Jeremy Allen White wants you to lust after him in his Calvins.

Great body, but that face reminds me of Gene Wilder.

I approve of this message.

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I get targeted ads on websites that infer White is indeed WIlder's grandson, R1. *clears cookies*

Didn't CK start off in the 80s SHOWING at least slight VPL?

He's not, R4. But he is a slut.

Joe Joes the dog face.

But his body is amazing.

Quite a meaty tuck!

Who?

Butterface

Oh, he could just put on a blindfold!

🧈😳

A paper bag over his head is necessary.

That little midget needs to put some pants on, sit in a corner, and call Ebon Moss-Bachrach to come represent The Bear in a cheesy Calvin Klein ad.

I think he's sexy as hell. I thought he was sexy in Shameless.

He's not conventionally handsome, which I like. Those sleepy eyes of his are very seductive.

I mean good for him for getting his breakthrough after all these years, but seriously between him and Barry Keoghan I only have room for one short, slightly tard-faced muscle boy who will go to the opening of an envelope.

YES, CHEF

He's career is going great so why the need for this?

R18 It's called striking while the iron's hot.

If you had the opportunity to make a cool million for posing in your underwear, you'd turn it down?

It's always the slightly strange-looking guys who suddenly get a lot of attention who end up becoming complete whores (Chalamet, Keoghan, etc)

Austin Butler doesn't do this.

Also, it’s good distracting PR to attract female fans and make them forget about the fact that he dumped his wife/babymother the minute he became successful

A face only a mother could love, but a hell of a compact body.

R20 Austin Butler couldn't fill a pair of Calvins.

Ugly hot.

I'd hit it.

[quote]He's not conventionally handsome,

That's putting it mildly.

That mug could stop the Mecca Clock Tower dead in its tracks.

Fun fact, he wanted to play the gay brother on Shameless. But he’s a sexy guy with a not so great face. He just is. I think it’s the masculinity without it seeming forced which I am very much attracted to.

[quote] He's career is going great so why the need for this?

He’s going through a divorce.

R21 It’s because guys like Austin. He’s been in the biz for a good minute now and is very good looking so he is used to getting pussy left and right. When you’re ugly or awkward as a D list actor who may or may not always be working, you don’t have bitches throwing themselves at you like that. Not yet.

[quote] "I get targeted ads on websites that infer"

An inanimate object? Oh, dear.

I’d like every square inch of him.

Shit. Lick. Lick!

What are you on about R23. Austin was pictured with a hard on in his swimwear when Vanessa Hudgeons was lying all over him. Boy was hung.

I want a Calvin Klein ad that emphasizes how an ass looks in the product.

He's no Shawn Mendes, that's for damn sure.

I think he's quite handsome and damn, I'm so grateful he's ready and willing to whore himself out

[quote] I get targeted ads on websites that infer

R4 YOU infer. The websites imply or suggest.

He needs to send a pair of cummy and shitty ones to my address tout de suite.

I find him sexy as hell

From the looks of things there isn't much to see "in" his Calvins.

Well.. thank you I will.

Austin Butler isn't conventionally handsome.

[quote] Austin was pictured with a hard on in his swimwear when Vanessa Hudgeons was lying all over him. Boy was hung.

That statement requires a citation.

His body doesn't cancel out that face.

Mmm tasty. Thanks

Photos:

Does the campaign make me want to buy Calvin Klein underwear?

Love the face, sorry not sorry.

R42 yes he is. And he has black lips lol.

He's like 5'6". It's easier to get that body. He looks great, love The Bear. And that my friends is a sock.

I always found him hot in Shameless and, if anything, he looks better . Love his face as well.

That said, much as I enjoyed those photos, they seem an odd choice for this point in his career.

R51 His career is hot right now.

The probably offered him a boatload of cash to do this.

Get it while you can.

I don't find his face off putting at all. He looks rather exotic IMO. And his body is stellar. But his lack of moundage does sadden me.

Never heard of him, but great body

He looks like he should have skidmarks in those underpants

The way his eyes bulge I wonder if he's ever been checked for Grave's disease or hypothyroidism.

I just figured out who he reminds me of. William Fichtner.

He is a tiny little thing.

Yeah, don't say he's not hot... he's hot.

Isn't this the guy who has to be tested for alcohol before, during, and after visitation with his kids?

R58 If alcohol gives you that kind of body, pour me a glass!

Damaged fuckboi realness.

Allllllll night long.

R59 😂 right.

Gorgeous body, great hair, beautiful eyes, sexy voice. I don’t care about height, and I always found Gene Wilder kind of cute. The Calvin Klein ads are hot as hell.

The face is not bad, actually. It's not conventionally handsome, but it's certainly not Barry Keoghan territory, either. That guy is disturbingly hideous, and it totally negates his rather decent body. JAW just looks like hot Jersey trash.

