Madonna forgets microphone on stage and continues lipsyncing

One gets forgetful at her advanced age.

Next up : La Isla Boniva

Llllllloooooollllllll!!!!!

OP that's hilarious. Her clothes are ridiculous at her age.

She looks fat to me.

Newsflash: Most pop singers sing over a backing track. However, she does do several songs without the track... something Taylor Swift would never even attempt.

I don't think OP quite grasps what lip synching means.

She is fat

Running around like a chicken with its head cut off.

I love when seniors keep us laughing, like Betty White and Madonna!

R7, she has no mic and is miming. That’s lipsyncing and she sings the entire show with a backing track. It’s to the point where she’s barely singing anything just mouthing the words.

r7, if you had a point you should have actually made it. We don't all live within your brain, shocking as that may seem to you.

She can't even sing Open Your Heart?

Good lord.

Is this tour making money? It seems like elder abuse.

R14, it’s not selling out. Tickets are still available and fans with cheap tickets are being bumped up the front stage. She can hardly move in this show. She has 900 dancers doing it for her. It’s really the end of the road for her and I’m not trying to be vicious. I just don’t see where she goes from here beyond legacy act. Maybe write her memoir. They’re definitely not going to allow her to direct and write her biopic. Maybe she could do a ballads album. I don’t know. She’s definitely unwell, and definitely out of ideas. There’s nothing wrong with being a legacy act but she just seems so out of it, so sloppy. Her father is 92 with Parkinson’s. Her brother died. Everyone is dying around her. She almost croaked herself. She seems broken. A lot of people have been commenting on this watching her on stage now. God only knows how many painkillers she’s on. If this is her last show she’s not going out with a bang but at least she did some classic songs one last time.

They’re not releasing box office numbers. A lot of her lateness is by her management waiting for more tickets to be sold at the door hoping to fill seats.

God this is sad and embarrassing. I feel like we are watching her self destruct.

She's been on this path for well over a decade at least.

[quote] it’s not selling out. Tickets are still available and fans with cheap tickets are being bumped up the front stage. She can hardly move in this show. She has 900 dancers doing it for her. It’s really the end of the road for her and I’m not trying to be vicious. I just don’t see where she goes from here beyond legacy act. Maybe write her memoir. They’re definitely not going to allow her to direct and write her biopic. Maybe she could do a ballads album. I don’t know. She’s definitely unwell, and definitely out of ideas. There’s nothing wrong with being a legacy act but she just seems so out of it, so sloppy. Her father is 92 with Parkinson’s. Her brother died. Everyone is dying around her. She almost croaked herself. She seems broken. A lot of people have been commenting on this watching her on stage now. God only knows how many painkillers she’s on. If this is her last show she’s not going out with a bang but at least she did some classic songs one last time.

But enough about Janet Jackson, this is a Madonna thread.

Rocco, you're financially set because of your Dad.

If one of us does do it, she'll strike our name as beneficiary on her financial accounts.

So, you've got to be the one to tell Mom, STOP! STOP! PLEASE STOP!

It is selling out and they did release box office. Her concerts so far are averaging 16,000 people a show. $3 million a show.

I’m so sick of these lying anti-Madonna cunts who just fucking lie. Oh she’s singing over a backing track? REALLY? It’s not like she tries to hide it and it is WIDELY done in the industry.

Fat? She looks great. Just fuck off. This is the same anti-Madonna cunt who posts thread after thread about her. The RELEVANCE!

But, R21, haters do have the most reasonable reason to hate her - her total disregard for the audience by starting her concerts unacceptably late.

R22 STFU you stupid cunt.

Madonna Stop!

There was a clip where she was singing Bad Girl. She sang the first half live and then switched to lipsyncing the rest of the song.

Stuart Price's cover story is that she's 100% live and she can perfectly hit every note and replicate the original recording. Give me a break.

[quote]But enough about Janet Jackson, this is a Madonna thread.

Precisely. And Janet, unlike flop Madonna, just announced a second leg of her successful Together Again tour from last year due to demand. AND she starts her shows on time.

Do you want me to post Janet’s looooong history of barely selling 4,000 in a 16,000 seat arena? Or her super low grosses because her tickets are 3 for 1 with an Uber drive, cunt? R26

Even her auditorium tour to promote Madame X-Lax flopped. It was selling so badly that she faked illness to get out of it, similarly to how she faked illness with this tour to avoid competing with powerhouses Taylor and Beyonce.

R26 I'll give everyone this. Janet is the better dancer of the two, has quite a few iconic looks and knows how to pick a producer and do collabs. But Madonna has the better voice (though that's not saying much) and has more iconic albums and songs. Madge also has far more iconic looks than JJ and she used to have the ability to choose the best producers and collabs but that has since changed.

90% of Janet's iconic hits are in the 80's and 90's. Madonna went a little further than that with Music, American Life and Confessions before her run pretty much ended. MDNA has a few good songs, Rebel Heart is a great album and even Madame X has a few good songs as well (with the rest of the album being a huge POS) but Confessions is currently the last Madonna album that was both critically and commercially successful. Her last #1 hit single on the main charts was Music in 2001.

That's not going to change unless either she straightens herself out and gets her shit together (highly unlikely) or dies (most likely scenario). It's very ironic that a plastic surgery addict has a "if it's not broken, don't fix it" stance when it comes to her attitude, personality and ego. But that's narcissism for you.

r26 Although now she's playing fairgrounds and not huge arenas, right?

Janet is not a better dancer.

R28, hey cunt, Imma post decades of Janet not selling 4,000 seats in arenas and decades of Madonna selling 100,000, 200,000, 300,000 in ONE city. Over and over and over. Seethe, cunt, seethe.

R29, the only narrative Madonna can’t sing is played out. She can. Quite well at one time. It’s funny because when Gen Z hear Madonna, they all comment on how great her voice is.

R29 - Madonna is also the highest selling female musical artist of all time AND the 6th highest selling music artist of all time AND a musical icon AND a bona fide gay icon.

Janet Jackson is #79. And that makes the Janbots absolutely FURIOUS. But facts are facts.

Madonna is #1 and no other female singer has ever surpassed her to this day.

Janet Jackson is not even in the same league as Madonna and never has been and never will be. Even 40 years after Madonna started her career she still commands intense public and press interest.

Most of the posts in this thread are made up fiction (no links to support their made-up claims) from various Janbots who live in some kind of alternate reality where Jackson was equal to or on the same level of fame as Madonna. But facts are facts.

The deranged Madonna apologist in this thread is as crazy as a Trumper.

Madonna deserves every bit of this humiliation for her disregard and disrespect of fans., let alone her cunty behavior. I’m glad she isn’t selling out and that she’s finally getting sued. Again.

I wanna sue the idiot that gave her the Narcon.

Shut up, Jan Bots and Madge Bots

R34 - If you're talking to me then you will note that I am posting concrete FACTS. Facts that are easily confirmable from multiple reputable sources. These facts are irrefutable.

[bold]FACTS[/bold].

Not made-up claims from some other alternate reality in some other alternate universe.

Where are your links? Post FACTS. Nobody believes anything you claim.

R36 Janbots cannot handle facts. Post the Wikipedia pages to both of their tours and Madonna HUMILATES Janet. Janet’s numbers, going back decades, are grim. Janbots get off posting Madonna threads bc it gets very little pushback since DL loves to hate on Madonna so Janbots uses that to get off. Janet threads get little attention until MADONNA is brought up.

Janbot lies about the Madame. X tour. A flop that plays 14 to 16 shows in each city? Janet has to sell her tickets for a year of free Burger King, 3 for 1 deals. Oh plus a luxury suit at your town’s fanciest motel/hotel.

Facts, indeed, freak out Janbot.

R36/R33, asking for evidence of all the things I claim when I’ve made no claim only proves me right. I only posted my opinion. But your rage and even your use of BOLD shows you to be an unhinged fanatic.

R39 your lack of facts and lies reveals the unhinged fanatic is you, cunt.

She’s still going!

Madonna will never love you, honey.

Both Madonna and Janet are old as fuck. Sorry, pop is a young person's game.

Ageism aside, who the fuck is paying money to watch this in person? Madonna is the kind of person I'd pay to avoid.

[quote][R22] STFU you stupid cunt.

Great comeback. That's what happens when you have absolutely no argument to refute the truth.

I myself am not a Janbot. My favorite Jackson is La Toya. Laugh at me all you want. I don't care. Her albums (especially her 80's material) are one of my guilty pleasures.

[quote] It is selling out and they did release box office.

It’s not and no, numbers haven’t been released for all the dates. It’s deliberate. You can still buy tickets this month for shows happening this month. Get over it, loon.

[quote] Both Madonna and Janet are old as fuck. Sorry, pop is a young person's game.

Pop is dead.

[quote] the only narrative Madonna can’t sing is played out. She can. Quite well at one time. It’s funny because when Gen Z hear Madonna, they have no idea who she is.

[quote] 90% of Janet's iconic hits are in the 80's and 90's. Madonna went a little further than that with Music, American Life and Confessions

We don’t talk about American Life.

R46 Cry harder, cunt. Bookmark it. VIDEOS from those shows, after she starts, will show it FULL. You can’t handle it. You can’t handle facts. The cunt at R44 can’t either, as I brought facts to that cunt. You obsessively post lies and BS and smears about Madonna. Trolldar this cunt. Then you freak out when anyone says anything positive about her like your very existence will be threatened if she is seen in a positive light. You lose your mind. It is understandable why someone who likes her would post about her this much but a cunt like you who claims to hate her cannot let a single positive comment get by you without you losing your shit. You’re fucking deranged.

What I love is the current tour is showing so many great pics of Madonna splashed all across social media. Every time they bitch about her being late, another great pic is shown. Win win win.

Oh and please post Janet’s tour numbers from way back until now. Abysmal. Then post Madonna’s, showing her playing to hundreds of thousands at one city tour after tour.

Did you only recently learn the word’cunt’?

That cunting cunt cunted and cunted and cunted until her cuntitty cunt cunt cunt!

I was following a Madonna tour thread on Reddit and folks seem very happy with the shows...

and count me as someone who always loved Madonna's voice- Something about her pitch and tone- it always hit the spot!

However, I hate to see that video- its just embarrassing-

And I will agree the photos from the shows have her face looking far better than I expected.

