Has he been drinking at the pub he’s throwing those darts in for the past 30 years? I don’t understand.
He's northern English
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 31, 2023 8:19 PM |
I look younger than him and I’m more than twice his age.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 31, 2023 8:20 PM |
I remember a classmate in highschool that looked about 35. Some people are just like that. This is definitely an extreme example though. I kept thinking that the teenager must be up next.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 31, 2023 8:24 PM |
R1 do you mean bad genetics or around a lot of alcohol and cigarette smoke?
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 31, 2023 8:24 PM |
The other guy is 56 and they don’t look too far apart in age.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 31, 2023 8:27 PM |
R4, yes.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 31, 2023 8:28 PM |
He looks 16 to me.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 31, 2023 8:35 PM |
"Every dart thrown will age you a week, but you will be unbeatable at the pub."
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 31, 2023 8:41 PM |
Are you sure about the age? He has to be at least in his mid thirties.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 31, 2023 8:53 PM |
Is he Millie Bobby Brown's brother?
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 31, 2023 9:01 PM |
R9 here he was back in 2021 when he was 14. He looks 34 here.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 31, 2023 9:15 PM |
Perhaps he has some mild form of the disease that makes kids look like old people.
Indeed, a heavy beard/mustache and already balding at 14?? Something's going on there hormonally, i think.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 31, 2023 9:17 PM |
He looks like he has experience
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 31, 2023 9:21 PM |
R12 it’s called British genetics , nothing more tragic. I suffer from a mild form myself.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 31, 2023 9:23 PM |
He’s white. This is common. I’m not seeing the shock or surprise.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 31, 2023 9:28 PM |
He can buy booze for his friends.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 31, 2023 9:31 PM |
When I was in elementary school, there was a guy who hit and finished puberty by 5th grade - he was the tallest kid in class by a huge margin.
Unfortunately, when the rest of us hit puberty in high school, we all became taller. He was about 5'4" at most, but a giant among 5th graders.
There is a lot of messed up stuff happening these days with kids and all the hormones and chemicals in food and the environment. Girls are starting their periods as young as 8 years old now. It's a bit gross and disturbing.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 31, 2023 9:34 PM |
All of you are horrible, he can't help that he was born on the 29th of February.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 31, 2023 9:34 PM |
lol r18
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 31, 2023 9:36 PM |
He's age-fluid. He's 35, but when he filled out the registration forms to participate, he put down 16 because he felt like a 16 year old. No one dared question him, because you don't want to 'age shame' anyone. So if he says he's 16 - he's 16. End of story.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 31, 2023 9:36 PM |
[quote]Perhaps he has some mild form of the disease that makes kids look like old people.
Maybe they'll make a Broadway musical about him, too.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 31, 2023 9:38 PM |
There are guys I went to high school with who look like they could be my Dad
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 31, 2023 9:46 PM |
R20 is correct. This is a case of "identifies as 16."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 31, 2023 9:49 PM |
R155 Nonsense. I'm white and when I was age 30 at bars and clubs I would go to the bouncers and bartenders still assumed I was in high school and some claimed my ID was fake. This guy is the other end of that spectrum where he looks significantly older than he actually is.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 1, 2024 1:13 AM |
He also has that Haley Joel Osment thing going on where his face is about half the size you would expect for the dimensions of his head.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 1, 2024 1:18 AM |
r15 i'm white and cashiers still don't believe i'm 21, i've been accused of having fake id. it's hard being 32 and beautiful.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 1, 2024 5:43 AM |
Oh wow! That horrifying
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 1, 2024 5:50 AM |
Gen Z is already looking older than Millennials.
This is a real thing!
Look it up on TikTok.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 1, 2024 5:53 AM |
[quote]He looks 16 to me.
I agree!
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 1, 2024 6:57 AM |
He sho is ugly!
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 1, 2024 7:04 AM |
My great-grandfather was 6'3" at 13 and that was in 1869. His adult height was 6'5".
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 1, 2024 11:12 PM |
There have been raised eyebrows today about 16 year old Luke having a 21 year old girlfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 2, 2024 5:19 PM |
Well, that’s okay if the guy is younger.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 2, 2024 5:53 PM |
[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 3, 2024 5:31 PM |
Not sure what happened but I just posted the above link. What I wrote was that he was just on TV chatting about tonight’s game and he definitely looks more his age than in pics. He is fat and that often makes people look older.
I posted the ling above as an example.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | January 3, 2024 5:34 PM |
Dog years
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 3, 2024 5:41 PM |
R35 - if you post a link from the Daily Mail it automatically deletes your text and replaces it with [post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 3, 2024 6:49 PM |
R34 that’s Luke Humphries who is 28. This thread is about Luke Litter.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 3, 2024 9:07 PM |
R34 Yes I know it is, I’ve read every post on this short thread.. I was just saying that being fat often makes people look older, and I used another young darts player who was fat as an example. He has recently lost 4 stone and now looks much younger for it.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 4, 2024 4:22 AM |
He’s got the Millie Bobby Brown syndrome.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 4, 2024 4:30 AM |
R39 my apologies.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 4, 2024 4:32 AM |
Humphries looks good now.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 4, 2024 4:38 AM |
He's ugly as shit& has a huge head and he's Fat.
Looks "Special"
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 4, 2024 4:55 AM |
His hair is all combed forward to hide his baldness. At 16?! Bizarre.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 4, 2024 7:11 AM |
Exactly what i was saying upthread, r44, at r12.
Combing over at 16???
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 4, 2024 7:27 AM |
Hard pass
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 4, 2024 7:33 AM |
Speaking as a former fat kid, it’s not healthy for a teenager to have a pot belly. That’s what a diet of crap food (sweaty kebabs) and little full body exercise will do; he may have a great arm for throwing darts, but thats not going to do him much good if he keels over because of his waistline…
It took me many years to loose the flab I had been carrying around since my teenage years and while I am no pinup, I am in better shape in my mid 50’s than I have ever been.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 4, 2024 7:41 AM |
Good on you, LondonT! I bet you look great.
I am genuinely curious to see what he's going to look like at 27!
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 4, 2024 8:07 AM |
R48 - yeah, it’ll be interesting to see him flourish as a professional player. And whether he follows his opponent’s example re: trimming the bulk…
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 4, 2024 5:18 PM |
I was thinking the exact same thing, OP. I thought the articles about him had it wrong by a decade, but even for 26, that would be a hard-looking 26.
But.. British genes.....
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 4, 2024 5:20 PM |
R24 same happens to me ALL THE TIME — I got carded just last week!
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 4, 2024 5:22 PM |