John Mulaney at Governors Awards - did he get Botox and a Chin Implant?

I think it will get very ugly when they break up.

He's very cute. I don't see any difference at all with his chin - zero. But does look like he had a little forehead botox, that's about it.

They look so fake together. He always looks like he hates himself down to the very core.

He looks like he put on a small amount of weight that filled out his face. HANDSOME!

Hey, Joe Koy, THIS is how you do it.

I saw a clip somewhere and thought it was Jason Bateman, then Jerry Connolly and finally someone who must not be famous. I never even guessed John Mulaney. So he definitely looks different to at least one person.

Maybe he’s using potatoes on his skin.

I know he says he loves being a dad but I do wonder how he really feels since he supposedly told his ex he never wanted kids.

He would be a perfect GG or even Oscars host because he’s funny and handsome.

He is drunkity drunk drunk in this clip.

[quote]he supposedly told his ex he never wanted kids.

He probably didn't want them with her. And that's all I'll say about that. The only thing I noticed was how shiny his face was, I'm assuming he was sweaty under those lights.

Mulaney’s drunk energy is very different from his coke and pills energy. He’s clearly been drinking here. Is that “LA. Sober.”?

Chin - before and after pics

r13 Looks exact same just different poses

r14 the bottom two pictures it looks different

r15 Meh, not really

He looks like a cartoon character now.

His “Kid Gorgeous” standup special is peak “sweaty coke whore” Mulaney. He doesn’t even look like the same person now.

Which is not to say he’s sober now.

Bottom two pictures do look different. It’s a good chin implant, but weird to think of him getting one. He doesn’t seem like a super vain guy.

Was re-watching “Baby J.” He definitely has a bit of a weak chin from some angles. I could see him wanting to get a teeny, tiny chin implant.

I’m glad he didn’t get the full Zac Efron.

I think it's the plastics surgery of the year.

I think he’s filled out a bit, as has his face. He still looks good. I might be wrong, but I think the Olivia Munn thing won’t go longer term.

I thought the same, R6.

Olivia looked a little CLENCHED when the camera panned to him during his Emmy acceptance speech.

How does that work, anyway? He’s constantly touring, so he’s just a drop-in dad from time to time?

I enjoyed him on Season 2 of The Bear.

R8 Yes it is PR. He already got his life ruined by Olivia being trapped with her bastard. Now that the damage is already alive, his PR team told him to make the best out of it and pretend to "love being a dad" while in reality, all he does is cheating and doing drugs/alcohol. Olivia could have had a child with a guy who actually wanted to be a father but she chose the addict. Is she a stan of his?

[quote] He already got his life ruined by Olivia being trapped with her bastard.

I'll never understand this antiquated way of thinking.

How 'bout he ruined his life?

We don't know. Foolishly (because I don't know why ANYBODY has a child in this day and age) maybe he had a sudden, sure urge to become a parent?

Seriously, if I were a sexually active, heterosexual male and didn't want to create a pregnancy, I'd make damn sure I took the responsibility myself and got a vasectomy.

That's the only sure way to thwart any would-be female on the make to become pregnant.

Then, you see, I get the last laugh when she's wondering why her period is never late even after I had sex with her with no condom or her using birth control.

Heterosexual males who do not want to create a pregnancy -take matters into your own hands.

Never trust a woman who claims they're on birth control or can't get pregnant if you ejaculate in her when she's not ovulating.

or her NOT using birth control ^

Isn’t he a sex addict too? Olivia probably hired the ugliest nanny possible. He’s an OCD mess.

I thought you bitches said he was gay?

Why is this clown the subject of another DL thread?

Why is this alcoholic, untalented and terribly unfunny non-entity so popular here?

Because he's hot, R31.

And a rumored homosexual.

It's Datalounge catnip.

I think this is a good example of male plastic surgery done right. But he definitely has stronger chin and jawline compared with before.

When's the inevitable drug overdose? I'm long past sick of hearing about this cokehead closet case and his depraved personal life.

He's like a better-dressed Pete Davidson, all human wreckage and relapses. Just fucking DIE already!

He's starting to look like Harry Connick Jr. Except less country and more waxy.

Looks like masseter filler. It even enhanced his chin dimple. Still not hot. Or funny

"Because he's hot, [R31]."

You're a very sad, pitiful person.

John Mulaney was never hot and will never, ever be hot. In anybody's opinion.

He probably thought he could put in a year with the baby mama to make it look good and then amicably "co-parent". But now that she's got cancer, he's stuck with her.

He’s also got a radioactive tan and rakish hairstyle, which, combined with the enhanced chin, is giving out Pierce Brosnan vibes.

^^ and the James Bond tuxedo too.

R27 I agree but parents and society don't teach men that. Men think "abortion is legal, why would she keep a child from a man who isn't interested"? I wish you would have told your reply Mullaney before he met Olive because it was sound. But men also need to hear it! Tragic.

I'd spend a couple of hours with him, overnight if I played my cards right.

He and Bill Hader wrote the Stefon segments on SNL, but he kept the script secret so Hader would crack up. He makes a cameo in this one.

[quote]Olivia probably hired the ugliest nanny possible.

"I want a 65 year old Mexican woman who's four feet seven inches tall, two hundred pounds, with one tooth and two strands of hair. And the bitch is still leaving the house when I leave the house."

I think he’s cute and funny, adores his son, but isn’t really in love with Olivia. Yes, he refers to her as his girlfriend and they hold hands and vacation together, but I just get a Stockholm Syndrome vibe.

[Quote] R44 "I want a 65 year old Mexican woman who's four feet seven inches tall, two hundred pounds, with one tooth and two strands of hair. And the bitch is still leaving the house when I leave the house."

Get to the Price Chopper! Don't worry, she is safe with me.