Our dear Jacob is just so striking!

His GQ spread is my Roman Empire!

Seriously. Absolute perfection. The cover is simple but his beauty makes it so special and stands out.

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The seemingly random arrangement of art on his wall is in fact based on the principle of the Fibonacci Spiral.

This is autism.

Looks like Adam Scott in OP's pic.

That chin, tho

His chin isn’t even bad and goes with his long body. He needs a longer face to balance the long body. A tiny head on such a long body would look odd.

Who?

R8 the hottest man in the world.

I’m think he’s gay or at least bisexual.

Aside from that he is quite handsome.

His sexuality has nothing to do with his looks. Whether he’s gay or bi (I think he likes women) is his personal business.

[quote]the hottest man in the world.

To you and Stevie Wonder.

He’s hot but seems like such a douche.

R13 honestly, that can be said of most highly attractive men.

Oh god. Is the Jacob Eloridi troll the new Paul Mescal troll?

Keep them both! They’re average looking.

i'm sorry but no he is not hot

Meh. The sum is not nearly as great as its parts.

[quote] Is the Jacob Eloridi troll the new Paul Mescal troll?

Same person according to the Elordi troll’s post on another one of his threads.

I am both our dear Jacob and our dear Paul. And I am she. Please stop misgendering me. I don’t like that because I’ve told you this many times already.

[quote] I don’t like that because I’ve told you this many times already.

I have rarely opened your threads, so this is the first time I’m reading that.

R20 oh, my apologies. I thought you were someone else who always refers to me as he despite me telling him I am not a he.

I had never opened your Paul Mescal threads because I haven’t the least interest in him. I’ve opened a couple of your Elordi threads because I find Saltburn of interest and Elordi himself of passing yet negligible interest.

I open your threads because I want to make sure you know I think you're an appalling, lunatic cunt.

R23 I don’t appreciate that language

Now you know how we feel about your 'our dear' nonsense, r24. We don't appreciate that language.

r24 Dude, grow up. We realize you're trolling, but at least try to make the posts fun or entertaining.

Will we get a new thread every day like with the mentally deranged Heartstopper fraus ?

He seems like he’s on the pretentious side (I get the impression that he aspires to be a modern day Marlon Brando), but yes—he is attractive. Very much my type.

r10 I think he's just another Australian that would have done what needed to be done to get ahead. He got very lucky to snag Euphoria. Yes, the Kissing Booth put him on the map, but Euphoria elevated him from just "hot guy in teen movie". The fact that he's an above average actor helps. S1 of Euphoria when he has a breakdown was really well done.

Back to his sexuality. I think he's probably straight but if he hadn't gotten his big break, he would have probably made a house call or two. But he's certainly ambitious and his team had a plan since S1 of Euphoria and have been hitting their marks. His rise in the industry, and even strategic choice in girlfriends, is much more interesting than his private sexuality.

Someone post his fartbox pics.

I see he’s becoming famous. I doubt it will last. He seems style over substance. Soap Opera looks (which are good looks) He sorta appeared in my world with all the humorless ‘my dear’ shit on the DL.

R24 how do you have two authenticated names? Is it just two separate accounts?

R32, that’s what I’m wondering about—this teenage girl is using two authenticated names and accounts. Is that okay with Muriel? And why doesn’t she take her exploding ovaries elsewhere?

R29 him landing Euphoria is not far fetched. He’s literally what Levinson wanted for Nate, from all aspects. From his looks to his tone. Him being on The Kissing Booth is what got him in Euphoria. It’s funny that he shits on those movies so much when in reality they were what gave him exposure and got him the audition and meeting for Euphoria.

SNORT!

He is drop dead gorgeous and you’re jealous. R28 he does love the trinity of Brando/Dean/Clift.

Hi R36. R28 pointed out he’s a bit pretentious & that they find him ‘his type’ Your response - that he’s jealous is laughable. He’s just not as unglued as you & your juvenile response of a handsome actor that in no way has established himself or warranted the reaction you have. You seem to be a pre- teen in love with a boy band. Unless you are a PR person - then it’s an epic fail.

Cock?

R38 prissy Jacob has never shown it. If he had Saltburn would have been a big hit in all of Europe & Cannes.

OP you're that creep that's over the top about Paul Mescal aren't you??

People like OP are the weirdos that are really into the BRF.

Red weirdos.

OP is a straight woman who thinks she's welcome with "the gays".

R39 newsflash! Most actors don’t show dick, especially the beautiful ones.

[quote] He is drop dead gorgeous and you’re jealous.

SNORT!

He’s next-level gassy.

Tinseltown is ready to ship him back to Australia because of his toxic toots, which caused such rancor on the set of Priscilla that Dagmara Domińczyk threatened to leave the production.

I want Jacob's aussiebums on my bedroom floor

Our dear Jacob is actually STINKING!? I bravely volunteer as Jacob’s seat cushion/bidet until he regains control over his spicy gastrointestinal conflagration.

You flatulence fans had better keep a mop on hand and a cold washcloth for your faces.

He’s rumored to “aspire” to wet, sloppy expulsions. They had to cut a scene from Priscilla where Elordi was clad in Elvis’s seventies stage suit, all white, but even CGI couldn’t convincingly erase the simmering, syrupy splotches from his pants.

Tragic.

It seemed to me when he made the KISSING BOOTH HE WAS SHOWN (i THINK ON Instagram)consorting with his homies, even kissing one near a refreshment stand, AT SOME BEACH IN Australia? However I tried to find that Post, but it has disappeared? Of course, he will stop the 'RUMORS' when he will do the PDA thing with some actress and numerous photos of them together! I suspect he is gay, but if he should come out, he will claim Bi-sexuality! (Well, that will make him 1/2 STRAIGHT!? right?

I thought it was Paul Mescal that was so stinky, like making Saiorese what’s her name gag during scenes. I’m so confused, are they both stinky?

I think Americans tend to have better hygiene than Europeans and Aussies.

They both stink, that's for sure.

These flatulence claims: Receipts please

Just saw his HS photo! There is no doubt, in my mind, he hasn't been visiting a plastic surgeon! No way could he evolve into the 'Beauti' that he is today!'

GIRLFRIEND!

Yay smoking.

R55 doesn’t understand puberty or how the male body grows and changes with age, as do our faces.

If you rub his mole, it makes him hard.

Only it isn’t a mole. You're so uneducated. I really wish you would take the hint and leave.

I want to know why Hunter Schaefer and Zendaya wouldn’t shoot scenes with him.

R61 I want to know why you have no job, no career and no education.

Fuck off with that nonsense already, R62, you fucking loser.

R63 loser? Coming from the retard with no job and no education. How ironic.

R64 - do the world a favor and drink some of that champagne Oliver gave Felix.

R65 do the world a favor and become a contributing citizen of the USA and stop freeloading.

Poor R66. Sad, ugly queen that no one will fuck. Even its mother wishes she’d have aborted.

R67 and you still have no education and no job, freeloading.

Who wants my food stamps to fuck R68? Food stamps to fuck R68 over here! Won’t somebody please fuck her just once before she dies? You can double bag her if you need to.

R69 and yet I still have a college degree, a career, my own place, can afford to live a life, while you… live off family 😂😂😂

R70 thinks she’s living a life lusting over Jacob Elordi while being a big, ugly fat virgin 😂😂🤣🤣

R71 oh, you think I’m OP? Poor thing 😂😂😂😂 nope. Poor uneducated shit with no job. 😂

Run along now, R72. Time to tend to your creepy doll collection. Saturday is the night for washing hair after all, isn’t it?