

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by Anonymousreply 24April 2, 2024 2:38 PM

She threw her glasses out in the woods, in a hollow log. She’s scared she’ll never get fucked with glasses. Miss Beatle was her role model. Smart but unfucked.

by Anonymousreply 1January 19, 2024 3:51 PM

Pa won’t be able to afford another pair until after harvest.

by Anonymousreply 2January 19, 2024 3:52 PM

Don’t worry, Mary. Soon you’ll have NO eyes.

by Anonymousreply 3January 19, 2024 3:52 PM

Omg the bitch went back out in the woods and got her glasses out of the log and put em on and won a history contest. All because she saw a man, Mr Stacy, trying to fuck Miss Beatle during recess. Plus Mr Stacy was putting the moves on Mary. What a molester.

by Anonymousreply 4January 19, 2024 4:02 PM

The clothing looked better on this show than the Walton’s

by Anonymousreply 5January 19, 2024 4:29 PM

Oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 6January 19, 2024 4:30 PM

I'd rather be called four eyes than a gutter snipe.

by Anonymousreply 7January 19, 2024 4:57 PM

Back then being called 4 eyes was like being called stupid ass cunt today

by Anonymousreply 8January 19, 2024 5:49 PM

r5 - Would any industry people here know if the 70's shows like LHOTP or Walton's still used Sears for costuming like they did in the 50's for Wagon Train, etc.?

by Anonymousreply 9January 19, 2024 6:01 PM

Bitch sears didn’t make prairie clothes in the 1970s!

by Anonymousreply 10January 19, 2024 6:46 PM

Mary is much prettier than Half-Pint, and everyone knows it.

by Anonymousreply 11January 19, 2024 6:48 PM

Mary was more attractive but turned into a mega bitch

by Anonymousreply 12January 19, 2024 6:49 PM

R10 - hahaha Yes, they had specialty catalogs selling farm stuff, obviously not in the main catalog . I don't know when it was discontinued. I had relatives in Wyoming buying out of it.

by Anonymousreply 13January 19, 2024 8:56 PM

When does the shitbra make an appearance?

by Anonymousreply 14January 19, 2024 9:01 PM

Retard it was a period show set 100 yrs in the past

by Anonymousreply 15January 19, 2024 9:41 PM

Poor thing, glasses are going to be the least of her problems.

by Anonymousreply 16January 19, 2024 9:59 PM

R15 - How old are you? 12? Of course it was, that was the point of using modern clothes in it was so ridiculous.

by Anonymousreply 17January 19, 2024 10:08 PM

Melissa Sue Cunterson!

by Anonymousreply 18January 19, 2024 10:08 PM

I remember once reading that MSA told the writers who were struggling to come up with their B plot for an episode that they should just have a story about Laura discovering that she could eat an apple through a chainlink fence. I don't think the writers ran with it though...

by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2024 12:16 AM

It will be quite the anniversary year.

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by Anonymousreply 20January 21, 2024 11:37 PM

Charles is going on a 100 mile walk to look for work.

by Anonymousreply 21April 2, 2024 2:20 PM

Ma is standing at the top of that hill looking down. I guess she wants to run down it like her daughters do.

by Anonymousreply 22April 2, 2024 2:21 PM

Ma is organizing other prairie women to harvest wheat by hand using no implements.

by Anonymousreply 23April 2, 2024 2:35 PM

Today she'd be killed at a party and kids would brag about it on social media.

by Anonymousreply 24April 2, 2024 2:38 PM
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