Is anybody else going to Billy De Wolfe's New Year's Eve Party in WeHo this year?

I have declined, OP. Syrie Maugham is bringing me to Gerald and Sara Murphy's NYE in Paris.

Just pray that Grady Sutton keeps his clothes on this year.

I wonder who she’ll kiss when the clock strikes midnight.

After the fondue pot incident, OP? Look up *fat chance*

I wouldn't miss it!

Finally, a party where Men can just be Men!

James Millhollin plans to do his Dance of the Seven Veils again this year! Get a front-row seat!

Dud party Billy, but I brought you some pickled herring and Miller, High Life. Do any of you bitches mind if I get some kinks out in the Jacuzzi?

Ooh, Monty ... what kind of kinks are you into, dear boy?

That Jacuzzi could use a thorough cleaning.

Disgusting.

I went last year and got the vapors!

I'm afraid Hush! Hush! and Confidential might be there!

Why is Billy Haines dressed as Marie Antoinette? Did someone tell him this was a costume party?

r2 Let's hope Grady Wilson does NOT

Had anyone seen that delicious Guy Madison? I have something for him...

Oh Grady, honey ... no one wants that. We all know where it's been.

Who invited Paul Lynde? She's SUCH a bitch!

I hear Shigella is going to be there.

Is that Johnny Mathis's new drag name?

I swear --- if Christopher Hewett wears that goddamn wig again this year ...

Goodness—Is that Raymond Burr?

r10 Is right about the Jacuzzi. My stars. Last year I saw...essence...floating on the surface from the year before!

Will Chee and son be attending?

OK -- who's up for a panty raid over at Bea Benaderet's?

Bea wears panties?

I'm not wearing underwear!

I'm glad someone invited John Dodds. Can't wait to hear his Viv stories!

I hope Richard Deacon isn't gonna try to foist those atrocious microwaved appetizers on us again.

Apparently Dick Deacon was stacked for convenience.

Remember when Arthur Lubin brought his boyfriend.....Clint something or other?

He was a lot of fun and fucked anyone who asked him......whatever happened to him?

OK, girls--no "African Queen" jokes this year. We don't want a repeat of last year's "incident" when Johnny Mathis and Paul Winfield stormed off in a snit.

We're holding a seance at the party. We want to contact Edna May Oliver!

He was more likely to be holding that drink at Numbers, r29.

r33 Maybe we can get John Dodds to dress up as Madame Mertzola.

I heard David Geffen and his new twink will be coming as Father Time and the New Year baby.

I'm anxious to see what Robert Reed has done with his hair this year.

"I went last year and got the vapors!"

That's a helluva lot better than I got at last year's party...

Any youngsters on the guest list? Asking for a friend.

I hear Cousin Oliver, late of The Brady Bunch, is angling for an invitation...

I'm probably too old for you, Bryan. But I'll be there with bells (and little else) on!

I keep praying every year that Rock Hudson will show up. I could end my year happy if I could get a piece of the Rock.

I hear George Maharis may finally show up this year!

I'm going with George Santos as my date. He's been going since before he was born.

Did anyone invite Edward Everett Horton?

Oh, dear. Now we'll have to listen to George go on and on (and on... and on) about what a pioneer he was in the movie industry back in the silent era. I wouldn't mind, but he gets so condescending -as if I knew nothing about it!

Ramon Navarro is bringing a couple hustlers

Well I ain't goin' to Spring Byinton's party. I didn't get a happy ending last year. Mebbe I'll celebrate with you boys!

Who's tending bar?

Is Earl Holliman coming?

Not yet, R50, but I'll make sure he does before midnight.

[quote]Did anyone invite Edward Everett Horton?

He started this thread, so I hope so.

[quote]Well I ain't goin' to Spring Byinton's party. I didn't get a happy ending last year. Mebbe I'll celebrate with you boys!

You're not going to Bea's this year?

Richard Chamberlain can't come, he's staying home with his houseboys

Oh, hooray, Anthony Perkins is here! He always does perk up a party. I said that to him once, and he punched me in the dick for it. But, what's a little dickpunching between friends?

I see Steve Sondheim and Jerry Herman are still keeping their distance from each other. It's a shame those two can't kiss and make up.

You did NOT hear this from me, Steve McQueen's last name couldn't BE more perfect.

Do NOT invite Kevin Spacey or Bryan Singer

Will Steve and Paul Newman stage their annual "whose dick is bigger" contest?

Winner fucks the loser, so everyone wins.

Since Newman loses every year, you almost get the impression he just wants McQueen to fuck him...

David Manners called and said he's stuck at the ranch with a bunkhouse of cowboys; but he sends his love.

Does David have enough love for all those cowboys? If so, he's a bigger man than I thought!

Wally said that Marlon won't be coming this year.

Why not, R63? Did Wally injure his jaw?

Oh, shit! I think I saw Liberace's limo pulling up. Someone hide Scotty Thorson in the basement, stat!

Hey, Billy! Bea Benaderet is on the phone. She says she's sending Mel Tormé over. She said something about filling all his pockets with deviled eggs or something. It was kinda hard to hear over the ruckus all those ladies were making.

Anyone up for a rousing game of Seven Minutes in Heaven?

Open your mouth and close your eyes, and Daddy will give you a big surprise!

