'The Trumps' gather at Amalija's funeral

Did he grab her pussy?

Be best, dead mommy!

who paid for it? lolz

I can't get over how much Melania's father looks like Trump. A little blonde die and fake tan they could be brothers 😳

How tall is Barron? He must be about 6’8”. Yikes.

I really don’t care. Do U?

Melania did a somber hooker walk in her honor -- a vision in all black swinging her purse.

Oh-hhhhh, like Don really gives a shit. . .

It's interesting that Melania's sister doesn't seem to be accounted for. Or she wasn't invited to stand next to her father in the family picture.

Did n't she cook all of Melania and Barron's food? I read somewhere here that staff said she was the nicest of them all (Slovenian grandma, that is)

Mel's sister. According to some Palm Beach socialite, they're very close. She's "private" so maybe she declined

MAGAt Twitter is losing their collective minds over Baron.

R12, the tweet won't load. What was it about?

Poor Giant Barron.

I have a feeling Barron is going to turn out to be the worst Trump of them all. I think he will attract the Trump cultists as if he is JFK Jr.

People thinking Barron is “good” because he is young and quiet are the same people who thought bitch Melania was being held hostage (those incredibly stupid women’s protest signs in 2017 “Melania- Blink if You Need Help!”). She’s a cunt. That’s who marries and stays married to a cunt like Trump.

Cunty, spoiled parents raise cunty, spoiled children.

R14, I actually do feel for him -- grandma probably raised him as much as Vairst Leddy!

I don't know why no one has commented on the fact that Melania's mother was essentially the exact age as Trump. And she's DEAD.

Denis, the older half-brother who shares a father with Melania, but who says he has never met him or her.

Eh, he's ugly so who cares.

What’s up with the puckered up mouth? Is he swallowing a load?

R20, like sister, like half-brother!

Everybody sing:

They're creepy and they're kooky Mysterious and spooky They're all together ooky

For Trump, a funeral is a vacation day away from the trial.

A whore's mother. Do we really care?

Has Barron lost his V-card yet?

Every time I see Barron I hear the theme from The Omen in my head.

Donald is probably having her buried in a pet cemetery to save on funeral expenses like he did when had Ivana buried on his golf course.

Why does her father look like trump?

All the demon seed attended with their partners.

I can’t make out what’s happening on Jared’s face. Weird hair growth? Mutton chop beard?

R29, he shaved some of Sarah Huckabee's chest hair and glued it onto his chin.

The road company of The Addams Family.

Jared's bringing back the robber baron look.

Why are they all posing for photos? I'd like they'te blocking the entrance to the church.

[quote]The road company of The Addams Family.

And a dirt road at that.

Lol, r31, Tiffany and her...*pose*.

Barron at the funeral is thinking “who is to feed me foods now? Get out of box, Mama!’

Why is Junior’s girlfriend standing in front, like it’s her mother?

That wig is taking over Kimbo's whole body now. She looks like she's barely emerging from a tendril-rimmed pod.

Just be grateful she isn't flashing cleavage, r37.

Or dancing...

Questions:

Who is the gray-haired guy speaking to Ivanka and Jared and lurking over Eric's shoulder in the group picture?

Why is Vanessa, Don Jr.'s ex, there? (behind Lara Trump)

Why is Kimberly standing right in front of Jared apart from Jr.?

Oh, and Kimberly looks like she caught a whiff of Trump’s diaper trail left as the immediate family walked away.

Who is the cancerous tumor standing in front of Jared?

Give Kimbo some credit. Her tits aren’t hanging out, for a change.

Why is Junior’s ex-wife there?

Who stages a group photo at a funeral? I know these people are the tackiest and the absolute worst but what were they thinking?

Unfortunately that’s my church in Palm Beach. Trump and Melania were married there. I hope after this gathering of demons that they church is fumigated and exorcised before Sunday services. I’m puzzled at to why Melania’s father would allow his wife’s funeral to take place there, obviously Trump’s doing as it’s the respectable church on Palm Beach island.

This headline cracks me up.

Barron’s got that Patrick Bateman haircut. Uh-oh

Trump looks really beaten down in that above pic. And it’s not because of the death of his mother-in-law, that’s for sure.

So it appears that Don, Jr.'s ex got access to the family bronzer vault in the divorce settlement.

Does Eric know he is supposed to be posing with his siblings?

Trump looks more awful than usual in the photo with Beddin.

