Marlo Thomas posted this video on Instagram

Ageless beauty

Yikes. Her face looks like it was filmed from the other side of a glass coffee table!

What kind of skin disease causes that amount of facial swelling?

Jesus Christ a warning next time, OP!

[quote]What kind of skin disease causes that amount of facial swelling?

Havinglowselfesteemandgettingunnecessarycosmeticproceduresratherthanaginggracefully

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is she still together with Phil Donahue? You mean to say he has to look at that all day long? The horror.

You look marvelous, Marlo. Don't let anyone tell you different. That is one helluva jawline.

Surprisingly, she’s still with Phil. But to be fair, he spent so much time around freaks in the 70’s and 80’s, Marlo seems normal by comparison.

oh jebus

Lol, R10. Good point.

Jackie Stallone looks better than her dead.

However she would have aged naturally, it has to be better than this. She no longer looks human.

How many St. Jude kids as she frightened to death?

“That Corpse”.

Lilies! Coffins! Eulogies! That corpse!

Servants! Bitchslapped! Cuntings! That corpse!

If you find just one corpse to drag

Oh just one corpse to drag

Then you'll drag

Marlo's corpse too!

It’s surreal to me when older rich RICH rich celebs do this. It’s like, “Marlo, you have ARRIVED. You don’t have to play the game anymore!”

You’d think she’d just arrived in Hollywood and her kids wouldn’t eat unless she could look 25. The desperation! But, she probably has 10 houses…!

She looks like someone should be having a telethon to prevent her.

She must be blind as a bat which her plastic surgeon and dermatologist take advantage of.

What the fuck is wrong with this woman. This champion of feminism, Free To Be You and Me., Miss Independence…. Seriously, is there something in the vitamins aging women take that turns them into wannabe Stepford Wives? She looks like a Marie Osmond death mask. And this stupid trick about the older you get the lighter your hair should be. They all look like they are wearing Kathy Lee’s hair. How bout grey?

That Ghoul!

She looks like a "That Girl" doll that melted.

Tragic. And to think she was once a role model!

Does she still fly kites in Central Park?

You really do get the face you deserve over time.

She looks like a Spitting Image puppet.

Change "Steven" to "Mamacita" and the whole thing is pretty uncanny, right down to the Pepsi bottle with straw.

It’s like she has an entirely new and synthetic face painfully implanted on top of her old face, or whatever is left of it. She really is something out of a horror movie ([italic]Les yeux sans visage[/italic] comes to mind).

Marlo can actually look in a mirror and not see how bizarre she looks?

She does amazing work for St. Jude’s.

I love her for that.

I worked on off-Broadway show she was in back in the day. She was a horrible person - the worst celebrity I’ve ever dealt with by far. We had PR pictures shown to her for approval and she threw a fit because she didn’t like them. She kept yelling at us and asking her assistant “My face doesn’t look like that, right? My face doesn’t look like THAT!!!” Uh, yeah, lady, that’s your face. You are a middle aged woman. Nothing wrong with that. She made us photoshop them to the point she looked ridiculous.

Thanksgiving or Halloween?

Well, R32 solved the mystery for us. She’s a vain woman suffering from body dysmorphic disorder.

I like the woman in the background of OP’s photo. She’s thinking, “Yeah, I know. Just please don’t ask me anything.”

I don’t think she looks too bad.

I was thinking the same thing^^^

Her brother was a producer on Golden Girls and supposedly they all loved him.

I'd like to see what some of you cunty bitches look like. At least she does some good in the world.

She looks frightful. She shouldn't be allowed out of the house.

Fuck me Donald, I'm scared!

She can barely speak.

i see she mostly breathes out of her mouth due to the extreme alternations to her nose and face.

I think she looks fabulous!

Doctors are simply making these (rich) people look however the rich person wants to look. No matter if the look has any semblance of reality. This seemingly new thing, with the jawline, is especially bizarre. Very few humans have that jawline.

TL DR: She looks like Claymation™️.

it's her nose. watch a video of her speaking sometime it's really quite amazing how she speaks and breathes after the botched butchering.

So young.

It's not just her nose R46.

She's probably getting all kinds of calls for young ingenue roles now!

These women (and of course some men) all get the same type of procedures and end up with the same look and they keep doing it over and over and over even after seeing a Marlo, or Stockard Channing, or Meg Ryan and what they turn into. It's got to be some kind of dysmorphia because they wouldn't all keep doing it if they didn't think it looked great, right? Maybe to famous people it looks wonderful? I don't get it. I do hope they're happy with it, though. I do.

Marlo’s original nose.

