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Anna Anna Anna Anna Anna Nicole, you're so outrageous!

Today would have been her 56th birthday!

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by Anonymousreply 77December 17, 2023 4:30 PM

I seriously miss that mess.

by Anonymousreply 1November 28, 2023 4:57 PM

Beautiful mom and cute son.

by Anonymousreply 2November 28, 2023 4:58 PM

Never forget!

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by Anonymousreply 3November 28, 2023 4:59 PM

That scuzzball lawyer on her show made Mama's mussy moist.

by Anonymousreply 4November 28, 2023 4:59 PM

Her life was a goddamn disaster.

by Anonymousreply 5November 28, 2023 5:01 PM

I hated that era. "She's falling off the deep end! Give the bitch a television reality show!"

by Anonymousreply 6November 28, 2023 5:11 PM

r3 It just struck me that something like that would never happen today, celebs are way too attached to the fortune that comes with their very carefully tailored brand. We really should have treasured these messes when there was still time.

by Anonymousreply 7November 28, 2023 5:15 PM

Amen, r7!

by Anonymousreply 8November 28, 2023 5:16 PM

WHET that scummy lawyer?

by Anonymousreply 9November 28, 2023 5:18 PM

Wasn't the lawyer fucking Larry?

by Anonymousreply 10November 28, 2023 5:22 PM

Sho outrageoush.

by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2023 5:29 PM

The last I heard the lawyer, Howard K. Stern was working at the public defenders office in LA I think.

Her toothless meth faced cousin Shelly was a hoot!

by Anonymousreply 12November 28, 2023 5:34 PM

Sadly, drugs and depression kill. After Daniel died, I feel it was just too much on Anna. I liked her and she was definitely a hot mess, but I found her journey fun.

RIP, I hope she is finally at peace. I know she is proud of her Daighter. I think Larry has done an incredible job raising her.

by Anonymousreply 13November 28, 2023 5:36 PM

R13 oops Daughter, not Daighter.

by Anonymousreply 14November 28, 2023 5:36 PM

Crikey, did a google and that's some batshit crazy life! She gave birth to the new child and meanwhile Daniel Wayne stole her stash and ODed at the age of 20?! I would laugh at a soap opera script that came up with that one.

by Anonymousreply 15November 28, 2023 5:41 PM

There was a rumor that Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead were lovers and bumped Anna Nicole off "Postman Rings Twice" style

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2023 5:49 PM

Can we stop filming for a moment? I wanna masturbate.

by Anonymousreply 17November 28, 2023 5:56 PM

I read her autopsy and it said she had Benadryl trapped in her fat, and it burst and killed her, sounds like a couple of lawyers teamed up with the coroner Scientology style

by Anonymousreply 18November 28, 2023 5:59 PM

What happened to that Asian queen who decorated her house?

by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2023 6:26 PM

TrimSpa Baby!

by Anonymousreply 20November 28, 2023 6:37 PM

Goodbye, Vickie Lynn. You lived your life like a dumpster fire in the wind.

by Anonymousreply 21November 28, 2023 7:03 PM
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by Anonymousreply 22November 28, 2023 7:06 PM

Hot mess!!!

by Anonymousreply 23November 29, 2023 4:10 PM
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by Anonymousreply 24November 29, 2023 4:14 PM


by Anonymousreply 25November 29, 2023 4:17 PM

That poor kid ( her son) never had a chance with Anna Nicole as a mom. Not that she didn't love him- it was very apparent she did- she was too much of a Trainwreck though, to be a functional parental figure.

by Anonymousreply 26November 29, 2023 8:49 PM

She WAS the American dream!

by Anonymousreply 27November 29, 2023 9:53 PM

MADTV spoof.

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by Anonymousreply 28November 29, 2023 9:58 PM

Also this.

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by Anonymousreply 29November 29, 2023 10:03 PM

She was attractive, but she also looked cheap in a way that only an American woman can.

by Anonymousreply 30November 29, 2023 10:03 PM

That would be so cancelled today, r28!

