You Get to Eat ONE Celebrity Ass

You forgot the ugly hot dwarf Barry Keoghan OP

I wouid chow down on that menacing Irish midget ass so hard…

Where is Vivian Vance?

Pedro Pascal?

Iain Armitage

Tastes like chicken.

Jakey G, and it's not even close.

Michael B. Jordan’s ass looks quite meaty. I have a feeling he likes getting his ass eaten.

What about Tim-O-Tay's scrawny ass?

Raise your standards, OP.

There isn’t a single man on there I would eat out.

Henry Cavill

None of the above. Try Jason Momoa.

Who's Julian Morris?

Google it you lazy whore ^

Not everybody wants to eat ass.

I wanna vote for Jake G, but unfortunately he has a pretty solid reputation for bad personal hygiene. I know that would be a plus for Erna, but for the rest of us it’s a damn pity.

I'll take one all-you-can-eat buffet ticket to Tom Daley's chlorinated buns and hole, please.

R13, you're a party pooper....maybe I should have phrased that differently.

I really want to eat Shawn Mendes’ ass, but I’ve been wanting to eat Ryan Phillippe’s ass for like 20 years now so he gets my vote.

Gerard Butler

Timothée Chalamet

No Luke Edwards?!!! My dream ass to eat, and I don't eat ass.

Morgan Spector please.

Back in the day, Jimmy McNichol

I'm hungry, so it's gotta be a big one.

Justin Trudeau

Eating ass is disgusting. Enjoy your E.coli.

Jens Peter, please.

I chili dog my tops!

Ross Lynch

r25, Oh Mary, please! Cheer up.

Dominic West

NPH.

Phil Dunster (Jamie Tartt from Ted Lasso). That thing is unbelievable.

R25 doesn’t understand about hygiene and no one has touched her bloated carcass since the Reagan administration.

Cooper Koch.

Shawn because it's young and clean and not big. As I will be fucking it as well as eating it. And I don't have huge dong so it works best with flat young asses. I know, TMI

Ross Matthews?

Is there any way to vote for Gene Kelly circa 1948?

Zelenskyy

Liev Schreiber, butt he’s MARRIED😭

Ben Affleck, except it smells like J Lo's finger and Jack Daniels.

I am so so glad you fickle fagotts got over my pale round pinkish, some have said womanly, bubble butt!

Human centipede with Rob McElhenney and Ryan Reynolds

Carrot Top!

I truly can't identify with men who are repulsed by the thought of eating ass. I've been drawn to men's asses ever since I went through puberty. I'm mostly a bottom, but I love eating ass—almost more than I like receiving it (*almost*).

Kit Connor!

The Twitter account at R45 is familiar some how. Isn’t wanting to feast on an ass breakfast, lunch, and dinner one of the lines that Seacow used on Aaron Schock?

Meluma for sure

Photographic evidence of Dominic West's delectable ass (I'd eat it for hours, but I'd ultimately need that man to fuck me when it's done)

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

RyGod is a strong second, threatening to take the lead.

This list sucks.

I knew Trude would get the most votes.

Mario Lopez!

He's got that peanut butter ass. Brown, smooth, and easy to spread.

How is Henry Cavill not on this list.

Jeremy Allen White

Matt Damon at R41 is channelling Miyoshi Umeki.

So Justin Trudeau is in 1st place, with Ryan Phillippe in 2nd.

Interesting results.

I see you LaWanda Page at r53.

Russell Tovey.

And if he farts, I'd try and ignore it and carry on like Jesus would want me to.

Julian Morris, but I'd flip him over, and after slowly eating all parts connecting to it, I'd suck his cock.

Chris Hemsworth

Team Justin's Ass.

Thad Luckinbill at 1:15; an eater's delight. I gasped.

[quote]You Get to Eat ONE Celebrity Ass

Goody!

Justin’s Ass team

I’ll take the time machine back to the 50’s & have a go at Tab or Robert Wagner. Or late 30’s & a young John Wayne.

I'll take Lee Pace (not on the list). I like those tall drinks of water.....and ass.

Columbus Short all day and all night long.

Bieber, since he has the shortest queue to eat his hole

Justin B

None of them. They've all been slutted out on the casting couch. Justin Bieber's hole is the size of a quarter dollar.

R71 like your hole wasn’t slutted out. At least they got a job out of it.

