Shannen Doherty is planning to be DEAD TO ME

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

This is Sad.

[quote]actress blatantly explained that there are “a lot of people” that she doesn’t want to attend her funeral.

Still a bitch to the bitter end.

She's still complaining about a failed film career and not acknowledging her diva behavior as the problem?

r1 = Alyssa Milano

I’ve been listening to her podcast. I like her. I will be sad when she dies, but I think she’s making the most of her limited time now. If she wants to go out cunting, all the better.

[quote]actress blatantly explained that there are “a lot of people” that she doesn’t want to attend her funeral.

That’s hilarious.

You know what, let’s just cancel it!

Wait! I'm not actually dead!

R9 if I go, you’re all going down!

It would be an epic bitch move to make her funeral invitation only and strictly enforced. I would love to see who she ends up excluding and she would get the last laugh. I’ve always loved her.

I hope somebody reads at her mmorial service that hilarious piece David Sedaris wrote for his first book [italic]Barrel Fever[/italic] entitled "The Last You'll Hear from Me," which is in the form of a bitchy eulogy a melodramatic popular high school girl writes to be read at her projected funeral after she plans to commit suicide over a romantic break-up

Disappointingly, her remarks aren't as cunty if you read the full article. Some context:

[quote]“There’s a lot of people that I think would show up that I don’t want there,” Doherty told Cortazzo, although she didn’t name any names.

[quote]Doherty hoped her confession would “take the pressure off them,” adding that she envisions her end-of-life celebration as a “love fest.”

[quote]“I don’t want people to be crying or people to privately be like, ‘Thank God that bitch is dead now,’” she joked.

I hear her father isn't so hot on the ashes deal.

You should never plan your own funeral. You won't be there.

I have nothing to wear!

Hasn’t she been dying for a while now?

Shit or get out of the limelight!

There’s a lot of people I wouldn’t want at my funeral either. You know Alyssa Milano will show up and make the whole funeral about her.

I’m also going to be sad when she dies. She’s been battling cancer for such a long time and she’s still young and I just feel bad. No one deserves what she’s going through. She’s a bitch, not a serial killer.

That dog is so cute

She's no Babe Paley.

[quote]Preparing for her impending death, she meticulously planned her own funeral, including the selection of food and wine to be served at the funeral luncheon. She allocated her jewelry collection and personal belongings to friends and family, wrapping them in colorful paper and creating a comprehensive file system with instructions for their distribution after her passing.

I'll go. Simply for the respect of the two years we worked together.

Just don't expect me to wear some ribbon or other gauche symbol of virtuous solidarity.

I believe that funeral services are not a forum for expressing personal religious, social or political views. However, I have not objected when fellow mourners have worn a ribbon to express their support; that's their choice. My choice is NOT to wear a ribbon.

This whole thing sounds like a parody of David Sedaris’ story “The Last You’ll Ever Hear from Me”.

R22 here. I tip my hat to R12 who thought the exact same things I did when they read this post. Sorry for skimming the responses prior to responding!

Very sad. Knowing the finality of it all. Cancer is a motherfucker.

I even feel bad.

I’ll wear my signature color red and I’ll be sure to wear a bow in my hair.

Shannen Doherty Reveals Who She Doesn't Want at Her Funeral

I’m going to stand outside the service and squint.

I’ll need someone with a flywire to make a paper boulder fly.

She would have wanted that.

I think it's considerate of her to take care of all of the planning and not foist it off on relatives or close friends.

I'm sorry she has had to face terminal illness and death so young. Cancer is an insidious and relentless bitch.

[quote]r27 Shannen Doherty Reveals Who She Doesn't Want at Her Funeral

Except she doesn’t[bold] : (

RIP

This dead to me shit is so tawdry

Will food be served at the reception? I have 5 hungry children to feed and I'm poor now because my mother thinks she's teaching me a lesson.

Can I come?

SHE IS SO DAMN EXHAUSTING AT EVERYTHING SHE DOES.

Other celebs who have gone before her never pulled this "Don't show up to my funeral crap" to the media.

Some like Bewitched star Elizabeth Montgomery didn't even drag their disease out into the public for sympathy, drama or attention.

She could still learn a bunch of things from the "witches" that went before her.

She’s been taking even longer than Valerie Harper.

R9 That lame excuse didn't stop me.

I have to wash my hair that day.