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Barry Keoghan's salt burn nude scene

This is a huge cock for an Irishman.

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by Anonymousreply 99December 27, 2023 10:01 PM

That's a semi, he obviously fluffed it before the scene. Don't think it gets much bigger than that. So, average size.

by Anonymousreply 1November 28, 2023 11:37 AM

This film bombed.

by Anonymousreply 2November 28, 2023 11:38 AM

Irish Curse is funny but exaggerated

by Anonymousreply 3November 28, 2023 11:41 AM

Not really.

by Anonymousreply 4November 28, 2023 12:44 PM


by Anonymousreply 5November 28, 2023 1:24 PM

I've had two dark-haired irish boyfriends with big fat cocks. I used to slut around Cork and Dublin and never found size meat rare. But it's true Ireland isn't Holland, Brazil or Côte d'Ivoire.

by Anonymousreply 6November 28, 2023 3:37 PM

R6 have you been to Nice and the Isle of Greece?

by Anonymousreply 7November 28, 2023 4:21 PM

OP hasn’t met many Irishmen. I’ve met eye wateringly hung guys from the Emerald Isle.

by Anonymousreply 8November 28, 2023 5:30 PM

Perfectly intact

by Anonymousreply 9November 28, 2023 7:02 PM

He's got a sexy body.

by Anonymousreply 10November 28, 2023 10:27 PM

[quote] I've had two dark-haired irish boyfriends with big fat cocks. I used to slut around Cork and Dublin and never found size meat rare. But it's true Ireland isn't Holland, Brazil or Côte d'Ivoire.

Dutch Dick - considered some of the best and biggest. And truly a treat to enjoy - from both ends.

by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2023 10:58 PM

That’s a penis!

by Anonymousreply 12November 28, 2023 11:33 PM


by Anonymousreply 13November 29, 2023 12:12 AM

He did full frontal in a 2016 movie called Mammal—it looked smaller there. Me thinks there may have been some digital enhancement.

by Anonymousreply 14November 29, 2023 12:34 AM

It's a prosthetic like in Boogie Nights

by Anonymousreply 15November 29, 2023 12:39 AM

R7, please marry me. We could sip champagne on a yacht.

by Anonymousreply 16November 29, 2023 12:47 AM

The OP acts like he’s a 13 year old.

by Anonymousreply 17November 29, 2023 12:49 AM

I've had bigger.

by Anonymousreply 18November 29, 2023 12:50 AM

Really sexy dude. Love his cock.

by Anonymousreply 19November 29, 2023 12:52 AM

What r14 said. This isn't the first time he has gone full frontal, pics of his dick were already out there.

by Anonymousreply 20November 29, 2023 12:58 AM

He cavorts like a dancing faun.

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by Anonymousreply 21November 29, 2023 1:18 AM

I know Michael Fassbender is ethnically at least part German, but isn't Liam Neeson all Irish?

I wouldn't mind being cursed like them.

by Anonymousreply 22December 4, 2023 12:32 AM

Where is the "Isle of Greece"?

The country of Greece doesn't appear to fare that well by comparison.

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by Anonymousreply 23December 4, 2023 12:50 AM

R23--the "Isle of Greece" is between Paradise and Me.

by Anonymousreply 24December 4, 2023 1:08 AM

This guy is disgusting. I hope for every gay man's sake, he's straight.

by Anonymousreply 25December 4, 2023 1:11 AM

Great cock. Great tight little butt.

Face like a slapped ass—or is it someone perpetually in the middle of an allergic reaction?—but I'd still hit it.

by Anonymousreply 26December 4, 2023 1:12 AM

I've always thought the Irish Curse referred to not being able to get it up (because of drinking).

by Anonymousreply 27December 4, 2023 1:26 AM

R23 there is no way the Dutch have small cocks than the French. That chart is about cultural bravado in self reports.

by Anonymousreply 28December 4, 2023 1:34 AM

Ah, the old trick: fluff your dick 1/3 hard and pretend it's flaccid.

If I was going to go nude in movies I would have the surgeries available: penis-lengthening by cutting the connecting tissue to the pubic bone and wearing a weight for a month or so. And girth enhancement with fillers and/or fat transfers.

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by Anonymousreply 29December 4, 2023 2:05 AM

Santorum smegma live magnate

by Anonymousreply 30December 4, 2023 2:07 AM

I would definitely do the fillers.

This technology has been around for years; I wouldn't be surprised if Keoghan had it done.

by Anonymousreply 31December 4, 2023 2:07 AM

It's probably a prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 32December 4, 2023 2:13 AM

[quote] fluff your dick 1/3 hard and pretend it's flaccid

sometimes known as the Cialis chub.

by Anonymousreply 33December 4, 2023 8:17 AM

Nice normal body, but I can never get past his creepy character in, "The Killing Of A Sacred Deer".

