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How is this guy 16? He looks about 40.

Has he been drinking at the pub he’s throwing those darts in for the past 30 years? I don’t understand.

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by Anonymousreply 51January 4, 2024 5:22 PM

He's northern English

by Anonymousreply 1December 31, 2023 8:19 PM

I look younger than him and I’m more than twice his age.

by Anonymousreply 2December 31, 2023 8:20 PM

I remember a classmate in highschool that looked about 35. Some people are just like that. This is definitely an extreme example though. I kept thinking that the teenager must be up next.

by Anonymousreply 3December 31, 2023 8:24 PM

R1 do you mean bad genetics or around a lot of alcohol and cigarette smoke?

by Anonymousreply 4December 31, 2023 8:24 PM

The other guy is 56 and they don’t look too far apart in age.

by Anonymousreply 5December 31, 2023 8:27 PM

R4, yes.

by Anonymousreply 6December 31, 2023 8:28 PM

He looks 16 to me.

by Anonymousreply 7December 31, 2023 8:35 PM

"Every dart thrown will age you a week, but you will be unbeatable at the pub."

by Anonymousreply 8December 31, 2023 8:41 PM

Are you sure about the age? He has to be at least in his mid thirties.

by Anonymousreply 9December 31, 2023 8:53 PM

Is he Millie Bobby Brown's brother?

by Anonymousreply 10December 31, 2023 9:01 PM

R9 here he was back in 2021 when he was 14. He looks 34 here.

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by Anonymousreply 11December 31, 2023 9:15 PM

Perhaps he has some mild form of the disease that makes kids look like old people.

Indeed, a heavy beard/mustache and already balding at 14?? Something's going on there hormonally, i think.

by Anonymousreply 12December 31, 2023 9:17 PM

He looks like he has experience

by Anonymousreply 13December 31, 2023 9:21 PM

R12 it’s called British genetics , nothing more tragic. I suffer from a mild form myself.

by Anonymousreply 14December 31, 2023 9:23 PM

He’s white. This is common. I’m not seeing the shock or surprise.

by Anonymousreply 15December 31, 2023 9:28 PM

He can buy booze for his friends.

by Anonymousreply 16December 31, 2023 9:31 PM

When I was in elementary school, there was a guy who hit and finished puberty by 5th grade - he was the tallest kid in class by a huge margin.

Unfortunately, when the rest of us hit puberty in high school, we all became taller. He was about 5'4" at most, but a giant among 5th graders.

There is a lot of messed up stuff happening these days with kids and all the hormones and chemicals in food and the environment. Girls are starting their periods as young as 8 years old now. It's a bit gross and disturbing.

by Anonymousreply 17December 31, 2023 9:34 PM

All of you are horrible, he can't help that he was born on the 29th of February.

by Anonymousreply 18December 31, 2023 9:34 PM

lol r18

by Anonymousreply 19December 31, 2023 9:36 PM

He's age-fluid. He's 35, but when he filled out the registration forms to participate, he put down 16 because he felt like a 16 year old. No one dared question him, because you don't want to 'age shame' anyone. So if he says he's 16 - he's 16. End of story.

by Anonymousreply 20December 31, 2023 9:36 PM

[quote]Perhaps he has some mild form of the disease that makes kids look like old people.

Maybe they'll make a Broadway musical about him, too.

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by Anonymousreply 21December 31, 2023 9:38 PM

There are guys I went to high school with who look like they could be my Dad

by Anonymousreply 22December 31, 2023 9:46 PM

R20 is correct. This is a case of "identifies as 16."

by Anonymousreply 23December 31, 2023 9:49 PM

R155 Nonsense. I'm white and when I was age 30 at bars and clubs I would go to the bouncers and bartenders still assumed I was in high school and some claimed my ID was fake. This guy is the other end of that spectrum where he looks significantly older than he actually is.

by Anonymousreply 24January 1, 2024 1:13 AM

He also has that Haley Joel Osment thing going on where his face is about half the size you would expect for the dimensions of his head.

by Anonymousreply 25January 1, 2024 1:18 AM

r15 i'm white and cashiers still don't believe i'm 21, i've been accused of having fake id. it's hard being 32 and beautiful.

by Anonymousreply 26January 1, 2024 5:43 AM

Oh wow! That horrifying

by Anonymousreply 27January 1, 2024 5:50 AM

Gen Z is already looking older than Millennials.

