Andy Cohen: December 8 Appearance

He must’ve selected that shirt with his wonky eye.

Younger than Springtime and twice as exciting. He needs to stay out of John Mayer's closet.

[quote]Andy Cohen

CUNT

You just know she put that on and thought she looked sexy and young, forgetting she was last dewy and youthful during the Clinton Administration.

Special.

Change for brown hiking boots. Then it's fine.

Could totally get away with that outfit if he was 17.

I don't think I've ever hated a fellow gay as much as I do this wonky-eyed-talentless-fool.

Giving off real power-top vibes.

I like him. He's the gay village idiot.

How many hours were spent trying to decide which side of the shirt to leave untucked? And the placement of the untuck?

R12 oh please. It took the time of 1 bump of coke and another of K.

How does he not have a stylist? That look isn’t working.

When do we get the Me Too reckoning with this twat. He had to have been inappropriate with some twink or jock bimbo from one of the lesser Bravo shows, like Vanderpump Rules or Below Deck or Summer House.

I want someone like Billie Lee from VPR or Ashton from Below Deck tearfully recounting at a press conference how Sissy Cohen grabbed their tits or crotch, while Gloria Allred rubs their back.

I'm overcome with second-hand embarrassment.

Ah yes, the old half-tuck on the shirt in an attempt to camouflage the PROTUDING STOMACH!

R17 is spot on.

Someone hasn’t gotten on the Ozempic train. He is probably afraid of injections. They should make a snortable preparation.

Is he going for messy 8 year old? Stop embarrassing us!!!

Andy would be okay with an anal injection R18, except he's a TOTAL TOP!

and the two breast-pocketed shirt is carefully curated to hide the moobs.

Can anyone explain to me why anyone would listen to a word this man has to say?

Looks like he was rode hard and put up dry.

And how many hours were spent practicing standing in a Ken doll/action figure pose? Maybe he's desperately trying to get a cameo in the next Barbie movie.

He's obviously is trying to dress like his son, thinking it's cute.

A 55 year old is dressed like a 12 year old paper boy from 1979. That’s scary. Why would an elder man want to dress like a child? Sends pedo signals.

I have nothing against him but I have nothing for him either. I just don't get him at all.

[quote] He's obviously is trying to dress like his son

I'd be surprised if he knows what his son looks like.

DL is a vile pit of trollery!

He should try the TikTok haircut.

Was his limousine for the event a short yellow bus, because he looks rather 'special' in that getup.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

A styled "rumpled" look is so fake and corny.

As many people do, he's trapped in a particular era of his life in terms of how he dresses.

He seems to think it's still 2000-2006.

At his age, he should know better.

Cohen’s body type and “energy” is served very well by the natty tailored suiting he wears on WWHL - they give him presence and he never seems like an old man in them. Over-sized clothing like this just make him look like an elderly child. I get the sense that he’s sensitive about his height and those baggy cuffed jeans take half a foot off him.

The warm-tones in the checked shirt are all the wrong colours for him. All the yellow in them turn him completely sallow. He could wear hunter or pine green, but kelly green is terrible on him.

Thank you, Mr. Blackwell.

He’s made a career of humiliating rich women, but datalounge can read him to filth in 5 seconds flat.

Years of terrifying straight women with his bitchy looks and cunty remarks, but get him in a room of gay men and please… he’s done.

He looks like a middle aged evangelical youth group pastor.

He looks like a 12 year old magically transformed into an old guy.

"I wish I was... Big."

- La Cohen to the Automated Fortune Teller at last night's town carnival.

He really is repulsive looking, in general.

The outfit is stupid, and appears a desperate plea for attention - but obviously that part worked.

He looks like a fool.

He is dressed like hip hop icons Kris Kross. Rented dick makes him jump jump. cocaine and dirty cum makes him jump jump.

"I wish it was ... Big"

"Yeah, big change ... "

He has the short legs of a dwarf.

