Let's be a bitter and unfucked prisspot on DL

Cut cock. Deal breaker.

I'm running a software program that alerts me to all typos and grammatical errors across the site. I might not have any friends are a dick to suck, but I WILL be putting all those poors and simpletons in their place.

Any bit of gossip posted here is obviously invented, especially if I don't like what I'm reading

EWWW! A TATTOO!

Only total bug-chasing man whores enjoy bottoming. Good luck with those diapers in your 40s.

There are three strikes when it comes to attractiveness and the worst strike by far is being a SCENE QUEEN.

Masc for Masc.

[QUOTE] I might not have any friends are a dick to suck

Oh, dear.

Oh dear, proper grammar is a moral issue.

R8 I just realized that. I’m sorry. I’m honestly scared I’m getting dementia or something. I’m just gonna leave for a while it’s clear today that I’m a moron and very much unwelcome.

Being ode is not a crime, but being a cunt is

[quote]Being ode is not a crime

An ode?

Chode>ode.

I'm old and all alone because I only ever fell in love with the straight guys, because straight guys are the hottest.

The hottest guys will never be a 10/10 because they will never fuck me. So I will insist on exaggerating microscopic flaws to mitigate my frustration.

That slut ruined my life.

I'm thinking of coming out for my 70th birthday. I think Mother can finally deal with it.

I’m voting for my hero/ Savior no matter what he did he did it for freedum

I have never seen an opinion unlike my very own which did not warrant the death sentence for the unspeakable clod who expressed it.

I'm still obsessed with my first love from high school, thirty years ago. I have sabotaged ever relationship since and unfavorably compare every potential partner to my ex. I refuse to admit I have severe emotional retardation and seek help so I don't die alone, surrounded by doilies and dolls.

I agree OP. Uncut cock - deal breaker!

I’m the belief that Italians aren’t white.

OP is an EST and R22 also posted in these other threads...

I backpacked through Europe 40 years ago and all the men smoked and smelled horrible. It was a disgusting experience.

I'm the deeply retrograde political sensibilities that I attempt to downplay by introducing them like so: "I'm a Democrat, but" ... followed by a spew of racist/anti-woman/transphobic/xenophobic nonsense so hostile it would make Michele Bachmann's cunt blush.

I’m the obsession with politics in general.

OP pic: Fox News watcher and N.Y. post reader

Does anyone here actually enjoy sex? Hard throbbing penises are so revolting. And everyone wants to do it bareback and they take PrEP and don't worry about HIV. They ENJOY sex, but are incubating horrific new syphilis-retroviral plagues.

R23 That sounds potentially, literally bittersalty.

Even though I'm a 3/10, I won't sleep with anyone who's not a 9+/10. Stay away from me nice guy.

Curly, wavy hair is so messy!

(My way to be subtle about my racism without coming out and saying I don't like black guys or mixed guys!)

Femme / trans people are the reason ‘they’ hate us.

"He looks like he smells."

I was able to give him a complete makeover! It looked like he was one of the low class gym bunnies, so I put him in one of my caftans, and poor dear had a receding hairline, so I let him one of my wide brim hats. He had such huge feet, but I ordered him a pair of espadrilles that will complement the caftan. He still comes off as unsophisticated, so I'm giving him lessons on pronouncing his S's like a basket of hissing snakes. He'll thank me one day.

Cockring!!!!? Shudder!

I’m the delusional queen sitting in my basement proclaiming every single hot guy in Hollywood to be gay, deeply closeted, at minimum bisexual or no stranger to the homosex and/or casting couch. Anyone with any knowledge to the contrary is immediately flamed and labeled a frau. This somehow makes me feel better about myself and allows me to believe that George Clooney and Brad Pitt would like nothing better than to tag team me.

My ignored list has reached 390.

Poz Face still exists and I can spot it even from aisles away in TJ Maxx. And lots of sluts get Poz Face now from PrEP and they don't need to be poz. That's toxic chemotherapy. All those sluts have every STD except AIDS. They have that new syphilis in the butt and eyes. All those barebacking bottoms will be in diapers before their 35th birthdays. No thank you, sluts. I wouldn't touch you with my long pole Swiffer.

R37, who hurt you?

[quote]Let's be a bitter and unfucked prisspot on DL

This site was LITERALLY created for bitter and unfucked prisspots.

Haven't you assholes realized that yet? Like candy from a bunch of bitter, unfucked babies.

I’m fake Muriel.

I'm the Unfuckable Muppet, constantly posting my bitter anti-trans/racist BS because no one will fuck me or even look at me.

I think I'm a 10, despite looking like a cross between Carrot Top and a Spitting Image puppet left out in the sun too long......

I’m the hard drinking to which a cruel world full of jealous assholes drove me.

Jeremy Allen White is so like HEINOUSLY Ugly! how could ANYone ever think he's anything but pond slim?

I’m Pancakes.

The best night of my life was with a Dollar Store poundcake and a can of frosting.

I'm the caftan

I'm a devout Catholic!

R43 That doesn't sound bitter, that's just a fact.

Although "pond slim" sounds like something the Honey Boo Boo family aspires to, so I'm just confused.

I get teary eyed when I think about Mother and Daddy.

Ewww

I can only reach "climax" listening to the original cast recording of "Follies".

I almost had one, a non-talkative millenial, but when I suggested no cellphones in the bedroom, he obliged by carrying both himself and his phone back out the frontdoor and took off.

Good riddance.

I’m overreactions.

I’m the ‘beards are covered in fecal matter’ prisspots. Any mention of facial hair is a stealth scat thread.

I'm the "You're going to get AIDS and all sorts of STD's" grandpa, still living in 1991.

I'm the "if you aren't OK with letting 1000 strangers unload in your ass, you're sex negative" priss.

I'm 'lol'.

Unfucked? Nevah!

I'm Davey Wavey learning how to wash under the foreskin.