What should he do now that he's been booted from Congress?
Let's suggest some new jobs for George Santos!
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 4, 2023 11:42 PM |
dancing with the stars
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 1, 2023 5:05 PM |
Ru Paul’s Drag Race contestant -out before the first episode ends
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 1, 2023 5:06 PM |
Hosting The Price Is Right
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 1, 2023 5:07 PM |
Chief Mopper who mops up the cum in a gay porno store
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 1, 2023 5:09 PM |
Kevin McCarthy's personal cock sucker/ass licker.
He's got the experience.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 1, 2023 5:10 PM |
Walmart greeter or telemarketer at an Indonesian call center
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 1, 2023 5:11 PM |
Selling dildos door to door
She can forge a cosmetology license and start doing hair at a cheap salon
Aggressively spritzing rich bitches at a Bloomingdales makeup counter with perfume
#1 saleswoman at Syosset Nissan
Receptionist for a gay brothel
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 1, 2023 5:14 PM |
Wegovy rep
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 1, 2023 5:16 PM |
How about plain old unemployed?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 1, 2023 5:19 PM |
Laura Loomer’s Number One ….
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 1, 2023 5:19 PM |
The new star of the Jardiance commercial!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 1, 2023 5:19 PM |
R11 YOU WILL LOVE ME 💃
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 1, 2023 5:19 PM |
The question is how soon will he be on a reality tv show.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 1, 2023 5:36 PM |
YouTuber specializing in mukbangs. He and Niko Avocado can share a 55-gallon drum of Spaghetti-Os. Catch the uncensored version on his OnlyFans where they do it naked.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 1, 2023 5:43 PM |
"Groom of the Stool," Mar-a-Largo Palace.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 1, 2023 5:44 PM |
Tijuana donkey show fuckee
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 1, 2023 5:45 PM |
Starbucks barista
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 1, 2023 5:49 PM |
Prisstitute
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 1, 2023 5:51 PM |
Dollar General beauty consultant
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 1, 2023 5:55 PM |
Trump's Vice President
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 1, 2023 5:59 PM |
Fox News host.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 1, 2023 6:07 PM |
Essential oil salesfrau.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 1, 2023 6:08 PM |
He can work the drive-thru while he gets certified to be a door to door solar panel salesman.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 1, 2023 6:09 PM |
DOVE soap spokesperson
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 1, 2023 6:12 PM |
A youtube channel "Power Douching for Brazilian porn bottoms".
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 1, 2023 6:12 PM |
Thrive salesperson
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 1, 2023 6:13 PM |
He needs to be sent to Mars on Musk's next rocket. Just f*ck off into oblivion.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 1, 2023 6:16 PM |
Soda jerk.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 1, 2023 6:18 PM |
"Reformed" evangelical preacher. He's great at spewing bullshit and he can guilt young boys into fucking his ran over tamale.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 1, 2023 6:20 PM |
"Girth and Mirth" gay porn.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 1, 2023 6:21 PM |
Gunt reduction spokesperson.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 1, 2023 6:21 PM |
He can work the waffle station at Mar a largo's breakfast buffet.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 1, 2023 6:26 PM |
selling kirby vacuums door to door
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 1, 2023 6:32 PM |
Trump’s VP
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 1, 2023 6:37 PM |
R34 meet R20.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 1, 2023 6:41 PM |
She's working on her next endeavor--"Kitara's 50 Load Weekend"
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 1, 2023 6:44 PM |
Making license plates
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 1, 2023 6:48 PM |
Scrubbing skid marks out at the prison laundry.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 1, 2023 6:59 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 1, 2023 6:59 PM |
If he could land a walk on cameo in a sit-com or movie playing a low life crook/con man, and delivered a decent performance, he could begin to redeem himself.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 1, 2023 7:09 PM |
The free samples lady in a hairnet serving burrito bites at Costco.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 1, 2023 7:24 PM |
Salesbottom at a Goodwill Store
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 1, 2023 7:27 PM |
I like the Jardiance suggestion!
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 1, 2023 7:29 PM |
NYC Fat Czar.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 1, 2023 7:56 PM |
Ship's anchor.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 1, 2023 7:59 PM |
He should raise money for a new political PAC that focuses on uncovering misdeeds (financial and sexual dalliances) of other members of Congress.
There is no one better qualified to suss out the misdeeds of others than one who has excelled at it.