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by Anonymousreply 34December 4, 2023 5:35 PM

r25 He is well known for to accept in his his-region the homosex. So much for sizeable verificata, as he performs incredible acts with the mens mons pubis of his countryfellows. Yes he will. Yes.

by Anonymousreply 35December 4, 2023 6:11 PM

R35 once again in English, nimrod?

by Anonymousreply 36December 4, 2023 6:12 PM

I think he's sexy as fuck. His face only adds to his sexiness, in my opinion.

by Anonymousreply 37December 4, 2023 8:36 PM

Sex with him would seem like taking advantage of someone with short bus "special needs".

by Anonymousreply 38December 4, 2023 9:05 PM

I'm Irish, was at the sauna last week. Irish cock can hold its own with any other nationality. Clearly, something happens when they cross the pond.

by Anonymousreply 39December 4, 2023 9:12 PM

Everyone else had a pretty face. Oliver had a big dick. And big dicks trump pretty faces

by Anonymousreply 40December 4, 2023 9:12 PM

[quote] Sex with him would seem like taking advantage of someone with short bus "special needs".

That’s the exact attitude that allowed him to take over Saltburn

by Anonymousreply 41December 4, 2023 9:13 PM

Not all irishmen have the gift.

by Anonymousreply 42December 4, 2023 9:14 PM

R42 Hunter's cock is to die for.

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by Anonymousreply 43December 4, 2023 9:22 PM

(^.^) turn in your gay card R43 That dick is average and I prefer a more mushroom shaped head. Have you seen Frank Biden's selfies? His dick is longer and girthier than Hunter's when not fully hard.

by Anonymousreply 44December 4, 2023 9:33 PM

[quote]That dick is average

No, it is not, r44.

by Anonymousreply 45December 4, 2023 9:37 PM

There's just no satisfying Marjorie.

by Anonymousreply 46December 4, 2023 9:37 PM

It's average R45 You need to get out more often.

by Anonymousreply 47December 4, 2023 9:41 PM

I wouldn't call it large by any means R45

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by Anonymousreply 48December 4, 2023 9:45 PM

With a face that could stop a sundial.

by Anonymousreply 49December 4, 2023 11:37 PM

I like how even in the throes of addiction Hunter remembered to trim his pubes.

by Anonymousreply 50December 5, 2023 12:41 AM

I was the Whore of Babylon and Hunter's cock is XL. Stop your nonsense.

by Anonymousreply 51December 5, 2023 12:45 AM

He's very sexy

by Anonymousreply 52December 5, 2023 12:47 AM

The NYT review thinks it’s a prosthetic:

“The whole movie seems to exist for its coda, and presumably the prosthetics designer whose name appears in the closing credits.”

by Anonymousreply 53December 5, 2023 12:52 AM

R51 is Princess Tiny Meat

by Anonymousreply 54December 5, 2023 1:07 AM


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by Anonymousreply 55December 5, 2023 1:09 AM

Yeah, that’s an avg dick R45. You have really bad luck.

by Anonymousreply 56December 5, 2023 1:29 AM

the average size of an adult female's hand is 6.8" and that dick doesn't exceed the length of that hand. It's 7" at best

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by Anonymousreply 57December 5, 2023 1:35 AM

Ecuador, the putative worldwide winner in the penis-size category, averages at 6.93 inches.

The U.S. ranks at a demoralizing 5.1" to 5.3" average. Difficult as that is to believe.

by Anonymousreply 58December 5, 2023 8:01 AM

Not a prosthetic

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by Anonymousreply 59December 25, 2023 10:17 PM

That's a lot of foreskin to chew on.

by Anonymousreply 60December 25, 2023 10:29 PM

His dance reminded me of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs or Andrew Cunanan in that Versace series.

by Anonymousreply 61December 25, 2023 10:30 PM

He has a nice ass.

by Anonymousreply 62December 25, 2023 10:34 PM

Ugly face.

by Anonymousreply 63December 25, 2023 10:42 PM

Big horny jiggly cock

by Anonymousreply 64December 25, 2023 11:20 PM

He’s no oil painting.

by Anonymousreply 65December 25, 2023 11:28 PM

In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 66December 25, 2023 11:29 PM

Saltburn, much like CUNT Andy's most recent green plaid shirt getup, is contrived and stultifying.

by Anonymousreply 67December 26, 2023 12:06 AM

I still haven't had a chance to see the film. Perhaps this week.

by Anonymousreply 68December 26, 2023 12:30 AM

R44, we can’t all have blown out assholes like you.

by Anonymousreply 69December 26, 2023 12:31 AM

[quote] In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.

That's obvious.

His penis is very misshapen and odd-looking, because of all that foreskin.

It's not a pretty penis.

Someone would not make a prosthetic penis that purposely looked like that.

by Anonymousreply 70December 26, 2023 1:08 AM

Barry should make a movie with Paul Mescal.

Could a movie camera capture all of that world class mediocrity on film?

by Anonymousreply 71December 26, 2023 1:11 AM

[quote] Yeah, that’s an avg dick [R45]. You have really bad luck.