I think he's quite hot in a "chain-smoking slutty Frenchman" sort of way (and yes, I know he's not French)

Yeah, I like his face. He’s not “beautiful” but he’s interesting looking, with gorgeous bedroom eyes.

Goal accomplished!

I'll take the original thanks.

I saw a large poster of this today on East Houston Street in downtown Manhattan and thought it was Jeremy Allen White. I was right.

R50, you may or may not be right about the advantage shorter men have in getting fit or building muscle. But I’m certain the majority of men - his height or not - do not look like that.

[quote] I wonder if he's ever been checked for Grave's disease or hypothyroidism.

He wouldn’t have that body with hypothyroidism; maybe HYPERthtroidism.

Hypothyroidism makes you fat and depressed. Believe me, I know.

He's an ugly butterface!!!

[quote] I saw a large poster of this today on East Houston Street in downtown Manhattan and thought it was Jeremy Allen White. I was right.

Sherlock Holmes has nothing on you!

He’s the new Stanley Kowolski, a sexual brute, a man’s man archetype. Yeah everyone want to fuck him. Hope we see VPL or dong soon.

[quote] Jeremy Allen White wants you to lust after him in his Calvins.

Mission accomplished.

Marky Mark was far from the original Calvin Klein underwear poster boy.

I don't understand the criticism of his face. I think he's quite handsome, apart from his rocking body.

His face looks like it was smashed in with a shovel. He is the male equivalent to Camilla Parker Bowles.

No, R77. Just... No.

Evidence you are wrong:

Not even with a paper bag.

Not if I know what’s underneath.

Thats a face I need to forget before moving forward in any shape or form.

Crushed, r79. Absolutely crushed.

I HOPE Joe Jonas does one of these.

Too many names! But I could've turned him in my day.

he thinks he looks "okay"

Hot as hell. But I liked him even better less chiseled.

I hear you, r64

R73 We've seen dong already, and it's not that impressive.

It's perfectly fine, normal, serviceable. It doesn't have to be "impressive".

R86 It looks uncut. Either that, or really fleshy.

I don't get why entertainers, public officials, or other public persons think it is safe to record sexual content , when it can be hacked, or released by your partner.

Even though he looks Penny Marshall, he could totally stick it in me. He's "ugly hot" sort of like Adam Driver.

[quote]I don't get why entertainers, public officials, or other public persons think it is safe to record sexual content , when it can be hacked, or released by your partner.

The younguns (IMHO) seem to be especially careless about sexual content on the internet.

I've noticed that with my nieces regarding general privacy - they have none, and they don't give a crap that they don't.

R91 I agree, but then when it goes public and viral, they freak out just like anybody else.

Hot sexy guy. I’d hit that in a heartbeat.

r86, the link doesn't work

I'm confused. Despite his name, I assumed he was Jewish.

R94 Works for me.

Beautiful, tight little body. Gorgeous eyes, intense face. Looks like a nice package, too.

The way he throws himself on that bench is like a declaration "I'm in heat and don't care who knows."

I love little muscle men.

He has those insane muscles cause he got ginger Neanderthal genes.

HIS LAST NAME IS WHITE! THAT IS LITERAL VIOLENCE!

butterface

[quote] I'm confused. Despite his name, I assumed he was Jewish.

For what say you? Like a name tells all?

Is he related to Margaret White?

I pray you find Jesus, r102.

R95 He is Jewish. I would almost bet one if his parents are Jewish. I know a Jew when I see one.

He is not Jewish. His parents are/were both North Carolina stock. He has Quaker blood in him from his father's side.

His parents both were actors at one time.

"Ugly" guys with fit bodies are sexy as fuck. And they make great tops. They know their body is hot but they are still self conscious about their face. So they work REALLY hard.

sigh

[quote]Jeremy Allen White wants you to lust after him in his Calvins

If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Pass.

R105 You dumb cunt his moms last name is Jewish. They have Jews in the south.

His mom is pure German. She belongs in the Ring Cycle.

If that pic is really his dick he’s definitely uncut. Not all Jews are foreskin haters.

His face is ugly and his dick looks tiny. He looks like he stinks of cigarettes.

[quote] You dumb cunt his moms last name is Jewish. They have Jews in the south.

He’s not Jewish.

Ethnicity: Ukrainian (paternal grandmother), English, German, Scottish, Scots-Irish/Northern Irish, distant French, Dutch, and Melungeon

[quote] He is Jewish. I would almost bet one if his parents are Jewish. I know a Jew when I see one.

He’s not Jewish and you sound like a Nazi.

[quote] I HOPE Joe Jonas does one of these.

You’re 65 years old and lusting like a teenage girl. Gross. Grow up. Set your sights on men your own age, gramps.

