Oooh, Momma LIKEY!

Ok. “OOZING like a CADBURY EGG” made me laugh out loud. Although “mussy” makes me throw up in my mouth

Jon Bernthal can play him in the movie.

Finally, somebody oozeworthy.

I was playing a game called “Am I smaller than a 12 year old?”

That photo made my cooze ooze.

R5 I’d get those last two words trademarked.

He has a face of pure evil

Not a Cadbury Egg 🤣🤣

Momma's similes are always the best. They're always so unexpected.

The biggest revelation here is the existence of a straight male flight attendant.

R2 Or Eddie Cibrian

How rude.

Nice lips on that guy

Why did they put him in a barbershop cape for his mugshot?

Female?

[quote] OOZING like a CADBURY EGG!

WW for OP. This is one of the better Momma's mussy descriptions I've heard since "hissing like a broken radiator!"

R7 clearly doesn’t get out much, you stupid cunt.

OP must have a fetish for creepy pedophiles.

R17 and R18 are the exact reasons why frau cunts need to be banned from here.

R19 you are R17. So ban yourself, and get some hormone therapy, you’re as shrill and rage filled as a menopausal lesbian.

Estes?

Catering?

R20, it’s funny, I don’t see either r17 or r19 — el blocko!

Cadbury egg is right up there with momma's "twitching like a rat's nose"

We need a momma's greatest hits thread.

Bussy > mussy

"Federal authorities said they also discovered over 50 images of a nine-year-old unaccompanied minor in Thompson’s iCloud from American Airlines flight 1977 from Charlotte to San Antonio on July 9. Prosecutors said the images included photos taken while the minor victim was seated in her seat pre-flight and close-ups of her face while sleeping."

Oh he's about to do some serious time. Asshat pedo.

Mama’s Mussy is hissing like a radiator in August! has now taken second place behind Oozing like a Cadbury Egg.

Mamas mussy is thumping like a hula drum is distant third.

I'm aware of that R20, I meant to post that to R7. Interesting that you see everyone who has a contrary opinion to yours as someone who's filled with rage.

You clearly have issues of your own. Work on yours before you tell me to work on mine.

I had read about this sleazeball but I didn't expect him to look like that. Wow. Too bad that handsomeness is wasted on such a piece of garbage. His life is completely ruined. Good.

Don’t mind R27, she’s going through The Change. It makes her lash out irrationally and super sensitive to criticism.

[quote]el blocko!

You're a special kind of stupid R22.

That guy's SMOKIN' hot. I'd climb him without a net and suck him dry.

Not to hijack the thread, but has anyone noticed the huge influx of supposedly “gay men” who are as humorless and irrationally moody as a group of aging fraus ? R30, R27 is a prime example but I’m seeing it in other threads. No intellect, just immediate indignant and self righteous anger. All bitch, no wit.

The DL Jury has found him innocent!

[quote]No intellect, just immediate indignant and self righteous anger.

R32, you mistake my not suffering the fools and stupid frauen that post here for indignation and self righteous anger.

There's a difference. Learn it.

[quote] There's a difference. Learn it

I forgot to mention the hallmark of a frau—bossiness.

That's ok R35, we understand how limited you are.

R36 is going to have the last word no matter what—just like a frau. She must have missed her last prednisone dose and she’s feeling feisty!

Maybe take your own advice and shut the fuck up CUNT R37.

R38 you would know, as you own one and it’s drying up. Over emotional, humorless, bossy, unprovoked anger all over DL—a Frau.

Surely, dipshit R39 you can come up with some other slur. But I understand why you're so quick to continually use it given your rage that your menopause came and went years ago.

Momma, you're a fat pig and there isn't enough flour in the world to roll you in to find the wet spot. Now waddle aside and let a real man take care of this cage meat!

R40, R38, R34 has STATED HER BOUNDARIES.

There's nothing funny about a pos like him. Stfu R32 you fucking mental defective.

R43 or what, Hall Monitor? You and Frau queen are going to hiss at me?

A better-quality photo for Momma to massage mussy by!

R1 is a self-important klutz who misses the point of "mussy" here.

[Quote] Jon Bernthal can play him in the movie

Jon Bernthal can play [italic] me [/italic] anywhere he wants! He can break me open like a Whitman’s Sampler. He can top me with his nut like an Almond Joy. He can fluff my nougat like a 3 Musketeers.

r46 I think you miss the point of “klutz.”

It's interesting that R42 and her gaggle of menopausal frau harpies think that attempting to emasculate me by calling me a frau is hurting or insulting me. It speaks more to how YOU all feel about being the aging, forgotten shrews you've all become.

Projection much, bitches?

Now, now, R49, if you prefer insufferable pussy that's okay too.

R48 mistakes the point of a thrusted steak knife with the message "Get Back to Cagemeat and Momma's Bubbling Fissure, Asshole" presented on its tip on behalf of the DL.

R49 you ooze as much testosterone as a drag queen. With none of the wit.

What? A straight flight attendant?

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