Who is your surgeon, dear? I simply must have his name to be sure to avoid him.

She does look like a Spitting Image puppet. That’s not an exaggeration.

So scary that so many people lose the ability to actually see themselves with any semblance of objective reality once they start with the plastic surgery. I guess it’s typical to zero in on specific things you don’t like about your face (on any given day) rather than take in your whole face.

I don’t know. I just find it so strange how so many people who can afford plastic surgery end up becoming so blind to what they actually look like.

She looks like the Joker. Terrifying!

The ubiquity of the extremes people go to are truly baffling. The days of the wise dowager among the very wealthy (think the Maggie Smith character in Downton) are gone.. If Bewitched was a modern sitcom, Endora would have to be a cosmetic version rather than the wisened bitchy mother in law.

"Who is your surgeon, dear? I simply must have his name to be sure to avoid him."

I don't know, but you can rest assured he graduated at the bottom of his class.

Gasp

What's supposed to be wrong with her? She is a natural beauty if I ever saw one!

Signed,

Jocelyn Wildenstein, Honorary President of the Worldwide Surgery Free Beauties Organization

she can't even move her face

I saw a closeup upshoot photo of her the other day and the poor thing's nose has been cinched so tight I seriously doubt she can get much air in there at all now.

I think Diahann Carroll had very good plastic surgery when she was older. I can't think of another actress who is natural looking.

I'm glad poor Ted Bessell died before he had to see what this fool has done to her face.

Actually R58 is one of Jocelyne's better photos.

R3- There’s a Star Trek movie 🎥 from 1998 called Insurrection. There’s a scene where an alien is getting his face tightened just like Katherine Helmond.

What a monster.

Everything everyone how horrid she is seems to have taken root in that big deformed rutabaga of a head. There's no bucket big enough to hold that thing. She must have handlers to keep it from hitting the floor multiple times a day.

R61, Florence Henderson had very good plastic surgery done.

The Elephant Woman

[quote]I can't think of another actress who is natural looking.

M has had good work done.

Okay thanks, R66. I did not know that.

When they do a close-up of Marlo's face in the Hallmark movie at the 45 second mark of the "Today Show" video, her abnormally narrow nose looks ridiculous.

Serious question: Why do people do that to themselves? I get that our own view gets distorted but how can you have zero friends who tell you to stop, before you wind up like this? That's the real tragedy.

#70, it's some kind of body dysmorphia. They forget what they originally looked like and keep adding-on more things.

As long as the wrinkles are gone it's okay... right?

I’m pushing 90, but I dare you to find a wrinkle, bitches!

[quote]I worked on off-Broadway show she was in back in the day. She was a horrible person - the worst celebrity I’ve ever dealt with by far.

A friend of a friend worked for her and said she was a histrionic nightmare. Phil was nicer and knew Marlo was nuts but didn't intervene too much.

If you have the chance to watch "A Magical Christmas Village," her Hallmark movie, it's worth it just for the experience of gawking at her face from various angles.

A must read.

Things have gone really downhill.

If she had led a healthy life and not gotten any plastic surgery, surely she would have looked much better in her old age.

R75- She was so adorable with her mid 60's hairdo on THAT GIRL.

True R76. She was really cute. I wonder if she had her diva personality even back then.

She wants to look her best to give you this Ah-DOOOE-wable blanket for your small gift of $500. She's also pitching The Today Show on a televised knife-fight between her and one of the Shriners commercials kids.

#TeamMarlo

R18 The sad thing is you're implying that in the "Hollywood game" that would be considered attractive.

Google Marlo Thomas teenager. Looks like she was born with a big nose, then had it fixed before she became That Girl. Suspect she's been insecure about her looks all her life and never got over it. That's what leads to excess cosmetic surgery in people, also anorexia.

When her face began to sag Lucille Ball (who was reported to be terrified of having a surgical face lift) used to get temporary face lifts before she appeared at public events where they would take wires with thin stick-on pads at the ends they would adhere all around her hairline, then pull all the wires back under her hair and attach them to a ring back at the crown of her head. Once her hair was styled you could never see the pads stuck to her face.

Marlo has alopecia. Who knew.

Click over to 1:27:24 in this "This is Your Life" clip. There is Marlo on the left, looking like a Lebanese/Italian refugee.

This episode is from 1954. It is amazing how in just 12 years, she transformed into the Marlo Thomas of "That Girl". You'd never think that possible seeing her here.

Marlo never had children for fear they would be born with her original nose.

Same for Jennifer Aniston.

It happens R84.

She doesn't even look human. The plastic surgeon should be sued.