Her voice was better before it was “trained”. Pre-Evita she was good.

r45: I love "Oops, Oh No!"

R55 Now THAT I agree with. Her Evita training fucked up her voice. She had vocal training for Dick Tracy which resulted in some of her best live vocals ever (89-03ish). Madonna has/had a very lovely voice. She was firmly in the “medium voiced” category where most singers are. But I agree, when she hit the sweet spot in her tone and pitch, it set her voice a part from so many.

I was at Madonna’s DC show and not only were there huge sections of empty seats, people were getting up and leaving during the show ( a couple in front of me got right up and left during that silly ring of fire segment and did NOT come back 😂). Meanwhile, Janet’s Together Again tour sold out every stop last year in many arenas despite the deranged HAGdonna loon’s lies, and she started each show on time because, unlike the white trash chick from Michigan who still behaves in a nouveau riche manner all these years later, Janet respects her fans. And that is why she is extending her tour this year. Madonna, OTOH, will probably call it a day before her lackluster tour ends and chalk up her lipsynching embarrassment to being OVAH, because that’s what she is.

[quote]Janet is not a better dancer.

Lllllloooolllll 😂

That you literally fixed your big fat Cheeto fingers to type out this absolute lie is hilarious. Madonna couldn’t dance back in the day, and her complete lack of rhythm is even more apparent now that she’s a senior citizen with a fake ass and a bad knee. That shit she does during the Ray of Light segment of her new tour is so shameful that I felt sorry for her when they started coming for her in droves on social media about it.

Janet Jackson is the preeminent female dancer in dance/pop. Her Pleasure Principle video inspired JLo to get into the business and has been copied by just about every pop girl over the decades, most notably Britney, Ciara, Cassie, etc. It’s unfair to even put Janet and Madonna in the same sentence when it comes to dance, because Janet will DESTROY her at EVERY turn. DE-STROY.

R53, you kiss your mother with that fucking mouth?

R58 You just LIE. TF you were at the show. WE SAW VIDEOS of a FULL arena, cunt. Post Janet’s tour numbers instead of your opinion videos. Janet can only robotically dance. No fluidity at all. Madonna destroys her dancing. Pull up Who’s That Girl, Blond Ambition, Drowned World, Reinvention, MDNA, Madonna’s dancing DESTROYS Janet. And let’s not forget whispercoo can’t sing for shit. Paul Abdul and dance AND sing better than Janet and that’s a fact. She can also sell more tickets than Janet.

This thread is scary. I never liked Janet or Madonna too much. If I had to pick, its Madonna - no contest.

The Jacksons are pure creepiness and I just can't get past it.

Here you go, Janbots. The bonus is you can actually see STADIUMS FULL. They exist. They really do! Madonna’s dancing is eons better than Janet the robot Jackson, nepobaby and someone who Paul Abdul destroys vocally, dancing, and selling concerts.

[quote] Madonna forgets microphone on stage and continues lipsyncing. And mimes that she’s holding a mic. She might as well do a hologram show.

Holy shit, what was that all about. Did she forget that she was doing a live show.

[quote]Here you go, Janbots.

Honey, you can post every single existing video known to man of Madonna clodhopping and shuffling up on stage and they will STILL pale in comparison to just one Janet video. I mean, there is no contest. NONE. Janet dropped What Have You Done For Me Lately in 1986 and every subsequent video destroyed the imitators (Vanessa, Jody, Karyn, etc) and set trends that every female in pop — Madonna included — attempted to copy over the years with varying degrees of success. I mean, to say otherwise just shows a willful ignorance that is mind-boggling (and funny at the same time 😂).

R65 ahahahaahahahahahahahahaaha that fatass cannot dance. Zombie Britney can do that in her sleep. Nepobaby Jan is a talentless hack

Madonna’s best dance breaks? LMAO.

Did somebody say Britney?

This Vadge vs Janet thing shows the age groups of some people posting here.

I only know one Taylor Swift song, but it's clear she'll soon far surpass both of them.

Um… neither Madonna nor Janet can sing. Maybe, in a draw, more credit to Madge for doing more with less. But, c’mon girls, you’re not seriously backing Madonna as a great singer, are you? She cannot sing without autotune — never could, never will. But props to her for willing herself into international stardom in the 90s. Many singers far more gifted never achieved what Madonna achieved, including Janet.

In her defense, R64, she doesn’t know where she is, let alone what she’s doing.

[quote]she has no mic and is miming. That’s lipsyncing and she sings the entire show with a backing track. It’s to the point where she’s barely singing anything just mouthing the words.

Sweetheart, I hate to break it to you but 98% of concerts are performers singing along with backing track. It serves several purposes. Fuller sound, helps the performer not forget the lyrics, optimal harmonization...

[quote] I only know one Taylor Swift song, but it's clear she'll soon far surpass both of them.

Yeah, in streams. Big fucking deal.

Mutton dressed as lamb.

Every time the Janbot crew post about Madonna trying to tear her down - this is what happens:

Brit is always twirling on IG to Janet songs. She was Janet 2.0, the white version.

And Janet sings better than Madonna.

*Janet whispers better than Madonna.

I don't have a dog in this hunt, but it's worth mentioning for the record that Madonna did have a dance scholarship at her college in Michigan, was a regular student for several years at the Alvin Ailey Dance Center, and worked in the modern dance company of Pearl Lang, so I think only the grossly uninformed could accuse her of not being able to dance. I also think that Janet Jackson was a very a good dancer. Both are middle-aged plus women now and not at physical peak. Neither one has a stunning voice, but what they do have has been more than adequate to sustain long pop careers. I don't understand the ego of either one. The acts that they're competing against now are much younger and healthier, and I don't think either one needs the money, so you have to wonder what is motivating them to perform night after night in these tours.

This thread is hilarious, it's like listening to a couple of teenage girls bitching about who is the best pop star, except it's a couple of ancient queens. Priceless.

I am not a Janbot or a Madgestan.

Here are my facts:

Madonna is a legend. I loved her. I’ve seen her in 7 countries at least a dozen times starting with Drowned World.

Including Madame X, the shows have been amazing. Entertaining. And the songs and performances told a story. And, yes, Janbot, ALL of them were commercial successes. MDNA may not have spawned a hit, but the concert was incredible.

However, since she grew a tree out of her cunt, and took up with Toxishka or whatever the Brazilian dyke calls herself, she is a mess. A disaster. And she’s not fooling anyone.

Is this tour a commercial success? Of course. Only an idiot would state otherwise. But, it remains a disaster. Horrible show. Cheap cheap cheap. And she’s off her game.

I fear this is her swan song and a really inept one at that.

R70 STFU you fucking IDIOT. Yes, Madonna CAN sing. That tired narrative she can’t is played out. GFY. The vast majority know she can sing and sing well. Or could.

[quote]Madonna CAN sing.

On what planet?

Cyndi Lauper can sing. Madonna…does whatever she does.

R76 That is your evidence? Bitch, no one thinks Janet can compete with Madonna vocally, or dancing, bc Janet cannot even compete with Paula vocally or dancing or selling out concerts.

R78 And Pearl Lang said Madonna was a talented dancer, as did Martha fucking Graham.

Janbot cannot cope because Madonna destroys her in every area. Madonna was just RECERTIFIED by the Guinness Book of World Records as the best selling female singer with 400 MILLION sold.

R69 Good for Taylor. I like her. She’s already surpassed Janet.

R82 That’s all ya got, Janbot? Ahahahahahaha

R83 Cunt, NOBODY currs about Cyndi fucking Lauper and her shrill singing. You are SEETHING and it is wonderful. Paula outshines Janet in every category. She even had to stunt double for Janet in her videos because JANET COULDN’T DO THE MOVES!

R84 has lost her sanity.

Janet could never

Janet could never.

Also, Janet is a shit dancer who Paula has to sub for in her own damn videos because she can’t do the dance moves.

[quote]Paula outshines Janet in every category.

Yeah sure. In every category except chart stats, album quality and output, influence, Hall of Fame status, music video output…

[quote]Cunt, NOBODY currs

Are you twelve?

The MANdonnastan is breaking right before our eyes. LOL.

R89 Paula outshines Janet. Janet didn’t even get into the Hall until WELL AFTER eligibility. You know who got in on her FIRST time and one of only 5 unanimously? Madonna. Eat shit, Janbot. You’re SEETHING.

On Janet’s worst day, she would wipe the floor with Madonna in a dance-off and then kick her off the side of the stage. Pearl Lang? 😂 Janet is an innate dancer. Madonna tries, but has never had rhythm or coordination.

R91 You’re projecting and gaslighting, Janbot, as usual. You’re SEETHING. Is Janet 300 pounds again? Is she still supporting her pedo brother? Janbot cannot stand it is getting pushback in one of its 9 threads on Madonna it has started. You are more interested in Madonna than JANET. As we all are.

[quote][R89] Paula outshines Janet

Only in your addled brain 😂

R93 Nepobaby Janet cannot come close to Madonna’s dancing, cunt. Janet cannot dance better than Madonna, Paula, Britney, Beyoncé, Taylor.

R95 And? Paula made Janet. Paula is better than Janet in EVERY WAY.

[quote]You are more interested in Madonna than JANET.

Said no one ever.

Britney vocally>>>>>>>>>>Janet

Britney dancing>>>>>>>>>>>Janet

Paula vocally>>>>>>>>>>>Janet

Paula dancing>>>>>>>>>> Janet

Madonna vocally and dancing>>>>>>>>> all of them

R98 Poor wittle baby has to bring that up? Have you seen Janet’s pathetic attempts at dancing at her 80% empty shows lately? Ahahhahahaha. Madonna can still dance better than Janet. Notice, Janbot is NOT posting anything about actual sales in ANY area.

Janet’s pathetic tour number TWENTY YEARS ago

[quote]Paula made Janet

Janet made Janet. Paula choreographed a few of Janet’s first music videos and went on to have a respectable first solo outing mimicking what Janet was already doing. A career that became gradually less lustrous with each subsequent album after personal issues, a lawsuit from a background singer, and less public interest. The American Idol gig brought her back into the public eye, but she was never in Janet’s league. You know this, and it’s hilarious seeing you try to refute the obvious.

Next tour. Abysmal

Next tour EVEN WORSE

The next tour, HOLY SHIT look at those low attendance #s

Janet, always the teacher. Always the icon. Destroys MANdonna in every category including acting, singing, and most definitely dancing.