Is Tiff standing by a mannequin?

What time is brunch?

...with the goo goo googly eyes

Did Barron inherit Daddy's micropenis? Usually with tall guys, they're proportional and well-endowed, but those Trump genes seem to take over (see also: weak chins and pear shapes).

Kimbo is just fitting in with the family.

Maybe Barron got his mom's big dick.

R45, be sure to check the confessionals to see if DJT stashed away any classified documents.

Trump is a flight risk. He just hasn't been declared as such by the courts. Surprised he didn't fly the whole family to Slovenia to hold the funeral then immediately flee to Russia to blab all to Putin and seek refuge there.

Donald Trump only looks out for himself. He's a terminally ill narcissist like Madonna and Meghan Markle.

I thought Junior and Guilfoyle were splits?

I feel for Kim during this trying time. Its always hard to lose your boyfriend's dad's trophy wife's mother.

Barron had entered Lurch territory.

R58 But has anyone asked if she's okay?

The MAGAts on Twitter are fawning over Lurch in a way people used to fawn over JFK Jr.

Which golf course are they burying her at?

They going to feed her to Barron.

[quote] Barron’s got that Patrick Bateman haircut.

All the Trump sons aspire to that 80s yuppie shark look.

R36, grandma wasnt the only one who can cook. Melania makes world-famous pasta puttanesca!

The diaper eaters were there.

[quote]Republican Sens. Rick Scott of Florida and Lindsey Graham of South Carolina also attended the service

What did she die of? She’s same age as Trump

“She was b-yeau-teeful woman….”

r59 You rang?

Baron is actually becoming a little less freakish looking as he ages and that's saying a lot considering the carnival freak family he comes from

I don't know, it's hard for me to think about this since my parent's have been happily married for 40+ years, but I don't know, is it normal for people to grown children to attend the funeral of their father's third wives mother?

If they can get their pictures on all media.

[QUOTE]I don't know, it's hard for me to think about this since my parent's have been happily married for 40+ years, but I don't know, is it normal for people to grown children to attend the funeral of their father's third wives mother?

Depends in the PR demands of the moment, no? Or how much you were given for attending.

Another opportunity for Trump to bury some documents. Did they use a crane to lift her casket into the ground?

I think Jr’s ex-wife being there is because she must have bonded with Melania. What an ugly family. Jared’s chops look hideous. Trump is clearly on Ozempic as it looks like he can almost see his dick again — it has been almost 25 years since he could see it after all. I’m sure the family is relieved to do photos outside so they don’t have to breathe in his stench.

It must be funny watching the Trump children pretend that they not only knew this woman but that they mourn her passing. They wouldn’t know her from a cleaner.

R31, It seems like jr's ex is sending him a curse. Tiffany is actually looking hella good for herself! Her hubby is creepy with that. I wish that whore wasn't cock blocking Jared. I wanted to see his facial hairs. Maybe he's going for the Emerati look. They are degenerates.

Did she ever show her pussy and fake domes like her daughter did?

That photo at R31, did the photographer say, “Okay everyone, sad face!”

Would love to see the frame before that.

You know Trump said, “Everyone is going. I want to make that judge seem heartless!”

And also, “Which one is she?”

Did Melania where white, like she did to Rosalyn Carter’s funeral?

^ No she *whore* black 🙄

[quote] That wig is taking over Kimbo's whole body now. She looks like she's barely emerging from a tendril-rimmed pod.

Barron obviously has mild gigantism, he's grotesquely tall.

R83 Thank you. I scrolled all the way down here just to make sure someone pointed out that's a fucking wig on Grandma Guilfoyle. And a bad wig at that.

You love me gays!

When Trump dies the shit that will be revealed will be staggering. The rapes, money-laundering, buried files, treason, lies, cheating, abuse, Russian/Saudi/Chinese/mafia collusion, murders, attempted murders, racism...

Agreed, R87. A lot of people are staying quiet right now because they are afraid of Trump. Once he dies a lot more people will be willing to come forward about what they know.

No thoughts and prayers

This is exactly what I keep thinking, r87. Everybody will have something to say about him because he's screwed over damn near everyone except Netanyahu, MBS, Xi and Putin, though he's bad-mouthed Xi on occasion.

@r84, "Barron obviously has mild gigantism, he's grotesquely tall. "

LeBron James @ 6'9" would like a word...

