Prissy straight guys

Max Greenfield. Super prisspot.

Tony Randall

John Mullaney

Don Knotts

Gayle Gordon

[quote]Gayle Gordon

Oh, dear.

Kelcey Grammer

Eddie Redmayne

Kieran Culkin

Jack Benny

WHET Malcolm Gladwell?

Peter Sarsgaard owns this thread.

David Spade, at least when he was younger.

Literally every straight executive in Hollywood.

Ted Cruz.

R12- David Spade IS a gay that seems gay.

Rob Lowe

Paul Rudd

John Michael Higgins. He’s a good actor and an affable game show host, but he’s made a career of being a gay straight man.

Marcus Bachmann

Marcus is a prissy closet case

Robby Benson

Richard Thomas

The poster boy of the Prissy Men Society (PMS)

R23, good one!

David Spade is a known pussy hound. Heather Locklear, Naya Rivera, Kristy Swanson, Nicolette Sheridan, Lara Flynn Boyle just to name a few.

I guess there's the possibility he could be bi.

I always thought David Lee Roth was super..."flamboyant."

Stanley Tucci

Keanu Reeves

R22. I saw Richard Thomas in the 1970s when he was in a Bullocks department store.

We both gave each other the eye for five minutes.

Straight Jews in the US are like the British. Can be confusing for gaydar. Maybe it's an Ashkenazi thing. They often seem a little "soft". The Israeli Jews are the opposite, but they are mostly Sephardic/Middle Eastern. (I am Jewish)

I don't know about Tony Randall and Jack Benny -I've heard things over the years...

How about Jonathan Harris?

Every guy who was ever on The Kids in the Hall and/or Whose Line Is It Anyway

Josh Lucas

[quote]I always thought David Lee Roth was super..."flamboyant."

Me too. Never married, no kids. Briefly dated Apollonia in the ‘80s and reportedly slept with dozens of women, but nothing ever long term or well known. It wouldn’t shock me if he was gay or bi.

Daniel Tosh

Definitely, R31. Gayvoice for days.

Former baseball outfielder Brady Anderson. Has a daughter but has never been married. Supposedly dating a Korean woman since 2020. Gayvoice displayed in this video (and in every interview). Also mentions a girlfriend here, but, uh…

r27 He probably thought you were a shopbottom.

People used to call Brady Anderson "Lady Anderson"

I'll add a fictional character: Seth Cohen from "The O.C."

John Malkovich

Dom Deluise

[quote] Literally every straight executive in Hollywood.

That's because 99.9% of them are members of the faggotry through and through. I don't care who they're married to, how many kids they have, or who they date.

[quote] Dom Deluise

There was never one thing straight about Dom. Hell, his wife Carol Arthur was as big a bull dyke as I've ever seen. She tried to fem it up when she was younger, but as she aged she dyked with the best of 'em.

[quote] There was never one thing straight about Dom.

Not even his son?

Jared Kushner (surprised he hasn't been mentioned already)

[quote] Not even his son?

No

Years back Dom's son Peter dropped all the blubber and turned into a major league hunk.

Rob Lowe. Such a prissy demeanor, pursed prissy maiden auntie lips.

Elliot Gould always strikes me as gay.

[quote] Rob Lowe. Such a prissy demeanor, pursed prissy maiden auntie lips.

Well, you can take the boy out of Virginny, but you can't take the Virginny out of the boy.

R47, he can't be gay! He married Barbra Streisand!

Ryan Reynolds

Orson "Shit Into My Conservative WASP Mouth" Bean.

I always wondered about Roth. Whenever he was in a photo with a woman, it was a rent-a-model. Of course, he did have that homophobic “Just a Gigolo” video.

One of these dudes is just CLOSETED.

AND HIS GAY sexual experiences have been mentioned here on this website.

Robert Downey Jr

Amen to R54.

And a typically nasty example of the pompous-ass "not me" closet cases who want it dirty.

And since Rob Lowe had a guy's cock in his mouth on video, maybe....

Neil Sedaka

Maureen McGovern

Michael Cera

[quote] Maureen McGovern

sorry.. I mean to post that in the "singer/songwriter" thread

Mark Long from Road Rules/MTV's Challenges has always given me gay vibes, even more so today than he did back in the day.

Not famous, but Dave, my neighbor in the early to mid 1990s. He was the gayest straight man I’ve ever met. He came over for drinks with his wife at Xmas and saw our trees and squealed “oh my, it’s just like Saks Fifth Avenue!”. We still use that quote to this day when encountering something shiny. Moved away, and a decades passed. I searched him a couple years ago on a whim thinking he surely had busted out of the closet; but no, he’s still living in the same city with the same wife.

Tom Cruise owns this thread.

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Then there's the Southern variety--the Southern Sissy. Sometimes it's VERY hard--even impossible--to tell a Straight Sissy from a Gay Man from a Bi Man....it gets complicated.

David & Brooklyn Beckham

That Todd dude with the reality show who just went to prison.

Also Prince (RIP)

R32, I agree. His version of “California Girls” was super-gay and m ‘protesting too much.’

“I DIG girls!!!!” Oh my sides.

Michael Emerson

Every straight guy in Italy.

Tom Hanks. He doesn't have a masculine bone in his body.

Tom Holland

Lindsey Graham

Claims to be straight. Never seen dating a woman, though.

^haha

Stephen Colbert

Kyle McLachlan

Any of the Ryans Mark Ruffalo Vlad Dutier

Keith Hernandez

Paul Giamatti

Jeremy Strong

Edward Norton

Funny R70 I've watched many of his movies and have never seen him ping, even though he is indeed not masculine. But not a fem either, just a nerdy guy.