Why the fuck is Timothee Chalamet dating single mother of two Kylie Jenner

$$$$$$$$$$$$ and publicity

The way they were behaving at the Golden Globes was just embarrassing. They've been seeing each other for around a year, and yet they were behaving like they were newly dating

Showmance. The PDA is all an act. Timmy is gayer than Gaye Gayerson.

There aren't many rumors bout Timmy being gay and there are rumors about his sex exploits as a teen and early 20 yo

Except those rumors about him being a couple with Kid Cudi.

He's trash and he lives for the attention. He's such a fucking talentless whore and narcissist.

They're airheads who like to fuck each other, what's to understand?

His team knew he wasn’t going to win the globe but still wanted all the attention on him. His team likely collaborated with Kylie’s and Selina’s to create this little high school drama. Since moving to LA, he has become a vampire who will do anything for more fame and power. Other than maybe his fake relationships or lady dresses, I don’t know what it is about this mediocre, no talent that has captivated the world?

Great link, OP

He's a Fag and she's a whore,,perfect for each other.

[quote]Since moving to LA, he has become a vampire who will do anything for more fame and power

He's always been like that

Whether real or not, the odds are incredibly stacked against this relationship. I agree the pairing is strange. They’re two vastly different individuals. She can’t even pretend to find him physically attractive. I don’t know how much longer she can keep this going. What are their teams waiting for? The Wonka dvd? Dune 2 release?

OMG this is such a PR relationship. This hoe only likes black dudes. You don’t go from The weekend and Travis Scott to Timothy Chalamet. Women aren’t built like men when it comes to attraction.

Does he have to eat dinner with the hideous Kris Jenner? Gag

Timmy's over 8 inch veiny bent dipping cock probably helps Kylie deal with his white batboy looks.

He hates being the whitest boy on Earth so he immersed himself in black culture.

His PR relationship with the Depp girl was way trashier because she looks and acts like a porn star.

🌟🔥♥️a new PRINCE TIMMY thread! ♥️🔥🌟

He was also pictured having sex with Eiza Gonzales in a swimming pool.

R18 He looks like Alfred from "The Burning" in that picture.

I wonder if he liked her looks and wanted to ask her out before the face transplant…

My condolences to his career.

🚨 RAT FACE ALERT 🚨

Now doing totally unplanned and not staged at all pap walks and covering for his "girlfriend."

❤️❤️WE LOVE HIS LADY DRESSES r8👗👘

Idc, a Kardashian is gauche no matter what.

Idk, I think he really is smitten. Her, perhaps not.

Y'all seem very invested.

“Y’all”….

Kris Jenner already has him doing staged pap walks to promote shitty brands like Supreme

R28 It’s only two fat fug trolls, one on whom is mythically hideous

She's disgusting. I can't wait until he dumps her.

Celebutards are fucking weird.

It doesn’t even make sense as a PR relationship. Frankly, the PR angle makes the least sense of all.

r28 This is a gossip site, y'all.

🤴🏿KING TIMMY (HONORARY BLACK KING FOR FUCKING CHOCOLATE LOVING JENNER)🤴🏿

Faggot!

R8, He has the girlies swooning. Back in the day we used to say he'd be on the cover of "Non-Threatening Boyfriend" magazine.

There is no one, no one at all

Never has been and never will be a lover

Male or female

Who hasn't an eye on

In fact, they rely on

Tricks they can try on their partner

They're hoping their lover will help them or keep them

Support them, promote them

Don't blame them -- you're the same!

At least him and Depp girl could pass as couple

What is Kylie Jenner’s talent?

Goofball r36 has hit upon it!

KJ gives (or solidifies for) TC his long-sought "cred" with Black male entertainers. Being accepted as a Rapper is his dream.

TC offers KJ (and by extension and publicity the entire Kardashian-Jenner Empire) entry to the most respected (and televised) Show-Biz events (e.g., GG Awards), among other prestigious events (e.g., Wimbledon).

So while Timothee becomes an "honorary Black," Kylie becomes an honorary non-whore.

He already was best friend with Kid Cudi and performed with him and socializes with black guys. He doesn't need to lick rapper's jizz from a pussy to become honorary black.

