I'm guessing a certain đź’© queen wrote this over on Reddit.
A thread from the first half of Obama's second term, really OP? Bringing us all the breaking news, aren't you?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 27, 2023 5:32 PM |
The average stretched penile length (SPL) for adult males is 5.25 inches. An SPL of 3.67 inches or less indicates an adult micropenis. The average SPL for a newborn is 1.4 inches. An SPL of 0.75 inches or less indicates an infant micropenis.
And, yes I am a tad over 5 inches. I can't be blessed with everything....
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 27, 2023 9:40 PM |
Yup, average length of an erect penis is 5.1" - 5.5". The queen who wrote that chart on reddit is delusional.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 27, 2023 9:45 PM |
I'm pretty sure the OP of the Reddit thread was Erna.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 28, 2023 3:32 AM |
SIZEMEAT CHART
For everyone's edification:
9+ inches= horsemeat
8-9 inches= sizemeat
7-8 inches= averagemeat
6-7 inches= tinymeat
below 6 inches= micromeat
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 28, 2023 3:47 AM |
7-8 is average haha. That’s like the top 10-15% of guys. At least the ones I’ve seen.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 28, 2023 3:59 AM |
10+ = a miracle
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 28, 2023 4:17 AM |
I'll bet the ones with really big dicks never get fully hard. If they did, it would take so much blood that they would pass out.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 28, 2023 4:19 AM |
I've always considered 6 inches to be average size.
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 28, 2023 7:03 AM |
I'll always remember the beautiful married white guy I was with that had a true 11 incher. He pulled out a ruler and everything.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 28, 2023 1:03 PM |
If it works and makes me cum, I don’t fucking care.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 28, 2023 1:07 PM |
R9 Not if they’re 6’6”.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 28, 2023 1:13 PM |
yum!
*lifts caftan*
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 28, 2023 1:32 PM |
The bitch got it wrong. 9 Inches is serviceable. 10+ is the goal!
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 28, 2023 2:02 PM |
9+ inches= Party and Play size
8-9 inches= Boyfriend size
7-8 inches - Fun size
6-7 inches - Starter kit
below 6 inches - Non-starter
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 28, 2023 2:13 PM |
R10 = Aaron Schock
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 29, 2023 7:04 AM |
Gaping
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 29, 2023 8:11 PM |