Failure flop

Didn’t even bother to release box office scores. Ahahahahahahaha

Flopitty flop flop

No sales and a FLOP

R108 OPINION. Post the box office, bitch. I dare you.

Here is her CURRENT tour, Janet hasn’t released ANY box office and it started in APRIL. Madonna DID for her tour that started in OCTOBER.

Madonna

Boxscore The European leg, consisting of 27 shows, grossed $77.5 million and sold 429,000 tickets, according to Billboard.[99] At the O2 Arena, Madonna was the third act to gross more after the COVID-19 pandemic era up to that point, behind Elton John and Queen + Adam Lambert.[99] According to Attitude, shortly after its opening, the tour became one of the highest-selling shows in the UK during 2023.[100]

R109 posting OPINION. Post the actual box office. You know, I’ll do it for you.

Flop? Ahahahahahahahahaahahaha

Madonna’s “flop” tour DESTROYS Janet’s last two decades.

I thought it was pretty convenient when Madonna suddenly got sick right before she was to go out on this tour. Beyoncé and Taylor crushed the box office and she couldn’t handle competing with them. Bad word of mouth because of her lateness is causing fans to sue her and, along with low turn out and half empty arenas, she’ll be lucky to break even at the end of the day. That recent lip synching gaffe is the LEAST of her worries.

FLOP

R112 Back that up with fact, cunt. You can’t

Bad word of mouth- lie

Half empty- lie, every video shows otherwise

So, I posted two decades of Janet’s PATHETIC scores, no opinion.

All you have are opinions and lies. SEETHE, cunt, SEETHE.

FLOP!

Critical reception The Celebration Tour debuted with mostly rave reviews in London.[117][118] Paul Sandle from Reuters described her performance proved her energy and charisma.[119] Variety's Mark Sutherland held proves she still the "Reigning Queen of Pop Music", saying "Still dancing [and] still singing".[59] Various publications including The Times, The Guardian and UK Rolling Stone gave her four out five stars, describing it as "totally captivating" and "a celebration, well and truly delivered".[120][121][122] Her other European shows also attracted generally positive reviews by local publications, including in Sweden,[123] Belgium,[124] Denmark,[125] Spain,[126][44] Portugal,[127] and France.[128]

Although general responses from critics has largely been positive, they have honed on some weakness points, including her tardiness along with some brief technical issues including shows in Antwerp, Barcelona and London, as well her usage of pre-recorded vocals in some tracks and omitted songs of her catalog.[126][122][37][44] Giving five out five stars, Nick Levine from NME complimented the tour but was critical towards the tribute she made to Michael Jackson describing it as a "dud visual" and saying it looks "a bit cheap".[129] The Arts Desk's Thomas H Green described the show as "spectacular, ambitious and occasionally bemusing".[37] In a less positive review, Shaad D'Souza from Pitchfork commented the tour feel "unusually scrappy" compared to her "meticulous" and "highly conceptual" past shows.[110]

Meanwhile, Janet…

What an odd back-and-forth hate fest between Janet fan(s) and Madonna fan(s).

R115 Madonna has a CURRENT single which has been on worldwide charts for 7 months. A BB100 hit on 8 charts. SEETHE, cunt, SEETHE.

R117 New dates yet won’t release ANY box office or attendance numbers. Since APRIL. It’s a flop. She needs NELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She’s so pressed at R116 that she forgot to delete the Wiki source numbers. ROFLMAO.

It’s hilarious watching supposedly grown adults screaming, hissing and scratching each others’ eyes out as they argue over which pop star is their favourite. How embarrassing.

R119 She has one verse in that song and it's credited to three artists - The Weekend, something called Playboi Carti, and Madonna.

It's one thing to hitch your wagon to a popular artist (The Weekend), but it's another thing altogether to score a solo hit.

r121 teafake people can find anything they want - sounds like they've both had issues?

^Precisely.

Madonna hasn’t had a hit single on her own since Clinton was in office.

Janet’s collab with a Latino artist, Made For Now in 2018, made the Hot 100.

Madonna’s collab with a Latino artist that same year, Medellin, got nowhere near the Hot 100.

Precisely was meant for R123. HAGdoobla is a flop.

R125 Made for Now actually made the Hot 100? It couldn't have gotten higher than 98, right?

Why do you even pit Madonna and JJ against each other anyway? There’s no connection between them and they’re completely different artists. Apples and oranges. What is the point?

I'm currently at #58 for a song I recorded 23 years ago, bitches.

Suck on that.

R123 And, cunt? Janbot claims Janet pathetic BB100 entry when she featured so fuck off, SEETHE.

R126 Madonna’s current collab charted MUCH higher and is STILL charting. SEETHE, cunt.

I’ll be back. Janbot has nothing but opinions and hit jobs by Roger Friedman.

R130 Madonna couldn't score a Hot 100 hit on her own, though. You know that.

Medellin was such an overwrought mess of an embarrassment and foretold just how awful that era was going to be for Madonna. She performed it at the AMAs that year and it still couldn’t scrape the Hot 100 (and her performance was buried in the middle of the show, btw). Meanwhile, Janet performed MFN on Fallon and scored yet another Hot 100 single.

Suck on this.

R131 She did, with Bitch I'm Madonna you dumb cunt. Janet couldn't. Seethe.

The only reason I read Madonna threads is because of the inevitable Madge-Janet slugfest. You are funny, gurls.

Fight!!! Fight!!! Fight!!!

*sits with popcorn*

[quote]I'm currently at #58 for a song I recorded 23 years ago, bitches. Suck on that. —Sophie Ellis-Bextor

Get back to us when you hit Number One all over the world with a 37 year old song.

What's the source of the contempt between Madonna and Janet?

Who did what to whom?

I don’t think they’re even on each others’ radar now. The contempt is the pathetic rivalry/tribalism between their aged fans,

R139 They've hated each other since the 80s. I just wonder what it's all about.

Madonna was jealous of Janet, per her Blond Ambition dancers two years ago. Madonna trashed Janet to Michael Jackson. That got back to Janet and infuriated her. Michael hated Madonna beyond belief. There are tapes of him ranting about what an awful person she is and now she’s out there paying tribute to him and sleeping with pillows and photos of him like a moron. Janet spoke about Madonna a number of years ago and was complimentary. Madonna was pathologically mean to everyone around her. She’s the only one Janet Jackson ever said a bad word about and that’s saying something. The reason Madonna has no friends is because of all the bridges she burned with people. No one can put up with her unless they’re a sycophant.

The whole Madame X thing was so dreadful. An eyepatch, really? Working with that awful producer Mirwais again was such a boneheaded move. He gave her one hit almost 25 years ago. His track record is bad and his sound is crap.

Her father is 92 and has Parkinson’s. What is she going to do when he croaks? Her whole career was based on her rebelling against him.

She's three hour late because this is how she gets to the venue.

Pink doing it first, doing it better and singing live.

R141 Who cares what a pedo and his enabling sister think. Also, you're lying.

R145 That's not the own you think it is.

There is no rivalry. They've both supported each other esp recently.

Janbot creates Madonna threads so it can sit back and watch the predictable thrashing. Janet threads get zero attention unless Madonna is mentioned.

Not too long ago it created a thread and Madonna was getting positive comments. Janbot lost its shit and the meltdown got the thread locked.

The old broad seems spry in OP's clip.

Madonna must really not be feeling like herself… she said THANKS to the crew member who passed her the microphone!

R144 Madonna you’re the best. More power to you gurl.

[quote]Janbot creates Madonna threads so it can sit back and watch the predictable thrashing. Janet threads get zero attention unless Madonna is mentioned.

NO and NO.

But stay pressed.

Janbot, yes you do. We all know it.

r151 Every comment you make is completely wasted by your "stay pressed" comment. You sound like a very ignorant middle school girl. Do you snap your fingers? Storm away while swishing your hips? I actually don't like Madonna, but your constant mincing queen antics make an otherwise-objective person hate Janet.

STAY PRESSED, HUNTY. (please realize how idiotic you sound)

Arguing about pop star charts and sales is to gay men as arguing about sports stats is to straight men.

R152 People are listening because it's The Weekend, not MaGrandma.

[quote]People are listening because it's The Weekend, not MaGrandma.

And yet he could have easily worked with Janet but look who he chose to collaborate with. No whispercoos.

I doubt The Weekend asked Madonna to be on the song. Pretty sure it was Madonna who $begged$ to be on the track.

Meanwhile back in reality...

R158 Well, what else is he gonna say, "The bitch paid me to be on the track, so I gave her one lousy verse to get her off my back?"

Dude's gotta sell records, right?

Anyone have a link to pics of Janet's kid?

She had him at 50+ so it had to come out being a mongoloid.

Janet and son.

Well, what else is Janbot going to say? Facts make you SEETHE, you cunt.

Hello? 911? I'd like to report a grease fire.

R163 That’s what Janbot wants. It posts threads on Madonna so it can sit back and thrash its gnarly cunt to the expected negative replies. Trolldar it. It does this all the time. Janet gets no attention so it posts about Madonna, knowing DL will rip her, then she can bring Janet up.

R161 - You made me choke on my tongue I am laughing so hard.

I was already laughing because I love the word mongoloid, R160

Better hurry, Janet is almost sold out! Ahahahahahahahaha

Good. I used to love her. But she's been such a cunt to people for the last 40 years I hope she falls off the fucking stage.

[quote]Pretty sure it was Madonna who $begged$ to be on the track.

She has a habit of doing this.

-begged Alan Parker to be in Evita with a handwritten letter

-begged the producers of Desperately Seeking Susan for the role

-begged Seymor Stein to sign her when he was in the hospital

We could go on and on...

Janet and her beautiful son...

I’ve been on time at every single one of my residency shows at sizzler steakhouse and buffet!

The Weeknd? Nobody cares about that wimpy-voiced Canadian. The infinitely more talented Bruno Mars, a major Janet fan, is more Janet's speed.

R167 r168 Seethe, cunts, seethe.

R171 Bruno literally said Janet isn’t much of a singer.

Gurl you know it's true.....

[quote][R171] Bruno literally said Janet isn’t much of a singer.

He literally didn’t. However, if he did say such a thing, I’m sure he was talking about Madonna.

R175 He did and you know it. It was ballsy using him after what he said.

