Datalounge People- When was the last time you got LAID?

Yesterday. Blow job.

This morning. Sex with hubby

Add your ages, please.

Been a couple of weeks for me, but I've been down with a stomach bug.

2015

I have little interest anymore. Just got married. Husband is 15 years young. I better start swinging my man kitty around if I want to keep him happy.

Last night. We had drinks and smoked a joint then fucked. We both came twice.

Last night for me as well. Been dating a guy for four months now, I went over to his place and we sucked and fucked each other. He's fantastic in bed.

Six years ago. I don't miss it much.

Oh, I just turned sixty.

43. It's been years. But I have zero sex drive and don't care or miss sex.

Maybe one day.

Maybe 2002? I don't especially care since I can't tolerate all that comes with having a regular partner. Or even a semi-regular one.

Yesterday. We fucked by the fire.

OP - I hope your dog enjoyed the peanut butter.

2005. 64. Don't really miss it.

Two weeks ago (my husband has been sick). 67.

Recall a guy on TV was saying "Mr Grobachev tear down this wall."

Years. Who knows?

Is getting a blowjob considered getting laid these days?

Yeah R12. The fire department kept asking y'all to leave the area.

R6 is Bryan Singer.

Yesterday, I fucked a hot bodied white trash guy in lingerie. I took doxy prep afterward. I’m 44.

Around 3 this morning.

1968

Washington was president

Month ago. I’m a once every 4-6 weeks guy.

Friday night. It was hot! We are both 50.

Yesterday, I flew from Philly Saturday night after 10 days of work??(my Philly fuck buddies were lined up, plus Shaun was there for 2 days of visits). Twice, plus blowjobs.

I forget. I remember the marigolds were particularly brilliant that autumn...

2 days ago. Went 15 years with no sex (raising kids, working), started up again about 18 months agao and have been having a great time. 61 top - having sex with young Latino guys

A Latino laborer who you picked up out of the Home Depot parking lot r29?

I'm 60, probably 20+ years; I can't really remember.

a few weeks ago....and I will soon...72

One year ago; 2023 was a "dry" year.

Lots of jerking off though.

[quote]Add your ages, please.

Look up "fat chance".

Sorry, are we actually defining hand jobs and blow jobs as getting laid?

I don't remember, and I don't care.

So there.

7 weeks ago, 36

Cute Mexican tourist with a beautiful round ass. Sex was really nice.

About 9 months ago. I’m about to turn 62 and my sex drive is non existent.

I guess that's not abnormal, R38.

My bf has a strong libido so I kind of run to catch up. It's great, though. We have the hottest sex of relationship now.

I hardly remember. The sky was so blue that day.

R21 - So we're counting those requiring payment up front?

R41, Laid is laid.

It's been about a month. I had to take a break after sexual mishap.

Do tell, R43!

1 am this morning. Roustabouts with married shift worker. Face meh but body and equipment exceptional. Typically a bimonthly event. We both exit the situation satisfied.

What's a Roustabouts, R45?

None of your beeswax!

When was Obama sworn-in?

It's been something like six years.

Last week. I’m 51. My long term partner has had health issues for several years, so I’ve been fucking a married man.

I'm 43 and squirted in a 68yo bottom on Saturday.

R51 tell us about it.

Was his wrinkled skin soft or rough? Did he have an erection, or are those days long past? Could he see clearly through his cataracts? Did he remove his dentures before gumming down on your cock?

Who would you rate your own attractiveness on a scale of 1-10?

Was there any money exchanged?

Almost sixty…it’s been over a decade. I don’t miss it as much as I expected. I had lots of sex when I was younger, only some of it memorable. Maybe that’s why.

Last Thursday night

It will be 11 years next month. At least it was a huge dick.

[quote] I'm 43 and squirted in a 68yo bottom on Saturday.

(shudder)

Are we counting non-consensual?

I don't kiss and tell and if a blow job is getting laid then so is kissing.

OP, lucky duck. Good for you.

I do find this thread absolutely fascinating and encouraging in an odd way. When I was younger, I was ruled by my sex drive. I made so many bad decisions, even lost a job once over it (porn on the computer). My days off were spent looking for sex on various sites and apps, going out for the purpose of hooking up. I masturbated at least once everyday, and could never imagine going more than a day without getting off. I considered myself a sex addict. But it was so easy to waste hours upon hours focusing on it. Living in NYC also didn't help when almost every other interaction seems sexually charged. That was in my 20s, 30s, and early 40s. Now at 48, I feel my sex drive completely waning. Not that I still don't have bouts of insanity spending hours jacking off. But my sex drive just doesn't have a hold over me like it used to. And it's encouraging to see as you get older it's not a big deal or great loss to go without sex for years. That it's ok.

5 minutes ago. He’s in the shower.

I’m 53 and been uninterested in getting laid for the last 8 years but recently started feeling like I wanted to give it another go. I went out to dinner with friends last night at a restaurant that’s popped up where the local gay strip used to be. We were all reminiscing about our conquests back in the day and it got me worked up.

Created a free account on an app last night and organized a hookup for today. Just got home from a lovely 3 hour session and couldn’t be happier.

OP - First, no one gets a "nice" blow job. What the fuck is that? Did they send a thank you card afterwards? Secondly, it doesn't count when you use peanut butter to trick your dog.

I have gotten "nice" blowjobs R63 and have been rather disappointed by them.

R61 you are logging on to DL right after sex?

Funny thing is R65, just three minutes before that post, R61's trick was saying "I don't take Michael's gift cards, cash only."

2010.

A month ago. I’m 50. Ok, well, I’m actually 55, but 50 in DL years.

I'm getting laid even as I type!

I was going try my luck at a bathhouse tonight but have now decided to stay home and hang out with my so called friends on the datalounge.

Last night. The only straight male nurse I’ve ever known. He wanted the Hollywood cred and I offered a few trinkets. I’ll be going home on Tuesday. Hardly my sad, last days, bitches.