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Have you ever done a coffee enema?

I'm curious to try....

by Anonymousreply 31December 6, 2023 8:49 AM

for what reason, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1December 4, 2023 1:26 AM

Goop says so.

by Anonymousreply 2December 4, 2023 1:29 AM

It’s a woo woo ‘cancer’ therapy.

by Anonymousreply 3December 4, 2023 4:25 AM

Can ya woo woo?

by Anonymousreply 4December 4, 2023 4:43 AM

You get the caffeine rush faster since it's absorbed directly into the intestine that's all.

by Anonymousreply 5December 4, 2023 4:59 AM

R4 No. but I can Woo Woo Woo

by Anonymousreply 6December 4, 2023 5:42 AM

Good to the last drop

by Anonymousreply 7December 4, 2023 6:15 AM

I prefer Sanka

by Anonymousreply 8December 4, 2023 6:16 AM

🙄 I don’t know why I feel like I have to say this, but I have to say this.

[bold]IF/bold] you try this, DO NOT do a pour over. Do not shove a funnel and filter or chemex single serve in your ass and then pour boiling water in it.

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by Anonymousreply 9December 4, 2023 6:26 AM

Broadway don’t go for booze an’ coffee enemas.

by Anonymousreply 10December 4, 2023 6:49 AM

No, but I was sick enough at one time to consider it. I got a virus several years ago that was followed by a debilitating post-viral syndrome. It robbed me of almost ten years of my life, and I researched every crackpot theory to reverse it. Eventually I came out the other side, but there are so many grifters shopping crap like this to people with chronic illnesses. They’re fucking ghouls.

by Anonymousreply 11December 4, 2023 6:55 AM

Why coffee? What about using V8 juice? Or crabapple? Or Taaka Vodka?

by Anonymousreply 12December 4, 2023 7:04 AM

I prefer a French Press.

by Anonymousreply 13December 4, 2023 8:08 AM

Not with coffee.

by Anonymousreply 14December 4, 2023 9:34 AM

Do you just spray coffee up your ass?

by Anonymousreply 15December 5, 2023 12:37 AM

Janet Jackson likes it to flush out the KFC.

by Anonymousreply 16December 5, 2023 12:45 AM

This time of year I do a Pumpkin Spice Latte and my ass is ready for the holidays.

by Anonymousreply 17December 5, 2023 1:04 AM

Steve McQueen died after repeated coffee enemas didn't cure his cancer.

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by Anonymousreply 18December 5, 2023 1:27 AM

Princess Diana liked them.

by Anonymousreply 19December 5, 2023 1:49 AM

Stealth scat thread?

by Anonymousreply 20December 5, 2023 1:51 AM

R11 what did you get HIV. 10 years of post virus syndromes?

by Anonymousreply 21December 5, 2023 1:55 AM

No, but I done did a coffee-colored lad after he....

Well, discretion and taste.

I loved living in Barbados.

by Anonymousreply 22December 5, 2023 1:57 AM

Fill it to the rim with BRIM!

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by Anonymousreply 23December 5, 2023 3:58 AM

Dieters: Don’t add the cream or sugar. Too fattening.

by Anonymousreply 24December 5, 2023 4:02 AM

A guy did one on Reddit and got very sick. Too much caffeine was absorbed

by Anonymousreply 25December 5, 2023 4:31 AM

They've got FLAVUH!

by Anonymousreply 26December 5, 2023 4:52 AM

To make sure you get just the right dose, I recommend using a Nespresso coffee pod.

by Anonymousreply 27December 5, 2023 7:09 AM

There will always be a population of morons who are convinced such ill-advised non-scientific activities are cure-alls.

M'am, I'm certain there are many things wrong with you, but pouring black coffee up your ass isn't going to cure any of them.

by Anonymousreply 28December 5, 2023 4:42 PM

But Goop said so.

by Anonymousreply 29December 5, 2023 4:44 PM

It’s known as Gerson therapy. Coffee enemas, multiple daily green juices, organic everything.

I first heard of it when Australian proto-influencer called Jess Ainscough, the self appointed Wellness Warrior, and her mother both died on cancer after rejecting chemo and radiation and following a sole natural therapy protocol. (And then a rosy-cheeked, corn-fed local scammer called Belle Gibson claimed to have cured her cancer eating fruit and was sued)

Ainscough unfortunately had a rare and aggressive form of cancer that basically required shoulder amputation for a 10 year survival chance. A horrible decision for a 22 year old. But as it is she died with after living with a bleeding fungating tumour under her arm and misrepresenting the severity of her condition to the blog readers she cultivated.

I hate to post to vile Mama Mia, but they have an oped written by a scientist who had been following her case.

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by Anonymousreply 30December 6, 2023 12:26 AM

[quote] Have you ever done a coffee enema?

No. It just looks like coffee.

by Anonymousreply 31December 6, 2023 8:49 AM
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