Little dongs

I met a handsome bear of a man who had just moved to the neighborhood. Built like a soccer player, which I love. The chemistry was strong. But while I was talking to him, the bartender, a friend of mine, kept running his pinky finger over my hand. I thought he was cockblocking me; later I found out that he was trying to warn me. We get to my apartment, strip naked and fall in the bed. My hands are reaching for his rod…nothing. Like a #2 pencil. I told him I just felt like cuddling. He gave incredible head, though. When I came back to the bar a few days later, my bartender friend asked me what happened. I told him and he said, “ You DOPE, I was trying to tell you that he had a little dick! I went home with him about a month ago!”.

It happens. I don’t hate the guy, but it was just soooo disappointing.

I’ve never been with micro peen, but I knew a woman who told me she fooled around with the brother of her best friend. They were both 18-19. She had a certain expectation of what it would be like when she finally saw his dick, but she was shocked to see it was around 1.5” long when fully erect!

Believing it was an inoffensive object, she let him put it inside of her but she said it didn’t feel very satisfying. He rapidly came and his body siezed up with the intensity of the orgasm, but the dick was so small, it came right out!

She was shocked when she got pregnant from this single encounter. She told me she believed that she would be safe somehow because it was so tiny and fell out as soon as he orgasmed. She had an abortion. (This was the main reason she told me the story — she was a born again Christian and she was illustrating her bad former life before being born again.)

I was with a micropeen once, obviously total bottom. His partner watched as I fucked him. What can I say, it wasn't horrible but I need a big dick.

No thanks.

My experience is I wouldn’t do a nude scene.

Depending on Owner, sometime the petit penes is Best.

I'd do Peter Sarsgaard in the OP. I've always found him cute and I'm sure he's a grower.

I honestly don't mind if it's a bit smaller than average on an attractive man, but not interested in skinny or micro-peen. Short and thick is ok.

r1 That's funny. Was his pinky meant to signal the presence of a small cock?

6-7” up my ass or down my throat is just fine, thank you. A big penis is nice to look at, and okay to jerk off, but that’s about it.

Yes r9… he attempted to signal me. And I was so horny that I ignored the signal…

Have a FWB with about a four incher (and maybe four inches thick). Gorgeous guy. Perfect body. Gets turned down a lot because of size. It's a fun challenge to successfully bottom for him.

OP, I found Peter Sarsgaard in the film Kinsey (2004) to be at the peak of his attractiveness. Yes, his flaccid penis seems on the small side in that scene, but like most men, you do not know the size until he is erect. A large penis can be a bonus, but that's never what I'm attracted to.

I experienced this once with an after bar trick in the late 90's. He was a very handsome guy with a rocking body. I was a little drunk, so that amplified my dismay/shock when he presented his dong. It was like one of those mini pencils you use to keep score in a bowling alley or at mini golf. I informed him that it wasn't going to happen. The mattress on the floor and the cat watching in the corner were also deal killers. I sobered up by the time I walked out the front door.

Peter S clearly has a grower. Erect, probably as big as some showers that don't grow at all.

I’m an exclusive top, so it doesn’t matter to me.

And they’re always so grateful…

Been with a few guys where the package looked fantastic and the unwrapping was......so disappointing.

One was a Polish bodybuilder with an amazing body but maybe three inches rock hard. Still had fun with the muscle play and worship, though.

The other was a big Brett Favre type and like Brett, the big oafish alpha energy he was giving off didn't match the micropeen situation.

PS I don't need a double digit hole stretcher. I'm happy with an average dick, a nice fiver does just fine.

But there can be such a thing as too small.

R9 you are really swift

I dated a guy for awhile that was about 6'3"/6'4". Probably over 200 lbs. Built like - as they say - a line backer.

He had about an inch - seriously - hard.

I didn't date him for long but I can't say it was due to the size of his cock, though I suspect it might have become an issue. We never even mentioned it - I find that either very odd or very kind. I was a total top in those days so it was more a visual thing than anything else. He was a fun fuck, I can say that.

I'm now pretty much a total bottom, or at least versatile, so it would be more of an issue now.

I spent a night at the bar flirting with this cute Hispanic guy. He was a bit of a twink and just oozed confidence and charisma. At the end of the night, he suggested we go to his place, and I couldn't say no. We get there, start making out, and he gets naked. It was like a large tootsie roll, 3 inches, skinny , and bumpy. I tried but just couldn't, so I let him know that I was sobering up and just wanted to sleep. Suddenly, I was racist and didn't like Hispanic guys because, according to him, that's the average size for them.

The best part is that I joined a club of dudes who had hooked up with him and gotten the same accusation. One of those guys, who had the same build as the tiny dick dude and was also Hispanic, had a 9" cock and became a FWB after we shared our story with each other.

I met a guy who was 6’6 and built like a brick shithouse. I thought I was going to be ravished within an inch of my life, but he had a micropenis. I pretended to be really drunk and fell asleep. I met him a few years later. He had become involved with the fetish scene, and never had an empty dance card.

After a night out I hooked up with a guy that could have been a runway model. I generally don't go for longer hair but he had shoulder length straight locks that I was digging. Same as the stories above...we started making out and the pants came off. I was honestly beating him off with the tip of my index finger and thumb and each stroke he went "ouch, ouch, ouch" because I was pulling on his public hair (the pubes were longer than his dick). It was so awkward and shocking. I tried my best to get through it but had to bow out. He didn't offer up his ass either, but I was fine with pulling the plug. God can be so cruel to some men.