Beards be itchy and shit

Tim wants to be accepted as a rapper? What year is it, 1985?

There was a time when doing gay things on screen was considered risky yet this kid did them and became a heart throb for straight women. Go finger! I mean, figure!

Chalamet is NOT going to age well. He'll be like many child actors whose careers fizzled once youthful looks go. He's 28 now, but many former Disney and child stars were in their 20s before hitting the wall.

Once he obviously can no longer play younger roles (even Dune is a younger role), he's in trouble. He's no Joseph Gordon Levitt.

R47 I disagree. If he's lucky, he will age like his role predecessor in Dune, Kyle McLachlan, and become a hot daddy.

To R41....What is her talent? Being a KARTHRASHWHORIAN!!

R3- He's a sorry sight-

A bottom with a SCRAWNY bottom.

[quote]There aren't many rumors bout Timmy being gay

Does there have to be?

Ain't he sweet? At the Fame school.

R48 McLachlan wasn't skinny nor fey.

r40 That's why his relationship with Kylie is more entertaining. They're so mismatched and cringeworthy, it's hard not to laugh.

Lily Rose Depp is too classy and perfect, the kind of girl Timothee's fans want him to be with.

He looks like he sits down to pee.

Oh the blinding lust!

Lily-Rose is BT, DT, and she's with a girl now.

[quote]Lily-Rose is BT, DT

BT, DT? What does that stand for? I looked this up on urbandictionary. BT - Big Tits (obviously not Lily-Rose). DT - dedicated to. Not very helpful in understanding your comment.

Why? To get free tickets to a Travis Scott show of course.

There have been lots of rumors about him not being exactly straight. If you know where to look.

R29 all y’all

To get to Scott Disick

Kylie has an incentive to date him so that the public will forget about her connection to Travis Scott and the Astroworld disaster which was the worst PR the Kardashians ever got. No idea what the incentive is for Timothee, she makes him seem less serious as an actor so it’s not good PR for him, and I’ve seen too many pap photos of him dry-humping his previous girlfriends to believe it’s a bearding situation.

r60 "If you know where to look. "

I don't know, besides here - where else?

R63 I think it would be great PR for him too because he is not a household name and she is.

R65 he is an A-list actor currently starring in one of the best selling movies of the year. People already know who he is.

If anything, he's doing it for $$$ and publicity but someone needs to tell him that it may do more harm than good to his reputation. If he's doing it to squash the gay rumors, he's doing a really shitty job.

R66: I think what R65 is saying is not everybody knows who he is. There are no more "stars" that everybody knows who they are.

All of his kissing photos seem staged. Amateur!

There are no gay rumours to squash, much as you keep trying to pretend otherwise, r67

If you're a hater but saw Wonka because you were interested in the subject matter, you have nobody to blame but yourself if he gets more work from this.

All his relationships since becoming famous were showmances. Not that it's a crime but maybe he's just asexual. Otherwise, what does he do for sex - celebrity dating apps or VIP escort services?

R69: He’s straight but likely sexually inexperienced.

R68 okay but he doesn’t need every single person in the world to know who he is, he is not trying to sell underwear and lip balm like the Kardashians are. What he needs career-wise is for studios and casting directors to respect him as an actor and put him in Oscar-worthy roles and dating a plastic reality star is not going to help him with that.

The news leaked last April that they were “dating.” I expect a breakup announcement sometime this Spring.

R58, "Been There, Done That" IOW, Timothee has already "dated" her.

BTW, this is the first answer to a Google search for BT, DT:

R76 IOW? Why the hell do you have to speak in these acronyms? I don't know what that means either. Just type in normal English.

[quote]he is not trying to sell underwear and lip balm like the Kardashians are

Give it time, in a recent interview he hinted he's about to launch his own brand of alcohol and make up or jewellery

Timothee is ageless and sexless! At least Armie put in some effort in their love scenes.

R77, just stop.

R80 No.

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes--America's Women Billionaires.

I'm guessing Chalamet is genuinely impressed with her success and 💰. He's a Capricorn.

His fan club (run by a 60 year old woman) is apparently very upset by this.

This dramatic reading of their tweet about the situation at the globes made me laugh.

That was hilarious.

Very odd how the totally organic fan club sounds more like a PR spiel than, y'know, an actual fan

R83 LMAOOOO…the absolute seething in that post.

