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Let's suggest some new jobs for George Santos!

What should he do now that he's been booted from Congress?

by Anonymousreply 133December 4, 2023 10:42 PM

dancing with the stars

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2023 4:05 PM

Ru Paul’s Drag Race contestant -out before the first episode ends

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2023 4:06 PM

Hosting The Price Is Right

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2023 4:07 PM

Chief Mopper who mops up the cum in a gay porno store

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2023 4:09 PM

Kevin McCarthy's personal cock sucker/ass licker.

He's got the experience.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2023 4:10 PM

Walmart greeter or telemarketer at an Indonesian call center

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2023 4:11 PM

Selling dildos door to door

She can forge a cosmetology license and start doing hair at a cheap salon

Aggressively spritzing rich bitches at a Bloomingdales makeup counter with perfume

#1 saleswoman at Syosset Nissan

Receptionist for a gay brothel

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2023 4:14 PM

Wegovy rep

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2023 4:16 PM

How about plain old unemployed?

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2023 4:19 PM

Laura Loomer’s Number One ….

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2023 4:19 PM

The new star of the Jardiance commercial!

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2023 4:19 PM


by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2023 4:19 PM

The question is how soon will he be on a reality tv show.

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2023 4:36 PM

YouTuber specializing in mukbangs. He and Niko Avocado can share a 55-gallon drum of Spaghetti-Os. Catch the uncensored version on his OnlyFans where they do it naked.

by Anonymousreply 14December 1, 2023 4:43 PM

"Groom of the Stool," Mar-a-Largo Palace.

by Anonymousreply 15December 1, 2023 4:44 PM

Tijuana donkey show fuckee

by Anonymousreply 16December 1, 2023 4:45 PM

Starbucks barista

by Anonymousreply 17December 1, 2023 4:49 PM


by Anonymousreply 18December 1, 2023 4:51 PM

Dollar General beauty consultant

by Anonymousreply 19December 1, 2023 4:55 PM

Trump's Vice President

by Anonymousreply 20December 1, 2023 4:59 PM

Fox News host.

by Anonymousreply 21December 1, 2023 5:07 PM

Essential oil salesfrau.

by Anonymousreply 22December 1, 2023 5:08 PM

He can work the drive-thru while he gets certified to be a door to door solar panel salesman.

by Anonymousreply 23December 1, 2023 5:09 PM

DOVE soap spokesperson

by Anonymousreply 24December 1, 2023 5:12 PM

A youtube channel "Power Douching for Brazilian porn bottoms".

by Anonymousreply 25December 1, 2023 5:12 PM

Thrive salesperson

by Anonymousreply 26December 1, 2023 5:13 PM

He needs to be sent to Mars on Musk's next rocket. Just f*ck off into oblivion.

by Anonymousreply 27December 1, 2023 5:16 PM

Soda jerk.

by Anonymousreply 28December 1, 2023 5:18 PM

"Reformed" evangelical preacher. He's great at spewing bullshit and he can guilt young boys into fucking his ran over tamale.

by Anonymousreply 29December 1, 2023 5:20 PM

"Girth and Mirth" gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 30December 1, 2023 5:21 PM

Gunt reduction spokesperson.

by Anonymousreply 31December 1, 2023 5:21 PM

He can work the waffle station at Mar a largo's breakfast buffet.

by Anonymousreply 32December 1, 2023 5:26 PM

selling kirby vacuums door to door

by Anonymousreply 33December 1, 2023 5:32 PM

Trump’s VP

by Anonymousreply 34December 1, 2023 5:37 PM

R34 meet R20.

by Anonymousreply 35December 1, 2023 5:41 PM

She's working on her next endeavor--"Kitara's 50 Load Weekend"

by Anonymousreply 36December 1, 2023 5:44 PM

Making license plates

by Anonymousreply 37December 1, 2023 5:48 PM

Scrubbing skid marks out at the prison laundry.

by Anonymousreply 38December 1, 2023 5:59 PM
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by Anonymousreply 39December 1, 2023 5:59 PM

If he could land a walk on cameo in a sit-com or movie playing a low life crook/con man, and delivered a decent performance, he could begin to redeem himself.

