Susan Sarandon and Jessica Lange spotted in New York City this afternoon

Why does her wheelchair only have one foot rest? Is she poor?

That really is the most important question here R1

Susan is such a cunt. Even more of a cunt than my friend Julie.

[quote]Why does her wheelchair only have one foot rest?

It's the only way to keep that old whore's legs together.

^Hi Meryl!

How does Susan find the time, what with retweeting Neo Nazis all day.

They both look a little rough around the edges. After a certain age a sweater bulging out from the bottoms of a jacket or uncombed hair or baggy pants stop seeming quirky or bohemian and start seeming like your eyesight is failing or you’ve stopped buying new clothes.

Jessica should have worn a hat and should stick with boots while she’s in the wheelchair. But kudos to her for being out and about in it and not locking herself up to hide her hip replacement or bunion surgery. Sarandon looks like a PITA.

Who is the young woman pushing Jessica?

Sue's look is SHABBY. The embroidered motorcycle jacket an abomination.

Music Box 2: Jessica Lange plays a lawyer who defends her best friend in court after she's accused of being a Nazi. Susan plays the best friend, .

But you are, Jessica, you are.

Jessica Lange: Sad Last Days?

[quote] Who is the young woman pushing Jessica?

That’s the bitch stealing my moves!

Selena Gomez pushing Jessica?

Though senile, Jessica Lange can still do the Star Trek thing with her fingers.

Sarandon is currently agentless, poor thing.

The star of tomorrow from Annie is pushing the wheelchair.

[quote]Though senile, Jessica Lange can still do the Star Trek thing with her fingers.

She's about to appear as T'Pau in Ryan Murphy's new magnum opus, FEUD: SPOCK VS. THE VULCAN PRIESTESSES.

Fucking cunt.

r8 It's Lily Gladstone on Ozempic. Pushing her way onto the former A-list.

[quote] Sarandon is currently agentless, poor thing.

That’s why she’s a home help aid.

As a kid I saw the King Kong remake with my dad the day it opened. We waited on line outside the theater for quite awhile. I was disappointed that Kong never straddled the Twin Towers like he did in the poster.

To see Lange in a wheelchair makes me quite sad.

[quote] She's about to appear as T'Pau in Ryan Murphy's new magnum opus, FEUD: SPOCK VS. THE VULCAN PRIESTESSES.

Ryan Murphy: “Ok Jessica? Darling? What I need from this take is heart and soul. Just a little bit of heart and soul, and don’t you make me beg for more!”

Jessica: “Well at least it’s not fucking “Life on Mars” again, Fairy!”

I love carnival-circus fetishism on screen and Freakshow was great! Loved all the performances.

Discussing a reboot of "These Old Broads" no doubt 😏

I will be glad when it becomes socially acceptable to be pushed down the streets of New York in a wheelchair.

She’s recovering from a leg issue.

(Susan is recovering from the end of her career.)

Susan wouldn’t be able to do all these awful things to Jessica if she weren’t in that chair!

Alternate headline: Joan Crawford wheeled around NYC by Mamacita and Carol Ann.

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane Method preparation.

Lange was fucking Dallas Roberts during rehearsals for "The Glass Menagerie" then had him fired when the affair went south, and had him replaced with Christian Slater.

The chick pushing Jessica looks like she's auditioning for a part, showing off her BRIGHT, shiny new veneers.

Susie looks like an old bull dyke.

Wow, they're doing the Baby Jane thing for real.

Jessica is 74 and Slater is 54. Aren’t they both about 25 years too old for their roles in The Glass Menagerie?

R35, the production was in 2005.

R36 Thank God!

R8, that young woman was seen out and about with Jessica and Susan last year. Maybe she's Jessica's assistant.

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Those bell bottoms on Suzie have GOT TO GO!

Sue looks like Susie the dyke manager on MAISEL.

Susan and Jessica are giving off Meredith Baxter-Birney vibes in this poto.

