I got the 2024 Steve Grand calendar for Xmas

May you treasure it and pass it down to your grandchildren.

Nothing says Christmas like a hard-core narcissist gazing lovingly at his own reflection.

Grand's visage will probably replace the manger/wise men in local Christmas displays.

Porn star?

R3 Supposed country music star who likes the homosex.

This is a precarious pedestal for Steve to sit on.

He's go that weirdly large package look that guys who incessantly pump have or inject silicone into their sac.

[quote] This is a precarious pedestal for Steve to sit on.

That’s because he’s used to sitting on a fist.

I am so tired of him.

Put some clothes on, sing, or go away. Jesus.

The fact that he sells dick prosthetics confirms his caged-cock status.

What R6 said

Revolting piece of fake faggot shit like Teacake

She doesn't even pretend to be a singer anymore, is that right?

Has anyone ever seen this guy's natural bulge?

I'd rather have The Men of Blanche's Boudoir.

$43 for a damn calendar???

gurl gotta pay da rent

Has he ever gone full-frontal?

He's gorgeous, but he really baffles me. He clearly must escort (given he is always available at circuit parties and big gay events), yet he doesn't do porn.

R19 I suspect he's not exactly an "escort" but is understood to be a paid companion for those A gays and affluent types who can afford him (or trade clout, or help his career, such as it is).

What career?

Exactly.

SUREEE

[quote] Has anyone ever seen this guy's natural bulge?

There's not much to see. And that's likely why he's never gone full frontal.

We pushed him to this terrible fate. Remember when he was a mediocre singer and pleaded with us not to sexualize him? But we said that was all we wanted from him and now he’s become a less appealing version of himself, shilling thongs and calendars. Where’s the tease we loved so much Steve? Bring back the guitar and feign coyness so we can feel we’re corrupting you again!

R24 that also explains why his hole is open to all cummers

I have 3 of his previous calendars, they are always very well made, and nice to have on the wall. There's nothing wrong with musicians selling merchandise to supplement their income, whether it is clothes, hats calendars, etc.

[quote]There's nothing wrong with thirsty hos practicing a music hobby.

FTFY

Steve's latex pouch padding is so ridiculously obvious in the OP's photo.

OP won me over.

I bought one this evening.

The Chris Salvatore calendar ended up being a bore so I'll forgo my usual Colt Studios calendar for Mr. Grand.

I ordered my copy day after Christmas.

Does he talk 'falling purse'?

R24 Besides the fact that you can't tell how big someone's penis is flaccid, who gives a fuck IF he's small? LOOK at him!! I'd lick him from head to toe and anywhere in between.

This fegget so uglt

I wish he'd focus more on showing his ass.

That is the real prize.

Dat ass !!!