by Anonymousreply 40December 1, 2023 6:09 PM

The free samples lady in a hairnet serving burrito bites at Costco.

by Anonymousreply 41December 1, 2023 6:24 PM

Salesbottom at a Goodwill Store

by Anonymousreply 42December 1, 2023 6:27 PM

I like the Jardiance suggestion!

by Anonymousreply 43December 1, 2023 6:29 PM

NYC Fat Czar.

by Anonymousreply 44December 1, 2023 6:56 PM

Ship's anchor.

by Anonymousreply 45December 1, 2023 6:59 PM

He should raise money for a new political PAC that focuses on uncovering misdeeds (financial and sexual dalliances) of other members of Congress.

There is no one better qualified to suss out the misdeeds of others than one who has excelled at it.

He'll have a job for life, and the DL will have opportunity for countless new threads.

by Anonymousreply 46December 1, 2023 7:03 PM

Volleyball team captain at the Eastland School for Girls.

by Anonymousreply 47December 1, 2023 7:04 PM

Federal inmate. And may he have a long career at it.

by Anonymousreply 48December 1, 2023 7:15 PM

Reboot of Girls. She’s the new Lens!

by Anonymousreply 49December 1, 2023 7:19 PM

Russian TV propaganda talking head. Maybe he will move there like that other nutty bitch Tara Reade.

by Anonymousreply 50December 1, 2023 8:44 PM


by Anonymousreply 51December 1, 2023 8:54 PM

A seasonal position to help tide him over.

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by Anonymousreply 52December 1, 2023 9:07 PM

Mar-a-lago diaper changer.

by Anonymousreply 53December 1, 2023 9:08 PM

Personal ass-istant to the Senatrice.

by Anonymousreply 54December 1, 2023 9:15 PM

I don’t know…. What kinds of jobs do felons usually get?

by Anonymousreply 55December 1, 2023 9:18 PM

Maybe he can work for Marjorie Taylor Greene like Milo

by Anonymousreply 56December 1, 2023 9:27 PM

She'll (ghost write) a book and have it made into a movie of the week on ABC. Beanie Feldstein will play her.

by Anonymousreply 57December 1, 2023 9:32 PM


by Anonymousreply 58December 1, 2023 9:42 PM

Ambassadress to the Holy See. He can share tips on drag with the Pope.

by Anonymousreply 59December 1, 2023 10:05 PM

Federal Prison Inmate no. F234781

by Anonymousreply 60December 1, 2023 10:37 PM

Road tour of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

by Anonymousreply 61December 1, 2023 10:48 PM

He's going to prison if he sticks around in the USA. I see him in hiding in drag running the desk at LadyBoy brothel in a C-list Thai beach town.

by Anonymousreply 62December 1, 2023 10:50 PM

I would like to see Kitara in the same lady’s prison as Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes. They’re friends now.

Kitara could become part of the Shah Squad and assist Jen in setting up her aerobics classes for the girls. Or she could do everyone’s hair like Laverne Cox in Orange is the New Black.

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by Anonymousreply 63December 1, 2023 11:05 PM

Pampered Chef!

by Anonymousreply 64December 1, 2023 11:44 PM

Reality tv star

by Anonymousreply 65December 1, 2023 11:47 PM

Elon Musk's X , Director of Integrity.

by Anonymousreply 66December 1, 2023 11:48 PM

Aaron Rodgers new "personal assistant".

by Anonymousreply 67December 1, 2023 11:50 PM

Pass-around bottom.

by Anonymousreply 68December 2, 2023 12:08 AM

I invented the Lazy Susan!

by Anonymousreply 69December 2, 2023 12:15 AM

He’s probably about six months out from appearing on Strictly Come Dancing, or Dancing with the Stars Australia, or something like that.

