This is a huge cock for an Irishman.
That's a semi, he obviously fluffed it before the scene. Don't think it gets much bigger than that. So, average size.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 28, 2023 11:37 AM |
This film bombed.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 28, 2023 11:38 AM |
Irish Curse is funny but exaggerated
by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 28, 2023 11:41 AM |
Not really.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 28, 2023 12:44 PM |
yum.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 28, 2023 1:24 PM |
I've had two dark-haired irish boyfriends with big fat cocks. I used to slut around Cork and Dublin and never found size meat rare. But it's true Ireland isn't Holland, Brazil or Côte d'Ivoire.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 28, 2023 3:37 PM |
R6 have you been to Nice and the Isle of Greece?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 28, 2023 4:21 PM |
OP hasn’t met many Irishmen. I’ve met eye wateringly hung guys from the Emerald Isle.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 28, 2023 5:30 PM |
Perfectly intact
by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 28, 2023 7:02 PM |
He's got a sexy body.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 28, 2023 10:27 PM |
[quote] I've had two dark-haired irish boyfriends with big fat cocks. I used to slut around Cork and Dublin and never found size meat rare. But it's true Ireland isn't Holland, Brazil or Côte d'Ivoire.
Dutch Dick - considered some of the best and biggest. And truly a treat to enjoy - from both ends.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 28, 2023 10:58 PM |
That’s a penis!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 28, 2023 11:33 PM |
Yum!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 29, 2023 12:12 AM |
He did full frontal in a 2016 movie called Mammal—it looked smaller there. Me thinks there may have been some digital enhancement.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 29, 2023 12:34 AM |
It's a prosthetic like in Boogie Nights
by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 29, 2023 12:39 AM |
R7, please marry me. We could sip champagne on a yacht.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 29, 2023 12:47 AM |
The OP acts like he’s a 13 year old.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 29, 2023 12:49 AM |
I've had bigger.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 29, 2023 12:50 AM |
Really sexy dude. Love his cock.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 29, 2023 12:52 AM |
What r14 said. This isn't the first time he has gone full frontal, pics of his dick were already out there.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 29, 2023 12:58 AM |
I know Michael Fassbender is ethnically at least part German, but isn't Liam Neeson all Irish?
I wouldn't mind being cursed like them.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 4, 2023 12:32 AM |
Where is the "Isle of Greece"?
The country of Greece doesn't appear to fare that well by comparison.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 4, 2023 12:50 AM |
R23--the "Isle of Greece" is between Paradise and Me.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 4, 2023 1:08 AM |
This guy is disgusting. I hope for every gay man's sake, he's straight.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 4, 2023 1:11 AM |
Great cock. Great tight little butt.
Face like a slapped ass—or is it someone perpetually in the middle of an allergic reaction?—but I'd still hit it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 4, 2023 1:12 AM |
I've always thought the Irish Curse referred to not being able to get it up (because of drinking).
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 4, 2023 1:26 AM |
R23 there is no way the Dutch have small cocks than the French. That chart is about cultural bravado in self reports.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 4, 2023 1:34 AM |
Ah, the old trick: fluff your dick 1/3 hard and pretend it's flaccid.
If I was going to go nude in movies I would have the surgeries available: penis-lengthening by cutting the connecting tissue to the pubic bone and wearing a weight for a month or so. And girth enhancement with fillers and/or fat transfers.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 4, 2023 2:05 AM |
Santorum smegma live magnate
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 4, 2023 2:07 AM |
I would definitely do the fillers.
This technology has been around for years; I wouldn't be surprised if Keoghan had it done.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 4, 2023 2:07 AM |
It's probably a prosthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 4, 2023 2:13 AM |
[quote] fluff your dick 1/3 hard and pretend it's flaccid
sometimes known as the Cialis chub.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 4, 2023 8:17 AM |
Nice normal body, but I can never get past his creepy character in, "The Killing Of A Sacred Deer".