I don't care for them. Not one little bit.

I reject em

Small cocks rock.

I get really really pissed off if I see one on a man.

I'm happy you feel good about your shenis, Marge at R26.

My best friend told me he's had short and thick. It's ok

Peter S. has a phat bubble ass, which makes up for what he lacks in cock (I’m in the camp who doubts that he grows to anything above five inches). Oddly, he was in that scene at OP/R13 with the massively endowed Liam Neeson.

DW Moffett is also in the microscopic-flaccid-penis-with-a-thick-bubble-butt-category. He showed it all in STEALING BEAUTY, and this page is dedicated to his…shortcomings (and his phat ass).

DW……

OP you're not alone

My first two times were with pretty big guys and I really enjoyed it without any pain. My third guy was not micro, but not big (maybe 4.5 or 5.) and it actually hurt when ge tried to put it in. Maybe he didn't know what he was doing (he was straight).

I was 8 years old once too ya know.

[quote](he was straight).

Couldn’t have been too straight, putting his dick in another man’s ass.

It was college, where one tries new things (like fucking another guy).

R31 I still remember that scene of DW Moffett from Joe's wedding. He looks great to me.

The average American erect penis is 5.1 inches.

^^5.1 Inches = 12.954 centimeters

I fooled around with a guy in foster care who had a micro peen. I hope he turned out okay, as I know first-hand how being in care can mess with your self worth.

[quote]He looks great to me.

Oh, he undoubtedly looks great. He was particularly ravishing in Stealing Beauty.

It happened once. And it was REALLY small. About an inch, erect. Confidence in spades, as someone upthread posted. I guess they have to compensate somehow. It was like blowing a pepperoncini pepper.

I bolted while he was in the bathroom. Not my finest hour.

I do feel badly for the ones with true micros. It must be extremely damaging to their psyche.

I met a guy at a bar who was absolutely gorgeous: tall, blond, muscular but thin. Looked exactly like Ron Eldard in Bakersfield, P.D. (can't think of anyone else to compare him to)

Went home with him and he pulled out a rock hard 3 inch cock. Not even thick. I couldn't believe my eyes. What a disappointment. He was a bottom. What else?

I am always suspicious of people claiming to have had encounters with micropenises, which are extremely rare. If it didn't look like this when the dude was erect, then it was just a with a smaller-than-average dick.

[quote]I'd do Peter Sarsgaard in the OP. I've always found him cute and I'm sure he's a grower.

Well, bless your heart, R7!

In Showtime’s uncomfortably quirky new show, The Curse, Whitney’s (Emma Stone’s) husband (Nathan Fielder) and father (Corbin Brenden) both have micropeens. Corbin Bernsen’s character kind of shows it off and tries to bond with his son-in-law about it.

I've encountered three true micros in my lifetime. One was a young Asian guy I met at a bar/sex club and we were fooling around in the back room. I reached into his pants and he was definitely micro. I think he wound up getting himself off.

Next guy was a very young 19/20 Latino guy who I brought back to my dorm room, got him naked and really had no idea what to do with it. I tried to distract him from doing anything more than just making out and touching because he was super cute and very sweet.

Third guy was someone I met in an East Village bar when I was in grad school. I was super drunk, as was he, and we made out very sloppily at the bar (the first and only time I've done that- I normally hate it) and I brought him back to my apartment. Got him down to his underwear and he was possibly smaller even than the other two guys. More awkward fumbling. He wound up spending the night and was somewhat cold the next morning, but left me his number. One of the things we had talked about was the dregs of my previously large record collection. I'd been selling it off in pieces to make room and he'd expressed interest in possibly buying the rest. So I called him a week later to see if he was still interested. He said yes, came over with a friend to help him cart off the records and acted like I had gone to his house and spray painted "micropeen" on his garage door. I never mentioned it during our encounter, I did my best to not make him feel bad about it, I didn't kick him out, but I guess he felt rejected.

Has anyone encountered a chode... or choad? It's a short penis that is wider than it is long. I am picturing a button mushroom.

R49 don’t remind me

I met a guy with a micropenis at an adult bookstore. I was in the backroom where the video booths were located. This followed me into one of the video booths. I reached into his pants to discover a tiny little pee-pee. I made the most of it. After the initial surprise, I figured we were both there to get off and shoot. So we had sex sex stroking and sucking. He was very affectionate and accommodating, so what the hell. We both got off and parted ways. I'm not a size queen at all, but man was his penis tiny, maybe just about an inch. But I didn't want to reject him. I'm not into making other feel bad about a micro dick.

They now cut the penis suspensory ligament and inject fat/fillers (NSFW) to increase length and girth.

Get old.

Then, if he's still got a banging body and a tiny dick, give him a strap on.

That'll get you where you need to get to.

And then you can be back on here 15 minutes later bitching about that lady writing a check at the grocery store.

[quote] and acted like I had gone to his house and spray painted "micropeen" on his garage door.

You must have very recognizable handwriting!

It's the resting bitchface I dot my "I"s with, R54.

R54.

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