Michael B Jordan and I’d turn him around and deep throat’s his thick cock too.

Lady Nicholas Fairford.

Are Tyson Gay, Anthony Recker, and Sidney Crosby considered celebrities?

If so: The choice would be almost impossible.

R75. I’m good with it. But you have to choose one ass.

Okay fine, R76

I choose TYSON GAY

R68, Teabag, who?

Is Tanner Novlan a celebrity?

I suppose I would eat Justin Bieber's ass but I'm not sure I want to eat his pussy, too.

Several of OP's choices have flat asses.

Lens Dunham!

R70, as your photos show, Justin Bieber is circumcised, which is a plus.

The Pillsbury Dough Boy…

You had one job.

Does it have to be a celebrity because I’m kind of hot for the kid at Walgreens.

[quote] Does it have to be a celebrity because I’m kind of hot for the kid at Walgreens.

Make him a star!

Philippe is the most beautiful

Gosling and Morris are both sexy

Efron & Bieber offer the nostalgia of how hot they were in their prime twink years

Tom Holland. I doubt very much if Zendaya has tasted his hole.

Christian Bale

[quote]You Get to Eat ONE Celebrity Ass

That reads like a threat. As if I asked to eat a dozen celebrity asses.

Shakira

OP why didn’t you put any females in your poll. It is disrespectful to the lesbians and bisexual men who frequent here.

STFU, R93.

The OP is interested in male ass, only. And there's nothing wrong with that.

This is a site for gay men, though not exclusively.

Ryan Philippe is still a "celebrity"? In 2023?

No, R95, but his son is.

Matt Bomer.

R93 - and he left out Sam Smith too, even though that ass could feed a family of 12 for a week.

Please, do women even eat other women's arses?

R97, hell, yes.

You only get one!

Peak Ryan Phillippe hands down.

This Ryan Phillipe?

^Phillippe

He with the smoothest anus may ride upon my tongue.

F you

Choice.

I would die a happy man if Christian Bale sat on my face smothered me to death with his hole

Charlie Hunnam - brown-skinned blond.

Brown skinned, R109?

Yeah, he has a natural tan.

I don’t see it as brown though.

Harris Dickinson... it's a little flat for a guy with a body so appealing. But I just know it tastes like vanilla and smells like sandalwood. Or perhaps tastes like sandalwood and smells like vanilla.

Oscar Isaac.

[quote]Charlie Hunnam - brown-skinned blond.

This?

Or, the twink Charlie?

Just look at this pic from another thread - he's definitely brown-skinned.

Jon Ossoff

That’s brown, R117?

Trump

Been there, done that, many times, still do

Blind we are…

In this current moment, I'm going to have to go with Jacob Elordi.

Martha Stewart

R120, eating Trump's ass is Miss Lindsey's favorite thing to do:

[quote] Just look at this pic from another thread

From which thread is that pic, R117?

None of them on OP's list. I choose Henry Cavill.

From the list I chose Trudeau.

I’m old school though. I’d time travel and eat out Christopher Atkins’s ass circa 1982.

Well, if we're travelling back in time - Ward Bond or George O'Brien in c. 1935.

Pandora's box: I'd eat out Ganymede, circa 350BCE

How old is r128? I'm middle-aged and I have no idea who you're talking about.

Gary Lockwood anytime 1960s.

Shawn Michaels aka HBK circa 1996. Yummy bum!

Jason Priestley in his prime

Where is Meloni in all this ass talk?! There can’t be an ass thread without Meloni!

[quote] Where is Meloni in all this ass talk?!

He has a weird-shaped head like Bert from Sesame Street.

[quote]Where is Meloni in all this ass talk?

Hello!

My vote would be Tom Holland.

My tongue and Tyler Posey’s ass would be great companions!

Of the ones listed, it'd be "Ryan Phillippe in his prime". Not now, but during his "Cruel Intentions" years.

Chris Hemsworth

I'm not deciding until I hear a full report from Anne E. Lingus.

Brandon Perea.

Beiber - if there was an usher to show me in.

Be warned... when you eat (or kiss) ass you end up with a face full of shit.

R145 not an immaculately clean one.

R140, i voted for Ryan Philippe (in the absence of the Damon Butt), i d do it either in his prime or now.

What’s appealing about the Damon Butt over the Phillippe Butt?