He'll have a job for life, and the DL will have opportunity for countless new threads.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 1, 2023 8:03 PM |
Volleyball team captain at the Eastland School for Girls.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 1, 2023 8:04 PM |
Federal inmate. And may he have a long career at it.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 1, 2023 8:15 PM |
Reboot of Girls. She’s the new Lens!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 1, 2023 8:19 PM |
Russian TV propaganda talking head. Maybe he will move there like that other nutty bitch Tara Reade.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 1, 2023 9:44 PM |
Supermodel
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 1, 2023 9:54 PM |
Mar-a-lago diaper changer.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 1, 2023 10:08 PM |
Personal ass-istant to the Senatrice.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 1, 2023 10:15 PM |
I don’t know…. What kinds of jobs do felons usually get?
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 1, 2023 10:18 PM |
Maybe he can work for Marjorie Taylor Greene like Milo
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 1, 2023 10:27 PM |
She'll (ghost write) a book and have it made into a movie of the week on ABC. Beanie Feldstein will play her.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 1, 2023 10:32 PM |
Toilet
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 1, 2023 10:42 PM |
Ambassadress to the Holy See. He can share tips on drag with the Pope.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 1, 2023 11:05 PM |
Federal Prison Inmate no. F234781
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 1, 2023 11:37 PM |
Road tour of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 1, 2023 11:48 PM |
He's going to prison if he sticks around in the USA. I see him in hiding in drag running the desk at LadyBoy brothel in a C-list Thai beach town.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 1, 2023 11:50 PM |
I would like to see Kitara in the same lady’s prison as Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes. They’re friends now.
Kitara could become part of the Shah Squad and assist Jen in setting up her aerobics classes for the girls. Or she could do everyone’s hair like Laverne Cox in Orange is the New Black.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 2, 2023 12:05 AM |
Pampered Chef!
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 2, 2023 12:44 AM |
Reality tv star
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 2, 2023 12:47 AM |
Elon Musk's X , Director of Integrity.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 2, 2023 12:48 AM |
Aaron Rodgers new "personal assistant".
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 2, 2023 12:50 AM |
Pass-around bottom.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 2, 2023 1:08 AM |
I invented the Lazy Susan!
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 2, 2023 1:15 AM |
He’s probably about six months out from appearing on Strictly Come Dancing, or Dancing with the Stars Australia, or something like that.
He certainly has the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to make it deep in a competition show.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 2, 2023 1:21 AM |
Turkey inseminator in Siberia.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 2, 2023 1:23 AM |
He doesn't need a job. He needs to spontaneously combust in public so everyone knows what happened to him. The flames should be white-hot like the nuclear fire of a dying star, hot enough to leave nothing behind but a tea spoonful of fine ash that blows away in the frigid winter breeze.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 2, 2023 1:56 AM |
Well, he does have dick sucking lips….
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 2, 2023 2:06 AM |
He's a fat lumpy sack of shit.
He can get work as a MyPillow.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 2, 2023 2:40 AM |
Village idiot in Barbra's basement.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 2, 2023 3:04 AM |
He should start a fashion line of high-heel lift-boots for male politicians who are height-challenged.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 2, 2023 3:06 AM |
Wow, I hadn’t seen the news until now! Heeeeee!!
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 2, 2023 3:25 AM |
Mc'ing drag bingo at Wilton Manors in Ft. Lauderdale.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 2, 2023 3:33 AM |
Perform in Benidorm as Sticky Vicky Revisited.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 2, 2023 3:38 AM |
Featured Player at the Matinecock, NY Dinner Theater playing Mazeppa the stripper in “Gypsy,” singing “You Gotta Get a Gimmick.”
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 2, 2023 3:51 AM |
Roommates with Milton Morehead.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 2, 2023 4:01 AM |
Gym steamroom sex pest
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 2, 2023 4:39 AM |
Third shift Asst. Mgr. at Waffle House.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 2, 2023 4:41 AM |
Catalog model for husky boys western wear. “Seams guaranteed not to rip or tear!”
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 2, 2023 4:51 AM |
R84 advertising tops or bottoms?
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 2, 2023 4:54 AM |
Sephora shopbottom.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 2, 2023 4:57 AM |
Urinal cake.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 2, 2023 5:02 AM |
Speed bump.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 2, 2023 5:18 AM |
Accident-prone woodchipper repairman
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 2, 2023 6:12 AM |
Michelin Man.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 2, 2023 6:19 AM |
Beanbag chair in a home for the chronically incontinent.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 2, 2023 6:25 AM |
R91 ….better yet: in Sam Bankman-Fried’s prison cell.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 2, 2023 7:15 AM |
Food taster for Putin.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 2, 2023 7:18 AM |
R. Kelly's prison bitch
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 2, 2023 7:32 AM |
I see Kitara finding meaningful work as a buxom bride and triumphant trophy wife.
