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In seek of anatomically correct gingerbread men recipe


by Anonymousreply 24December 2, 2023 2:53 PM

Suggest you buy some edible Strawberry Flavored "Pecker Bites" and attach them to the cookie after it's been baked.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 28, 2023 4:52 AM

Costco has gingerbread cupcakes with a tiny gingerbread man on top.

by Anonymousreply 2November 28, 2023 5:39 AM

Here we go OP. Please make some for all of us!

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by Anonymousreply 3November 28, 2023 5:49 AM

You can also design the icing like this.

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by Anonymousreply 4November 28, 2023 6:36 AM

I'm surprised Greg hasn't chimed in yet.

by Anonymousreply 5November 28, 2023 6:55 AM

My grandma had one that called for 6” of flour that I’m tryin’ to find for you.

by Anonymousreply 6November 28, 2023 6:58 AM

Don’t summon it R5!!!

by Anonymousreply 7November 28, 2023 10:17 AM

R7, grow up maybe?

by Anonymousreply 8November 28, 2023 11:08 AM

Perhaps I should share my recipe for


by Anonymousreply 9November 28, 2023 11:12 AM

Perhaps you shouldn’t

by Anonymousreply 10November 28, 2023 11:18 AM

[quote]Perhaps I should share my recipe

Perhaps I should share the recipe I found online, and claim is mine.

(Fixed it for you Gerg.)

by Anonymousreply 11November 28, 2023 11:26 AM

"In seek"?

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 12November 28, 2023 11:28 AM

Whatever makes you feel like a man, R11.

by Anonymousreply 13November 28, 2023 11:32 AM

[quote]Whatever makes you feel like a man, [R11].

I'd rather feel like your mother and regret not having aborted you.

by Anonymousreply 14November 28, 2023 3:53 PM

Make gingerbread dicks instead. You trace yours on the parchment to get the shape right.

by Anonymousreply 15November 28, 2023 3:57 PM

[quote] I'd rather feel like your mother and regret not having aborted you.


I'll let her know.

by Anonymousreply 16November 28, 2023 4:09 PM

Is that turd still here R5? It never discussed sex which is why I doubt it's gay.

by Anonymousreply 17November 28, 2023 4:15 PM

"I'm surprised Greg hasn't chimed in yet."

Greg never opines about stuff about which he knows nothing, and dicks are something completely unfamiliar and alien to him.

How to use the dick is another topic unfamiliar to Greg.

by Anonymousreply 18November 28, 2023 4:20 PM

Whatever makes you feel better, R18.

by Anonymousreply 19November 28, 2023 8:11 PM

[quote]I'll let her know.

Oh, I'm sure she knows the regret.

by Anonymousreply 20November 29, 2023 9:53 PM

Not really, R20.

She has reaped the benefits of having a loving son who is financially comfortable with homes in two very nice locations.

by Anonymousreply 21November 29, 2023 10:28 PM

Three, if you count Maine.

by Anonymousreply 22November 29, 2023 10:29 PM

[quote]Three, if you count Maine.

Sure, Jan.

by Anonymousreply 23November 29, 2023 11:29 PM

[quote] Sure, Jan.

Despite your inability to imagine owning two homes, let alone three, I do.

As I’ve said here in the past, we have a small house on Little Cranberry Island.

by Anonymousreply 24December 2, 2023 2:53 PM
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