Greg died!!!

Greg is a woman.

There is a Santa Claus!!!!!!

Did he choke on a prune?

Was it food poisoning?

That blobfish just snuck right up on him. Sneaky bastards.

He choked on meat a la brine

One can only hope.

It's true, he gave me all his stuff, but I gave it back 😬

I really must object to R1’s comment Blobfish are peaceful creatures. They can’t even survive on land. The idea that they “sneak right up on” people with deadl

Did you see that? Jesus!

I bet Greg is going to pretend to be too busy with his fabulous holiday entertaining to see this thread.

Our official response:

I don't pay attention to people's handles, so I don't really know who's writing what. Is Greg the guy with the recipes? Why do you guys hate him so much?

[quote] Why do you guys hate him so much?

Because that's just who and what they are. They're the types who always need to have someone to hate. Pathetic if you ask me.

^ I don't hate him, he's just weird. He probably started this thread to get a little Christmas attention

r14 Thanks for bumping the thread

Can it be truthfully said that Greg ever lived?

r9 Did you have a stroke?

"people with deadl"

^^^ plus r9 refers to r1 when he means r5

[quote] [R14] Thanks for bumping the thread

"Bumping"? Replying to a thread started just 37 minutes ago is is hardly bumping it.

[quote]He probably started this thread

That is probably correct.

There's a pattern with these Greg threads where they're started and get a few snarky replies before going dormant.

Then Greg will bump them after a day or two with some insipid admonishment to the OP and other participants in hopes of getting it going again.

r20 Thank you again! More attention to this thread

The blobfish got r9.

I saw it!

[quote] Thank you again! More attention to this thread

Well Toots, if it pissed you off then I call that a success.

Could someone please explain to R22 how to pass by threads he clearly has no interest in reading. But then, he may be a crazed obsessive-compulsive, so maybe maybe it's best we not engage.

r25 you have got it wrong, r22 is mocking the poster who didn't like the thread

R13 = Greg

R14 = Greg

Greg Talks To Itself. Repeatedly.

It has more personalities than Viki Sleestak

If that's true then I apologize most profusely. Looked to me like he was complaining that I was keeping the thread alive. I don't always read the true meaning on replies from some of you young whippersnappers.

How can someone "bump" a thread that as of this writing is just 1 hour old?

Bump.

*Bump*

See, pretty easy

^^^ LOL

I need a rump to bump, thank you.

Pull up to the

BUMP

er baby

Get a life OP. And have all of your sock puppets get one as well.

r25 You're not very bright

[quote] Greg

Cunt!

r29 Creating activity on a thread "bumps" it to the top of the active threads panel. Are you new here? By posting within a thread you may not like, you've simply given it more attention - when it may have disappeared otherwise.

On the contrary, to most people 'bumping' is bringing a thread back to the top after it's already died.

So, we’re ALL sundowning.

I want every one of you queens checked for a urinary tract infection - bunch of cheese dick crazy people on the darkest days of the year.

Stop killing Greg.

"Stop killing Greg. "

r40 That isn't "on the contrary" - just a very slightly different explanation

Thanks for bumping it again, r40

I don't hate him and he seems very sweet. I wish I didn't enjoy watching others antagonize him but I do. He'd be a good person to know.

R39 So maybe she is new here...

Greg, what are you going to serve at your funeral?

I have always loved Greg's recipes and advice. I do hope the trolls haven't scared him away.

[quote] Stop killing Greg.

They killed Elderlez without a second glance.

They killed Kenny...er...Greg!

It’s been hours—and no Greg. Maybe he is dead.

RIP

What is lacking in your lives that you have to post nasty threads like this?

and No I am NOT Greg

r52 Probably the same thing lacking in yours that drew you to this thread and made you bump it for more attention?

@r52, Who are you the Church Lady? You've used that line on three threads...

Won't someone think of the children 🙄

It’s Alma!

[quote] No I am NOT Greg

But'cha are, Blanche, you are!

[quote] What is lacking in your lives that you have to post nasty threads like this?

OP is such a nasty woman!

I knew all of those prunes with cod would come back to get him.

It's an awful combination.

When is the funeral? Should we send flowers?

Who pays if we do?

[quote] Should we send flowers?

Just send prunes.

It’s just I think it would be a nice gesture, but I don’t want to be caught holding the bag when it’s time to pay. I certainly don’t trust Muriel to reimburse me. Does anyone know the security code on the DL Platinum Card?

Was it the beef wellington?

Instead of asking what was on his IPod, we should be asking what was in his aspic.

I miss Greg.

[quote] I miss Greg.

Say his name in your bathroom mirror three times at midnight, and he will appear.

Just like Bloody Mary!

[quote] I miss Greg.

That's the first time in history, those words have ever been uttered.

I will freely admit that I dislike Greg here, but as someone said upthread, I’d probably like hanging out with him in person. To a degree.

That being said, it’s Christmas and he is probably ass-deep in a ridiculous entertaining schedule with an over-ambitious menu. Or, since he said a week or two ago his mom wasn’t well, tending to a possible family sadness.

The funeral is tomorrow at 11:00AM... Yes, Greg, you are GONE

He's not dead, but remarkably has stayed out of this thread.

You can teach an old dog new tricks!

Doing a BUMP off his dick

The fact that they’re Albertans is tragic

...and Greg has finally been red-lined, with the tag of "Get a blog".

I'm sure he will be back any day now, but I had a good laugh when I saw it this morning.

Bump.

Nobody has anything to say about this?

I was wondering what happened to my alleged neighbor with the imaginary cats.

I think he's still lurking, as the banished usually do.

He's all over reddit, up to his same old tricks. He must be impotently fuming right now.