No one cares about Jane Jacket. She’s about as relevant to the younger generations as Petula Clark. Madonna on the other hand is quickly turning into fat Elvis.

In the history of the 80s, Janet is a footnote under Michael.

[quote]Madonna on the other hand is quickly turning into fat Elvis.

The only truth in a post full of lies.

OMG, the best that has been Flabba Jackson can do for an opening act is NELLY???? One hit wonder Nelly who hasn't been relevant about as long as Janet hasn't been relevant? Are they offering a free time machine ride back to 2003 with every ticket purchased?

I wonder if Janet’s kid will show some talent unlike the two losers Madonna birthed. Her adopted kids show promise.

R180 nepo babies born of the no talent Jane Jacket? Ahahahahahahahaha

Ironic since it was Madonna who was like the only celeb who defended Janet after she exposed her nasty tit.

She felt sorry for Janet. She knew it was the end for her.

And it was.

[quote]I wonder if Janet’s kid will show some talent

He already has.

He's a universe, not a divider.

[quote]I wonder if Janet’s kid will show some talent

He already has.

He's a uniter, not a divider.

GUNT

Another raisin trying to pretend she's still a grape.

[quote]He's a universe, not a divider.

FAIL. Your little correction at R185 is too little, too late.

Good question, R180. Her adopted kids are really talented, Lourdes and Rocco, however…

What a trooper!

Madonna, is still doing live shows?

Two hours late, but it'll be worth it!

#79

Blonde Ambition Madge- mic drop

Now, she forgets to bring it with her.

R70 - autotune wasn't even invented until 1997. Madonna had already been a chart topping musical act for decades.

Is she Whitney Houston? No. But Madonna can sing well enough to make it all work.

"Is she Whitney Houston? No. But Madonna can sing well enough to make it all work."

Well if that isn't being damned by faint praise, nothing is.

'Well enough' for those in the back row to know she's out of tune.

Well R196 - Madonna seems to be able to sing well enough to become and remain the highest selling female music artist of all time to this very day.

Just out of interest I looked up highest grossing tours of all time. Sure enough Madonna is on the list in the top 20. #16 overall.

There are many lists on that page showing top 10 from each decade back to 1980s when records began being kept. There are 8 lists.

Madonna is on 3 of the lists. She had the highest grossing world tours of 2004 and 2012. So she can sing well enough.

Nowhere on the linked page is the name of Janet Jackson. Not one single time.

I can remember autotune jokes about Kylie in the late 80s and early 90s.

Me too but it wasn't invented or used until 1997 R199. So it was her real voice. All the could do prior to 1997 is add an echo or speed the voice up slightly or slow it down. Things like that.

Madge was late to the stage because she was getting her beard waxed after her sixth face-lift finally healed and settled.

Enough ladies.

Madonna is Madonna.

Janet is a forgotten sister of a famous pedo who killed himself with drugs.

These are facts.

But

How is that song with the Weekend a hit? It came out months ago and bombed like her Vulgar disaster with big and fat and miserable Sam Smith.

To the one loon who keeps going on and on about how Madonna is the best selling artist in the whole galaxy or whatever, well, McDonald’s is the best selling fast food chain and it’s basically shit that’ll kill you.

Madonna is a lip synching novelty act who gets trolled on social media both by celebs and regular folk for her bad plastic surgery. And now fans are suing her for her piss poor antics of showing up hours late for shows (which are half-empty, by the way).

Janet, even with the Super Bowl thing, is still classier, more talented and more in demand. Shows are packed. Always starts on time. And she’s younger, prettier, and as stated upthread, can dance circles around non-dancing Madonna.

I prefer Latoya.

I don't care about either of them, but c'mon....if you have to choose between the two, you have to admit that Madonna came out with a lot of great pop songs. Memorable tunes. Things that still sound great. Some of it like "Frozen" are actually pretty sophisticated. All together, it's an impressive output.

So I guess that makes me team Madonna.

Madonna is fat.

[quote]OMG, the best that has been Flabba Jackson can do for an opening act is NELLY????

Dude Madonna has Bob The Drag Queen yelling at the audience opening her show. Janet wins.

[quote]you have to admit that Madonna came out with a lot of great pop songs.

As did Janet. Decades-worth.

Ladies, ladies. They both had tons of hits. They both were icons of the 80s. They both are minimally talented.

There's enough love for both of them here.

Janet’s Velvet Rope album usurps anything Madonna did in the ‘90s. It is a classic. The mother of modern pop/neo-soul/R&B. Darker than anything she’d done up until that point, the subject matter touched such topics as self-worth, domestic abuse and homophobia. A veritable love letter to the LGBTQ community, it was credited with saving many a life (trans artist/activist Janet Mock named herself Janet because of TVR). Later albums by Solange, Beyoncé, Rihanna, Christina and many other acts were clearly inspired by it. The album was prescient in many ways, not limited to but including online hook-ups (which weren’t really a thing yet at the time of TVR’s release) with the futuristic banger “Empty.”

R211, you make up a lot of stories.

[quote] To the one loon who keeps going on and on about how Madonna is the best selling artist in the whole galaxy or whatever, well, McDonald’s is the best selling fast food chain and it’s basically shit that’ll kill you.

Madonna's music is excellently crafted pop and she has recorded several loved and lauded albums.

Janet copied her brother.

[quote]Madonna's music is excellently crafted pop and she has recorded several loved and lauded albums.

Carefully crafted 80% by others. As for lauded albums, several of Janet’s are on Albums to Hear Before You Die/Greatest of All Time lists, and her perennially relevant Rhythm Nation 1814 is not only more relevant today than when it was released in terms of subject matter (mass school shootings/racism/homelessness), but the whole album has been entered into the Library of Congress for being "culturally, historically, or artistically significant." When one of Madonna’s “excellently crafted” albums achieves the same, we’ll talk.

[quote]When one of Madonna’s “excellently crafted” albums achieves the same, we’ll talk.

Ok...let's talk.

LIKE A VIRGIN

If you have trouble finding it, it is 17 notches above Rhythm Nation on the list.

"it is 17 notches above Rhythm Nation on the list"

HA HA HA! Jabba just got this fat ass OWNED with that Library of Congress bullshit!!!

[quote] Carefully crafted 80% by others.

You're actually going to sit there and make that claim with a straight face knowing Janet's success has nothing to do with her and everything to do with both her family and then Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis, who gave her her sound. She changes a preposition in a song and claims writing credit. Go sit the fuck down, Jabba.

R217, you are forgetting that most of Janet's hits are just other artists' songs with her lyrics laid on top.

Michael’s In The Closet video was clearly inspired by his sister’s Love Will Never Do (Without You) video, his infamous public destruction scene at the end of Black or White was a rip of Janet’s The Knowledge segment from her RN mini-movie, and he employed Teddy Riley to produce his Dangerous album in order to mimic the New Jack sound that Janet/Jimmy Jam/Terry Lewis cultivated with Control and RN 1814 (Michael often rehearsed his dance moves to Janet’s The Knowlege, which was his favorite song off RN).

Michael’s In The Closet video was clearly inspired by his sister’s Love Will Never Do (Without You) video,

[quote]Or maybe it was just because Herb Ritts directed both

his infamous public destruction scene at the end of Black or White was a rip of Janet’s The Knowledge segment from her RN mini-movie,

[quote]Or maybe it was just because the song was about racism and being fed up with the system

and he employed Teddy Riley to produce his Dangerous album in order to mimic the New Jack sound that Janet/Jimmy Jam/Terry Lewis cultivated with Control and RN 1814 (Michael often rehearsed his dance moves to Janet’s The Knowlege, which was his favorite song off RN).

[quote]Or maybe it was because Riley was THE hottest producer at the time

So you say, Jabba R219. No one else feels that way.

What we all know is that Janet was a massive flop until her brother hit with Thriller and then took his time with the follow up album. Janet was assigned producers with actual talent to give her an album to fill in the gap and the market need for a Michael Jackson album.

[quote]LIKE A VIRGIN

Like A Virgin, a SONG that Madonna had zero input with creating, managed to eke its way into the LOC. Meanwhile, a whole damn perennially relevant album that was Janet’s brainchild got inducted five years before. So, AGAIN, when one of Madonna’s albums achieves the same, we will talk. Until then, suck it and wallow in your misery.

R220 - NO, NO and NO. But keep reaching.

[quote]Meanwhile, a whole damn perennially relevant album that was Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis' brainchild got inducted five years before.

Fixed that for you, gorilla.

R220 is so pressed that she quoted her own remarks. 🤣

Poor R215 thought she came with a burn, only to realize that her reference was for a song that Madonna had nothing to do with except singing and that she STILL does not have an album in the LOC. Oh, man. LOL.

Once again this tard gets his ass OWNED!

You MUST be into humiliation! LMAO!!!!!

Hey Jabba....

#79

79? Is that what MANdonna’s hired boyfriends perform on her rather than 69?

You would think even a mongoloid like R226 would have bothered to read the list or even research that Madonna also had an album in the Library of Congress before setting himself up for such ridicule....but nope.

Here's a hint, read the words underlined in red.

Surely you can do that....no?

Don't blame Jabba, R230. The crumbs from the side of its fat lips fell onto the screen, obscuring half the words.

After all, it's third breakfast time.

[quote]79? Is that what MANdonna’s hired boyfriends perform on her rather than 69?

Eww.

MANdonna has a song in the LOC? 😂

Here we go- fifty posts of Jabba talking to itself.

I guess the honor goes to the guys who wrote Like A Virgin. Good for them.

Did the “infection” that enabled her to avoid competing with Taylor and Beyonce have something to do with those horrendous butt implants?

Remember the time Janet used her chef's name to obtain an assortment of medications including those for herpes?

[quote]In his suit, Chris Macchi details a laundry list of prescription drugs he claims were issued to Jackson and Elizondo under his name, including anti-depressants, opiate/heroin addiction blockers, herpes anti-virals, appetite suppressants, and a hepatitis B vaccine. The suit charges that Jackson and Elizondo "intentionally and/or recklessly used [the] plaintiff's name for the purpose of obtaining and using sensitive prescription drugs for personal use" and seeks unspecified damages.

We should also note that the frivolous lawsuit was dismissed in part because the sheister chef failed to provide proof.

Remember when Vogue ripped off the beat to one of Shep’s Miss You Much remixes? Granted, it was the same producer, but to act like Madonna’s song (which she was also sued for in 2012 for stealing) was the first to ever contain that beat is ludicrous.