What is the elephant in the room? Kylie punching down on Selena?

Lighten up, r77.

R58, r77, r81: See Not-Moi at r3, r9, r13, r26.

(Also, there's a thread about how to sound old....🤭)

Pussy hound

Timmy is better as Troye Sivan than trying to portray a straight male.

R73 are you 12 yo old girl? There is no possibility that 28 years old movie star that is considered attractive by young female population could remain sexually inexperienced. Either he has uncommitted affairs and ONS or he is not straight. Because as some other poster noticed all his relationships so far seemed like showmances.

Remember this?

Maybe they really like each other #9.

Sorry I meant R13

[quote] Either he has uncommitted affairs and ONS

I was surprised to find them such a cute couple.

He's fucking French, and we all know the French tend to go off the beaten path when choosing a partner.

Macron & his wife are Exhibit "A"

Many, many more Exhibits are available via Google.

Buck never would have been in a relationship with either one of them!

R96 He’s half Russian and Austrian Jewish, how would you generalize their romantic choices?

Don’t be ridiculous. He’s French. There’s an accent in his name, fool!

Dating Kylie Jenner is only doing bad things for his street cred.

So I conclude he really must like her.

Culturally, he is French, R98.

And I'm not generalizing, as most Europeans aren't the priss pots Americans tend to be, unless copius amounts of drugs and or cash are thrown into the mix.

R107 Culturally, he’s not American?

This is for the best. My reputation has never been worse, so he must like me for me.

R101 he knows nothing about French culture, he has been in France few times visiting granny. He is typical American white liberal from wealthy NY Jewish family.

His fans are insane. They remind me of the Johnny Depp cult who say Amber Heard is too old and ugly now to ever make Depp fall in love with her again, despite the fact she's 23 years younger and Johnny's decomposing.

If he was adamant in projecting a heterosexual image and squashing any gay rumors, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing the outfits that he's worn. On the other hand, his kisses/PDA with women both on and off screen have been cringeworthy to say the least.

The paycheck?

Does he still have the tiny little half ass?

Yes, only the left side

he nude pic of his ass reminds me of a kid I used to work with at Pacsun at the mall. When you touched him on the shoulder or back your fingers went in, there was no muscle. It was like dough.

It's funny to see the fangirls here still trying to pretend he's something he's not ("he's French"!). You would've thought him hooking up with Jenner would've taught them the perils of that.

R104 he grew up living with his family in public housing in NYC so I don’t know where you’re getting that his family was wealthy.

Chez Timothée

So now the fangirls are trying to spin it like Chalamet was growing up in the projects? Check out the list of other tenants at Manhattan Plaza before falling for that shit. But, hey, what poor kid doesn't grow up spending their summers in France?

Speaking of Manhattan Plaza, a reminder that we have had posters here who grew up there too and reported how Chalamet was a bullying prick as a child there, especially picking on a mentally challenged kid.

Idiots trying to pretend he was just a regular kid growing up poor and pretending he didn't have an uncle taking him to industry parties to spread his name (and god knows what else) around.

How many loads shot out of Timmy's big hard teen cock in Manhattan Plaza? Did his mom have to wash them out? In high school, did he pump loads into Lourdes Leon? Did she ever need an abortion? Did Timmy turn her on and turn her out, creating the zombie chick we have today? Where did Timmy get the chlamydia that he was shooting into NYU coeds? When did he first taste the forbidden fruit of big black New York cock?

Exactly R114, he grew up in the privileged white liberal background and he exudes it.

I have seen some interviews and he was your typical woke American youth that would make French roll eyes.

I think he’s a talentless whore and a charisma vacuum but imo the NYU chlamydia story and him terrorizing people in the hallways of Manhattan Plaza are both bullshit.

Has he ever had a real relationship? The only one I think that was remotely genuine was Lourdes.

Gee what a coincidence the inevitable breakup will probably happen after Dune Part Two finally gets released.

One would think if there really was credible evidence Chalamet was gay or even bi someone on DL would have spilled.

Yea, because he had affairs with DL eldergays and their friends R120

I have just watched him on Graham Norton and I am not sure. He could be straight.