She’s truly gone from “That Girl” to “Who’s That?”

Marlo, you're hired. We can save a lot of cash on puppet special effects.

She’s got this at home.

Gosh R80, you're right - she was the very personification of plainness. It's astonishing what a rhinoplasty and make up can do.

Marlo was on “The View” a few years ago, I remember, promoting her work for St. Jude. Don’t get me wrong - I commend and respect all of her work she’s done for that charity. At the same time, her face is terrifying now. Yikes! I commented about that on a YouTube video of that clip from “The View” and wow, I got some pretty nasty replies all because I pointed out her plastic surgery.

Liv Ullmann, someone I admire, is only a year younger than Marlo. I have seen Liv in recent clips of interviews she has done and I have to give Liv credit where credit is due for deciding to age naturally and not botch her face like Marlo did. Marlo (and a lot of younger women in general) could learn a thing or two from Liv.

Good find, R90.

I suspect she's anticipating a Friends reunion and wants to be prepared if she's called back to play Rachel's mother again...

WHY do women do this to themselves????WHY??? I look at Jane Fonda, Rita Moreno, Helen Mirren...even Susan Sarandon, and they look like themselves. Of course they had some work done. A little "freshening up. But this shit mess is very prevalent today. The women all look like Cat Lady. WTF. Don't they see the effects of it on other women? Do they really believe they can escape it? Barbra Streisand is another one. She needs to stop.

Do she and Tina Louise ever do lunch?

Forever young.

Liv Ullmann looks great, very attractive. Nothing wrong with aging. Marlo looks like The Mask.

My momma is 77 and never had any work done and she looks better than all these bitches. She puts creams and lotions on her face and neck. And she stopped eating red meat and drinking alcohol. A glass of wine now and then on special occasions. She could stand to lose a few pounds.

Coffee table face.

R83 In addition to the nose job, it looks like Marlo lost weight in her face during the time between the photo linked in R51 and That Girl. Regarding the Princess Leia hairdo in that photo, Carrie Fisher said many times that the hairdo made her already-round face look even rounder.

R94, Jane looks pulled. Even she said that she regrets it and doesn’t recognize herself.

"Make me look as much like a V for Vendetta mask as possible, except without the mustache and beard!"

--Marlo to her plastic surgeon

I'd rather be naturally ugly than spend thousands of dollars and go under the knife and end up looking like a Halloween fright mask.

Y'all are mean. I think Ghostface looks fabulous!

A true cautionary tale.

What's her annual salary at St.Jude's and is she paid extra for each commercial?

R101, I did acknowledge she had work done. And I know she regrets it, but Jane at least looks like herself. And for someone in their 80's she looks damned good.

R94/R107 here, and Jane at least wears a wig that's age appropriate. : )

Had she aged naturally with maybe a little touch up she would have looked fine. She was always a trim, attractive woman. If she thinks what she did to her face makes her look younger then she's delusional.

They'll have to change the picture on that kite

Michael Jackson and Marlo Thomas - same face

She still looked pretty cute as Rachel's mom on Friends and you could tell she was a version of the old Marlo. Now her eyes are slits and her face is pumped full of fillers to the max. I wonder if she has that juviderm hardening or whatever it is. She needs to go on Botched and get the equally ghoulish Dr. Dubrow to correct some of this shit.

CAn this be fixed? Can a doctor "un fill" her face?

100 replies and not a single one of you is capable of a simple YT search? SMDH

What's more disgusting: Marlo's face or Danny Thomas jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while a prostitute took a shit on it?

Yikes r69! She looks like a Star Trek alien.

r81 Bette Davis did the same thing until she finally broke down and got a facelift in the late 70s.

What do these bitches say to their plastic surgeons? "Make me look like The Joker?"

Maybe she never watches her TV appearances. I can't believe that after watching her appearance on The Today show at R114, she would say "Wow, I look fabulous."

Poor kids at St. Jude's have to look at the bizarre, mutant lady and pretend she looks normal.

Phil makes her wear a bag over her head when she's home.

She's gone from "That Girl !" to "That"!

GOALS

Apparently, it's true.

You DO get the face you deserve.

Phil looks fine at R89. At least he can move all parts of his face. Much better than looking bizarre like Marlo and having people constantly stare at you and grimace.

What does she want mountains of more gold for? Unless she’s raising it for charity there really isn’t much point (?)

She did do a production of “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” once. I wonder how she was. As good as Bonnie Franklin’s Martha??

Phil Donahue should have played George.

[quote]R79 The sad thing is you're implying that in the "Hollywood game" that would be considered attractive.