He let his son dress him.

Even the fraus on Reddit are coming for her

On that Reddit thread the shirt is suspected to be a 2.5K cashmere flannel by "Brad Pitt's company".

Nickelodeon c. 2006 is right.

He’s fine. He’s dressed like an older gay man. That’s what we look like.

Is he very long-waisted and short-legged? Or is it just his terrible outfit that makes him look so oddly proportioned?

Has Bethenney commented?

Reddit:

[quote]He looks like a toddler who just learned how to stand up.

I like the shirt, but R1 wins for best comment.

Who's holding his place in the Lollipop Guild trio greeting Dorothy in Oz, while he's posing here?

I like him.

[quote] How many hours were spent trying to decide which side of the shirt to leave untucked? And the placement of the untuck?

Well, it was obviously going to be the opposite side from which pant cuff was going to be tucked under a shoe tongue.

He looks like he's stepping up to the mic to rap "Lose Yourself" by Eminem at karaoke.

[QUOTE]He’s fine. He’s dressed like an older gay man. That’s what we look like.

I see no caftan.

He looks like an elderly, corrupt, jaundiced toddler.

flannel is in.

R50=CUNT Andy.

And NO, retard, we do NOT dress like that.

he looks like he's disguised himself as a little boy so he can sneak into an elementary school and steal someone's birthday cupcake.

She's a mess

He looks like the paste eater in the back of the class, in elementary school.

R63 or some random kid he thinks might be his.

He must be wearing his 5 yr old son's clothes because they're too big on him.

explain, jellie fat-ass @r67.

Worst revival of 21 Jump Steet ever! Two thumbs down!

It takes effort to look that bad.

That pic must be photoshopped. There's no way his lower half is that short in proportion to his top half. If it were real, we would have noticed it before.

A shirt & jeans. Who cares?

I ADORE Andy! He's like my gay bestie!

He looks fine.

Lumberjack he is not. Was expecting toilet paper hanging out the back from the part of his shirt tucked in....

I love Andy Cohen. His show is very entertaining but I think he regrets having children. A lesson for other gay men...

I think the camera angle is making his legs look stumpier than they really are.

He has janked up teefs on the same side of his wonky eye. He's a deformed CUNT.

R68 is CLEARLY CUNT Andy.

He's trying to look like Taylor Perez. Good luck with that Andy.

Eew he must have shaved his forearms, they used to be hairy.

[quote]I think he regrets having children.

Agree

I’m going to save you some time and trouble, op. Andy Walleyes never looks good, ever. Why? Cause he’s an ugly bitch. He’s ugly all the way down, much like his green shirt.

Andy can always rehome the kids.

He’s serving up MAJOR Henry Huggins vibes, circa “Henry and Beezus.”

This is NOT what we had in mind when we wanted a gay Brawny paper towel guy.

The hairdo is just absurd on him.

He looks absurd, but I'll never the understand the hate for him. Because he acted like a horndog on his show? That's what every gay man at a gathering or party acts like - young or old.

R88 hasn't been invited to a party for decades.

Next stop with bestie Andy Cooper on "Andy Cohen's Drunken New Years Eve".

It's really not his fault he looks this bad. It's hard to find clothing for a man so small. That and the clothing at Build-A-Bear Workshop was meant for teddy bears only, not fifty five year old gay men.

Monochrome outfits are recommended for short men.

Andy Cohen is sexy!

This wonky eyed skank sho' is ugleee!

Andy is a cutie!

Lol…

sloppy- a youngish porn star hot guy can get away with that - not a middle aged dad

[quote]He's trying to look like Taylor Perez. Good luck with that Andy.

Taylor Perez's eyes are so wide apart, it's disturbing.

^^^^^^^

What you said is true, but that guy is kind of handsome too.