Do you suppose he has pubic hair yet?

[quote] Has he ever had a real relationship?

Armie r118

R124. I wonder who topped?

I think he’s straight, has talent and looks fine. He’s close friends with Barry Keoghan who dresses similarly.

Joe Jonas has questionable fashion choices as well.

It is in their pact with eh devil every eight years one of them has to date a white guy.

I hate this fucker with the heat of 1000 suns, but I would welcome a Timmy/Barry flip fuck video.

I used to love him but not anymore. My hate for that'K' family runs much, much stronger. He's not who I thought he was.

R129 it is just PR

At least this “relationship” is making more people realize he’s not that great acting wise and (regardless what you think of him) certainly isn’t the next Leo-type movie star.

I don’t even hate the guy, but his stans were so loud and annoying for so long and had such a chip on their shoulder, that it’s pretty amusing to see all the competition Timothee has in Hollywood now.

I don't hate him for dating a Trashian. I love watching him hang himself. I don't like him simply because for somebody quite mediocre talent wise he's been pushed non stop for five years and for the life of me I don't get the people who say he's charming. I can't figure out why Hollywood is so heavily invested in his success and so adamant that everybody like him. My guess is because he's a "leading man" with feminine energy or some other woke reason.

R133. I think the term is something like “popular among teen and pre-teen girls because he’s seen as a non-threatening pretend boyfriend” = gay.

If he wants longevity, he’ll have to hone his craft. Now something tells me he won’t accept anything less than leading man parts. However, his looks are very specific and unique and he cannot ride solely on his twink appeal forever.

Apart from instagrift shoots, would she even spend any time with her kids? Aren't they just another generation for PMK to exploit?

R92 you stupid fucking cunt.

R50: I wonder if he's ever gonna show his ass in a movie again. I thought he would bare it all in that cannibal flop movie but I guess he was too chicken shit.

Their lovey kissey behavior at the Golden Gloves was the most performative shit I've ever seen. She was ok on her part but he was up his own ass and did way too much. This is PR.

R138 and R139, he doesn’t have an ass.

Had no idea he wasn't born & raised in France.

I was wrong, obviously.

Shallow and not talented.

Duh, because she is easy.

R114 It’s still public housing, isn’t it? It doesn’t seem posh.

I saw a headline today, something about Chalamet's ties to the black culture. So I do think he is trying to up his black cred.

Jacob Elordi who is better looking and a better actor is taking his spot

R145 is BBC part of black culture, I don’t mean TV

Kylie is the only beard Timothee could get at the present time.

[quote]I saw a headline today, something about Chalamet's ties to the black culture. So I do think he is trying to up his black cred.

Your an idiot.

But you can prove that you aren't if you provide a link to the article containing this "headline."

I am not R145, but you could move your lazy ass and google it yourself

Why would they look for something they don't believe exists?

Does he appear on the Klan's trashy TV show?

“Timmy Tim” remains a key part of Chalamet’s lore—and his public image. His appeal as a celebrity is a high-wire act, balancing his boyish charm with his high ceiling as a thespian and his hypebeast enthusiasm for Black culture. Much of Chalamet’s early press and charm was framed around his casual proximity to urban cool—he would speak about living in the Bronx, rap Cardi B lyrics, openly acknowledge his former rap “alter ego” on late-night shows, and make references to a much-memed “Statistics” rap of his that, by my estimation, seemed to be made exclusively to bring Lin-Manuel Miranda to tears. His ability to traverse in and out of a “swag” aesthetic at will was endlessly exciting to a buttoned-up press corps easily titillated by the slightest aberration. There was a near-breathy fascination with the fact that the first album he ever bought was 50 Cent’s Get Rich or Die Tryin’ at age 7 or 8. (His sister persuaded their mom to let him buy the explicit version from Tower Records.) Which Ye lyric would he be caught rapping along to next during a film promo run? Which A-list rapper collective would he manage to get invited to dinner with and enthusiastically report on for the late-night circuit? It was befuddling and thrilling to interviewers and hosts that Chalamet not only engaged in the space of “Black cool” but sought to be included. What might have just been a fun fact—and, indeed, it seems as if he’s genuinely just having fun, whether he’s talking about his hip-hop dancing skills or caught kicking back at a now-viral cookout—became an inextricable part of the Timothée Chalamet package, a dichotomy that fans and magazines alike could reach for when championing the actor as unique and different, a rare diamond in the rough.