[quote] I can remember autotune jokes about Kylie in the late 80s and early 90s.

Autotune wasn’t invented until 1997. Try again.

R237, the majority of that was for her drug addict husband.

The difference between Janet and Madonna is that Madonna is delusional enough to believe that she’s an artiste. She’s a pop singer who never wrote a song on her own in her life. Even “Everybody” was co-written by Stephen Bray but he got no credit. He talked about this. She changes a line to a demo to get writing credit and someone magically gets the first credit for writing.

^Precisely.

Another difference is that one can dance and the other can’t.

Janbot getting owned in this thread. Paula has to sub for Janet in her videos bc Janet can’t do the moves.

While Madonna can sing and dance and write songs far superior to Janet, who doesn’t write her own songs JJ and TL have said as much, Janbot can’t provide FACTS. All it has is opinion.

Read LIKE AN ICON from respected music biographer Lucy O’Brien who interviews dozens and dozens of musicians who worked on Madonna’s albums, songwriters who worked with her and those who haven’t, huge names, and others who all say and give SPECIFIC examples of Madonna’s IN THEIR. WORDS gifted musicality and songwriting. They are people who have written some of the best, biggest hits for others, saying Madonna made them a better songwriter and she’s a genius in the studio, with lyrics, with melody, can hear an instrument out of tune in an entire orchestra.

If Janbot read that book it would kill itself.

SEETHE, cunt. You’re FRAZZLED.

Janet is nowhere NEAR Madonna in sales for albums, singles, tours. SEETHE. The PEOPLE have spoken and they chose MADONNA.

R240, I posted about the Kylie jokes AFTER the wiki link to autotune was posted.

Do keep up.

Madonna's response: "A queen is never late."

A queen very well may not ever be late. But I know a particular cunt who is. Frequently.

Madonna has always been insecure when it comes to Janet. We saw a glimpse into that insecurity in Truth Or Dare, and it continued when she badmouthed Janet to Janet’s own brother. She will never be as talented or beautiful as Janet, and that is a fact that she (and the faggots in here who worship her) needs to accept.

A true beauty. Wearing her RN tour jacket here…

I wonder if MANdonna realized that the guy walking with her here was wearing a RN tour jacket.

What exactly is the queer at R245 babbling about?

This thread is dark as fuck.

I remember enjoying Rhythm Nation as a 10 year old, but beyond that janet is a lip psyncing (what the fuck is the spelling) bore... (great album though)

Madonna - love her or hate her (i loved her voice- i really did- that like a prayer album played at my house ALOT) is an icon.

She is clearly mentally disturbed, struggling, aging, cannot sing live----

but Madonna wins- hands down.

R249 - that image is 40 years old.

Janet Jackson is not in the same league as Madonna. Jackson never has been in the same league and nobody has even thought about her since the 2000s. Those are the facts. End of story.

Janet, always superior.

Exactly R252. Madonna is an music icon and a gay icon.

Janet Jackson was a famous for a time pop singer who only ever had a career because of her family.

Whereas, Madonna had to fight for and earn her career and she managed to stay at the top for 40 years now.

The pair are incomparable.

R254 - Janet Jackson - worldwide Velvet Rope sales to date = 8 million.

[quote]Those are the facts.

Those are your misguided opinions, dear. Not facts.

Janet had the longest-running Hot 100 #1 single of the year, headlined the Super Bowl, became the only black artist with #1 albums in 4 consecutive decades, put out several albums and continued to make movies and tour - all after 2000.

But you already knew this, and will continue to remain pressed.

R254 - Madonna - worldwide Ray of Light sales to date = 16 million.

R255- agree 100%---

(and Madonna is so complex and interesting to me now- she kind of breaks my heart- she IS human- as unlikeable as she is-she is an enigma-an icon- fascinating)

The Jacksons are a bunch of creepers.

Superbowl R257?

The one where Janet ruined her career and got cancelled with her floppy titty antics and then lied about the whole thing????

This is how a Superbowl is done by the actual Queen of Pop. Flawless.

and my god- Ray of Light for me was a revelation.

It was a lonely and tough time in my life, and Frozen was everything...

I discovered Tori Amos soon after- who changed my life forever-

[quote]Those are your misguided opinions, dear. Not facts.

Janbot are you actually trying to say that official facts and figures from various music industry sources are my opinions?

You're insane and you live in an alternate reality.

Madonna shits all over anything Jackson has ever tried to do. Every single time. Like your post at R254. You continually embarrass yourself.

Madonna and Janet Jackson are not in the same league.

Famous for a time? LOL. Janet Jackson ruled MTV from 1986-2001 and was their first declared icon. She is the architect of the house that all modern dance pop stars live and breathe in. They’ve all name-checked her as an inspiration and it shows in their work. Madonna couldn’t even get a #1 album stateside (which is the only place that truly matters) after Like A Prayer until 2000s Music, a period where Janet was being nominated for an Oscar and releasing #1 albums. Saying you don’t like her is one thing, but saying that she was “famous for a time” is being willfully stupid.

[quote]Janet Jackson ruled MTV from 1986-2001

LOL! LOL! LOL!

[quote]Madonna shits

I remember when Janet and Madonna performed at the 1993 MTV Awards. Madonna opened with a lackluster rendition of Bye Bye Baby and was all but forgotten halfway through the show. Janet closed with a fiery mashup of That’s the Way Love Goes and If and brought down the house. It was a clear indicator of who the true talent is.

Never expected that i would be defending Madonna. Ever.

And honestly- for a woman in her 60's- she can still MOVE-

[quote]Madonna couldn’t even get a #1 album stateside (which is the only place that truly matters) after Like A Prayer until 2000s Music

This is true. She was charting behind just about everyone back then. It was pretty sad.

I’ve always loved this…

[quote]Madonna and Janet Jackson are not in the same league.

Correct. Janet is leagues above in EVERY way.

Really R270/ Janet CANNOT sing- and could NEVER sing-

These threads are HILARIOUS!

Every time Janbot posts she gets her fat ass handed to her and is humiliated. Over and over and over again.

[quote]Janet CANNOT sing

YouTube says otherwise…

What is the fag at R272 babbling on about?

Madonna’s fake ass and legs look like a giant tooth at R232.

Oh god that OP video is embarrassing. Keeping people waiting two hours for THAT?

F&F for R274.

If we all do it then this cunt who uses the word faggot will get a time out and be unable to post her drivel on DL. Enough F&Fs and she'll get a red tag.

That post at R260 reminded me what an overwrought mess her halftime show was. I’d forgotten just how stiff and out of her element she looked. And then she almost tripped at one point.

[quote]Exactly [R252]. Madonna is an music icon and a gay icon.

R277- done. and I dont even like madonna That much!!!!

[quote]If we all do it then this cunt who uses the word faggot will get a time out and be unable to post her drivel on DL. Enough F&Fs and she'll get a red tag.

This is what MANdonna is doing backstage when she’s two hours late…

Janet Jackson is absolutely not a gay icon R279.

Gay icons are female signers like Judy Garland, Barbra Streisand and Madonna.

[quote]Janet Jackson is absolutely not a gay icon

Maybe not in your lily-white washed world, but to all of us here on Earth One, she is.

Kind of hard to claim Janet is a gay icon when her biggest stan here freely throws out the f-word.

You'd never hear Swifties or Little Monsters use that word.

……..

An Icon, gay and otherwise…

“I’d KILL fags that hate women.”

-Madonna, circa 1990, TRUTH OR DARE

I picture R283 as some middle-aged, muffin-topped white queen who can’t appreciate a woman being a gay icon unless she’s of the Caucasian persuasion. Typical.

“I’d KILL fags that hate women.” - Madonna 1990

"What is the fag at [R272] babbling on about?" - Jabba 2024

[quote]Swifties or Little Monsters

Even THEIR icons love Janet…

“She’s an absolute legend…”. - Gaga on Janet

“There’s always going to be QUEENS along for the ride…”

- Madonna talking to her straight dancer about the gay dancers who were bullying him.

If Madonna would kill fags that hate women, then she’d have a field day lopping off heads left and right on DL.

Love the receipts showing Jan as the gay icon that she truly is.

Janet Jackson [bold]ISN'T[/bold] a gay icon.

[quote]Janet Jackson ISN'T a gay icon.

She actually IS, and you will DEAL.

R293 it’s queens on the rag… not queens along for the ride

I guess calling someone a fag is OK, but only for certain people. I see how that works.

R260 Madonna was so great in that Half Time Show. I love how it's flashy, kitschy ...but also elegant.

Here's the same song "Vogue" but with an entirely different staging. Watch this, it is so perfectly executed, beautifully choreographed and directed.

In her prime, Madonna went above and beyond in her work.

This is pop art...just brilliant:

She'd kill fags that hate women, eh? Wow.

Who wore it better?

^Well that all depends on who did the make up...

Tammy Faye Baker wore less foundation.

What you paid for vs what you got in the mail...

Is Madge still pretending she can play the guitar? She should just take that guitar and shove it right up her pussy. I bet it would go in without a hitch.

R306 She can, cunt. Your mussy is puss filled.

Janbot getting destroyed. The more it posts the more others reveal how inferior to Madonna that Janet actually was.

Again for Janbot, Madonna is more CRITICALLY acclaimed, has sold more albums, singles, tours, has more awards. Cupcake, there is no comparison. We are laughing at you.

[quote]Is Madge still pretending she can play the guitar?

Pretending is right. 🤣

R309 Janbot, get sober.

Janet’s last Hot 100 #1 was more recent than Madonna’s last Hot 100 #1

Janet is an Oscar nominee. Madonna is not.

Janet is the far superior actress and dancer.

Janet was making Hollywood checks when Madonna was eating out of trash cans on the Lower East Side.

Janet’s latest tour was critically lauded and commercially successful, so much so that she’s extended it. Madonna is two hours late to every show of her new tour and is getting sued by fans because of it (and ridiculed all over social media in the process).

Janet wins.

The fag at R310 says what?

R311, you forgot the infamous mic/lipsynch snafu that was the basis for this thread.

#79, Jabba, you fat, homeless gorilla.

^Faggy says what??

[quote] Janet is an Oscar nominee. Madonna is not.

And she never will be.

