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Lets Be the Germans After Their Surrender in WWII

I didn't know anything about the concentration camps or what all those ashes flying through the air were.

by Anonymousreply 77December 2, 2023 10:36 AM

I'm Swiss

by Anonymousreply 1November 29, 2023 3:16 PM

I am my own underground resistance.....

Oh wait.....sorry.....that was the French.

by Anonymousreply 2November 29, 2023 3:18 PM

Things were better under the Kaiser.

by Anonymousreply 3November 29, 2023 3:23 PM

Adolf who?

by Anonymousreply 4November 29, 2023 3:25 PM

Where's my apartment building?

by Anonymousreply 5November 29, 2023 3:25 PM

The allies forced some of the German people to tour nearby Buchenwald concentration camp after its liberation by U.S. troops, April 1945.

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by Anonymousreply 6November 29, 2023 4:39 PM

Oh! That’s what that smell was!

by Anonymousreply 7November 29, 2023 4:42 PM

I know nothing!

by Anonymousreply 8November 29, 2023 4:45 PM

Schokolade macht frei !!!

by Anonymousreply 9November 29, 2023 4:50 PM

Rest assured that if something like this happens in America during Trump's second reign of terror, the MAGAts will be the first to scream and shout "we didn't know nuthin' 'bout nuthin, even though the bitches have blood all over their hands.

They're not exactly profiles in courage.

by Anonymousreply 10November 29, 2023 4:56 PM

Thanks r10. Everyone was hoping you'd turn up and turn this into a Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 11November 29, 2023 5:08 PM

I’m one hundreds of thousands of women who, if they haven’t already been gang raped by the Soviets, they will be, regardless of age…

by Anonymousreply 12November 29, 2023 5:09 PM

r12 or regardless of whether or not they are even alive...

by Anonymousreply 13November 29, 2023 5:13 PM

Vas? Nicht en mein backyard!

by Anonymousreply 14November 29, 2023 5:14 PM

[quote]I know nothing!—Col. Klink

Wrong Nazi.

by Anonymousreply 15November 29, 2023 5:16 PM

Sorry to break it to R11, but any thread related to Nazis is already a Trump thread.

by Anonymousreply 16November 29, 2023 5:27 PM

and any thread related to Jimmy Carter, Taylor Swift, I'm a Slut, Huh? He's Gay?, Dolly Parton, Wh here has been to India?, Is the dutch shock election....., you get the point? Yet?

by Anonymousreply 17November 29, 2023 5:29 PM

"Thanks [R10]. Everyone was hoping you'd turn up and turn this into a Trump thread."

And yet here you are, commenting on the very type of thread that works your last gay nerve.

by Anonymousreply 18November 29, 2023 5:32 PM

I'm the former commandant of Dachau. I beat one last Jew to death so I could wear his striped pajamas out of here. The Allies will think I'm a prisoner and let me go. Hope no one gets a look at mein schwanz.

by Anonymousreply 19November 29, 2023 5:33 PM

War is horrible. Look how much suffering it caused!

No more war!

by Anonymousreply 20November 29, 2023 5:40 PM

I've got rubble crushing duty tomorrow! 🪨. 🔨

by Anonymousreply 21November 29, 2023 5:54 PM

I am the incredible ability to rebuild a functional society after such a moral and physical disaster.

by Anonymousreply 22November 29, 2023 5:59 PM

R22 they had help

by Anonymousreply 23November 29, 2023 6:00 PM

It was all a big misunderstanding!!!

Those Jews are so sensitive …,Dr Mengele provided free health care .

And the lucky Jews who loaded the crematorium??? DeSantis pointed out it was free training for Pizza Hut jobs!! Can’t they show any gratitude ?

by Anonymousreply 24November 29, 2023 6:06 PM

I was *never* in the Nazi Youth, but I’m a real Catholic and I will be pope one day!

by Anonymousreply 25November 29, 2023 6:27 PM

🎶 Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles! 🎶

by Anonymousreply 26November 29, 2023 6:29 PM

Not only did vee know about the Jews disappearing, vee didn’t care!

by Anonymousreply 27November 29, 2023 6:36 PM

"This didn't end well but we're going to win one yet!"