I’m saying that in the “Hollywood game” YOUTH is considered attractive. (I don’t mean to shout.)

Whether the goal is realistically achieved or not… well, we can all see.

[quote]Uh, yeah, lady, that’s your face. You are a middle aged woman. Nothing wrong with that.

Middle-aged? She's 86!

R83- Lebanese/Italian refugee

LOL 😁

but I agree- in such a short period of time she was so much older AND SO different looking and pretty by 1966.

At least she stays away from cold cuts!

Marlo is 86 and Phil is 87.

Still, her face is extreme.

She wore two sets of false eyelashes on “That Girl”.

Will they recycle her face once she passes?

Going on 90 and trying to look 20

sad

Marlo Thomas IS Norma Desmond!

So staged.

Kristin Davis in 30 years.

Thomas in the blink of an eye will be twice the age of Norma Desmond. Though that's true of all of us.

What's with the Zac Efron jawline? She's been going down this road about as long as Faye Dunaway, with the same diminishing returns/results.

a long time ago, in a land far away

She's a billionaire, so I don't think she cares what anybody thinks about her.

What does her money come from? She only had one hit show, but she does seem like the kind of mercenary shrew that bought up cheap real estate, evicting poor tenants right and left.

She’d also presumably have an inheritance from her dad. She’s a nepo baby, after all.

Really skeptical she's a billionaire, R140. What makes you think she is.

Danny Thomas' daughter should have taken a tip from Frank's famous daughter and just retired long ago to enjoy her life.

#goals!

She's morphing into a Pekingese.

It's been done already

What’s most revealing and kind of disturbing in that pic is the sense that she thinks she looks great. It really is a mental illness- body dysmorphia? It’s kind of like late life anorexia nervosa.

[quote]What does her money come from?

Celebrity net worth websites probably overestimate the impact of her inheritance. Though her parents were wealthy, she wasn't their sole inheritor and her mom didn't die until Marlo was in her fifties. Phil Donahue made a killing through his syndication deals. That's the source of most of their marital wealth. He was pulling in $20 million per year in the early '90s, which is equivalent to $40 million per year today adjusted for inflation.

“Free to Be You and a Rankin/Bass Puppet”

^^ thanks

She could be in the next Chuckie movie as the Bride of Chuckie.

It's believed that Marlo had three nose jobs, not just one before becoming Ann Marie. That makes sense because her honker was so bad. It would also explain her slavish devotion to plastic surgery. She never would have gotten where she did had it not been for plastic surgery, so she thinks it will continue if she keeps going under the knife.

She's in Michael Jackson territory.

You can see she gradually gets more attractive in her supporting roles and it's not because she's maturing.

Never will I understand how a plastic surgery patient, let alone their surgeon, could sanely and realistically look at the template for that face type and decide: “Yes, this is how it should end up looking!” (??) Simply amazing.

But I feel like this is pretty standard for those who have plastic surgery, they became used to what their face looks like and have a hard time seeing how unusual they look. I love Nicole Kidman but lately the work is getting distracting, but I'm sure she can't see that. Isn't that what Courtney Cox said happened to her, the bizarrness of her appearance became normal to her.

Dumb bitch.

Why, oh, why? This has got to stop. Plastic Surgeons are not going to stop these women from ruining their faces, they get rich. Seriously, she just cannot stop. The saddest part is she cannot see what we see. Devastating, just devastating.

I forgot to add R158 she looks like a man in drag.

"Kaleb! It's Alec! You have GOT to get in here and see THIS!"

I've always heard she was a fairly terrible person, but that was just on the inside

Those are some interesting angles in her face.

[quote]Never will I understand how a plastic surgery patient, let alone their surgeon, could sanely and realistically look at the template for that face type and decide: “Yes, this is how it should end up looking!”

I would guess that there's only so much that can be done for an 86-year-old, even by a skilled plastic surgeon. You can't stretch skin that has no elasticity left.

Has she tried Crepe Erase? It's done wonders for me!

What is most disturbing to me is the really fuckedup mess with her nose. WTF. How in hell could any surgeon do such a thing. It's outrageous.

You would think with all her money she could afford a good plastic surgeon, like Lynda Carter and Jacklyn Smith. I think they look really good for all the plastic surgery they've had.

R143 Which one was the famous daughter?

I don't get why these women can't see what they look like.

She gets the syndication money from all of her father's classic TV shows that he produced. She's definitely a billionaire.

Look at her with a slight squint, through a glass table top, slightly dusty, and ... well, it'll do in a pinch. So to speak.