Good times!

by Anonymousreply 31November 29, 2023 10:04 PM

R30, may I introduce you to this region known as The Rest of Planet Earth.

Beginning with Russia and China.

by Anonymousreply 32November 29, 2023 10:05 PM

That's Britney, r29!!!!

My ***** itches!

by Anonymousreply 33November 29, 2023 10:07 PM

I was the STAR of the show! I made her home LUXURIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 34November 29, 2023 11:03 PM

[quote] What happened to that Asian queen who decorated her house?

R19, I think you’re referring to Bobby Trendy.

I hate myself a little bit for knowing this.

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by Anonymousreply 35November 29, 2023 11:58 PM

I remember when Daniel died, the tabloids published pictures of Anna with his dead body. Heartless bastards.

by Anonymousreply 36November 30, 2023 12:11 AM

Hugh's toupee should have been up for grabs.

by Anonymousreply 37November 30, 2023 12:14 AM

When did she died?!

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by Anonymousreply 39November 30, 2023 12:18 AM

Teacake is anna

by Anonymousreply 40November 30, 2023 12:18 AM

She died in 2007, r38.

by Anonymousreply 41November 30, 2023 4:07 PM

I remember when her son died, someone on here snarked "Did he die of embarrassment?".

That was DL gold for weeks!!

by Anonymousreply 42November 30, 2023 4:33 PM

Either his father was an absolute fug- or she had cosmetic surgery.

by Anonymousreply 43November 30, 2023 6:51 PM

There was an episode of Law And Order- Criminal Intent from about 2008 that depicted an Anna Nicole Smith type with a son who dies from an overdose and she gives birth to another child and her manager is like HKS- except the tv show version is not nearly as good looking as HKS was. It was a good episode.

by Anonymousreply 44November 30, 2023 7:11 PM

Her autopsy is interesting.

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by Anonymousreply 45November 30, 2023 10:36 PM

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

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by Anonymousreply 46December 1, 2023 12:08 AM

WHET Billy Wayne Smith ? Daniels father ^^^^^

by Anonymousreply 47December 1, 2023 12:10 AM

She’s so dead!

by Anonymousreply 48December 1, 2023 12:10 AM

Goodbye Mexias rose

by Anonymousreply 49December 1, 2023 12:19 AM

I’m a tacky bitch and o loved bobby Trendys style

by Anonymousreply 50December 1, 2023 12:29 AM

I thought she was closer to fifty when she died (not that she really looked old for her age). I’m surprised she wasn’t even forty — she was pretty ubiquitous for a while starting, but I guess that started during her late teens.

This is one of the celebrity deaths that most bummed me out when it happened. She got snapped up out of rural poverty at a young age and badly taken advantage of by Hefner and Hollywood and E! in particular. She didn’t deserve all the shit she went through. Left to her own devices in bumfuck Texas, she may well have eventually ended strung out / dying from drug use. Instead her steep downward spiral was filmed and broadcast and made into a punchline. If she was smarter or wealthier or more eloquent then maybe people would have had more compunction about pointing and laughing at her, even after it became obvious that she was circling the drain.

by Anonymousreply 51December 1, 2023 12:32 AM

And her son’s fortieth!

by Anonymousreply 52December 1, 2023 12:41 AM

People say her daughter looks like her mother, but I think Dannielynn is much prettier and all natural (so far).

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by Anonymousreply 53December 1, 2023 2:07 AM

Anna was truly an American Original. She was our funhouse mirror image of Princess Diana. Tacky and chubby and gauche and the farthest thing from BRF, but in her own way she was full of vim and folksy gravitas. She wasn’t sweeping the third world of land mines, but she was hot and endearing and carried herself like a GOAT Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. American as apple pie or celebrity sex tapes.

by Anonymousreply 54December 2, 2023 2:45 AM

OP replies to herself a lot.

by Anonymousreply 55December 2, 2023 2:47 AM

"Abscesses of buttocks"

What the hell?

by Anonymousreply 56December 2, 2023 2:52 AM

Like my body….

by Anonymousreply 57December 2, 2023 3:06 AM

thinking the abscesses of buttocks was referring to some shitty ass injections.