I bet Barron and Mel end up with the whole Trump enchilada when Daddy Trump falls out that 30 story window. They're the only Trumps not going to prison for 20 years

The Trump Family

Why can't it be Trump?

^ Because he sold his soul a long time ago and gets to live until he's a 100

unlike his wife, Jared's stubble suits him.

^ So will his prison garb 🤨

Miss Linz and Rick Scott attended the funeral as did Uncle Tom aka Ben Carson.

Whose big Roman nose is that on Barron?

Why no pictures of the Slovenian family? Just the widower?

Why is Don Jr.'s ex-wife there?

Where is sister Ines Knauss? What a fucked up family on both sides.

Ironically, when Turmp goes, there will be so many people that want to piss on his grave they might as well install a urinal on the 18th hole.

^ Yep...

The GOP are such a bunch of try hards. All there at Trump’s command like they even know Melania let alone her mother.

All this effort to be like, “This funeral is a BIG deal!”

Ridiculous.

Yes, it's odd that we're seeing all these group photos of the deceased's grotesque in-laws, but except for her husband and daughter, her own family doesn't seem to be paying their respects. Wait a sec ... could Trump be using the funeral as a campaign photo op?

Today is new day. Must keep busy.

I would have thought the wedding and this funeral would have been at a Catholic church? Although I suppose in the former Yugoslavia religion was strongly discouraged?

The Episcopalians are pretty much Catholics, minus some of the rules:

[quote]The Episcopal Church considers itself both catholic and protestant. We are proud of our catholic heritage and traditions. We are so similar to Roman Catholicism that a large percentage of our members come from Roman Catholic backgrounds. The Episcopal Church is similar to the Roman Catholic Church in many ways. We have bishops, priests, deacons, sacraments, weekly communion, saints, monks and nuns. We celebrate the same church seasons and share many of the same feast days.

[quote]There are some noticeable differences between The Episcopal Church and the Roman Catholic Church: In the Episcopal Church bishops and priests can be both genders and can be married; there is no centralized authority figure like the pope; lay people play a greater role in decision making; sacramental confession is optional not required; married couples are permitted to use responsible means of birth control. We recognize that sometimes marriages die, dissolving the sacramental bond between the couple. Divorced persons are allowed to remarry in the church with the permission of the bishop upon recommendation of the priest who does the couple’s premarital counseling.

Photo 5/8 in OP's link's slideshow made me laugh. Melania looks completely zonked-out, her Dad looks like a Scooby Doo villain after unmasking, her son looks like a Ruggero Deodato horror film character, and her husband looks like he's singing 'hi ho the dairy-o the hooker in the dell' in his head.

Yeah what's up with Baron's nose? It's never looked like that in profile.

@r108, Episcopalians...

Catholic lite

All the ceremony, half the guilt

Whenever there's four there's a fifth... 🤪

Where’d they bury this one? The vegetable garden?

It’d be a hoot if Barron turned out to be the normal one. Never gonna happen but it would be funny.

R106, I just laughed the heartiest laugh in a long time. Thank you for that.

r107 - Her father was a member of the Communist party, though it was probably not ideological because he couldn't have advanced in his field (management for a state-run business) without party membership.

[QUOTE]Her father was in the League of Communists of Slovenia, which espoused a policy of state atheism.[15] As was common, however, he had his daughters secretly baptized as Catholic.[16][17]

The family likely didn't practice and gave off all the right signals so he could remain a member in good standing No way the family could have moved into a two story detached house without loyalty to the party.

[QUOTE]When Knavs was a teenager, she moved with her family to a two-story house in Sevnica.[18]

So when Trump talks about foreigners poisoning the blood, he need look no further than his godless Commie father-in-law.

I love the black-and-white video of Wednesday Addams dancing for Barron.

[quote] No way the family could have moved into a two story detached house without loyalty to the party.

This is what his son-in-law has planned for the US.

R110. "Yeah, what's up with Baron's nose? It's never looked like that in profile.

He walked in to low hanging traffic lights.

He loathed his last set of in-laws, and referred to Marla's relatives as 'hillbillies'. He said that they were embarrassing.

^ Yes, Marla's mother was such a hillbilly 🙄

I thought Melancholia's parents lived in New Jersey. Did they move south at some point? Otherwise, why did they have the funeral and are burying the woman in Florida?

r99 why is DJT looking down at his hands and clenching them. Looks like he is in pain, must have dipped in the holy water on the way out!

Barron could play Jaws if they do a Moonraker reboot!