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 2, 2023 7:34 AM |
Spokesperson for Subway Restaurants.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 2, 2023 9:39 AM |
Wikipedia says he worked in customer service before his meteoric rise to superstardom. Maybe he could work the bi-lingual phone lines in a call center?
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 2, 2023 12:22 PM |
Fluffer of the House
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 2, 2023 4:35 PM |
Che Diaz's fraternal twin on And Just Like That.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 2, 2023 4:41 PM |
I’d say a bitchy TSA agent in some tiny airport somewhere in Nebraska, but he couldn’t get through a security clearance.
Maybe he’ll co star in a non woke Christmas movie next year alongside Chachi and Kristy Swanson.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 2, 2023 4:44 PM |
He can start his own celebrity fragrance: Deceit, by George Santos
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 2, 2023 7:53 PM |
Kitara will be the new spokesmodel for Mando, the Lume line for stinky men!
Pits, underboob, thigh folds, buttcrack, feet.
Kitara will need more than a pea sized amount to rub on her copious fat folds.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 2, 2023 8:33 PM |
Omod Scobie's assistant and companion.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 2, 2023 8:39 PM |
Well it won't be Receipt, by George Santos.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 2, 2023 8:39 PM |
The 18th hole on Trump’s golf course.
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 2, 2023 8:50 PM |
^ I'm sure his hole is wide enough to qualify
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 2, 2023 9:15 PM |
Host of "To Tell the Truth."
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 3, 2023 5:40 PM |
Playing Momma in the reboot of What's Eating Gilbert Grape?
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 3, 2023 5:41 PM |
Playing the sofa Momma is lying on in the reboot of What's Eating Gilbert Grape? (The actress playing Momma had talent).
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 3, 2023 5:51 PM |
President of Trump University.
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 3, 2023 6:04 PM |
Since Kitara was responsible for a dog death, I think cleaning up road kill and carcasses on the side of the highway would be fitting.
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 3, 2023 6:36 PM |
Changing Trump’s diapers when they’re cellmates in prison.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 3, 2023 8:23 PM |
With Georgie-boy's tongue inserted up his asshole, Trump won't need diapers!
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 3, 2023 8:47 PM |
More suggestions for Kitara-
Spokesmodel at a car show (“Introducing the 2024 Kia Soul…”)
Standing outside grocery stores, collecting signatures
Sex surrogate for couples with a husband into fat drag queens
Big and Tall men’s department sales clerk at Kohl’s
Selling solar panels in a Home Depot
Assistant to Amy Klobuchar, but only so Amy can hit her in the head with a stapler
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 3, 2023 9:27 PM |
Luxury Hi-Rise Trash Chute Monitor.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 3, 2023 11:08 PM |
He can invent a new line of male brassieres designed to accurate the chest for upmarket sweaters.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 4, 2023 5:04 AM |
The caboose of a human centipede.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 4, 2023 5:47 AM |
[quote]Spokesperson for Subway Restaurants.
He does look like Jared. Have the two ever been seen in the same place together?
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 4, 2023 9:44 AM |
Born again Christian and ex-gay working the evangelist grifting circuit.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 4, 2023 1:10 PM |
Pussy galore
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 4, 2023 1:25 PM |
Bowen Yang’s replacement on SNL.
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 4, 2023 4:53 PM |
Sugar Daddy with mysterious finances
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 4, 2023 4:55 PM |
Jim Bakker's new sidekick, selling those slop buckets for the end times.
by Anonymous | reply 123 | December 4, 2023 4:55 PM |
R119, maybe he can join Milo at Church Militant
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 4, 2023 6:33 PM |
R118, Outside of a few train stations, I don't think there are places large enough for them both to be seen together.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 4, 2023 8:57 PM |
Fox "News" copy editor, think of the lies he could tell.
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 4, 2023 9:51 PM |
Whore in a Rio de Janeiro gay sauna.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 4, 2023 9:54 PM |
Passenger on experimental Space-X launches.
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 4, 2023 10:11 PM |
He should start his own submarine service to take billionaires to the Titanic wreckage
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 4, 2023 10:37 PM |
R129, they can hollow him out and use him as the submersible.
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 4, 2023 10:50 PM |
Understudy for Shamu at SeaWorld.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 4, 2023 11:19 PM |
The new host / sponsor of the Psychic Friends hotline. He endorses it because he needed it and didn't see it coming a mile away that he was going down in flames.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 4, 2023 11:22 PM |
Buoy. Fat people are buoyant, right?
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 4, 2023 11:42 PM |