“Timmy Tim,” the actor’s rap alter ego, as famously documented 11 years ago on the stage of the prestigious Fiorello H. LaGuardia High School of Music and Art and Performing Arts in New York. Before he was nabbing Academy Award nominations and hanging out with the likes of Luca Guadagnino, Noah Baumbach, and Greta Gerwig, Chalamet was emulating Nicki Minaj—a fellow LaGuardia alum—and other rappers, busting out his own choreography, and throwing himself into not just consuming but actively participating in Black culture. (“What’s wrong with that kid, does he think that he’s Black?” he quips in a particularly rowdy high school performance.)

There Would Be No Timothée Chalamet Without His Relationship With Black Culture

that is the headline that I saw. It links to the Slate story which I posted some of above

r145 again, link to the headline that I saw on my Facebook feed

Poor Timothee, how is he coping with latest developments.

He is such a fashionable young New Yorker from well connected family, you just see that he would kill to be the first in line at Pro Palestine rallies, but alas he has career in Hollywood.

Real talk. The last interview I saw of him, he is so pretty like a girl but like not gay acting I would fuck the shit outta him. He would call me his black master.

[quote] The last interview I saw of him, he is so pretty like a girl but like not gay acting

Link please.

He looks like a Victorian ghost child.

He looks less girly than he used to.

I thought he was pretty good in, "The King", but then I saw it in French, so kudos to the French dubbing team.

R154, "...nabbing an Academy Award nomination...."

FIFY.

[quote]He is such a fashionable young New Yorker from well connected family, you just see that he would kill to be the first in line at Pro Palestine rallies, but alas he has career in Hollywood.

He's half Jewish, I believe.

Chalamet's looks are unique, too particular to sustain, over aging, a long-term leading man appeal.

He's lucky, and hopefully, self-aware enough to know that, right now, his career has to burn like a comet, because the very same thing that sets him apart in this moment- his looks- are the same thing that will be a detriment as he ages.

I loved The White Lotus but rolled my eyes at the Timothee name drop in one of the episodes. Hollywood has really put him on a pedestal for too long.

[quote] Your an idiot.

Uh-huh.

These upper middle class white boys emulating black gangsta culture are really cringe worthy and silly. I see it is trendy, but it makes them look silly.

It suits a white guy raised in trailer park, working class Eminem. Of course Eminem is talented and in my opinion better than all other rappers, but he also has this edge, anger, he looks real.

When is the contract up?

R165: He's never going to cut his hair. He damn well knows that thing on his head is the sole reason he gets jobs and business deals.

R168 obviously smokes crack and has terrible taste in rappers.

He likes sex but not committed relationships.

He’s a closeted fuckboi.

Okay, fine R145.

I apologize.

Did he meet her kids?

Timothee is good in the right role. I thought he made a great Laurie in LITTLE WOMEN. But, his range is limited.

Why is he a thing?

Casting couch.

R177: Nepo baby but I’m sure he gladly offered up his hole for a producer or two.

He wants access to her cosmetic surgeon? She was pretty damn ugly.

Supporting my irrational hatred of Timmy Tay, I embrace rapper DR DURAG's opinion of this waif:

“…and while i’m at it, fuck timothée chalamet you toothpick built, shovel shaped, bicycle seat face ass bitch. what an evil, frail man.”

He doesn’t have to fly commercial while he’s with her. That’s really the only advantage for him that I can think of.

Because she pays the tab for everything.

He's trash and always has been. He's also a publicity whore.

I wonder if he will knock her up before or after the the wedding?

R184. At her age?

Now he has a reason to hang with Bruce....sorry Kaitlin.... and get advice about his future path.

Oops, they/their.

These lovebirds are in for a rough patch. They are two very different people with two very different career paths. Hopefully she's not dating him just to get a part in a movie. Eiza Gonzalez fucked him in a pool to get a part in the Bob Dylan film and obviously her efforts weren't successful.

R188. That photo set was so staged, it was laughable.

If that was fucking, I’m king…of Oklahoma.