R311Janet has no acting awards. Janet has NEVER given a performance as good as Madonna in Dangerous Game or Evita.

Commercially successful? Madonna has already made more $ than Janet with 1/5 of the dates. You REALLY want to talk tour #s?

Janet is a nepo baby. Otherwise, she’d be serving and eating Big Macs.

Madonna has more #1s, more top 5s, more top 10s, than Janet. Madonna has the more recent hot 100 entry.

Janbot, Madonna destroyed Janet. Janet is far below Madonna and everyone knows it. FACTS

[quote]Janet is the far superior actress

Indeed. Madonna has never given an even halfway decent acting performance, including Evita, a role that she begged for a bought a Golden Globe for.

Janet is a terrible actress and has never given a good performance.

In this one scene, Janet obliterates whatever it is Madonna calls herself doing onscreen.

Janet has never given a good acting performance ever. She sucks.

Again, Madonna had more sales, more #1s, more top 5s, more top 10s, far far far higher tour numbers.

Janbot, Janet loses in everything including acting.

Also, Janet has never had a hit movie. Madonna has had at least three.

R322 That she was the main box office draw. No one would ever come to see a Janet movie.

Yes, that was what I meant. Janet has been in a film or two that was a hit, but their successes had zero to do with her.

Janet was the first female with five top 5 Hot 100 hits from one album, the first artist with seven top 5 Hot 100 hits from one album - male or female, the first female to debut at #1 during the SoundScan era, the first female to debut a single in the Hot 100 top ten (1995’s “Runaway”), the first female with five consecutive #1 Billboard 200 albums, the only black artist with four consecutive decades of #1 albums, MTV’s first declared Icon, the first artist to have a Hot 100 #1 single in the 80s/90s/2000s, the first female to be nominated for a Producer of the Year Grammy, and she remains the artist with the biggest debut world tour. Her first three films all opened at #1 at the US box office. Her RN Tour was the only tour by a woman to end 1990 in the Top 10 US concert box office grosses. These are FACTS, dearies. And to the retarded fagula who insists on posting Madonna’s PR-inflated stats and such, well, I believe the Madonna sales thing was appropriately compared upthread to McDonald’s being the biggest fast food chain as well as shit that will kill you.

^A READ, hunny!

Madonna is a terrible terrible actress. Her singing is arguably a step above her acting - but we are talking about a very low bar.

R325 That’s pathetic. That’s all you have? Ahahahahahahaha

R327 insert Janet for Madonna and this is accurate.

With no words and just tears, Janet destroys anything Madonna ever put on celluloid.

Jabba has been owned on this thread so many times, it can qualify for reparations.

R330 ahahahahahahahahah no, cunt

[quote]That’s all you have?

Not even close, sweetie, but it’s apparently enough that it prompted your quick and awfully tepid reply.

R333 Janbot has nothing but embarrassment

[quote]Madonna is a terrible terrible actress.

Yes lord. Remember when she tried to be Sharon Stone in that awful flick that was universally panned by, like, everyone?

Madonna in a McDonald’s uniform will forever be my go-to from now on when I need a laugh.

Janet’s acting, even as a child, makes what Madonna does whenever she dares to stink up a screen seem as amateurish as it is.

R335 yet Madonna has critically acclaimed performances from Desperately Seeking Susan, Dick Tracy, A league of their own, Evita. She won an acting award. You can say it was bought, but why didn’t Janet buy one? Answer: she was terrible. Madonna’s movies have out grossed every Janet movie. You really want to go there?

Recap: Madonna destroys Janet in music and music both critically and commercially.

MANdonna couldn’t even get a gig on Fame, her acting was so bad.

R339 nepo baby effect

Will it, Jabba? Because you're the one who posted it.

[quote]Madonna has critically acclaimed performances from Desperately Seeking Susan (basically playing herself), Dick Tracy (her boyfriend was the star and undoubtedly had editing power), A league of their own (an ensemble piece that no none remembers she was in), Evita (a part she begged for with an exhaustive handwritten letter and clearly didn’t deserve).

Suffice it to say, her bad performances are plentiful and embarrassing enough that she should never be allowed to step foot in front of movie camera again, and with her fucked up plastic surgery, I doubt she ever will.

R341 yet she has more critically and commercial success in movies than Janet. Speaks volumes. Janet cannot act. Nepo baby.

I saw Janet last summer. She’s a bit chubby these days and the costumes were… um…

Still, it was pretty fun show. She’s got so many great songs and a warmth about her.

R344 I’m sure the 10 fans enjoyed it.

[quote]yet she has more critically and commercial success in movies than Janet.

Oh yeah. Swept Away was a real big winner at the box office and during awards season.

Why does Janet always laugh like a hyena? Is that why you like her, Jabba? Because you're part wildebeest yourself?

R325 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Queen of Pop

I told you all- this thread would have died already but Janbot actually got pushback. See, it post thread after thread after thread about Madonna expecting DL would pummel her relentlessly bc that’s the norm. Janbot is actually getting pushback which causes a meltdown so it posts in a frazzled frenzy which has pushed this thread #s high.

^You said quite a lot without saying much at all. The norm? A frenzy? Huh? Girl, go take a hot bath.

This thread would have died like Madonna’s career?

R352 Like Janet’s career in 2000? Ahahahahahahahaha

Jabba is mentally retarded. It gets facts shoved in its downsy, gorilla face time after time and still brays on and on.

Jabba, tell the truth- you're from the Island of Dr. Moreau, right?

^You’re not nearly as gifted with words as fags usually are.

Jabba is PRESSED!!!

R355 Tracks with Janet’s homophobia.

Rocco Ritchie might, MIGHT, have some creative talent if he weren't such a poseur. I doubt it will be as a painter but he might be good in fashion direction or video production or something along those lines. I think he could run restaurants or boutique hotels, nightclubs.

One gets the impression he is a dilettante supported by money and access. I wouldn't know the true story, of course. But many rich kids just kind of fizzle out as creatives because there isn't any grit behind the work and they don't have stories to tell.

Sophia Coppola turned this origin into a success story, of sorts - the luxurious superficiality and fine finish, finally balanced with some clever observations.

Both Guy and Madonna have always struggled to have any deepness, under the snazzy surface of their creations. Guy more so than Madonna, who USED to be clever, from about the age of 20 to 40.

Let's get back to the topic in hand.....

Madonna empty handed, pretending she was holding a mic to mime, then collects her microphone to continue to mime.

It's like a SNL parody.

Why is it just a big deal to YOU? Everyone knows what they are getting. The show must go on so she did so. Big fucking deal. I think there are a few songs she sings live, with soundboard help of course.

You're all so reductive.

Look it up.

I doubt R360 would give such grace to another artist, although I highly doubt another artist would allow for such a massive slip up.

R297 Janet received an "award" because those HROs search for someone willing to show up. Janet got all expenses, maybe even a fee, and the HRO got a star for their gala fundraiser. The award itself has no meaning.

R363, uh-huh. Again, she IS, and you will DEAL.

[quote] and Madonna is so complex and interesting to me now- she kind of breaks my heart- she IS human- as unlikeable as she is-she is an enigma-an icon- fascinating

MAAAAARY!!!

^MARY, indeed. I mean, puh-lease!

Why is this tour happening? Is this a contract obligation that needed to be fulfilled?

But did Madonna ever burned by an iron? Or fuck Willis?

She looks more addled than Joe Biden

Janet loves her President!

Oh my!

[quote] Why is this tour happening? Is this a contract obligation that needed to be fulfilled?

Nope. She doesn’t even have a record deal. She’s cashing in. She agreed to retrospectives through Rhino Records. This tour is being done on the cheap. Like all of her ideas for the last number of years, it’s weird. It screams someone on opioids.

R358 you’re trying too hard, cunt.

Madonna's brilliant genius level intellect, raw talent, youthful beauty and tight moist pussy will end all misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, poverty, world hunger and war!*

*This is what Madonna actually believes.

[quote]Janbot getting destroyed. The more it posts the more others reveal how inferior to Madonna that Janet actually was.

This x 1000.

[quote]Nope. She doesn’t even have a record deal.

Madonna is with Warner Bros R372 - her entire catalogue of music. Any time Madonna wants to release music, Warner Bros fall all over themselves to make it happen. Previously, Madonna owned and ran her own record company since 1992 - Maverick - which was one of the most successful artist run record labels of all time.

Unlike Janet Jackson who was fired and dropped from TWO separate record labels due to poor sales and lack of public interest. It's Janet Jackson that doesn't have a record deal R372. Oops!

R374 STFU cunt.

R377.

R378 it’s your cunt & it stinks

[quote] Madonna is with Warner Bros

She has a retrospective contract with them, dear, through Rhino. She doesn’t have a record deal for new music. She’s a free agent.

[quote] Any time Madonna wants to release music, Warner Bros fall all over themselves to make it happen.

Uh, no, dear. Warner Bros. hasn’t released shit from her other than re-releasing old crap from her. Thats the deal she has, retrospective, not new. Anything new will come from Boy Toy, her company. She ran Maverick into the ground. Warner Bros. forced her to sell and now it’s run by her manager. It’s no longer a record label.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she signed with Warner for new music but she hasn’t yet and it’s no longer Warner Bros., it’s Warner Records. New crew.

The thing I’ve always found surprising is that she doesn’t have her own recording studio. She relies on producers who have their own. You’d think she’d build one in her house or invest in a bunch of them for others to use.

R380 They’re working on terms for her to join this year. They’ll recertify her records which is expected to add 15 million albums to her totals in the USA alone.

She didn’t “run it into the ground” you dumb dimwit.

R382 is lying to cover up his immense fallacies. Madonna has no record deal and will not have a record deal. Go pump that shit on one of her fan boards.

[quote]This x 1000.

Absolutely not. But you already knew that.

R383 This cunt cares way too much for someone they don’t like. Cry harder, cunt.

R33 Good points. I don't know. Janet just seems better as a human to me and someone I'd enjoy listening to again. I'll never give Madge another dollar. I don't much care about what happened 30 years ago myself. Janet seems fun now. Madonna just seems sad, angry and pathetic.

[quote]Unlike Janet Jackson who was fired and dropped from TWO separate record labels due to poor sales and lack of public interest.