Danny Thomas had one of the biggest schnozzes in the business, and it was often the butt of other comedians’ jokes. Danny played along, but being told you’re ugly (i.e., inferior in the entertainment world) might cause some people to compensate by pushing themselves harder. Danny Thomas went from being a night club singer to a major television star and producer.

Marlo was kind of cursed to be born with a nose that resembled his. Let’s face it-she was probably teased from a young age the way Danny was for the way she looked. He often said she was a headstrong “Little Miss Know-It-All” from a very young age. Maybe she never got over the way she looked originally and constantly felt she had to look “better,” even if she really ended up looking worse.

None of that would excuse her horrible behavior. I’m just wondering if she was traumatized when she was young and never got over it.

When was her first nose job?

[quote]Marlo Thomas IS Norma Desmond!

Marlo Thomas was Norma Desmond's age in 1987!

On The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, 1960

And on the Joey Bishop Show in 1961. A different nose in each of the three pictures

[quote]She gets the syndication money from all of her father's classic TV shows that he produced. She's definitely a billionaire.

Yeah, I can hardly turn on the tv without seeing those "Make Room for Daddy" reruns!

What year do you think this is, 1966?

You’re forgetting The Andy Griffith Show, R176.

R172 Maybe it’s telling that the children are posed like servants holding Danny’s shoes and what appear to be items from a jewelry box.

[quote]Maybe it’s telling that the children are posed like servants holding Danny’s shoes and what appear to be items from a jewelry box.

It's a humidor (where the cigar came from), the oldest daughter is about to strike a match to light the cigar, and the shoes are his bedroom slippers.

R179 Thanks for explaining that. It was certainly a very different time.

People don't realize what a crapshoot plastic surgery is, even with the best surgeons.

[quote]You’re forgetting The Andy Griffith Show, [R176].

And the Dick Van Dyke Show, R177.

Marlo obviously fears looking her age. She must prefer looking ageless, even if otherworldly.

Marlo had GREAT plastic surgery by the time That Girl started, and I think by then it was her third or fourth nose job. But she couldn't stop. It's like Joan Rivers: she grew up convinced she was ugly, and that only plastic surgery could make her stay pretty. It's the same story as Joan Rivers 9except Joan never really looked pretty, only less homely for a while than she was with her original nose).

Yes, R184, but for plastic surgery she would never have been Marlo Thomas.

Even with her success, is there anyone else named Marlo?

Marlo in 1976 at the Academy Awards, no longer looking cute, but mature and actually rather stunning.

Yeah, it's hard getting old when you once looked like this.

Marlo’s Martha wasn’t so hot, apparently.

————— [bold]Review/Theater; 'Virginia Woolf,' With Marlo Thomas, By Mel Gussow (Jan. 23, 1992)[/bold]

[italic] …Thirty years later, "Virginia Woolf," in revival at the Hartford Stage Company, retains its natural ferocity and brilliance. This is in spite of a production that is crucially marred in one of its two principal roles.

Although Robert Foxworth has all the self-harmful bitterness for George, Marlo Thomas is an unsuitable Martha. She takes a straightforward approach and misses the primal terror that is so essential to the character. As described by the author, Martha is "a large, boisterous woman." Ms. Thomas is petite and neatly groomed. At the very least, she should have decosmetized her looks, as Elizabeth Taylor did in the film version of the play. The character is blowzy, the better to exude blatant sensuality.

From Ms. Thomas's entrance on John Conklin's surprisingly unimaginative set and her utterance of the line, "What a dump," it is evident that the actress is not equal to the challenge. She does not bray and she has no bite, as demanded by the role. One keeps wondering what she is doing in Martha's house (she is certainly not in Martha's shoes). By playing the role as she does, she diminishes the intensity of her relationship with George. Anyone seeing the play for the first time might think of them as a bickering couple and not as mutually destructive people, in George's words, who have suffered so much "blood under the bridge."

She only begins to rise to the emotional demands of the role at the end of the play, the aftermath of exorcism. After a disheartening delivery of the frantic monologue that opens the third act, she conveys a glimmer of the defeat that surrounds her. As a woman who has endured a marriage of lies, she moves past the point of accommodation and gropes for life support.

The final tearful scene between the married couple reminds one that Ms. Thomas has residual resources, as demonstrated in the television movie "Nobody's Child." But in this performance she does not encompass Martha, and Paul Weidner, as director, is unable to help her…

Even at the 1976 Oscars / R187, her nose is quite narrow.

[quote]R187 Marlo in 1976 at the Academy Awards

Why didn’t she buy some tits when she put in the order for the new nose?