[quote] sloppy- a youngish porn star hot guy can get away with that - not a middle aged dad

a dad in LATE middle age

[quote]When do we get the Me Too reckoning with this twat. He had to have been inappropriate with some twink or jock bimbo from one of the lesser Bravo shows, like Vanderpump Rules or Below Deck or Summer House. I want someone like Billie Lee from VPR or Ashton from Below Deck tearfully recounting at a press conference how Sissy Cohen grabbed their tits or crotch, while Gloria Allred rubs their back.

If his accusers claim he was able to sexually assault them and swat flies at the same time, we'll know they're telling the truth.

Straight Eye for the Queer Guy

Worst imitation of a butch lesbian I've ever seen.

It's cultural appropriation.

He can sit at Center court of a tennis match and see the whole thing without ever moving his head

I'll admit I watch WWHL because it's silly fun even though I'm not an Andy fan. Lately, he's been drinking quite heavily and making an even bigger ass of himself than usual. Now this fashion faux pas. What's goin' on Mr Wonky?

How humiliating:

Not a good human being.

why is he standing like he's about to lunge at someone?

That makes him appear to be an even tinier midget R106. Just stop already, Andy. Have SOME dignity.

Why the hatred for this guy?

He's a (semi) famous out gay man. Ergo, DL hates him.

Why is he dressed like a millennial mother's toddler?

Add to that - worth millions, has access to hot young men - whether he fucks them or not, gets it for free or pays, seems to have a lot of friends, gets invitations and goes out all the time, despite having kids. Seems to make a point to have a good time in life. Seethingly bitter DL queens HAAAATE HIM.

How can Anderson deal with him? They probably have to pay him a lot He still looks like prince Andrew’s long lost brother He’s going to be on new years so we need to be prepared for his un funny jokes The lumberjack shirt is par for the course

He addressed all the online hate on his radio show and acknowledged how horrible the half tuck and outfit was. The interesting thing about Andy is that if you listen to his daily show on Sirius, he’s pretty self-aware. He has close people in his life, like his mother and radio side kick (and ex) John Hill, who really try to keep his overweening ego in check. I know most DL folk would rather die than listen to his show, but it is an interesting window into his day to day life and while he can be horrible and privileged and wildly over-confident, there is a lot of humanity that comes through as well. Does anyone else listen and agree?

[quote]He addressed all the online hate

If he had to stay on the air in proportion the amount of hate this janky-eyed CUNT engenders he’d never be off the air.

Testing

[quote]Why the hatred for this guy?

For me it's his clear thirst for associating with famous people. He's a hungry tiger. And I find him exasperating.

[quote]Why the hatred for this guy?

Because the Datalounge doesn’t GO for boozy dopes!

When will he give the children away for adoption?

The children are getting shipped off to Chadwick as soon as they are old enough to interrupt Daddy Dearest’s “mentoring” and “networking “ sessions with their “uncles.”

While it is useful having two miniature butlers who can be trained to make a mean martini, it does prove to be a nuisance when you’re trying to offer career guidance to a twunk in a Andrew Christian thong, and little Ben runs in with a tray of cocktails-“I make ALL of my Uncle’s drinks.”

Children shouldn't be anything more than mere accessories.

Why the hatred? Because he’s a clueless narcissist, despite R115’s good intentions. Cohen gave his rescue dog away as soon as he realized he could not milk any more positive publicity out of the situation. Also, anyone who doesn’t see that the only reason he “had” children was for the same reason isn’t paying attention. Finally, his abandonment of Kathy Griffin in her hour of need was horrific. All three examples point to the same conclusion: low character. A more succinct summary? He’s a garden variety bar faggot.

r123 Absolute poetry

He’s dressed like a little homosexual boy!

Andy in case you ever decide to read what goes on right here on datalounge :

I don't hate you, ignore these bitter queens, I think you are a cutie.

I love Andy but I wish he wasn't a metoo supporting feminist. He should save James Franco from these harpies.

He's fucking contrived and that outfit and everything that led up to it shows how contrived he is.

Contrived is the perfect description of him