by Anonymousreply 28November 29, 2023 6:49 PM

I'm not defending the Germans in this, but all of Europe, including the Germans, suffered terribly from famine the years of 1944-1946. I had a friend who was born in 1941 in Germany and she remembers that she was so hungry that she drank mare's milk when she could find one who was nursing a foal. (They lived in the country). She also told me that in the state forest near her house, guards patrolled so that people wouldn't cut down trees for firewood or for cooking. People were only allowed to gather kindling and branches that fell out of the trees from natural causes. If they couldn't find enough, they knew they were going to be cold and hungry that night. But even much worse off were the Dutch, whose famine started a year earlier, as the Germans confiscated what little food was available and cut off supplies during the harsh winter. For a time in early 1945, many people were limited to 500 calories a day or fewer. There are many sad pictures of Europe at the end of the war with people walking around in a daze, trying to collect bricks in their towns destroyed by bombing to reconstruct buildings. and they were certainly cold and probably starving. I'm sure that some Germans second-guessed their support of Hitler at that point......a little late.

by Anonymousreply 29November 29, 2023 6:53 PM

I am the complete lack of metal health care for millions of traumatized and morally broken people.

by Anonymousreply 30November 29, 2023 6:54 PM

The racial superiority idea was put to the test post-1945 and, well, kind of held up.

by Anonymousreply 31November 29, 2023 7:00 PM

Well, metal health is always a mess after a war, R30. All that metal shrapnel.......

by Anonymousreply 32November 29, 2023 7:01 PM

I'm the hundreds of suicides by Nazi true believers when the war was over. Wondering how many super maga cult members will follow this tradition if/when Orange Jesus loses in 2024

by Anonymousreply 33November 29, 2023 7:15 PM

I’m the complete lack of knowledge of the holocaust by most people.

I was watching the play Cabaret. There was dialogue that Jews couldn’t marry non Jews .

Overheard remark : “ that’s sooo mean … you mean they couldn’t marry anyone ?”

by Anonymousreply 34November 29, 2023 7:49 PM

Pssst. Vant to buy a painting?

by Anonymousreply 35November 29, 2023 8:11 PM

Ich war Dresden. Ich bin KAPUT.

by Anonymousreply 36November 29, 2023 8:29 PM

What was I doing during the war? I was a ski instructor.

by Anonymousreply 37November 29, 2023 8:34 PM

I am Hitler on a submarine to Argentina.

by Anonymousreply 38November 29, 2023 8:39 PM

Oh yeah, I'm on a boat!

Jealous bitches?!

by Anonymousreply 39November 29, 2023 8:39 PM

Jinx, r38!

by Anonymousreply 40November 29, 2023 8:40 PM

do you know what goes on in gitmo? folsom prison? the supermax in marion, il?

by Anonymousreply 41November 29, 2023 8:44 PM

Polling in Germany still showed plenty of support for Hitler in the years after the war, r29

by Anonymousreply 42November 29, 2023 8:44 PM

Seriously? I thought they were burning juice!

by Anonymousreply 43November 29, 2023 8:47 PM

not "supporting the Germans", but people rarely know anything about what their govt is doing to certain outgroups. like Mexican immigrants. If it's a militaristic, heavily policed state like the US has become, there is no way we know what all the military or the government is doing.

by Anonymousreply 44November 29, 2023 8:50 PM

There is ample evidence that not only did Germans know about the Holocaust, but most approved and many were glad to help. They had been taught for decades that Jews were destroying Germany because of their inherently evil nature. There is no way to execute an effort of that scale in secret.

by Anonymousreply 45November 29, 2023 8:59 PM

I’m the Austrians. Yes, my people orchestrated most of the Nazi leaders were Austrian and yes, Hitler came from here, but I’ll get off Scott free by pretending to have nothing to do with the Nazis.

My country will remain intact, I won’t even have to join NATO for safety and I won’t have to suffer under communism.

Thanks Germany for being such a good pall!

by Anonymousreply 46November 29, 2023 9:00 PM

I'm a NAZI scientist off to the US for a sweet new gig building rockets, missiles, and airplanes for Uncle Sam.

by Anonymousreply 47November 29, 2023 9:08 PM

I'm a Nazi Colonel with a PhD in Chemistry (with fake papers), owning a respectable business and living a respectable upper-class life.

by Anonymousreply 48November 29, 2023 9:19 PM

... Oh, and I forgot to add, living in the American Midwest.

by Anonymousreply 49November 29, 2023 9:24 PM

I'm an Alabaman. Pay no attention to my German accent.

by Anonymousreply 50November 29, 2023 9:25 PM

First I am in the West and start co-drafting the new constitution.