It won't seem like bad luck when YOU have to wear depends for the rest of your life after being regularly impaled by men who are trying to convince you a 7 1/2-inch dick is "average."

by Anonymousreply 72December 26, 2023 1:13 AM

[quote]In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.

Of course he's going to say that.

by Anonymousreply 73December 26, 2023 2:47 AM

I read recently that whenever a guy is hard or semi-hard in a film you can be pretty sure it's a prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 74December 26, 2023 2:50 AM

Would he qualify as semi? Or is that just the copious foreskin?

by Anonymousreply 75December 26, 2023 5:34 AM

Yet to see the film. Does Jacob expose any of his beautiful anatomy?

by Anonymousreply 76December 26, 2023 5:36 AM

Rex Reed loved it

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by Anonymousreply 77December 26, 2023 6:52 AM

I have been with three Irishman from Dublin. Hung like horses. One was too big actually. And all perfectly shaped.

The Spaniards I’ve encountered? Gnats. Really, like Chinese.

French are average to me (and sorry, but smelly).

The Italians? All just so beautiful. I’ve never been with an Italian who doesn’t have a gorgeous (thick) dick. Maybe not the longest but definitely the meatiest. Just the best looking cocks on the planet.

by Anonymousreply 78December 26, 2023 7:09 AM

[Quote] Does Jacob expose any of his beautiful anatomy?

R76 no more than what you see here

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by Anonymousreply 79December 26, 2023 8:20 AM


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by Anonymousreply 80December 26, 2023 8:38 AM

[quote] we can’t all have blown out assholes like you.

Say you’re hung like a mouse without saying you’re hung like a mouse.

by Anonymousreply 81December 26, 2023 12:57 PM

I think he's gorgeous

by Anonymousreply 82December 26, 2023 1:02 PM

R72 is right, you size queens are going to end in diapers by being fucked by horses.

by Anonymousreply 83December 26, 2023 1:20 PM

[quote] Say you’re hung like a mouse without saying you’re hung like a mouse.

Umm-hmm, Gurl, keep taking them big cocks up the ass, and all your cheek and sass will be a bitter memory.

by Anonymousreply 84December 26, 2023 1:21 PM

^^^ I should clarify that some of you whores CAN do it without lifelong complication but ask your doctor about what becomes of the ones who cannot.

by Anonymousreply 85December 26, 2023 1:23 PM

You can say a dick is big but it’s hilarious when you say it’s the biggest or huge because “politics”.

by Anonymousreply 86December 26, 2023 1:36 PM

[quote]Barry should make a movie with Paul Mescal.

Barry already pulled out of Paul.

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by Anonymousreply 87December 26, 2023 2:28 PM

This was probably the most interesting part of the movie. The rest of it was a snooze fest.

by Anonymousreply 88December 26, 2023 2:44 PM

Loved the movie. Loved him in it. Probably a prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 89December 26, 2023 3:24 PM

No one is more boring than a size queen going on and on about her favorite topic.

by Anonymousreply 90December 26, 2023 3:28 PM

R87 that clown suit is outrageous and I love it.

by Anonymousreply 91December 26, 2023 3:34 PM

When asked if he had spoken with Russell Crowe about his role in Gladiator, Paul Mescal said he hadn't -- I don't know what we'd talk about.

by Anonymousreply 92December 26, 2023 6:51 PM

A dud movie with some good moments.

by Anonymousreply 93December 27, 2023 1:57 AM

Haven't seen it yet, but the range of reviews on YouTube is pretty remarkable. People who've watched it 3 times and think it's a masterpiece, to those who call it a cheap manipulative p.o.s.. I'm in no rush, even to see the phallic finale.

by Anonymousreply 94December 27, 2023 3:58 AM

If Jacob showed his ass or pubes it probably would have been a bigger hit

by Anonymousreply 95December 27, 2023 10:21 AM

Nobody wants to see Jacob's microdick and third nipple.

by Anonymousreply 96December 27, 2023 3:00 PM

I thought Elordi was nothing but pretty. He actually delivered his role with charisma but authenticity. I was surprised.

by Anonymousreply 97December 27, 2023 3:53 PM

Saltburn's Barry Keoghan confirms it really is ALL him in that nude scene in the new black psychological drama - and reveals it took 11 takes

Barry Keoghan has confirmed that it was all him in the eye-opening nude scene in Saltburn, which is now available to watch on Amazon Prime. A dramatic and controversial way to close out cinema for the year, Saltburn has been the film on majority of lips the past couple of weeks. Released on November 17, the movie is centres around Oxford scholarship holder, Oliver Quick (Barry Keoghan) and his infatuation with his upper-class friend Felix Catton (Jacob Elordi).

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by Anonymousreply 98December 27, 2023 6:21 PM

R96 I do.

Pretty boy Elordi can play menace like I've never seen. (Euphoria)

by Anonymousreply 99December 27, 2023 10:01 PM
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