You regurgitate the same lie in every thread where Janet is mentioned, and your repeated lies do not make a truth. Janet's LANDMARK Virgin deal was fulfilled with her 20 Y.O. album. Fulfilled. You do know what that word means, correct? If not, Google should be able to help you out. If you had any proof to the contrary, then surely you would have provided receipts by now, rather than repeatedly making yourself come across like a stupid ass neanderthal. Again, you have no proof, because you're a liar. She opted out of her Def Jam deal due to disagreements with LA Reid. He was a shit, as he has been to many other artists, and she wanted out. Janet, like Madonna, does not currently have a major label deal. However, her 2015 album Unbreakable entered at #1 on Billboard with not much promo and, to date, has STILL sold more in the States (the only place that truly matters) than Madonna's Rebel Fart -- er, Heart and Madame X-Lax, separately. Bonus fact, Janet's "No Sleeep," the first single from Unbreakable, charted higher on the Hot 100 than any Madonna single from both Rebel Fart and Madame X-Lax (well, only one single from either album made the Hot 100 - at an abysmal 84, was it? I'm sure you'll let us all know). Maybe you'd make better use of your time petitioning UK radio to un-ban Madonna. Not sure you'd have much success, what with lack of public interest and all.

[quote]Madonna just seems sad, angry and pathetic.

It was worth repeating.

She lost the plot when she fell backwards down those steps.

R386 and r388 no, you sound like that. You and r387 are FRAZZLED by Madonna’s tour success. SEETHE, CUNT.

R389 Like Janet when she popped out her nasty stinky tit and the world vomited and hated her after?

Man, Jabba is having its enormous ass handed to it.

Why do you continue to lose in every thread you pollute, gorilla? You've never won and you never will.

She doesn't need the money unless she was unwise with her finances. Somehow, I don't think she was, she was always a shrewd business woman. Needs the attention or is bored, I guess.

In her early days, she certainly had an ear for what sounded good.

[quote]You and [R387] are FRAZZLED

Eh, not hardly. Try providing the receipts I requested. Wait -- you don't have any.

[quote]Like Janet when she popped out her nasty stinky tit and the world vomited and hated her after?

Only uptight, judgmental bigots from middle America like you hated her. Janet's Super Bowl nip slip created YouTube, was the catalyst for Super Bowl Sunday being re-named Janet Jackson Appreciation Day on social media, and the man who tried to destroy her got a very public, well-deserved comeuppance.

MANdonna's fall down the steps cost her her dignity and a hip, and was the final nail in the coffin for Rebel Fart.

I hope Rhino only does remastered deluxe expanded re-releases of everything from the first twenty five years of her solo material plus all of the pre-solo and band stuff from 1976/1977-1981/1982 and maybe Rebel Heart as a lone exception.

Hard Candy, Madame X and all of the current TikTok remixes and guest appearances/collabs need to stay forgotten.

She needs to do stuff to promote the re-releases. A one off reunion with The Breakfast Club. A series of club tours where she performs 80's hits the first night, 90's the next night, etc.

Or a years long residency where each night she performs a different album era in its entirety using original arrangements, live band with Nikki and Donna returning. Madonna Night, Like a Virgin Night, I'm Breathless Night, Erotica Night, Ray of Light Night, etc. perform songs that have never or rarely been performed live.

She could sit comfortably on a throne or do minimal dancing for an improved live vocal performance while her dancers dance around her.

Really go for the nostalgic factor. She'd get amazing reviews, make a good chunk of money and kill some of the criticism. But something tells me she'd rather drop dead than fully embrace being a legacy/heritage act.

R394 Everyone hates Janet for her nasty tit stunt. Still do. Now, they hate JT, too. Everyone was repulsed by her nasty nepo baby tit. She really thought she’d have a huge moment. She got her wish! Ahahahahahahahaha

Janet got what she deserved. Obscurity.

love the Janbot vs Madonnastan threads.

I must say I laugh over Janbot describing Madonnas concert tour as "Rebel Fart" - I'm imagining Madonna stinking up the stage, cutting huge wet audible farts while performing while her poor dancers gag at the stench.

"Shine yo heavenly body tonight BRRRRAAAAP FAAAARRRRT "

R398 You’re mentally ill. Janet, with her coffee enemas, has killed ppl with her butt stench.

Haha! r399 - I love that idea too!

I've never heard of a coffee enema . Do Janet's farts have FLAYVAH?

Does anyone under 30 even know what a Madonna is?

R401. FRAZZLED! AHAHAHAHA

"Does anyone under 30 even know what a Madonna is?"

Madonna is to Gen Z what Doris Day was to Madge's generation of fans back in the day- a total dinosaur.

Sure, Jabba.

This is… a lot.

Yet it's nowhere near as bad as Janet's saggy titty.

Please. Madonna in the video above looks like an alien who has ANOTHER alien hatching from her ass.

R407. Seethe, cunt

Or, even worse, it looks like she’s wearing a shitty diaper.

We need a name for Madonna, like Corpse but something more fitting. Like Legacy Act or Ray of Fright.

[quote]MANdonna's fall down the steps cost her her dignity and a hip, and was the final nail in the coffin for Rebel Fart.

Firstly Madonna's fall was at the Brit Awards in 2015 Janbot you grossly obese gelatinous liar. It had nothing to do with the Rebel Heart tour of 2015/2016. It wasn't really a fall either because she was yanked over backwards by the dancers pulling the cape.

And immediately after such a nasty fall where you can see she hit her head on the floor, Madonna just got up and got on with it like the true professional she is. I love it when you post that Cuntbot because it shows how professional she really is.

We all know that after a bad fall like that, Janet Jackson would have been stretchered off stage in a reinforced stretcher carried by 8 men, the performance cancelled and then an announcement made the next day that she had "throat cancer" and the rest of Jackson's current or future tour was cancelled. "Throat cancer" seems to be her favorite excuse to cancel her tours which she has done several times on several cancelled tours now.

Let's see that fall again and watch how hard she hit the stage floor and note that Madonna got up and just kept going because she's fucking Madonna and a fucking professional.

Damn, Jabba. Your fat gorilla ass was HANDED to you in a pretty pink box. I bow down to R411. I thought I despised homophobic Jabba more than anyone, but you are clearly a force.

My Grammy loves Madonna, they let her listen at the home.

[quote]MANdonna's fall down the steps cost her her dignity and a hip, and was the final nail in the coffin for Rebel Fart.

And while we are talking about tours Janbot - let's really talk about tours.

Here are several lists detailing the overall highest grossing tours of all time and the highest grossing tours by decade from the eighties when records started being kept. There are 8 separate lists.

Madonna is the #16 overall highest selling tour musical act. She used to be #2. Madonna is on 3 of the lists and had the highest grossing tours of 2004, 2008 and 2012.

[bold]Nowhere on any of the lists is the name Janet Jackson.[/bold]

Do you want to talk more about tours? Because I've got lots more facts and figures about Madonna's tours for you.

I'm pretty sure the Madonna fan cursing everyone out is a fat old queen who sells real estate.

R410 JFC you’re frazzled beyond hope. That was fucking lame, cunt. Ahahahahahahahaha

R411 and r414 smoked Janbot’s fat stanky ass.

Thanks to this thread we now just how terrible, awful, horrendous Janet’s tour numbers were, that the bad numbers go back over a decade, and she actually used THROAT CANCER more than once as an excuse which was a LIE. Janet is a sociopath.

^now know

[quote]^now know

FAIL.

The HAGdonnastan didn't smoke a thing except for her usual homeless, diseased dick. And R411 is PRESSED like a motherfucker, and it is tickling me. Calling Janbot names doesn't hurt anyone, darling. Just the opposite.

The truth of the matter is, Madonna DID fuck up her hip (and her dignity) with that embarrassing fall. I realize that it pained you pansies to see your decrepit old slavenly whore fall down those stairs and then rapidly decline with every subsequent year, but it did happen, and she is OVER. Not only is the Hot 100 elusive to her, but so is relevancy. This latest embarrassment of a tour, which can't even sell out a single date and that she's getting sued for, is just one more nail in the coffin of her iceberg career. Does it make you feel bad? Angry? Mad? CRY MORE.

I just don’t care about this woman to be honest. She has been enormously successful and has had a very long career. She’s also an obnoxious ass-hole. I don’t root for her. The only thing I really care about as a viewer (so to speak) is that her adopted kids turn out okay.

[quote] The HAGdonnastan didn't smoke a thing except for her usual homeless, diseased dick. And [R411] is PRESSED like a motherfucker, and it is tickling me. Calling Janbot names doesn't hurt anyone, darling. Just the opposite.

Jabba always refers to itself in the third person because it's the size of three people.

^^CRY MORE.

Kelli Ripa went last night. Said it was fabulous and said she and Mark were tired for staying up late. Nothing about the start time of course.

R423 She started at 10:00pm.

Of course it’s fabulous. It’s not a pathetic Janet Jacket concert where there’s 1/2 empty seats around you.

R423, Ripa is a sycophant.

[quote][R423], Ripa is a sycophant.

That she is. Meanwhile, what she really was thinking as this old bag was once again LATE to the stage was, "I have to get up early in the morning and this cunt is making me wait to see her limp and lip synch for two hours. Maybe I should sue her, too."

[quote]Of course it’s fabulous

I was at this DC show. You can see the entire fucking empty section beside them at the 3:56 mark, and there were large sections like that across the arena. LOL.

R428 no, trying too hard

R426 FRAZZLED. SEETHE, CUNT

[quote]I was at this DC show.

We all know you weren't R428. Were you also the one who claimed to be at the Rebel Heart Brisbane concert too? And then we worked out that you never attended that either didn't we.

I was at the DC show the first night. I posted on here from the show.

That area wasn't open because no one could see from that angle. The rest of the arena was packed.

Were you the one who posted about working there for several concerts R431?

R431 Janbot is seething and is getting its stanky ass handed to it.

[quote]That area wasn't open because no one could see from that angle. The rest of the arena was packed.

More evidence of how everything Janbot posts is a lie.

[quote]Were you the one who posted about working there for several concerts [R431]?

No, I posted the pics of the annoying shirtless queen in the silver glitter dinner jacket.

[quote]That area wasn't open because no one could see from that angle. The rest of the arena was packed.

BOLDFACED lie. That section had perfect views and was EMP-TY. People were also getting up and leaving, including a couple in the row in front of me. You Madonna loons need to accept that she is about as relevant as a $2 bill.

R436 Nope, you got BUSTED, Janbot. Seethe, cunt, seethe. You’re rattled.

