Let's Be Ideas for Kim Davis to Scrape Up the $260k She Owes The Gays

The definitive textbook illustration of a Karen.

Wedding planner.

Harvest lard from her and barrel the oil.

She will go on Truth Social and get other MAGAts to pay for it. Just watch.

My husband and I would pay to poke her with sticks

In lieu of a financial award, we’ll settle for giving her the electric chair.

Marriage counselor on Cameo. She's done it four times herself so I'm sure she has something to say about holy matrimony. She conveniently forgets that according to the Bible she committed adultery with her second and third husband's. #1 and #4 are the same overalls-wearing Cletus.

Carnival Geek.

VO5 spokesperson.

The hard way: one nasty, stinking drunk john/trick at a time.

She can knit “Adam & Eve not Adam & Steve” quilts and sell them at country fairs to MAGA people.

HIRE THE BITCH OUT AS A WRECKING BALL.

President of Harvard

Say you're dying and hold a GoFundMe. People will just hand over wads of cash!

The Christian nutters don't use GoFundMe anymore, apparently. The Xtian version is GiveSendGo. But I don't think she'll have to resort to that. She seems to be we plugged in to a right-wing network that can help her out. I mean, if they send her on a junket to Romania these organizations can chip in for this. Thy can put her on podcasts and donations will roll in, enough to cover her $240k plus more for them.

Now, if she were truly principled, she'd just refuse to pay.

Holy Only Fans

Charge $100 to kick her in her fat cunt bone.

She'll make tons of cash, who wouldn't want to give it a go?

Is there a Jesus-y version of Weight Watchers? She could be their new spokesperson.

She looks like Bigfoot in drag. Bad drag.

My idea is similar to R17's. Send her on a nationwide tour of big cities with large LGBTQ populations. Set her up in a booth and charge:

$10 Hit her in the face with a pie

$50 Fart in her face

$100 Piss on her

$500 Shit on her

I figure she'd have that money in no time!

Staten Island Ferry flotation device.

Well, for whatever funds she does have, she sure isn't spending them at the beauty parlor. She might get some $$, but she's old news.

She can star in Hillbilly Elegy 2. The production won’t need to hire hair or makeup so that’ll save.

Selling the film rights to John Goodman so he can play her.

If I were her husband, I’d sleep with one eye open.

OK, you are all better than Jeffrey Goode. We can lay some love on this piece of shit. Show me how.

Don’t look at us. We don’t know her.

Whatever Ryan Murphy's next "American Horror Story" series is about.

Trump's Secretary of Health and Human Services

She can go on OnlyFans and get paid to NOT take her clothes off.

The same thing Connie and Raymond Marble got!

Sell a kidney, bitch.

Sell advertising space on her forehead for hemorrhoid creams and other luxury goods

lol…the Christian anger in her face!

Love it!

A fisting top?

Star of “Misery: the Origin,” a prequel based on the Stephen King novel.

Become a Harvard President. There’s a vacancy and the requirement is quite low. You just need to have a GED and know how to plagiarize.

She looks like a Duggar woman. Does Jim Bob need a new wife yet?

Only fans. There’s are some sick fucks out there

R37, maybe you're thinking of the New College of Florida after Christopher Rufo took over

Annie Wilkes impersonator

… or Margaret White impersonator!

Rent space out on that forehead

She could shave her head and sell all fifteen feet of her hair...that mess could make a few dozen ratty Korean wigs.

She can give 520K blowjobs for 50 cents each at the interstate truck stop. Slap a little Hines Chocolate Icing on it and it's like a popsicle for her!

That face would scare off prowlers and protect your car.

Onlyfans…

Head and body mold for frightening Halloween masks and blow-up Halloween lawn decorations

Diving Bell

Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon

Sell her hair to a merkin factory.

Slip and fall at Dollar General

Come out with her own line of denim aprons

Live car crash testing dummy.

You bitches are slipping........

Mary Kay Sales Representative

She looks like she smells.

She’s so hideous and should be burned at the stake.

Be a scarecrow at a farm in West Virginia. She’d be good at keeping the birds away from the crops.

This fucking bag of flab, fucked someone behind her husband's back.

Divorced him, married the second guy.

Fucked someone behind his back.

Divorced #2, married #3.

Fucked with husband #1 behind #3's back.

Married the turkey again.

And is obsessed with the sanctity of marriage.

How is this possible?

Is she living in a home for the blind?

Gravel Gertie at least had long soft hair and a beautiful singing voice.

If she was pretty enough, she would have had Trump.

She's trying to end gay marriage.

The irony of course is that she looks like a butch lesbian.