Matthew Perry had young dating app hook-ups deliver OXYCONTIN to his house despite live-in nursing team

This is old news...

Is this even true?

Fuck he looks terrible in that pic.

It wasn't a sobriety memoir. Nobody believed he was sober.

It's not great publicity for The Matthew Perry Foundation.

That's one tragic life with an even more tragic ending.

Everything done will be justified by my foundation.

Matty's funny hands reached out and they reached wide

Now you may feel it should have been a voluntary cause

But that's not the point my friends

When the money keeps rolling in you don't ask how

Think of all the people guaranteed a good time now

Matt has called the addicts to him--opened up the doors!

Never been a fund like the Foundation Matthew Perry!

Keanu (OP) I fear you are enjoying this too much.

Is the Matthew Perry Foundation anything like the Susan Ross Foundation? Are they looking for an Executive Director?

He has Irene Cara's tiny titties.

r10 Of course! And we'll work around YOUR schedule using any free time that you have: nights, weekends, holidays!

What an entitled loser.

R11 They were much larger than hers.

Massive set of milkers.

The fact that he was never sober is the least surprising detail about this story. Nobody looks that BAD if they are sober and getting their health on track. For example, you can always tell when Ben Affleck is on or off the wagon by his appearance.

That's what I was thinking, R15.

He's got quite big tits.

Wasted his life and health.

"My Left Breast: The Life and Times of Matthew Perry."

There was at least one interview where he claimed have been sober for some time, but was slurring and blamed it on recent “dental work.” Addicts always have a big ol’ bag of tricks, don’t they?

How can you tell when an addict is lying? Their lips are moving

Would you like to meet Prime Minister Justin Trudeau?

Jennifer Aniston, Hank Azaria, even Craig Bierko?

Matty and his blessed Fund can make your dreams come true

Here's all you have to do my friends

Write your name and your cell on a card or a pad or a ticket

Throw it high in the air and should our Matty pick it

He will change your way of life for a week or even two

Name me anyone who cares as much as Matthew Perry!

Addiction is a cruel master.

Was he a C-cup?

[quote]FMatthew Perry would score drugs from much younger hook-ups on the dating app Raya even while he was under the 24/7 care of a nursing team, sources say.

I want to know who supplied the drugs.

Who’s this generations Cathy Smith?

I’m surprised there hasn’t been much, if any, Nepo Baby talk about him yet.

“Nursing home? You’re 52!” “Oh but you haven’t lived like me, where are the odds?”

On opiates but that hefty?

r8 and r22 does Tim Rice know you are ripping off his lyrics in Evita?

So he cruised Raya for pills… interesting.

These poor hookers thought Matthew wanted dinner & a movie, and then BAM! They realized he wanted them for dope.

[quote] Matthew Perry had young dating app hook-ups deliver OXYCONTIN to his house despite live-in nursing team

He should have had someone deliver him a bra.

I'm truly shocked to find out he was trolling WOMEN on dating apps and not gay twinks.

[quote]Was he a C-cup?

More like a 38 Long.

I find it harder to believe that young girls would hook up with him, especially after a video call. And I thought Raya was a celeb only app? Who are these young girls?

He became a true slob.

Those breasts leak propofol.

Addicts are extremely creative to the point of brilliant in how they can score drugs

R11 - “had”…

It's over now. Leave the man to rest in peace. The details of his tragic life as an addict aren't worth remembering.

So tired of this hack still being constantly in the news. He got very lucky, was a moderate talent, but a hopeless addict. I don't care. Enough.

The moderately talented often end up with "they're going to find me out" imposter syndrome. It takes a lot of opiates to calm that kind of insecurity.

Regarding the breasts, I wonder if he was overdosing on androgen injections (yes - he was on T as well), and just like any other drug he dosed too high and the excess T was converted to estrogen, giving him the boobs.

[quote]So tired of this hack still being constantly in the news.

Lol, r40, stop getting your news from the NY Post and Daily Fail.