R111, circumcision is one of the oldest and most important rituals in Judaism. Almost all Jewish boys are circumcised. Even secular Jews make sure to have their boys circumcised. It's the one Jewish ritual that both religious Jews and non-religious Jews follow.

R116 secular Jews in America. Outside of America they’re less likely to do that. Even in Israel there’s Jews that don’t cut.

R117, surveys show that 98% of Jews in Israel and 99% of Jews in the UK circumcise their boys. (see page 8 at the link below) Those that don't are very much in the minority in those countries.

In continental Europe and Scandinavia, however, the rates are lower.

R115 I'm 65?! News to me. If I were, I'd be rocking the FUCK out of a senior's discount. TRUST

[quote] You dumb cunt his moms last name is Jewish. They have Jews in the south.

Teacake, with every post here you display yourself as a bigot, racist, poor white trash, prejudiced, and last but not least, as dumb as a bag of dirt.

Lots of people have Jewish sounding names, but are not Jewish. And just so you know, my own grandmother was a Sephardic Jew from Portugal who converted to Episcopalian to marry my grandfather. I grew up in a predominately Jewish neighborhood in Atlanta, Ga., so don't try to teach me about Jews in the south.

Thank you, R120. We're all getting sick of Teafake's bullshit. He's rapidly becoming the most despised figure on the DL. (And I would guess the most ignored.)

[quote] You dumb cunt his moms last name is Jewish. They have Jews in the south.

Fool, Ziegler is a German name, and not specifically Jewish. There are lots of Germans named Zieglar who are not Jewish.

If you weren't such an ignorant know-it-all who knows nothing you might be worth engaging with.

[Quote] You’re 65 years old and lusting like a teenage girl. Gross. Grow up. Set your sights on men your own age, gramps.

I'm 58 and get many young ones in their 20s and 30s. They love masculine daddies, dear. And yes, they come on to me hon. And you're a bitter frog.🐸🐸🐸

Melungeon!

R110 His mom descends from German Jews.

He resembles a troll

[quote] hey love masculine daddies, dear. And yes, they come on to me hon. And you're a bitter frog.🐸🐸🐸

Yeah, you scream masculine.

I did it better:

Wow that guy is ugly

[quote] [R110] His mom descends from German Jews.

Oh yeah, show your proof big mouth who knows less than nothing. And don't give me that shit about her last name being proof positive she descends from Jewish people.

R128 Nah, you REALLY didn't...

R130 She is fucking Jewish. Stfu. The guy is half Jewish.

I was confusing him with Jeremy Sumpter, who is much better looking.

So hot

I find it absurd that half the comments on this thread are whether or not Jeremy Allen White has Jewish heritage or not. Most of the comments are obviously based on an anti-Semitic stance. Who gives a fuck either way?

r135, that's because of Teacake. he disrupts every single thread he's on and makes it all about his own personal obsessions.

I see Miss Teamuffin is posting anonymously, I assume because he stupidly thinks that fools anyone here into thinking there are others who agree with him. Lord have mercy, what a simpleton.

I think I'll start calling him "Simple Syrup".

Oh, forgot to add that R132 is Teacaca.

R138 I am r132. And what bitch. You fraudulent ass coon. You loser ass cunt. I’m a demolish yo ass. Let the games begin.

I love his offbeat good looks. Plus, he has beautiful nipples.

I love when Teacake announces himself so you can immediately block him.

i need to lick his shitter

Its the acting that does it. He throws himself on that bench like those undies are leaving his body in the next two seconds and he is going to jerk off whether the world is watching or not.

[quote] And what bitch. You fraudulent ass coon. You loser ass cunt. I’m a demolish yo ass. Let the games begin.

Teacake, you're so white, you could have written for "Good Times."

Teacake = Whitey McWhiterson on White Supremacy Day.

Everybody in America has family, even parents from elsewhere, so yes we want to know his background, go fuck yourself. You are probably a nasty British bitch, an inbred.

No, only YOU want to know it. No one else gives a fuck. Just like they don't give a fuck about you, Teafake.

R146 it's weird

How random that it was styled by Emmanuelle Alt, like what would you even do on a shoot like this, pick one brief and one tank from your option of one brief and one tank? 😂

Teacake is white, isn’t she.

Stfu tea cake. Stop derailing.

Back to topic! Jeremy Allen White was annoying as hell as Lip but he’s a good actor. He’s very good in the Bear. He looks luscious in the Calvin Klein ads. His arms and abs are ridiculously perfect. His hair is gorgeous too. It also seems like he’s growing into the weird face. Overall, I say, get it while you can.

I’d tap that

I just won a Golden Globe. Worship my cock!

The guy is hot in this campaign. I suspect in person he might be disappointing. Like Marky Mark.