He certainly has the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to make it deep in a competition show.

by Anonymousreply 70December 2, 2023 12:21 AM

Turkey inseminator in Siberia.

by Anonymousreply 71December 2, 2023 12:23 AM

He doesn't need a job. He needs to spontaneously combust in public so everyone knows what happened to him. The flames should be white-hot like the nuclear fire of a dying star, hot enough to leave nothing behind but a tea spoonful of fine ash that blows away in the frigid winter breeze.

by Anonymousreply 72December 2, 2023 12:56 AM

Well, he does have dick sucking lips….

by Anonymousreply 73December 2, 2023 1:06 AM

He's a fat lumpy sack of shit.

He can get work as a MyPillow.

by Anonymousreply 74December 2, 2023 1:40 AM

Village idiot in Barbra's basement.

by Anonymousreply 75December 2, 2023 2:04 AM

He should start a fashion line of high-heel lift-boots for male politicians who are height-challenged.

by Anonymousreply 76December 2, 2023 2:06 AM

Wow, I hadn’t seen the news until now! Heeeeee!!

by Anonymousreply 77December 2, 2023 2:25 AM

Mc'ing drag bingo at Wilton Manors in Ft. Lauderdale.

by Anonymousreply 78December 2, 2023 2:33 AM

Perform in Benidorm as Sticky Vicky Revisited.

by Anonymousreply 79December 2, 2023 2:38 AM

Featured Player at the Matinecock, NY Dinner Theater playing Mazeppa the stripper in “Gypsy,” singing “You Gotta Get a Gimmick.”

by Anonymousreply 80December 2, 2023 2:51 AM

Roommates with Milton Morehead.

by Anonymousreply 81December 2, 2023 3:01 AM

Gym steamroom sex pest

by Anonymousreply 82December 2, 2023 3:39 AM

Third shift Asst. Mgr. at Waffle House.

by Anonymousreply 83December 2, 2023 3:41 AM

Catalog model for husky boys western wear. “Seams guaranteed not to rip or tear!”

by Anonymousreply 84December 2, 2023 3:51 AM

R84 advertising tops or bottoms?

by Anonymousreply 85December 2, 2023 3:54 AM

Sephora shopbottom.

by Anonymousreply 86December 2, 2023 3:57 AM

Urinal cake.

by Anonymousreply 87December 2, 2023 4:02 AM

Speed bump.

by Anonymousreply 88December 2, 2023 4:18 AM

Accident-prone woodchipper repairman

by Anonymousreply 89December 2, 2023 5:12 AM

Michelin Man.

by Anonymousreply 90December 2, 2023 5:19 AM

Beanbag chair in a home for the chronically incontinent.

by Anonymousreply 91December 2, 2023 5:25 AM

R91 ….better yet: in Sam Bankman-Fried’s prison cell.

by Anonymousreply 92December 2, 2023 6:15 AM

Food taster for Putin.

by Anonymousreply 93December 2, 2023 6:18 AM

R. Kelly's prison bitch

by Anonymousreply 94December 2, 2023 6:32 AM

I see Kitara finding meaningful work as a buxom bride and triumphant trophy wife.

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by Anonymousreply 95December 2, 2023 6:34 AM

Spokesperson for Subway Restaurants.

by Anonymousreply 96December 2, 2023 8:39 AM

Wikipedia says he worked in customer service before his meteoric rise to superstardom. Maybe he could work the bi-lingual phone lines in a call center?

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by Anonymousreply 97December 2, 2023 11:22 AM

Fluffer of the House

by Anonymousreply 98December 2, 2023 3:35 PM

Che Diaz's fraternal twin on And Just Like That.

by Anonymousreply 99December 2, 2023 3:41 PM

I’d say a bitchy TSA agent in some tiny airport somewhere in Nebraska, but he couldn’t get through a security clearance.

Maybe he’ll co star in a non woke Christmas movie next year alongside Chachi and Kristy Swanson.

by Anonymousreply 100December 2, 2023 3:44 PM

He can start his own celebrity fragrance: Deceit, by George Santos

by Anonymousreply 101December 2, 2023 6:53 PM

Kitara will be the new spokesmodel for Mando, the Lume line for stinky men!

Pits, underboob, thigh folds, buttcrack, feet.

