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Drunk Vegas Elvis on a mobility scooter has a problem with cock suckers.

Made me laugh.

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by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2023 3:23 PM

Thank you, OP. This has brought me such ridiculous joy. I need to see more.

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2023 12:13 PM

Was that Matt Damon?

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2023 12:23 PM

Stuff like this is why I love Las Vegas.

Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2023 12:26 PM

Oh no I really wanted him to like me

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2023 2:27 PM

Someone should let him know he has the rainbow flag colors on the side of his scooter.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2023 2:51 PM

That was fantastic šŸ˜‚

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2023 3:23 PM
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