Why does Lauren Sanchez always look so horny?

Her look is every Los Angeles stereotype, personified.

Have no idea who or what she is- and she doesn’t “look horny”.

She looks like that to keep her "man" fooled that he is so hot. How can rich men be so frickin stooopid.

She DOES look horny, r2.

That's how you capture billionaires.

Bezos is the nerd who wants to be cool and she makes him feel like it

If Jeff Bezos was my boyfriend, I would be horny 24/7- what ever he wants.........Yep......... Hi Jeff!!!

She's grotesque.

You know Bezos is with her because she fucks him to within an inch of his life. This is clearly a relationship that is anchored in sex.

I wonder is Bezos is any good at it.

his ex wife has a much prettier face

Sometimes people who don't really have very good sex lives adopt this very exaggerated sexuality out of insecurity, to try to project an image of being real sex gods. I'm not saying that's the case here, but it wouldn't surprise me if Bezos was a dud in bed.

Mariah Carey is an example. She tries to come off as perpetually horny, but by some accounts she is practically asexual.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

R7 You take his bod and I’ll take his stock portfolio.

[quote] Sometimes people who don't really have very good sex lives adopt this very exaggerated sexuality out of insecurity, to try to project an image of being real sex gods. I'm not saying that's the case here, but it wouldn't surprise me if Bezos was a dud in bed.

Bezos isn't the one who's adopted a very exaggerated sexuality, unless you impute her image to his.

r11 Yeah, he's just flexing on other nerds. Have you heard him speak lately? The steroids he is on make him sound like a cartoon character.

She looks siliconey.

But the sex fades. I wonder how she's keeping him interested between the sheets.

maybe they have 3somes with her friends

Several billions of dollars will do that to a person.

Ooooooh la la. See, even thinking about all that money makes me purr.

I think they have sex with Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom. They were yachting together last summer. All 4 of them seem like swingers to me.

R18 You think a guy like Bezos wants that? If she's sweet and stays the hell out of his way that is probably the perfect personality for him. I really doubt he has the free time for that kind of romance.

what is her job? Does he give her an allowance?

Fillers from 10-noon.

Workout from 1-2:30.

Weekly meeting at 3:15 with plastic surgeon to discuss next procedure.

Rinse and repeat.

Her job is to make Jeff Bezos feel like a MAN. Potent, virile, etc.

I'm sure he's generou$ with her. She wouldn't be there, otherwise.

but how does she make him feel like a MAN? anyone can say shit and i'm sure many have tried.

R26. This is my guess.

She keeps up with her appearance & physical shape. Her style may not be your 1st choice, but he likes it. He's proud to be seen in public with her.

She probably is a good listener. She probably does way more listening than talking. If she needs to talk, she talks with her girlfriends, her mom, her sister, whoever.

She is probably encouraging, telling him he looks good. She probably helps him shop for clothes, keeps an eye on his diet, etc.

She's probably nice to his family and friends.

Does she have a nice personality?

Oh Lauren Sanchez is 54 years old, I guess she doesn't look bad for that age. Are they ever going to get married? They got engaged May 22, 2023 or does it just take this long to write the iron clad prenup?

r28 probably. steroid voice bezos says he enjoys a nice chit chat with her every morning.

[quote] Are they ever going to get married? They got engaged May 22, 2023 or does it just take this long to write the iron clad prenup?

These things take time! I wish I had taken more time with mine.

She probably looks horny because she is horny. People in their 50s still like fucking you know. They seem to be a good match. I bet they have a lot of fun. Good for them! Fuck away!!

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r33 far right and third from left can get it tho

Guess he likes the look of prostitutes.

If you stick a pin in her Tits do they pop?

[quote]Bezos isn't the one who's adopted a very exaggerated sexuality,

I know he's not, but if he were a dud in bed she'd be frustrated, and she might easily overcompensate to hide the fact that she's actually frustrated sexually. (Obviously I have no way of knowing but it seems plausible to me.)

