Keith Urban STILL has the worst hair/wig in the world!

Very pretty girls.

If Jennifer Aniston's scalp and roadkill had a baby!

The girls look depressed about his ratty weave too.

Does he have a pussy now too?

This queen always gave me the creeps. He’s so fem and delicate looking.

Are those Nicole Kidman's tentacles slithering out from beneath his blazer?

[quote]It's only 2023 and he's on target to have the worst hairstyle in the *entire* 21st century!

Norman Reedus would very much like to have a fucking word, OP.

Oooh, r7, I see your point, however at least Norman was once naturally gorgeous, whereas Keith has never been so? Even with his make-over and cosmetic refurbishments.

He's repellent. Did you know there's not a single instance in his entire time as a celeb when he didn't have most of his ears covered by those ratty clip-ons?

Even with short hair, he had those gross tufts streaming down his ears. There's something going on there, either complete baldness on the sides, or cheek-related body dysmorphia. I find it all very intriguing. And irritating.

Everyone a WIG is fine.

However I am unable to endure the fact that he may be sporting a

RATTY KOREAN WIG

He plays guitar pretty well.

At least the photographer got to see him naked.

He showed a bit of bush in that shoot. I wonder if this was why he is embarrassed by appearing in Playgirl.

He should be embarrassed by all his hairstyles.

All that styling and he's never been good looking. It's not like Kidman doesn't know the surgeons to make improvements.

[quote] He’s so fem and delicate looking.

His only redeeming qualities.

He looks like the most demure femme lesbian in all of Nashville.

I can't believe how old their kids are now. Have they really been getting plastic surgery together for that long? Real love.

Why does one of their daughters look like me?

They definitely make fun of their dad's wigs behind his back.

Keith Urban seems like an OK guy. I loved "You'll Think of Me." Here he is with Glen Campbell, Wichita Lineman.

Wow he’s ugly!

He's shiny and pointy in all the wrong places.

He's a KAREN!

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He's venturing into Johnny Depp territory at this point.

I used to love that But for the Grace of God Go I song

How long until he starts looking like Suzanne Somers?

I didn't know Country music was popular in Australia.

I imagine him looking exactly like a Ken Doll when naked .... and that's not a compliment. I wonder if Nicole has ever had a proper pounding?

Amateur.

No, Keith looks worse than Tom. But you do have to wonder if Nicole has some terrifying ability to cause the men she's with to go for terrible hair looks.

Tom and his hair were hot as fuck in MI2.

The wig is bad, but the cheek fillers are criminal.

R30, Ewen McGregor, maybe?

he'd make a good lesbian tennis coach

Did Keith and Martina Navratilova do a Freaky Friday?

[quote] he'd make a good lesbian tennis coach

But a less masculine one than them.

Keith or Martina?

Not my type At All. But after all those years faking it with TC I guess Nicole needed a complete change.

He looks like a male Jewel.

ONJ was singing country back in the 70s. Australia's love of country music (an expression of a subset of American culture that one would guess is completely alien to Australians) has never been explained to me.

He seems so sleazy snd smug in the nude pics.

And check out his platform shoes at r25, yet Nicole still towers over him.

All the pics of them whispering and canoodling are kind of gross. Very embarrassing for their kids.

That great America on the other side of the sphere, Australia.

Wouldn't "Rural" have been a more fitting last name?

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Nicole knows what looks good, why doesn't she say something to him? Maybe to avoid an argument, I guess.

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