Most ridiculous gay porn names

And what's WRONNNGG with "Dick Rammer"?!

Most models from Bilatinmen have a dumb stage name, such as Chaos, Level, Four, Freaky, Lazy...

Girth Brooks

Max Grand

R3 Regardless, the tool was something to look at. Had my ideal amount of tattoos as well.

Justin Case

Mecum may be a silly name but he has what I would call a perfect dick.

John Thomas

Joel Someone

Sterling Johnson

Several years ago, Gayhoopla featured this cutie but gave him a stupid-ass name -- Taylor Shift!

Tiger Stripe

Dylan McLovin

Rocky Balboner

Ben Dover

Dred Scott.

R11 I think I dated him like for a like hot minute.

I was scrolling through the threads and got that list of names confused with the Kennedy Center Honorees.

I’m really into Alex Mecum, so fuck off, OP.

New porn starlet: Shapey Shaperson!

Dylan McLuvin only topped by his cousin Marcus Mojo

Imagine it's your job to transcribe porn scenes like Shapey's. Jaysis...

Samuel O'Toole

Melanija Knavs

I wouldn’t want to have the name Ugly Dickhead.

Max Grand was so hot.

Ima Hore

Damaged Bottom. (I didn't make it up, that's really his porn name.)

I like the Central European porn stars with Irish/American names. For example "Dylan Maguire" née Tibor Butkovič in Bardejov, Slovakia

"Ethan O'Pry" née Dávid Szabó, Hungary

"Kian O'Connor" - don't know his Hungarian name. Bad reputation for OnlyFans ripoffs.

Muriel Puce

Rod Drainer

Luccas Toblerone.....and he doesn't even show his face

Toblerone is a fun and fitting name, hardly the most ridiculous.

Joel Someone

Good point R2, and it also makes them hard to locate. But some of those guys are super sexy,

Agreed on "Joel Someone' though he seems nice in interviews.

Why do black pron actors usually only get a single name? Is it a throw back to plantation days.

Ryan Driller. He shoulda stuck with Jeremy Bilding. He shoulda also stayed in gay porn.

Ryan Driller is his straight porn name.

Isn't there a Reese Rideout?

Buck Naked!

Hazel Hoffman (yes, he's a man.)

I find Hazel strikingly handsome. A bit unsettling or uncanny somehow because he's such a mix of masculine features yet feminine vibe.

Hazel looks like a skinned fryer.

That, too!

Great body, meh face, terrible hair.

Dick Cumston

Marco Blaze

Dick Wilter

Colt model Carl Hardwick (just the name, not the man and his physique).

Larry McCormick from East Boys. Stunning physique with beautiful arms, but really? You're from the Czech Republic or Slovakia.

Shooter Inme

Flex Extremmo

Shy Montana

[quote]Colt model Carl Hardwick (just the name, not the man and his physique).

Hardwick is a real last name.

King Dwarf

gary pokorney

I'm friends with a Jack Hoffman. He makes OF content.

I'm sorry, but that's a weak porn name. Really, really weak.

Diego Sans

Arad Winwin

Krave Melanin

Deep Dicc

Zario Travezz

Axel Abysse

Avatar Akiya

Krave Moore

MagicMikeHung

Bravo Delta

Jaxx Maxim

Chase Coxx

Adonis Couverture

Rod Rockhard

Deviant Otter

Knockout

Drew Sumrok

Dominque Kenique

PhatRabbitKiller

Big McLargeHuge

Dylan McLovin

R52, actually it's a great porn name because it sounds like a real name. That's much hotter than obviously fake, ridiculous names. Also, I'm not sure why you think it's weak. "Jack" is a perfect first name for a porn star because it's both masculine and suggestive.

The reason the practice R24 described is funny (and thus not sexy) is because the names are so improbable*. If they just picked a normal but Slavic-sounding name that was still pronounceable in English, it would work.

*Just like when you call a customer service line and get someone who sounds like Apu's less-educated cousin but who tells you his name is "Kevin".

[Quote]Hardwick is a real last name.

Yes, but this is a man posing nude for porn. "Hard wick" indeed. (And it wasn't his real name anyway.)

R17, I was paid to review gay porn in the 90s/early 2000s. Sometimes it was a fun side hustle.

Before Gary Pokorney did gay porn for most studios as "Ken Ryker," he did some films for Colt as "Bill Flagstaff."

Quentin Gainz and Princeton Price are really stupid names; the latter really wants to be seen by college attenders looking for a price.