She has morphed into Madame. Or a dried up appleface doll.

“Tina, bring me the ax!”

Her face reminds me of Priscilla Presley, who I think had a doctor injecting some illegal silicone or other bizarre substance into her face.

Goldie Hawn is really annoying in r187’s clip.

R194, I was just thinking the same thing. Her ditzy blonde was very popular, too.

R187 Geez, she was skinny.

I'm desperate to look younger!

R187 Why was Marlo Thomas even presenting at the Oscars?

Where the heck did Goldie find that ridiculous looking wig?

R198, She had only been in one movie, “Jenny”, in 1970.

Her second movie, “Thieves” would not be released until February of 1977.

She was cast in her then boyfriend Herb Gardner’s play Thieves on Broadway after Valerie Harper left the cast and Marlo was later cast in the film.

R174 that boy really LOVES that hot dog.

I knew a woman who was a regular on a tv show in the 50s. When she signed the contract they mandated a nosejob. By all accounts she had a small, decent schnozz before.

*adds 10lbs to the nose, apparently ^^^

Please, describe her face to me!

I can only imagine Marlo's hairy forearms as a teenager. She really rallied and managed to look pretty for a few years in her youth, but the good Lord certainly gave her very little to work with. What a dog!

[quote] She's a billionaire

She is no more a billionaire than you are. Don't be ludicrous.

No way in hell is Marlo Thomas a billionaire.

Pretending to be a billionaire is really cheesy.

She was very pretty after her nose job, in her youth. I wonder when she started what I call "panic" surgeries ? Was she in her 40's, or 50's or 60"s?

Has Marlo ever done an interview where she's discussed her numerous nose jobs?

Anne Marie...she never changes.

What the fuck is that?

It’s not so bad if she was going for the 70-year-old, unnaturally blond Filipina look.

A few years ago, I was watching the Oceans sequel/spin off with Cate Blanchett and Sandra Bullock, and at the end there’s a twist and four older actresses do a bit. I recognized Elizabeth Ashley but not the others and there was one whose face was just scary-awful. I was so caught up in trying to figure out who they were supposed to be that I missed their dialog altogether and I never knew what the twist was. Pretty sure that the scary looking one was Marlo.

It looks like the 1976 Oscars nose is her current one? In which case, it’s the cheeks filler crowding it out that’s the problem.

The only excuse is cancer of the jaw, part of it was removed, and she’s wearing a prosthetic one with those weird fake lips that the movie critic and Elizabeth Taylor had.

If Jerry Seinfeld is a billionaire, then so is Marlo. Jerrry had one successful show with syndication rights, Marlo had several because of her father.

What does she do with all that children's hospital money? I wonder if it's a good gig?

R216, You’re mistakenly comparing the 1950s/1960s to the 1990s.

I happen to think she is adorable!

Before her nose jobs, Marlo always seems to be scowling...

R220, It was the weight of those double false eyelashes.

Marlo when asked if she's ever had cosmetic surgery...

There’s a Marlo thread posted every year and we get it. She’s had too much surgery but she seems okay with it. Look, she’s smiling.

every time she smiles, she pulls her panties up

She's had so many face lifts every time she sits down her mouth snaps open.

[quote] She’s had too much surgery but she seems okay with it. Look, she’s smiling.

Easy enough when your face has been carved into only one possible expression.

From That Girl to That

Who is that gremlin in the corner. Spooky.

R 54 — is that picture fucking real ???? It’s a bad combo of the joker, Marlon as godfather , Polly pocket and a brunette baby Jane

Come on that’s not her, it’s her Spitting Image puppet. There’s no need to be that way.

R 89 — thanks a lot for the Phil image … I was sick enuf with the Marlo image

I’ll never forget .. an episode of Phil Donahue. with Ryan White ( for those of you under a rock - sweet boy who contracted HIV through a transfusion and suddenly people could have empathy for aids victims )

Phil: “ well Ryan, you’re so famous and all … don’t you like being famous ? “ Ryan , looking at Phil mustering as much disdain as a sweet angelic boy can , “ ummm… I’m going to die “

She looks like Travis the chimp got hold of her.

[quote]R89 — thanks a lot for the Phil image … I was sick enuf with the Marlo image

I wonder what you'll look like at his age.

I think that guy working on her hair is Oprah's old stylist.

She looks fine

Who knew DataLounge is available in Braille?

R224 R225 I’m sure those one-liners are in the Joan Rivers card catalog of jokes.

Imagine being married to someone who does this to themself- Donahue has always seemed like such a nice guy. She simply does not look human.