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 4, 2023 5:35 PM |
r25 He is well known for to accept in his his-region the homosex. So much for sizeable verificata, as he performs incredible acts with the mens mons pubis of his countryfellows. Yes he will. Yes.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 4, 2023 6:11 PM |
R35 once again in English, nimrod?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 4, 2023 6:12 PM |
I think he's sexy as fuck. His face only adds to his sexiness, in my opinion.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 4, 2023 8:36 PM |
Sex with him would seem like taking advantage of someone with short bus "special needs".
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 4, 2023 9:05 PM |
I'm Irish, was at the sauna last week. Irish cock can hold its own with any other nationality. Clearly, something happens when they cross the pond.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 4, 2023 9:12 PM |
Everyone else had a pretty face. Oliver had a big dick. And big dicks trump pretty faces
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 4, 2023 9:12 PM |
[quote] Sex with him would seem like taking advantage of someone with short bus "special needs".
That’s the exact attitude that allowed him to take over Saltburn
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 4, 2023 9:13 PM |
Not all irishmen have the gift.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 4, 2023 9:14 PM |
(^.^) turn in your gay card R43 That dick is average and I prefer a more mushroom shaped head. Have you seen Frank Biden's selfies? His dick is longer and girthier than Hunter's when not fully hard.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 4, 2023 9:33 PM |
[quote]That dick is average
No, it is not, r44.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 4, 2023 9:37 PM |
There's just no satisfying Marjorie.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 4, 2023 9:37 PM |
It's average R45 You need to get out more often.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 4, 2023 9:41 PM |
With a face that could stop a sundial.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 4, 2023 11:37 PM |
I like how even in the throes of addiction Hunter remembered to trim his pubes.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 5, 2023 12:41 AM |
I was the Whore of Babylon and Hunter's cock is XL. Stop your nonsense.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 5, 2023 12:45 AM |
He's very sexy
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 5, 2023 12:47 AM |
The NYT review thinks it’s a prosthetic:
“The whole movie seems to exist for its coda, and presumably the prosthetics designer whose name appears in the closing credits.”
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 5, 2023 12:52 AM |
R51 is Princess Tiny Meat
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 5, 2023 1:07 AM |
Yeah, that’s an avg dick R45. You have really bad luck.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 5, 2023 1:29 AM |
the average size of an adult female's hand is 6.8" and that dick doesn't exceed the length of that hand. It's 7" at best
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 5, 2023 1:35 AM |
Ecuador, the putative worldwide winner in the penis-size category, averages at 6.93 inches.
The U.S. ranks at a demoralizing 5.1" to 5.3" average. Difficult as that is to believe.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 5, 2023 8:01 AM |
That's a lot of foreskin to chew on.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 25, 2023 10:29 PM |
His dance reminded me of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs or Andrew Cunanan in that Versace series.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 25, 2023 10:30 PM |
He has a nice ass.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 25, 2023 10:34 PM |
Ugly face.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 25, 2023 10:42 PM |
Big horny jiggly cock
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 25, 2023 11:20 PM |
He’s no oil painting.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 25, 2023 11:28 PM |
In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 25, 2023 11:29 PM |
Saltburn, much like CUNT Andy's most recent green plaid shirt getup, is contrived and stultifying.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 26, 2023 12:06 AM |
I still haven't had a chance to see the film. Perhaps this week.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 26, 2023 12:30 AM |
R44, we can’t all have blown out assholes like you.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 26, 2023 12:31 AM |
[quote] In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.
That's obvious.
His penis is very misshapen and odd-looking, because of all that foreskin.
It's not a pretty penis.
Someone would not make a prosthetic penis that purposely looked like that.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 26, 2023 1:08 AM |
Barry should make a movie with Paul Mescal.
Could a movie camera capture all of that world class mediocrity on film?
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 26, 2023 1:11 AM |
[quote] Yeah, that’s an avg dick [R45]. You have really bad luck.
It won't seem like bad luck when YOU have to wear depends for the rest of your life after being regularly impaled by men who are trying to convince you a 7 1/2-inch dick is "average."