And then I am in the East getting used to the communist dictatorship that is taking over from the Nazi dictatorship.

by Anonymousreply 51November 29, 2023 9:29 PM

Hitler? Adolf Hitler? I only voted for him because he's your friend. I hardly knew him.

by Anonymousreply 52November 29, 2023 9:34 PM

I am all the Adolf Hitler Squares frantically renamed as Main Square.

by Anonymousreply 53November 29, 2023 9:35 PM

I'm all the Nazis that were great scientists and academics and got a Sure, Pal, Get Over Here! pass from the US so they could help us advance our nuclear weaponry and military strength, among other things.

by Anonymousreply 54November 29, 2023 9:36 PM

I am the German at R46 angry that the Austrians made Hitler a German and Beethoven an Austrian.

by Anonymousreply 55November 29, 2023 9:37 PM

I'm the pussy for sale for 2 cigarettes, a chocolate bar, or some instant coffee. 🚬. 🍫. ☕

by Anonymousreply 56November 29, 2023 9:38 PM

I'm the young, or middle aged, or extremely aged frau or fräulein, inundated with offers of love from soldiers of the occupying Red Army

by Anonymousreply 57November 29, 2023 9:44 PM

When going on raping and pillaging rampages, remember: paybacks are a bitch!

by Anonymousreply 58November 29, 2023 9:48 PM

And now please welcome to the stage, our favorite female impersonator....


by Anonymousreply 59November 29, 2023 10:58 PM

Who's going to clean those ovens?

by Anonymousreply 60November 29, 2023 11:32 PM

But we keep the art, right?

by Anonymousreply 61November 30, 2023 12:13 AM

R31. With the 2023 equivalent of 250 billion dollars in foreign aid.

by Anonymousreply 62November 30, 2023 12:49 AM

Speaking of Germans who fled Germany and wreaked havoc here.....

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by Anonymousreply 63November 30, 2023 1:32 AM

Two of the women in that photo are smiling during their tour. Ghouls.

I’m Kitchener, Ontario. We love and welcome nazis of all stripe. If you don’t like it here, you can go to Winnipeg or Alberta? Come one come all!

by Anonymousreply 64November 30, 2023 5:08 AM

Adolf? I don't know her.

by Anonymousreply 65November 30, 2023 9:52 AM

I am the sudden disappearance of the middle name Adolf in legal documents.

by Anonymousreply 66November 30, 2023 11:18 AM

So long, farewell!

by Anonymousreply 67November 30, 2023 4:14 PM

I’m hauling ass to West Germany.

by Anonymousreply 68November 30, 2023 4:52 PM

I’m the Italians. We’re not facist anymore! Promise!

by Anonymousreply 69November 30, 2023 5:05 PM

I am the typical DLer only we all wake up and it’s 1939. What are we doing then? A member of the anti nazi underground? No this is a serious post.

No we would be getting ready for German Army or AF deployment or boot camp. Some of us would be SS troops. Others would have civilian jobs all supporting our leader and govt.

The biggest success most have in life are where they are born and when they are born.

by Anonymousreply 70November 30, 2023 5:17 PM

I'm Tylenol

by Anonymousreply 71November 30, 2023 5:41 PM

[quote] The biggest success most have in life are where they are born and when they are born.

This is true. I must admit I have never been truly, deeply tested as people in Europe, and for that matter in the U.S., were truly tested in the 1930s and 1940s. Even when it comes to being gay, would I be one of the amazingly brave ones in the 1950s or early 1960s, out and willing to take the consequences of that? Probably not. I came out in the early 90s, which wasn't perfect but let's face it, was a hell of a lot easier than it would have been decades before that, especially in the college town I live in. I worried about social ostracism and AIDS and other things, but honestly it never even occurred to me to worry that I might actually go to jail for it. That is one huge difference, of many.

by Anonymousreply 72November 30, 2023 5:52 PM

^Very true; I live in a MAGA loving area of MD (of all places) and used to work around MAGA morons, fundies & ant-vaxxers of all stripes so the best idea I can have as to how I would withstand that kind of pressure is that I kept my head down, my mouth shut and *never* talked about anything personal. I didn't say a word when this asshat at work told me that the COVID vaccine was the devil's mark (though I was honestly so floored I didn't know what to say) so I can appreciate the attitude that many people. must've had of "this has nothing to do with me; I have nothing against these people, but they're not my family & they come first. If I keep my head down & stay out of trouble, I'll get through this".

by Anonymousreply 73November 30, 2023 7:17 PM

None of us fired a shot at Western soldiers. We were all on the Eastern Front. Swear!

by Anonymousreply 74November 30, 2023 8:22 PM

I have no idea where that lampshade came from!

by Anonymousreply 75December 1, 2023 11:24 AM

R24 You cannot be for real.

by Anonymousreply 76December 1, 2023 1:05 PM

and there's that sense of humor the Germans are famous for. ^

by Anonymousreply 77December 2, 2023 10:36 AM
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