Calvin Klein underwear has been Chinese dreck for years now. They're just selling the image at this point.

Fun fact: CK briefs were first featured in an editorial spread in GQ, worn by then model Michael Schoeffling.

R154 Jake Ryan. He's supposed to be my ideal.

He wasn't Jake Ryan yet but he was very interested in acting. He hated modeling.

And Bruce Weber.

Mouthwatering, Cro-Magnon looking bitch! No wonder very average looking kids today flounce around as if the street is their own private runway.

THIS is on billboards.

MOUTH BREATHING NOT WATERING, Cro-Magnon looking bitch! No wonder very average looking kids today flounce around as if the street is their own private runway.

THIS is on billboards.

I like the cro-magnon

He did well for CK:

There are people in this thread who wouldn't attack that?

Afraid you'll stain mother's 300-thread count sheets?

Would bang.

Actually, all three of them and would not say no to "at once".

[quote] Teacake is white, isn’t she.

Whiter than Gwyneth Paltrow riding a polar bear in a blizzard!

Calvin Klein is a decent American designer.

Calvin Klein hasn't designed clothes in this century.

Hot as fuck. But short.

I'm ashamed to say I tried to watch The Bear but had to shut it off because all that yelling made my heart race (I know, I know...MARY!!)

But he's still hot. To quote him: "I'm not a tall man. I'm a short king."

Hell yes I would ravage that.

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R162, fuck Pedro and RDJ tower over this dude. Since they have weekend jobs as hood ornaments, just how smurf-sized is Jeremy?

He’s short but sweet

I love that orange sofa in the ad, I wonder where it’s from.

His Wikipedia page says he's 5'7" tall. If that's true he's not all that short. I would think that would put him in the average height range for men range in the US.

he's just very BROADLY built

Not my type.

Good. More for me

He just won an Emmy so I'm sure he's fine and sends his love.

I bet his pussy is waxed and maxed to the Nth degree right now

I don't get how they could give this guy an Emmy.

by anally inserting it R178

Because he deserved it, r178.

I think he's gay.

Based on what, r181? His muscles?

I'd lick his shitter.

What kind of shit went down that his soon to be ex has him taking breathalyzers 6 - 8 times per week, sometimes twice in a day?!?!? She had to have serious evidence of his alcohol abuse that a judge reviewed. I actually have never heard of an ex succeeding in having alcohol use monitored that closely. I’m sure he needs it, I was just shocked to read it is all.

He's the new Amy Winehouse

[quote]His Wikipedia page says he's 5'7" tall. If that's true he's not all that short.

5’7” for a male is short.

Chris Watts could do better CK modeling than most of the recent male celebs featured on CK ads.

He's not bad-looking but I can honestly say I was disappointed when I saw him nude.

glug glug glug

Hell yes to Jeremy & Pedro; a polite no thanks to RDJ.

[quote]Based on what, [R181]? His muscles?

He acts. On the television. Didn't mother tell you?

No, my mother was not an insane person.

[quote]I bet his pussy is waxed and maxed to the Nth degree right now

No chafing.

[quote] No, my mother was not an insane person.

She wasn't very discriminating either R191, spreading her legs for countless men until she got pregnant with your sorry ass.

If he's 5'7" in Wiki, I'll guarantee you that he's 5;6".

I refuse to buy anything with him on it.

They are always 2" shorter. Height and cock length.

Now he can afford RDJ boots.

Would you Saltburn his bathtub?

I would lick his shitter

He looks like he’d throw a mean fuck, even going back to his Shameless days.

He does it for me, flaws and all.

I found it amusing the way they tried to portray him as some sort of hunk on Shameless. They always had him bedding beautiful women.

He’s sexy

Only boxer briefs? No regular briefs? No thanks.

Of his looks it used to be said he has the face only a mother would love.

Instant precum for me tbh

[quote] I just figured out who he reminds me of. William Fichtner.

They do look like they could be related. The resemblance is uncanny.

He looks like a young hunky version of WIlly Wonka.

That used to being the everloving hell out of me r201. Lip was a bugeyed, mouthy alky from a famously criminal trash pile family. In what universe would he pull all that tail? He’s much more believable in The Bear. He’s a very good actor but his portrayal of Lip made me stretch my willingness to suspend belief.

I love it all

[quote]He looks like he’d throw a mean fuck, even going back to his Shameless days.

I feel like he just walks to the spot where he wants the fuck to land and then just drops the fuck on the ground.

Sometimes he just rolls the fucks.

I saw him at an event for The Iron Claw a few months ago and he is leprechaun sized - he looked like the kid in grown up clothes at the end of Big

Short king

Datalounge does not Stan a short king.

Datalounge doesn't remotely understand who gets straight women horny.

r214 doesn't remotely understand that Calvin Klein is not marketing men's underwear to straight women.