Late in life lesbians they might be.

Sue is QUEEEEEEER! How very dare you assume otherwise!

Susan Sarandon seems to be a case of arrested development. The way she dresses, her shrill and strident politics, everything.

Sarandon has been shit since just after "Atlantic City."

At least Sue's jacket covers up her ginormous saggy tits!

It looks like Jessica has 2 or 3 fingers too many in that photo. Are we sure this isn't A.I.?

Jessica looks flat out crazy and senile. Is this part of her major comeback that the Lange Loon keeps talking about?

I'm amazed that Sarandon doesn't shrink from being seen in public. I wonder if people ever confront her for her insane political views?

Susan wandering the streets looking for an agent, dragging Jessica around as clout.

I love Susan Sarandon and knowing DL doesn’t, makes me love even her more.

[quote]Sarandon has been shit since just after "Atlantic City."

Seven years later, she started a pretty great run: from "Bull Durham" (1988) through "Joe Gould's Secret" (2000).

Selma Blair was photographed in public walking with a cane before her announcement about her MS diagnosis. Maybe, Lange will make an announcement soon.

The wheelchair is so Jessica can maintain her 2-3 bottles of lunchtime gin without fear of falling down again.

Jessica Lange and Dallas Roberts? Weird coupling.

Has Jessica been ill?

[quote]I'm amazed that Sarandon doesn't shrink from being seen in public. I wonder if people ever confront her for her insane political views?

Being in NY, I'm assuming somebody has called her at Jew hating cunt to her face.

[quote] I love Susan Sarandon and knowing DL doesn’t, makes me love even her more.

You could spare some of that unwarranted love for grammar and punctuation.

Sue Sarandon is the type of self-identified "edgy leftist" who was absolutely ZERO awareness that people on the left find much of her facile politics risible.

She's what they used to call a limousine liberal.

More like limousine Communist, or better yet 'radical chic.' It's always so much fun to root for the revolution when it doesn't affect you in any way. Susan's politics are way beyond normal liberals.

Will Sue enjoy the Revolution if Trump gets back in and starts up the concentration camps? I guess she'll just move to the south of France.

Life on the D-list

She broke her knee. She was knocked over by two dogs in the dog run last month. She's fine.

[quote]To see Lange in a wheelchair makes me quite sad.

Why ? It's not like she's on life support. She's in a wheelchair. She could have twisted her ankle, broken a toe, sprained a knee - there's a million reasons why people need to stay off their feet for a while.

Some of you people are too dramatic.

That 2005 production of Glass Menagerie was total shit. The shower curtains to divide the rooms was fucking annoying and cheap. But the director was David Leveaux, who's always ruined every play he's revived, so no one expected much anyway.

Agreed, R66.

[quote] But the director was David Leveaux, who's always ruined every play he's revived, so no one expected much anyway.

Sam Gold is the shittiest director in theatre. Talk about ruining every play he touches--his Sally Field "Glass Menagarie" revival was even worse than the Lange production. And his "King Lear" production? Total shit.

They look like old fentanyl-fucked street hookers heading to a cot in Hunts Point.

She's not only in a wheelchair. She's in a beat-up wreck of a wheelchair that looks like an old stage prop.

And nobody bothered to brush her hair.

This was Dallas Roberts then, R55. He probably fucked her really well. Now he's fat.

I ❤️Jessica's ribbed, cashmere pajamas.

I have a set, myself, sans wheels!

Dallas Roberts now.

He looks even worse here. That's booze.

[quote] Who is the young woman pushing Jessica?

Beanie Feldstein finally found a new job.

How bad is Jessica's dementia? Or just her spite?

She looks like she's publicly imitating a "retard" saying, "I'mmm SPESHUL!"

She's actually a bigger cunt than Sarandon.

Definitely need to call in Gaga STAT: Jessica is fading fast.

Jess and Susie were out and about in NYC again.