How can I explain to my rescue dog that his behavior is inappropriate?

Sex negative!

You’ll have to lick it for him.

Capsaicin?

OP, is he a rescue dog?

You have to model good behavior.

Bring a jar of peanut butter to be with you.

^bed

That dog needs a lesson in good manners that he won’t soon forget.

Put quinine on his wiener and the patch where his balls used to be and he'll stop licking quick enough.

Lick your own penis and taint and show him how revolting it is, keep doing it until your rescue dog gets the message.

It doesn't seem sexual. It's more like it's delicious and full of flavor.

Show him photos of Ted Cruz. It will kill whatever desire he has for self pleasure.

He's keeping himself clean, I'm sure you don't want to do it.

R12, show him those photos and he'll just see his unlicked asshole.

[quote] He's keeping himself clean, I'm sure you don't want to do it.

I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo and conditioner spray.

Oh well that won't make his asshole itch at all.

But he *is* licking his privates, OP. Isn’t that what you mean?

He's a DOG, thats what dogs do. Now think of this everything you see a fake boobed,stilleto heeled, madeup like a trollop let her chihuahua puts its tongue in her mouth.

when you notice him licking start cutting yourself in front of him

Tobasco sauce.

Let the dog be, FFS! With no balls, what pleasure does he have?

^That's the idea! Burn it into his doggie psyche!

My cat fellates himself almost all day, everyday.

This is why you don't invite the trick to your place.

[quote] Let the dog be, FFS! With no balls, what pleasure does he have?

Tennis ball.

[quote]I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo and conditioner spray.

Are you trying to turn him into a fag?

Buck never would have licked the patch where his balls used to be.

[quote] I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo

If you want to keep dogs out of your garden, you plant lavender.

Encourage your rescue dog to lick the patch where your balls used to be.

OP, you still have yet to answer whether you dog is a rescue dog.

OP, threaten to cut him out of the will if he continues his embarrassing behavior.

It worked for me.

Stop doing it yourself because he is simply mirroring your behavior.

Inappropriate? He's a fucking dog for fucks sake, not Einstein's son.

Send him to a Montessori school, OP. "Explain to him" indeed.

Take him to the woods.

Einsteins son, R33, was mentally challenged and ended in an insane asylum.

[quote]OP, you still have yet to answer whether you dog is a rescue dog.

Sorry! Yes, he is a rescue dog. I should have made that clear.

He's now in his little house, and I can hear slurping from across the room!

[quote]I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo and conditioner spray.

Maybe that's the problem: the scent repels him and he's removing it down to its natural smell.

Ok, but is this a rescue dog we’re talking about? I only talk about rescue dogs.

Rescue dogs are like foster children.

Highly likely to kill you in your sleep.

This sounds like a Darlene post

[quote] He's now in his little house, and I can hear slurping from across the room!

Perhaps if his house wasn’t so little, he wouldn’t be licking his patch.

Similar to many DLers.