John Gielgud keeps inviting guys into the restroom

Girls, feet not. I’m ten minutes away and I’ve got a brown bag full of a restock of Crisco!

Inviting, hell! There's a line down the hallway! I think Gielgud may have bitten off more than he can chew...

If Peter Thiel asks you to join him on the balcony...say no

But if Tom Cruise asks you to join him in the closet, say yes.

Billy, Tab Hunter wants to know if you have a long straw...

Hon, we all know Tab likes to suck on long things...

Did Ian McKellen drag a twink hooker along?

I did see a twink in drag, but I don't know if he was working...

That was no hooker, that was my husband!

Same thing, David...

Van Johnson keeps telling stories about his MGM glory days. And his glory hole days...

Well, back in the day his hole was glorious...

I hear Speaker Mike Johnson is stopping by with his son.

I'm stopping by only to lecture you about the dangers of the evil homosexual lifestyle (and maybe to suck some dick)

Tim Scott is coming (sans "girlfriend")

Honey, at this party everyone cums without a girlfriend!

Clifton Webb has locked himself in the bathroom, crying his eyes out. Someone reminded him that his mother died in 1960. So sad to be orphaned at 134...

I brought powdered donuts for Doris Day.

Girls, Billy Haines is in the living room telling the most DISHY stories about Miss Joan Crawford! Grab a grasshopper and come on in!

I went to the wrong party - I went to Billy Dee William's New Years Eve Party. The only guests here are Diana Ross (call her "Miss Ross") and Berry Gordy (call him "Mr. Ross"). Very uneventful.

Oh, damn, am I late?

Harold Lang has stripped down to Bermuda shorts out in the lanai and is busy doing plies and splits.

Vincent Price stripped down and now he's chasing Dickie Beymer all over the house....what fun!

And Tommy Kirk stole Kevin Corcoran's undies right off him.....they're playing Swiss Family Robinson again and maybe Jimmy MacArthur will join in!

Farley, you are always welcome, not matter the time or date.

George Takei never showed up!

Oh, my!

Poor George -left at home on New Year's Eve with a bevy of twenty-something fanboys anxious to get a taste of stardom...

Would you have left them to come to the party?

I guess George was never taught that "sharing is caring."

Frances Faye is taking a night off from her engagement at the Crescendo to perform for the boys -- as a substitute, the management brought in T.C. Jones to open for Shelly Mann and Anita O'Day.

Cole Porter will be hopping along soon.

Is Cole bringing some sailors along?

Nah -Cole is riding along with Jack Cassidy. What a couple! I don't know which one flames more...

I had no idea that Larry and Moss Hart are now a couple!

I never received my invitation; but let me in--Ramon can vouch for me!

Thanks for a great party, Billy! I can barely stand up -let alone walk! And I don't even drink.

r103, Zachary, You are Messy Messy Messy!

Do you want to clean me up, Billy?

I love coming to these parties, if only to see Who glares at Who?

I'll be coming early tonight, Billy, to help you set up the bar and cover all the furniture with rubber sheets.

Billy, Andrew Garfield is on the phone. He wants to know if he's allowed back this year after what he did last year? He promises to prep himself thoroughly this time...

Has Sal Mineo RSVPd yet? I loved the sausage that he shared last year, and I'm hoping to get another mouthful of it.

Ypir invited me to Rawya Mansour's NYE party on a barge at Luxor. It was a dreadful bore so we're already in her jet heading to Gstaad.

Everybody, I want you to meet my date! Nestor Gaetz!

Guests on the Nile included ageless beauty Elizabeth Hurley and her charming son Damian.

I was promised tops.

Real tops.

Can someone please point me toward the tops?

All I remember from the 1945 party is being shocked at the kinks Donald Meek evidenced. And the size of his cock!

I'll be demonstrating beehives and bump-its in the solarium.

Is Edmund Gwenn coming this year? I want to sit on Santa's lap and bounce up and down.

Hey, everybody! Roddy McDowell has agreed to show us some of his special home movies from his beach house parties! If you at one and don't want the footage of you to be shown, make sure you tell Roddy privately. He's in the blue guest room upstairs where he'll be doing last-minute editing...

"Hey! Scotty Bowers just drove up with a van full of hos."

"Those aren't hos. Those are Hollywood stars on the down-low."

"Same thing."

"I think those first two getting out are Cary and Randolph . . . There's Steven Boyd . . . Is . . . is that Fredric March? Well, I nevah!"

"Sh-h-h-h-h-h! That's on the downest of the down-low. Just pretend you don't recognize him."

I tried but got turned away at the door. I don't think they liked my turtleneck.

Was John Hoyt invited?

Lots of guys have... turtlenecks in Hollywood. Especially the Brits.

We're nearing midnight! Everyone make sure you have a glass of champagne and someone to kiss!

Dack, you really shouldn't be on your knees when you say that...

Happy New Year, Billy!

I hope my special sandwich topping is available, dear boy.

Oh, shit! I forgot to make you your sandwich. I'll move on it asap, Charles.

Billy, did you by any chance happen upon a black leather um... cache de sexe after the party? I... I mean a friend of mine says he lost his. He last saw it by the pool. I... um... he borrowed it from a friend who really wants it back.