Mando

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Thank God.

I hate the ads from this bitch, they are the worst. they turn me off from buying the product.

this woman always makes me think of this

Repugnant.

Does it handle the dreaded stank sleeve?

R6 Mando handles everything

Isn't this just because fat Americans can't clean themselves properly anymore?

Is Mando better than Mandingo?

Hey Mando, Mando Italiano!

I wonder who's idea it was, having this overweight, ugly lady yelling at a people to buy this over-priced crap.

Can't decide which is worse: watching this Lume woman barking on screen or Billy Porter strutting down the red carpet.

Which scent would Eliot Page choose?

I don’t want my crack to smell like tobacco

There used to be this male version of FDS called (of all things) FOUL BALL. It came in three fragrances: Cocky Lime, Fruit Punch, and Straight.

Now be ready for a hookup at the drop of a... pants.

Sorry, cunt.

My shit don't stink.

But smellllllll you!

Smell better naked is the tag line

I’m changing my response on the useless Christmas gifts thread to Mando!

Someone please melt this asshole woman with boric acid. Thanks in advance.

The main question is, and I should have done a search, is do any Lume products actually work as advertised?

Look out next time you go down on trade you pick up at a bar, nightclub, or toilet block. You may get a mouthful of heavily scented Mando instead of man musk.

R21, yes.

Question: When deodorants and such advertise "72 hour odor control" is that under the assumption that you did or did NOT bathe during those 72 hours?

If you bathe, don't you wash it off? If you don't bathe - well, that's just gross. If you do bathe and don't wash it off, you're not bathing correctly.

Lume's a shit product, read the online reviews.

"The toasted coconut scent probably does a great job at covering body odor because it already smells like body odor. Seriously, it smells like someone sprayed their gym socks with dollar store artificial coconut air freshener."

"I tried using more of the product, but it only made things worse by creating a smell that combined body odor and moldy flowers."

" I am shocked that people are using this product. I bought the unscented because of all the concerns with the scented so many people had complaints about them. The unscented smells like a combination of chemicals, Crusty feet, Crusty onions and butt"

"The cream deodorant has a smell that far exceeds any type of body odor I could ever have."

"This stuff smells so gross. I put it on and started noticing a dirty gym sock smell. I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from and then realized it was coming from me! "

"It sort of smells like, if a wet dog were to roll in a rotten coconut. Who wants to smell like that…?"

"I had high hopes for this product but it smells like a portopotty."

"This product straight up smells like ass in a bottle. My kids even say it smells like poop. I don't know how it's supposed to be good for intimate parts this thing made me gag 🤢 I have tried the lavender scent too and it smells like ass with perfume added."

"Throughout the day, I started to smell like a car air freshener and sour butt. "

"Smells very bad - like urine."

"Not even my DOG could deal with this smell."

"Smells extremely sour, almost like if you’ve had a UTI."

I loved Lume at first but it ate the skin off of my armpits and it took weeks for them to get back to normal.

she says "Smell better naked".

i believe her.

Yes! Let's apply more chemicals to our mucous membranes at a time when cancer rates are skyrocketing among young people, probably because of environmental toxins!

Just take a fucking shower.

Is it pronounced “man doo” or “man dough”? The former sounds like Erna territory (yuck!) and the second sounds like something vile you’d pick up in a bakery kitchen.

I want to see a commercial with a guy soaping up his buttcrack and taking a whiff of his fingers like they have for the women's version.

Very expensive and I don't want to pay for shipping for deodorant. If it ain't in the drugstore I'm not interested.

Is it made from chemicals or is it organic in nature? I thought it was some 'live culture' type of formula but maybe I'm confusing it with something else.

[quote]Yes! Let's apply more chemicals to our mucous membranes at a time when cancer rates are skyrocketing among young people, probably because of environmental toxins!

Yeah, this doesn't seem safe.

Deodorant fine. Antiperspirant - well, I guess it's necessary.

As for the rest - learn how to wipe your damn ass and take a shower every day.

[quote]The main question is, and I should have done a search, is do any Lume products actually work as advertised?

No.

I was channel surfing just now and one of the commercials with that horrible blond Gorgon spokeswoman came on and before I could mute the TV or switch channels I heard her call herself a doctor.

*Warning * graphic content:

An idiotic friend of mine (housfrau) used this (I'm pretty sure incorrectly) but wound up with an awful yeast infection. I was apprised of the situation after she told me she'd bought it (because she overshares everything) I told her to throw that garbage away, was going to be nothing but trouble, next update (I was right) was the yeast infection bit. Anything this garbage is used on seems to alter pH levels to an unhealthy degree.

I absolutely loathe the spokesperson, her greasy skin and gross vocabulary about pits, cracks and folds 🤮

They must have fed acid to the fucking focus groups.

"I don’t want my crack to smell like tobacco"

Mine does.

did you get the Mando gift set for Xmas? oh, you are the lucky one. Now slide the stick across all of that hair. Smell better naked?

My balls stink.

Wayne State University Medical School should be embarrassed by this woman.

My nephew said "it smelled like something was cooking" in his arm pits.

I just opened a stick. I’m straddling it while coating my taint with the stuff

I’ve been using the acidified body wash (Bourbon Leather; do not love the scent) and the deodorant stick (Mt Fiji; like the scent though a bit strong) and they do work well. I’ve only used the stick under my arms, even though it say for “balls, pits, and feet.” The cream deodorant is suspect and appears to generate the most complaints, though people overall seem positive on it.

I'm going to invent a creme that smells like a young, sweaty jock who hasn't showered in two days.

R46 was lured into that pussy woman’s vile sales campaign. You’re gullible

This unhinged ugly bitch reminds me of Crazy Eddie, minus the charm and humor.

Yeah, I'll stick with Tussy. I've gone back to this since I have a lot of scar tissue under my arms. And it works anywhere I think that I should use a deodorant.

Erm, or you could just take a shower. And wash properly.

[quote]Yeah, I'll stick with Tussy.

Tussy .... for your mussy.

r48 actually, I've never seen the entirety of one of her ads for the other brand, just snippets on social media. I don't watch regular TV, and don't get ads on what I do watch. I haven't for years so there are likely thousands of commercials I've never seen. And I don't know what to tell you. The stuff works. I generally shower twice a day, but I've intentionally gone longer to test out the soap and it does what it says. I'd definitely choose a different scent, but no complaints otherwise.

I mean, let’s be real, you can’t cover up a dead body

WHO are all of these vile smelling people that this stupid bitch wants to smell better? She made some powder paste at her house and was rich enough to package and market it. This is nothing that is t already on the market. She’s so incredibly obnoxious and off putting but seems to relish in the anger and dislike that’s heaped on her for her nasty, obnoxious constantly running commercials. Do Jewish women have body odor issues we didn’t know about, because Dr Klingman and her ripe crotch need to fuck off already. .

And R53 is the SAME rabid fan Frau who posts in all these threads about how she doesn’t watch TV (notice how she goes on and on and on asserting her lack of tv viewing) but how she accidentally bought some and it’s awesome and works etc etc etc. F&F her

R52 you almost had it. Please recite the following

TUSSY FOR YOUR IMAGINARY PUSSY!