I always wonder what these women like this look like without makeup.

Like a distorted mask without make-up, R239.

R238, Hopefully, the Donahues have separate bedrooms.

Separate houses would be better, R241. Less chance of running into each other.

After circling this thread for a couple of days, I finally realized who she reminds me of in this pic.

Nepo baby

She looks almost lifelike!

[quote]She looks like Travis the chimp got hold of her.

There's a blast from the past, and the inspiration for a greatly underrated Datalounge thread.

She cut off her nose to spite her face.

"Phil seems like such a nice guy," "I feel sorry for Phil, being married to her," etc

People who stand by while their spouse screeches at and abuses everybody around them aren't "nice." They are angry people who want to lash out at others but also want to be perceived as nice - so they find a spouse to live vicariously through.

Or they’re completely browbeaten

She's starring in a new TV series called "That Thing!"

There are couples who have that fucked-up good cop/bad cop dynamic in which the aggressive partner screams and makes scenes with the tacit approval of the ostensibly 'good' partner so they both get their needs met, but a lot of the time the non-aggressive partner is in an abusive relationship.

Those cheeks combined with those lips are just fucking FREAKY.

The nose was fucked for years-

Has this bitch had 3-4 nosejobs or was the first one so bad that she has that Michael Jackson nose disintegrating thing going on?

At the very least, she has had 2 nose jobs- The initial one (probably in the 60's) and then another one in the 80's?

You can tell that she is a vile and nasty human being. And I agree with the comment about Phil, R248. Such a great point!

Marlo's got the pinched nose from Whoville now...

That video is giving me Rocky Dennis vibes.

All Marlo wants to do is get LOADED and LAID!!!!

I like her voice. That hasn’t changed.

Did her nose jobs wreck her voice. It's hard to tell what's affectation, but that squeaking, squawking voice on That Girl was really hard to take. Did she have a relatively normal voice in her early TV appearances.

Desmond the cunty butler-memoirist described Phil as a nice guy who was completely pussywhipped by "Miss Thomas."

Is that her actual face at OP and not subjected to a freak filter? The hair guy's face looks a bit off as well.

She is A beautiful!

"I want . . that girl??"

Marlo unable to carry a tune @ :44.

Now she just needs to borrow that background assistant's bad hair, and she'll almost be "That Carrot Top!"

Maybe she's beautiful and it's the world that is wrong

There's a thread on Reddit about Marlo being a huge cunt

Um no, R264. That can't be right.

Oh, Marlo looks differently because she has just been working out.

Damn, Marlo is 86 years old!

As has been mentioned on this thread several times, R268.

R268, Dyan Cannon is also 86 years old.

Wanting to look good for your age is great. But people of advanced age trying to look like they're 30 is a mental illness.

But I've always said. These old broads can get all the face and boob lifts they want, but there's nothing they can do about those hands.

Just look at the claw on that old broad. Clearly arthritic.

[quote]Just look at the claw on that old broad. Clearly arthritic.

But well manicured.

R262 Thank you for featuring ME!

Bomp bomp bomp bomp, baaaaahmp.

It's for her new one-woman show: Who's Afraid of Marlo Thomas? It's touring all the best houses in third tier cities to quasi-full houses.

I read that from a young age through her 30's (40's)?, Marlo was a heavy smoker. You can hear it in her voice, and a few pics of her you can see the lines around her lips (butthole lips). Of course all that's been "fixed".

R275 - What nonsense is all that about?

FUN FACT

Marlo’s godmother was Loretta Young.

These people who keep getting shit done to their faces end up becoming absolute caricatures— especially the fillers.

Just look at her.

R277 - That old whore?! Pffft.

R278 - Clearly she's starved for attention and this is one of the few venues still allowed to has-beens from fading completely into obscurity.

Does St. Jude receive any government funding?

They can actually maintain the facility, pay salaries and allow families of sick children to never have to pay a dime strictly through donations?

[quote]Clearly she's starved for attention and this is one of the few venues still allowed to has-beens from fading completely into obscurity.

Being Danny Thomas' daughter, staring in That Girl, married to Phil Donahue, representing St. Jude....even if she did nothing now, she's still permanent A list. She really doesn't have to try so hard.

Stuttering John from Howard Stern ambushed her and Gloria Steinem. Marlo was charming and Steinen was a cunt.

Storing chestnuts for winter.

No, really, that's a Guy Fawkes mask she's wearing right? Isn't that close to Thanksgiving? (11/5)

What's this about, she auditioning to be Charlotte's mother on the Sex and the City reboot?

Jaw implants?