His little needle dick doesn't even touch the walls of her blown out wizard's sleeve.

r189 You actually think he'd agree to a staged photoshoot where he's caught with a boner and looking ridiculous? Grow up. I bet you're a Charmie.

Not 189, but what has it to do with crazy Charmies.

You really don't have to believe he is in romantic relationship with straight sadistic womanizer Armie to notice him in all these staged PDAs with various women

And yet you can't offer an explanation about why he'd agree to be photographed with a boner, or looking like he's trying to eat LRD's face, etc. Or explain why he'd fake a relationship with Jenner given the damage it's done to his image.

Can one predict damage, r193?

No damage done, many people have heard of him now that have no idea who he was. Many people, particularly older don't know him, but everyone knows Kardashians

r194 Yes, of course they can. Jenner goes against everything his team have tried so hard to present him as. r195 No damage except his name now being a joke, his image being shattered and his fangirls turning against him, nope, no damage at all.

His fangirls ain't shit R196. They never bothered to pay to see him at the theater, so he was in line of flops. They mostly come from CMBYN fandom and perhaps some are Little women fans.

I believe that he doesn't need that image of frail sophisticated intellectual, particularly not the one caressed by big buff jock that comes from CMBYN.

In order to survive in Hollywood as leading man he must have the a name that will attract the audience to see his films. And somehow he didn't manage to become the household name, not even with Dune. People will just say, oh the kid that was in The Dune. It is not just him, you don't have young megastars like Johnny Depp and Leo anymore.

If I was his agent I would try to introduce him to wider audience and they do, Wonka which will attract families with children, Dune, which can introduce him to wider male audience, Bob Dylan biopic for older audience too.

And who is more widely known worldwide than Kardashians? Every time he is photographed with Jenner his photos go around the world. Plus I guess that dating a Kardashian/Jenner could give him more masculine allure, though many people think they are funny couple.

Well then, r196, Timothee isn't too bright.

Some of you are really clinging to this “all press is good press” thing. Since when did dating a Kardashian help anyone’s career? Make them get a lot more tabloid-type coverage, yes. Help their career, no.

r197 You actually think people will see him on some tabloid next to Jenner and think "oh, I must go see his film"? I also note you failed to present any argument for why he'd agree to the LRD boat pics, or the Eiza pics, etc.

Now the cunt is posing with Florence Pugh at Paris Fashion Week to diffuse the whole Selena drama. Article after article about her “sizzling” romance with actor Timothee Chalamet. This has pimp mama Kriss’ fingerprints all over it. The lengths she’s going to have her daughter accepted among the Hollywood elite or worse become an actress is desperate and pathetic.

Quite pathetic of Pugh to go along with it

Money talks, r201. Kardashian/Jenner money shouts.

No, Kris isn't angling for her offspring to become mere actors. You must not be aware of their empire.

[quote]Since when did dating a Kardashian help anyone’s career?

Quite the opposite, they're bad luck to the men who cross their path.

The Golden Globes convinced me this was PR. They were in the front row of some type of balcony table and he was putting on a show. It went past performative with the moony face and the dreamy eyes. She's not the actor he is but it was all pitched at the cameras.

That’s skinny-assed slut!

You know he’s nailing every pussy within a mile of his locale.

Can you imagine his oral skills? The girls must be lining up around the block.

Miss Mendes loves her oral skills-Faggots

R165 This comment cured cancer.

There was recently a blind about them secretly getting engaged. Please do it! Let the Trashians destroy this overrated fuck.

r205 It can be both true that they are in a relationship and that they played it up at the Globes. Aside from the faulty idea that 'all press is good press', no-one has presented a decent argument that explains why he'd agree to a fake relationship with her. And if it is fake, why it had that year-long process where he seemed embarrassed to be linked to her.

It is weird and upsetting to me that this is what is now considered sexy and desirable in a woman. Lip, breast and butt implants. A shit ton of makeup. Two kids under 25. The bar has really lowered or just changed for Gen Z and Millenials. I have never felt implants under skin but do they even feel good?? I can’t imagine kissing fake lips.

[quote] It is weird and upsetting to me that this is what is now considered sexy and desirable in a woman. Lip, breast and butt implants. A shit ton of makeup.

Just waking up from a long sleep?