This is a real thing!

Look it up on TikTok.

by Anonymousreply 28January 1, 2024 5:53 AM

[quote]He looks 16 to me.

I agree!

by Anonymousreply 29January 1, 2024 6:57 AM

He sho is ugly!

by Anonymousreply 30January 1, 2024 7:04 AM

My great-grandfather was 6'3" at 13 and that was in 1869. His adult height was 6'5".

by Anonymousreply 31January 1, 2024 11:12 PM

There have been raised eyebrows today about 16 year old Luke having a 21 year old girlfriend.

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by Anonymousreply 32January 2, 2024 5:19 PM

Well, that’s okay if the guy is younger.

by Anonymousreply 33January 2, 2024 5:53 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 34January 3, 2024 5:31 PM

Not sure what happened but I just posted the above link. What I wrote was that he was just on TV chatting about tonight’s game and he definitely looks more his age than in pics. He is fat and that often makes people look older.

I posted the ling above as an example.

by Anonymousreply 35January 3, 2024 5:34 PM

Dog years

by Anonymousreply 36January 3, 2024 5:41 PM

R35 - if you post a link from the Daily Mail it automatically deletes your text and replaces it with [post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

by Anonymousreply 37January 3, 2024 6:49 PM

R34 that’s Luke Humphries who is 28. This thread is about Luke Litter.

by Anonymousreply 38January 3, 2024 9:07 PM

R34 Yes I know it is, I’ve read every post on this short thread.. I was just saying that being fat often makes people look older, and I used another young darts player who was fat as an example. He has recently lost 4 stone and now looks much younger for it.

by Anonymousreply 39January 4, 2024 4:22 AM

He’s got the Millie Bobby Brown syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 40January 4, 2024 4:30 AM

R39 my apologies.

by Anonymousreply 41January 4, 2024 4:32 AM

Humphries looks good now.

by Anonymousreply 42January 4, 2024 4:38 AM

He's ugly as shit& has a huge head and he's Fat.

Looks "Special"

by Anonymousreply 43January 4, 2024 4:55 AM

His hair is all combed forward to hide his baldness. At 16?! Bizarre.

by Anonymousreply 44January 4, 2024 7:11 AM

Exactly what i was saying upthread, r44, at r12.

Combing over at 16???

by Anonymousreply 45January 4, 2024 7:27 AM

Hard pass

by Anonymousreply 46January 4, 2024 7:33 AM

Speaking as a former fat kid, it’s not healthy for a teenager to have a pot belly. That’s what a diet of crap food (sweaty kebabs) and little full body exercise will do; he may have a great arm for throwing darts, but thats not going to do him much good if he keels over because of his waistline…

It took me many years to loose the flab I had been carrying around since my teenage years and while I am no pinup, I am in better shape in my mid 50’s than I have ever been.

by Anonymousreply 47January 4, 2024 7:41 AM

Good on you, LondonT! I bet you look great.

I am genuinely curious to see what he's going to look like at 27!

by Anonymousreply 48January 4, 2024 8:07 AM

R48 - yeah, it’ll be interesting to see him flourish as a professional player. And whether he follows his opponent’s example re: trimming the bulk…

by Anonymousreply 49January 4, 2024 5:18 PM

I was thinking the exact same thing, OP. I thought the articles about him had it wrong by a decade, but even for 26, that would be a hard-looking 26.

But.. British genes.....

by Anonymousreply 50January 4, 2024 5:20 PM

R24 same happens to me ALL THE TIME — I got carded just last week!

by Anonymousreply 51January 4, 2024 5:22 PM
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