Most billionaires don't want the porn, or Instagram model look. They don't want to be seen with bimbo strippers. That goes for both wealthy straight and gay men. I've been on yachts with some famous and extremely wealthy men, and they go for handsome and wholesome guys, not porn stars or bodybuilders. I think they want the kind of guys they lusted after in high school and college--All-American jocks and frat boys.

I thought the stereotypical LA hairstyle was bleached blonde grown out an inch so the brunette roots show. Or has that become passé?

That black roots thing is over. However, blonde hair is still the hair "gold standard" (no pun intended) in LA.

I think Sanchez is smart to not dye her hair blonde.

r38 I don't think Lauren Sanchez was the type he went for in high school, she would be from the wrong side of the tracks

What's wrong with a girl from the wrong side of the tracks?

Bezos first wife had black hair also, so clearly that gentleman does not prefer blondes, or maybe he is no gentleman.

She looks like she could suck a tennis ball through a straw.

She obviously is discreet and clever enough to snag a zillionaire, so why does she parade around the tabloids half naked? Bezos must get off on that. If he didn't, I have no doubt she wouldn't be doing it. Her dirty look offends my sensibilities!

She does look cheap, pumped full of plastic surgery, and like she should be a cast member on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

However, she's age-appropriate, that's his choice, and we need to move on with our lives.

[quote] we need to move on with our lives.

NEVER! At least, not until Jennifer Garner starts going to church again.

A 54 year old woman has ZERO sex drive. That's just biology.

He could afford younger poontang that doesnt have to fake it sexually.

She exudes trashy, from space. Given she's a chopper pilot I assume she's no dummy. Why does she diminish herself like that? She must know he'll have an iron clad prenup this time around.

It's funny because she looks so cheap, makes him look like an idiot

Some 54 year-old women have sex drives, but the desire starts to wain within a year or two. Maybe she just wants to hold on long enough until he marries her. After that she probably doesn’t care what he does.

These two are probably taking human growth hormone and she may be on HRT.

^^ Untrue. Maybe with a partner of 30 yrs but not with a new partner.

^^Or a decent vibrator.

She has 174 billion reasons to look horny, happy, interested or however else Jeff wants her to look.

R48 To quote Olympia Dukakis in Moonstruck: “What you don’t know about women is a lot.”

from new pics, looks like she's had a facelift

Her career has always been trophy wife / whore in sheets. You can clearly see her body and throat skills. I’d bet she could put on a ping pong show, fly a helicopter and make a deal on the phone simultaneously.

Women do not lose their sex drives in their 50s.

JFC, men are clueless about women.

Lauren was very pretty & dressed well back in the day. He's gotta be into the trashy look, or she'd dress differently.

That picture says…fuck my cheerleader pussy!

Here she is today, "gushing" over her "model" son.

Is Nifty still around? Because I can imagine a lot of Nikko/Jeff hookup scenarios.

Yeah. It's sort of obvious that they're very likely swingers & really into the lifestyle.

Good for them. Whatever floats your boat.

Her lips and boob will keep said boat afloat.

I sort of wanted to hate on her look, but I've changed my mind, & here's why:

She's over 50, & so is he. By this point in life, people should dress however the fuck they want & live however they choose.

If they're happy? Then good for them.

In fairness, her tits look great in OP. Not too big, very perky.

She's perpetually horny for the huge bulge in Jeff Bezos' pants...

the tits are so fake. they look rock hard.

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Note to gold star gays: implants don’t feel a good to partners as real tits. Not nearly.

[quote] Note to gold star gays: implants don’t feel a good to partners as real tits.

They feel pretty good to me.

Megyn Kelly says what we are all thinking

Her face, especially her cheeks, seems to protrude more at r68. It's more "muzzle-like," if you will. I wonder is she's taking steroids or testosterone. Her legs are super muscular. Compared to the picture at r33, the face looks pretty masculine.

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Those bangs at r73 are not doing her any favors, she looks like Apollonia's trans brother

It's the lips that a "no".

She's...... interesting in person as well.

Her head is larger than her torso at r73. Waist and ribcage got tuned the opposite direction of her face? How can that be?

she must suck a good dick