R282, Danny Thomas was never considered a major star, “That Girl” was over 50 years ago, Phil Donahue’s show ended in the last century and thankfully we only see Marlo and her St. Jude campaign in November and December each year.

r277 - Loretta recommended Werle for her That Girl wardrobe.

[quote]Marlo Thomas

CUNT

Takes one to know one, Susie

"That Girl" isn't one of the classic TV shows of all time, R282. I don't think it makes her A list.

She looks like the puppet Madame after rapid weight gain.

Yeah what's the deal with her jaw?

off broadway in 2015

[quote] Being Danny Thomas' daughter, staring in That Girl, married to Phil Donahue, representing St. Jude....even if she did nothing now, she's still permanent A list.

Thanks for chiming in, Marlo.

Cautionary tale.

I bet she's a horrifying sight right out of the shower, without makeup and hair extensions. Crypt Keeper in a wind-tunnel.

If anybody in her family is rich it's her brother Tony Thomas who was one of the producer/owners of THE GOLDEN GIRLS.

She was balding for a while too

[quote] Does St. Jude receive any government funding? They can actually maintain the facility, pay salaries and allow families of sick children to never have to pay a dime strictly through donations?

R281 I know that their scientists can get grants that include institutional overhead payments to support the research facility. If a patient is covered by insurance, I’m guessing St. Jude’s will apply for and get that money. Whatever is not paid is apparently covered by St. Jude’s money from fund raising. In addition, Danny Thomas may have left a large endowment that still generates income.

R301, I can vouch for Danny’s large endowment.

It didn't impress me.

Jaw implants do not age well.

I want to remember Marlo Thomas as looked on "That Girl." She looked beautiful for a while as she aged, but these recents photos of her are just sad.

First of all, it’s St. JUDE, not “Jude’s”.

And absolutely, they/Marlo have done incredible things for children with cancer and their families.

I know many people who work/worked there and it does seem like a great place, but BOY, HOWDY the Marlo cunt tales are legendary and numerous. Maybe she thinks she has to be to get things done? I think everyone who works there dreads when she comes to town.

R306, Does she insist on being addressed as Miss Thomas?

Marlo on Loretta.

R306 Unless you work for them, who cares? St. Jude Children's Hospital is often called St. Jude's for short.

R309, actually it is more often called St. Jude for short.

Marlo Thomas has a drunkie, singsong dip to her voice in r308. Like she’s talking from the end of a dim, fern filled bar.

It’s kind of creepy.

R310 I don't care

She sounds like she went waterskiing at Lake Arrowhead and swallowed a frog and some water.

Oh, oh. I’ve mentioned Marlo so much that now I’m getting solicitations from St. Jude on Instagram (the hospital, not the saint).

4:48

How strange that her huge lips (used to be thin) are never mentioned.

Why does she want to look like Mariah Carey?

Is Phil Donahue a good guy or a desperate doormat for being in this loving, stable, long term relationship. With someone who seems to have ... long term issues (There might be other options I know.)

I can't decide

Anyone who lets his cunt wife treat people like garbage is garbage too. And a fucking PUSSY. There are many men out there like him. And many men let their women run the show too. So many straight guys stand for nothing. I have seen this over and over. Just a bunch of apathetic losers.

They're both very old. Look at them walking with each other in that video. Ancient.

With all her money she could afford the best drugs available to make her 'think' she's still 'That Girl' without destroying what's left of her body. It won't be long before our Anne Marie departs for the last roundup.

r320 - Ann - not Anne. Have a nice day.

The best thing about that show was the actor who played her father.

She doesn't look THAT bad in the St. Jude commercials, but she looked absolutely horrific here.

All these older women wearing the long, youthful hairstyles - it doesn't help, either.

She's looking like Michael Jackson. With honey blonde hair.

She looks like Fran Drescher (sp) in the face.

Lordy don't laugh like her please

She sounds like an old woman, though.

R83 Amazing what a nose job will do.

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[quote] How many St. Jude kids as she frightened to death?

With that face - probably thousands

She tried to have a friend fired from McLean Hospital years ago, where one of Phil’s sons was being treated for pyromania.

I have a friend who works for corporate Williams Sonoma & they used to collect $$ for St Jude as their charity & he said there was a controversy over how much $$ actually went to St Jude vs. her & they ended up backing out of the relationship with supporting St Jude as their corporate charity. WS ended up making a deal with her to put her name on/"design" her own line of table top shit, which she makes a SHIT ton of $$ off of if it sells or not........ I went into store & its all in the back of the store on a lower shelf. Its pretty stuff, but no thank you......