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'Hot' Houthi Pirate Becomes Online Sensation

Say what ? Ladies (and I'm certain a few gay Gentlemen) are going crazy for this hot sexy Houthi pirate .. what does DL think ?

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by Anonymousreply 37February 3, 2024 4:13 PM

Hotter and cleaner than Johnny Depp.

by Anonymousreply 1January 16, 2024 2:09 PM

Here's the Houthi mission statement"

"God is great"

"Death to the United States"

"Death to Israel"

"Curse the Jews"

"Victory for Islam"

by Anonymousreply 2January 16, 2024 2:12 PM

ARRRRH! Avast, ye maties: I'd like to swab his poop deck with my face!

by Anonymousreply 3January 16, 2024 2:13 PM

I suppose one benefit is he'd only make you walk the plank rather than throwing you off a roof.

by Anonymousreply 4January 16, 2024 2:19 PM

I wonder if he will create an OF page in the future ? He can make a lot of fantasies come true...

by Anonymousreply 5January 16, 2024 2:34 PM

I want him to show me the Horn of Africa.

by Anonymousreply 6January 16, 2024 2:40 PM

He should acquire a peg leg to complete his costume.

by Anonymousreply 7January 16, 2024 2:41 PM

He needs to die in a drone strike.

Glorifying terrorists is pathetic.

by Anonymousreply 8January 16, 2024 2:44 PM

enjoy this excellent pun

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by Anonymousreply 9January 16, 2024 2:53 PM

I could fall for him.

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by Anonymousreply 10January 16, 2024 3:03 PM

BUMP

by Anonymousreply 11January 20, 2024 10:27 PM

Shades of “Hot Boston Bomber”. I how he rots in jail and will never get out.

by Anonymousreply 12January 20, 2024 10:33 PM

Finally, a thread where “swarthy” would be appropriate.

by Anonymousreply 13January 20, 2024 10:34 PM

Sociopath

by Anonymousreply 14January 20, 2024 10:35 PM

^ I hope

by Anonymousreply 15January 20, 2024 10:37 PM

What is with all these news anchors and journalists pronouncing HOUTHI as HOUTH-EE?

For Christ's sakes, get it right...it's HOUT-HEE

by Anonymousreply 16January 20, 2024 11:04 PM

He has a great haircut for a piratical terrorist.

by Anonymousreply 17January 20, 2024 11:05 PM

Just like with the recent news about Denmark and Queen Margrethe. It's not Mar-greeth.

Her name is Mar-gret-ha.

Get it right.

by Anonymousreply 18January 20, 2024 11:05 PM

Who's his bf?

by Anonymousreply 19January 20, 2024 11:08 PM

His hair is beautiful, face is cute. Let's see the dick next.

by Anonymousreply 20January 20, 2024 11:09 PM

We are doomed

by Anonymousreply 21January 20, 2024 11:12 PM

Momma's traitorous mussy is heating up like the Red Sea in July!

by Anonymousreply 22January 20, 2024 11:23 PM

A bit of a Chris Cornell (RIP) vibe.

But he needs some Burt's Bees Pomegranate on those dry lips.

by Anonymousreply 23January 20, 2024 11:49 PM

He’ll be dead in a month.

by Anonymousreply 24January 21, 2024 12:47 AM

Hottest killer since Dzhokhar Tsarnaev.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 3, 2024 12:13 PM

There is no glory in war. All of humanity’s struggles are just as temporal as the next. Peace only comes from recognizing hotties on both sides, and mourning the greatest loss of all: the loss of male beauty.

by Anonymousreply 26February 3, 2024 12:54 PM

Oi, fit pirate!

by Anonymousreply 27February 3, 2024 12:56 PM

He looks like a WORM!

by Anonymousreply 28February 3, 2024 12:59 PM

He does look vaguely olm-ish. Needs a tinted lip balm, to make his lips pop out more.

by Anonymousreply 29February 3, 2024 1:05 PM

Some men were not born to grow mustaches.

by Anonymousreply 30February 3, 2024 1:06 PM

There’s nothing hot about people who do evil.

by Anonymousreply 31February 3, 2024 1:13 PM

video clip

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by Anonymousreply 32February 3, 2024 1:55 PM

[quote]‘Hot Houthi pirate’ tells followers to focus on ‘a free Palestine’, not his good looks

We can do both, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 33February 3, 2024 1:57 PM

[quote]what does DL think

Not much.

by Anonymousreply 34February 3, 2024 1:58 PM

Next stop, Gaultier runway...

by Anonymousreply 35February 3, 2024 1:58 PM

Next stop, Gaultier runs away . . .

by Anonymousreply 36February 3, 2024 2:08 PM

Next stop, killed in a drone attack.

by Anonymousreply 37February 3, 2024 4:13 PM
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