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 26, 2023 1:13 AM |
[quote]In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.
Of course he's going to say that.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 26, 2023 2:47 AM |
I read recently that whenever a guy is hard or semi-hard in a film you can be pretty sure it's a prosthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 26, 2023 2:50 AM |
Would he qualify as semi? Or is that just the copious foreskin?
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 26, 2023 5:34 AM |
Yet to see the film. Does Jacob expose any of his beautiful anatomy?
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 26, 2023 5:36 AM |
I have been with three Irishman from Dublin. Hung like horses. One was too big actually. And all perfectly shaped.
The Spaniards I’ve encountered? Gnats. Really, like Chinese.
French are average to me (and sorry, but smelly).
The Italians? All just so beautiful. I’ve never been with an Italian who doesn’t have a gorgeous (thick) dick. Maybe not the longest but definitely the meatiest. Just the best looking cocks on the planet.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 26, 2023 7:09 AM |
[Quote] Does Jacob expose any of his beautiful anatomy?
R76 no more than what you see here
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 26, 2023 8:20 AM |
[quote] we can’t all have blown out assholes like you.
Say you’re hung like a mouse without saying you’re hung like a mouse.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 26, 2023 12:57 PM |
I think he's gorgeous
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 26, 2023 1:02 PM |
R72 is right, you size queens are going to end in diapers by being fucked by horses.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 26, 2023 1:20 PM |
[quote] Say you’re hung like a mouse without saying you’re hung like a mouse.
Umm-hmm, Gurl, keep taking them big cocks up the ass, and all your cheek and sass will be a bitter memory.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 26, 2023 1:21 PM |
^^^ I should clarify that some of you whores CAN do it without lifelong complication but ask your doctor about what becomes of the ones who cannot.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 26, 2023 1:23 PM |
You can say a dick is big but it’s hilarious when you say it’s the biggest or huge because “politics”.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 26, 2023 1:36 PM |
[quote]Barry should make a movie with Paul Mescal.
Barry already pulled out of Paul.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 26, 2023 2:28 PM |
This was probably the most interesting part of the movie. The rest of it was a snooze fest.
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 26, 2023 2:44 PM |
Loved the movie. Loved him in it. Probably a prosthetic.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 26, 2023 3:24 PM |
No one is more boring than a size queen going on and on about her favorite topic.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 26, 2023 3:28 PM |
R87 that clown suit is outrageous and I love it.
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 26, 2023 3:34 PM |
When asked if he had spoken with Russell Crowe about his role in Gladiator, Paul Mescal said he hadn't -- I don't know what we'd talk about.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 26, 2023 6:51 PM |
A dud movie with some good moments.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 27, 2023 1:57 AM |
Haven't seen it yet, but the range of reviews on YouTube is pretty remarkable. People who've watched it 3 times and think it's a masterpiece, to those who call it a cheap manipulative p.o.s.. I'm in no rush, even to see the phallic finale.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 27, 2023 3:58 AM |
If Jacob showed his ass or pubes it probably would have been a bigger hit
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 27, 2023 10:21 AM |
Nobody wants to see Jacob's microdick and third nipple.
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 27, 2023 3:00 PM |
I thought Elordi was nothing but pretty. He actually delivered his role with charisma but authenticity. I was surprised.
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 27, 2023 3:53 PM |
Saltburn's Barry Keoghan confirms it really is ALL him in that nude scene in the new black psychological drama - and reveals it took 11 takes
Barry Keoghan has confirmed that it was all him in the eye-opening nude scene in Saltburn, which is now available to watch on Amazon Prime. A dramatic and controversial way to close out cinema for the year, Saltburn has been the film on majority of lips the past couple of weeks. Released on November 17, the movie is centres around Oxford scholarship holder, Oliver Quick (Barry Keoghan) and his infatuation with his upper-class friend Felix Catton (Jacob Elordi).
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 27, 2023 6:21 PM |
R96 I do.
Pretty boy Elordi can play menace like I've never seen. (Euphoria)
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 27, 2023 10:01 PM |