Does she have the vaginal mesh yet?

R438 FRAZZLED!

You were never at the concert R436. You're full of shit as always - just making up crap as usual. Nobody here ever believes a word you say.

Otherwise - post a pic of your ticket. You'll still be able to get it off the ticket app. Do it right now.

We'll all wait for you to do that.

I guess we'll be waiting for a LONG, LONG time...

[quote] I was at this DC show. You can see the entire fucking empty section beside them at the 3:56 mark, and there were large sections like that across the arena. LOL.

Jabba, you're full of shit (and off-brand fruit pies). A- You hate Madonna. B- you couldn't afford a ticket to see Madonna. C- You couldn't afford bus fare to the arena to see Madonna even if someone gave you a free ticket and D- Isn't DC the fifth place you've claimed to live in over the past few years?

No one believes a word you say. You fail every time you clap your fat gorilla sausage fingers onto the keyboard.

As I predicted - we're still waiting...

R428 Why does she walk with her shoulders all hunched up like that?

R444 FRAZZLED! You thought, ahahaha, this tour, ahahahaa, would flop and be an embarrassment, ahahahaa, yet it is highly successful AND critically acclaimed. SEETHE, cunt, SEETHE.

R445 What does that have to do with her walking all hunched up, though?

R445 FRAZZLED!

R447 Frazzled over what? I'm just asking a question. Is it osteoporosis?

The frazzled and seethe troll is a fat old queen who sells real estate.

R449 Frazzled. Seethe, cunt. It’s all ya hot.

R450 So...no explanation for the hunching? Got it.

What’s wrong with you guys? Aren’t we all adults here?

R452 I'm simply asking a logical question about her posture. It has nothing to do with her show, attendance, popularity of her vs. Janet, yada yada yada.

Somebody else seems to have a problem here, not me.

R451 We know exactly what you’re doing, cunt. The only hunch is in your elder back. Yeah, you want to talk about anything but the successful show, Janbot. Seethe, cunt.

R454 Take your meds, dear.

R455 That's next level projection.

R456 That's MAGA speak.

Figures.

R457 Exactly. The magats aren't fooling anyone

R458 I agree, r457 is trying too hard. It's magat all the way.

[quote]You were never at the concert [R436].

I most assuredly was, and I have the sub-par white Express Yourself tee shirt to prove it. I found a good parking space in a China Town parking garage a couple of blocks away the venue and did not have to pay the ridiculous prices some people were paying to park next to the venue, but that's neither here nor there. What I do not have, however, is an e-ticket or the e-mail for the insurance that I purchased along with the ticket, as the show has long since come and gone and I, unlike you losers and sycophants, am not in the business of holding on to such things. However, if I can find it somewhere in the dump bin of my e-mail, I MAY humor you (and most of all, myself) and post it here. Suffice it to say, I was there. The ticket stated that the show was to start at 8:30 pm, so that meant nearly two hours of listening to her DJ and then Bob the Drag Queen, the latter who kept prattling on and repeating "The queen is backstage looking and will not come out until it looks like you all are having a good time!", or some shit. By this time, the place was not even close to full, and that big section shown in the video upthread was empty with a capital E. She did eventually come out, late as fuck, and I could already tell that the couple in front of me were majorly over it (as I said upthread, they left midway through, somewhere around the ring of fire segment).

I will also be attending Janet's show at the same venue this summer, and will report back here to show you all what a capacity full arena looks like.

I hate to break it to R460, but Janet blocked off the same section as Madonna.

Those seats will be empty for Janet, too.

I saw Madonna last night at MSG. It was phenomenal show. She sang Live to Tell as scrims showed people who died of AIDS and it was extremely poignant. I did not see empty sections.

There were four to six seats behind me that were empty and listed on StubHub up until the show started for $800. We paid $200 on StubHub that morning. I don't understand the economics of concerts to be honest, did someone pay $800 for our seats and lost $600? I ran into a number of people I knew and the thing I kept hearing was that they waited till day off and got tickets for between $150-$200.

I saw Janet Jackson last year at MSG. It was a decent show, but it felt very uninspired and under rehearsed. She had four backup dancers and a MASSIVE stage. It seemed like production-wise it could have been better. We paid $300 for similar seats that I had for Madonna. I heard from numerous people that they had bought tickets that day for under $100.

R462 Many ppl are getting wise to wait until the day of to buy expensive seats knowing some will be available. It’s a gamble.

Depending on the venue some sections are not available. They aren’t all the same size/shape obviously.

R462, that was a lot of nonsense to read through just to hear you lie.

So why is she walking around onstage like Quasimodo?

R465 Why is your ass gaping?

Why does she walk like a hunchback?

Inquiring minds want to know.

R467 Why does your ass gape? Inquiring minds want to know.

Well, Madonna’s fans are done with her. They’re raising holy hell over her being a “Zionist cunt”. Her fan sites are going nuts, calling her every name in the book. It’s actually quite entertaining.

R469 Back on planet Earth……..

If she’s a “Zionist cunt” I’ll have to start fanning her again.

^Nice try but that ain’t the same section. And, blocked-off sections typically have velvet ropes or something as a symbol stating that you can’t sit there. There was no such rope at Madonna’s show. And there were other chunks of empty seats in the arena, too.

R472 is meant for Miss know-it-all at R461.

Nobody believes anything you say R472. Is this another one of the Madonna concerts you attended in your alternate reality?

I wont ask for a screenshot of your ticket because we all know you don't have one...

R474, why does she post this shit when it is so easy to google and see the truth?

I really don't know why Janbot makes up so many easily refutable lies R475. Everything she says is a lie and like you have pointed out - Janbot the gelatinous fatty has never heard of Google.

I think it's a matter of throwing outrageous made up shit at the wall and seeing if anything sticks.

Nothing does. We just hand Janbot her fat ass over and over and over and over and over again...

For example - even Google knows that Madonna is the Queen of Pop.

OK R460 - then it will be a simple task for you to post a screenshot of your ticket from the ticket app. Will take 2 seconds and we're all aware that you know how to post screenshots on DL.

If you do that - we'll believe you. Otherwise it's all just horseshit. More made up horseshit. Like why did you go to a Madonna concert when you hate her so much? Doesn't make sense.

R477 Janbot is getting slaughtered in this thread. Jfc

What would impressive is if she would admit the phony crap and then just stand at a mic and sing. No one would give a godamned how she sounds. We’d just want authenticity.

[quote]What would impressive is if she would admit the phony crap

What phony crap are you talking about R479?

I attended the DC show on Dec. 18th and that section was EMPTY. EMP-TY. There were big chunks of empty seating all over the venue. I had never seen her live before, and now that I know just how underwhelming it is, I'll never have to again (she's old, so how many live shows does she have in her anyway, tbh?). I know it pains you elderly faggots that Madonna can't even sell out arenas anymore, but it is the truth. The Madame X-Lax tour played even smaller venues and even THAT couldn't sell out LOL. As I stated, when I attend Janet's show at that venue later this year, I will post pics and show you losers what a REAL sold out arena looks like, 'cause that arena on Dec. 18th wasn't it.

[quote]What would impressive is if she would admit the phony crap

Yeah, pantomiming that you have a mic in your hand and running back to get the real mic is pretty pathetic. SO unprofessional, LOL!

[quote]If you do that - we'll believe you.

I really don't give a fuck what you believe, toots.

R481 Prove it. It’s easy You didn’t see her. Oh, we’ve posted ATTENDANCE numbers going back decades up until NOW, cunt. Madonna plays to 100,000, 200,000, 300,000 in ONE city over and over and over. She’s averaging 16,000 per show NOW. Janet? Literally half empty going back decades.. We posted EVIDENCE up thread, cunt.

[quote]She’s averaging 16,000 per show NOW.

R484, posting not even a full minute after my post before hers. Stay PRESSED, dear. It's what you do best.

More of the completely made up fantasy crap from R481. None of that ever happened and we all know it for a fact.

Janbot dear, why did you waste your hard-earned money on that dreadful Madonna? I would think you would be saving up to see the Together Again Tour- the one I see ads for every 30 minutes on YouTube.

[quote] I was there. Proving it to you is not my concern.

Yes, fat ass, facts have never been your concern.

[quote]Janbot dear, why did you waste your hard-earned money on that dreadful Madonna?

Because it never happened R488. Just more made up bullshit from Janbot. End of story.

Why does every thread about Madonna has to devolve into this catfight between demented janbots and their equally deranged Madonna fanbois? This is tragic.

The truly tragic Janbot started this thread R491 and ALL the other Madonna hate threads on DL which are filled with complete lies. Janbot is obsessed with Madonna, thinks of nothing else and truly hates her. It's as if Madonna has personally wounded Janbot in some deeply emotional way years ago and Janbot has never gotten over it. Then Janbot fills her numerous Madonna threads with ridiculous troll posts about Janet Jackson and lies about Madonna and then is furious and attacks even more when we kick Janbot up her fat ass and call her out on her stupid fabricated stories and blatant lies R491.

That's why.

[quote]I know it pains you elderly faggots

Muriel??

What's the mystery about her body? She's a senior citizen dancer. She's worn out major joints had them replaced. Just age, plain and simple

Like I said before, ladies, Madonna is coming to the Chase Center in San Francisco on February 27th and 28th, and I'm working both shows.

If there's any city where she should draw a huge crowd, it's in SF. I'll let you all know.

Oh, and regarding the empty seats on the sides of the arena in the video above, we do the same at Chase Center. There are some seats positioned where fans couldn't possibly get a view of the stage, so those seats are blocked off.

Janbot got her fat stank ass handed to her.

How many Madonna concerts has Janbot been to today?

LOL@ R488, R492, etc - two of my BIGGEST fans!

BTW, I did not create this thread, but hats off to the person who did, because it showcases just how much this old has-been needs to HANG IT UP.

I want to thank her for being a friend.

This is the most responses a Madge thread has generated on DL in YEARS.

And we're all here for one thing. To see the stans turn and twist on their petards defending the Marcel Marceau of the Pop Concert.

How many Madonna concerts has Janbot been to today?

Madonna to sound crew; "ummm, why do I need a mic?"..

"Oh yeah, for the 'singing'...."

Janet to sound crew; "ummm, why do I need a mic?"..

"Oh yeah, for the 'whisper-cooing'...."