Sounds like some dodgy injections that got...infected.

by Anonymousreply 58December 2, 2023 3:10 AM

Like M-Dolla :(

by Anonymousreply 59December 2, 2023 9:02 AM

r59 What is M-Dolla ?

by Anonymousreply 60December 2, 2023 9:27 AM

Hot mess, no talent, gold digge- not really a woman to remember for much of anything. Maybe a comment on human degradation.

by Anonymousreply 61December 2, 2023 9:58 AM

Larry really is a fucking great dad. He knows people are interested in Anna's daughter, but he doesn't whore her out or treat her like a show pony. They do the Kentucky Derby stroll (and she is always age appropriately dressed) and sometimes one other event a year. That's it. Well done Larry!

by Anonymousreply 62December 2, 2023 10:46 AM

[quote]OP replies to herself a lot.

You have are the most tiresome troll ever!

by Anonymousreply 63December 2, 2023 12:01 PM


by Anonymousreply 64December 2, 2023 12:02 PM

Your anus is clearly unremarkable, r55.

Have a few opiates to pass the time.

by Anonymousreply 65December 2, 2023 12:06 PM

Meh - you tried, r65

by Anonymousreply 66December 2, 2023 12:50 PM

R62- He looks HOMOSEXUAL.

by Anonymousreply 67December 2, 2023 12:53 PM

r66 and you did better in some way?

by Anonymousreply 68December 2, 2023 12:59 PM

Dannielynn turns 18 next year!

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by Anonymousreply 69December 2, 2023 12:59 PM

I remember watching the first half of the first season, and coming to feel like I was participating in abuse and exploitation by watching. I stopped watching at that point.

by Anonymousreply 70December 2, 2023 1:06 PM

She's lovely. Surprised they can't correct her strabismus better, but it kind of gives her character. She's almost 18? Fuck, I'm past eldergay and going into ancient gay with a quickness.

by Anonymousreply 71December 2, 2023 1:09 PM

i hope she never corrects anything.

Please don't fall down that path. She's beautiful without all that..

by Anonymousreply 72December 2, 2023 1:22 PM

I felt so bad for her when her son died right after she gave birth to her daughter. That was fucked up.

by Anonymousreply 73December 2, 2023 1:34 PM

[quote] R30], may I introduce you to this region known as The Rest of Planet Earth.

I don’t think R30 was saying other nationalities aren’t capable of looking cheap, rather Anna was a good example of America’s version. I agree.

Did anyone watch that doc on Anna? I think it’s on Netflix, but I’m not certain about that. It wasn’t too long, but it was interesting. Anna was nobody’s victim except to her own drug, alcohol and food addiction. She had a close relationship with her bodyguard who cared about her very much, but he was very straight about what happened in her life. According to him, regardless of how it looked from the outside, Anna was running her own show. She was not being controlled by anyone.

It was kind of sad how she created this myth about her abusive upbringing, because it was a lie and her mother was unfairly bashed after Anna died.

by Anonymousreply 74December 2, 2023 1:57 PM

[quote]Anna Nicole's son Daniel was there too. Oh, he's so sweet, he's so cute, he's fourteen. And he's fucked.

I wish Kathy Griffin hadn't been such a good oracle back then when she mentioned Daniel on the D List.

by Anonymousreply 75December 17, 2023 8:48 AM

It’s odd that her raw material was classically beautiful, but left to her own devices I’ve never seen a woman make herself look worse.

But maybe that’s a difference between how gay men and straight men see her.

by Anonymousreply 76December 17, 2023 9:18 AM

Was it known that Anna was bisexual? She had a long term relationship with a woman from the days before she got so famous. I can’t remember her name, but she was in the doc.

by Anonymousreply 77December 17, 2023 4:30 PM
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