Kitara will need more than a pea sized amount to rub on her copious fat folds.

by Anonymousreply 102December 2, 2023 7:33 PM

Omod Scobie's assistant and companion.

by Anonymousreply 103December 2, 2023 7:39 PM

Well it won't be Receipt, by George Santos.

by Anonymousreply 104December 2, 2023 7:39 PM

The 18th hole on Trump’s golf course.

by Anonymousreply 105December 2, 2023 7:50 PM

^ I'm sure his hole is wide enough to qualify

by Anonymousreply 106December 2, 2023 8:15 PM

Host of "To Tell the Truth."

by Anonymousreply 107December 3, 2023 4:40 PM

Playing Momma in the reboot of What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

by Anonymousreply 108December 3, 2023 4:41 PM

Playing the sofa Momma is lying on in the reboot of What's Eating Gilbert Grape? (The actress playing Momma had talent).

by Anonymousreply 109December 3, 2023 4:51 PM

President of Trump University.

by Anonymousreply 110December 3, 2023 5:04 PM

Since Kitara was responsible for a dog death, I think cleaning up road kill and carcasses on the side of the highway would be fitting.

by Anonymousreply 111December 3, 2023 5:36 PM

Changing Trump’s diapers when they’re cellmates in prison.

by Anonymousreply 112December 3, 2023 7:23 PM

With Georgie-boy's tongue inserted up his asshole, Trump won't need diapers!

by Anonymousreply 113December 3, 2023 7:47 PM

More suggestions for Kitara-

Spokesmodel at a car show (“Introducing the 2024 Kia Soul…”)

Standing outside grocery stores, collecting signatures

Sex surrogate for couples with a husband into fat drag queens

Big and Tall men’s department sales clerk at Kohl’s

Selling solar panels in a Home Depot

Assistant to Amy Klobuchar, but only so Amy can hit her in the head with a stapler

by Anonymousreply 114December 3, 2023 8:27 PM

Luxury Hi-Rise Trash Chute Monitor.

by Anonymousreply 115December 3, 2023 10:08 PM

He can invent a new line of male brassieres designed to accurate the chest for upmarket sweaters.

by Anonymousreply 116December 4, 2023 4:04 AM

The caboose of a human centipede.

by Anonymousreply 117December 4, 2023 4:47 AM

[quote]Spokesperson for Subway Restaurants.

He does look like Jared. Have the two ever been seen in the same place together?

by Anonymousreply 118December 4, 2023 8:44 AM

Born again Christian and ex-gay working the evangelist grifting circuit.

by Anonymousreply 119December 4, 2023 12:10 PM

Pussy galore

by Anonymousreply 120December 4, 2023 12:25 PM

Bowen Yang’s replacement on SNL.

by Anonymousreply 121December 4, 2023 3:53 PM

Sugar Daddy with mysterious finances

by Anonymousreply 122December 4, 2023 3:55 PM

Jim Bakker's new sidekick, selling those slop buckets for the end times.

by Anonymousreply 123December 4, 2023 3:55 PM

R119, maybe he can join Milo at Church Militant

by Anonymousreply 124December 4, 2023 5:33 PM

R118, Outside of a few train stations, I don't think there are places large enough for them both to be seen together.

by Anonymousreply 125December 4, 2023 7:57 PM

Fox "News" copy editor, think of the lies he could tell.

by Anonymousreply 126December 4, 2023 8:51 PM

Whore in a Rio de Janeiro gay sauna.

by Anonymousreply 127December 4, 2023 8:54 PM

Passenger on experimental Space-X launches.

by Anonymousreply 128December 4, 2023 9:11 PM

He should start his own submarine service to take billionaires to the Titanic wreckage

by Anonymousreply 129December 4, 2023 9:37 PM

R129, they can hollow him out and use him as the submersible.

by Anonymousreply 130December 4, 2023 9:50 PM

Understudy for Shamu at SeaWorld.

by Anonymousreply 131December 4, 2023 10:19 PM

The new host / sponsor of the Psychic Friends hotline. He endorses it because he needed it and didn't see it coming a mile away that he was going down in flames.

by Anonymousreply 132December 4, 2023 10:22 PM

Buoy. Fat people are buoyant, right?

by Anonymousreply 133December 4, 2023 10:42 PM
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