26-Year-Old Guy Goes Nude At Disney’s It’s A Small World After All Attraction

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Really SMALL world.

Idiot, the LAST place you want to advertise your goods in a place called "small world"

Nice body on him, but I can do without the mullet.

He got dragged out of there in a makeshift diaper.

I'm going to have to personally interview this young man - naked, of course - and get to the "bottom" of this!

He'll probably get a yeast infection from that dirty water!

If I'm gonna get naked at Disney it's gonna be at the BIG Thunder Mountain Railroad

Buck never would’ve gone nude at Disney’s It’s A Small World After All Attraction.

Why not Harry Potter?

I love how they carried him out of there like a deranged serial killer, which he could be I guess.

Mental illness on full display!

[quote]I'm going to have to personally interview this young man - naked, of course - and get to the "bottom" of this!

Ron's not gonna fly out to California to do that.

I've heard Disney security doesn't fuck around. He's probably being water boarded now.

Maybe he drank the ride water first and it made him do this. Reminds me of Lisa Simpson.

Gonna be some messy charges for that.

His butt looks dirty, like he'd shit himself. Perhaps getting naked and climbing into the water was his crazy solution to the situation.

Disneyland, in case anyone else was wondering which one. Arrested for public exposure and being under the influence.

He stripped off on the ride and got out the boat - here's him in his underwear

Photo, though censored

THEY NEED TO HAVE HIM INTERROGATED BY GOOFY.

Alden Ehrenreich really lost his mind.

R18 what a dipshit. He's not fat, I'll give him that.

I like near he end if the video when he got down on all fours like Mowgli.

Not as good as the Twickenham Streaker.

Look mama! It’s the new Disney Princess, Poke-a-hot-ass.

I love public nudity stories.

He’s certainly doable.

Disney Adults are getting out of hand. But I would rather see this. Then them showing how many Disney pins they have.

His ass is disappointing.

My favorite thing from that Instagram video at R18 was when you can hear a girl say "They should stop the music." Rofl!!! I was thinking the same thing, because that music was so loud and annoying!

And the photo at R19 makes him look like a man time-warped from the 1970's. Very retro.

That video is so weird; I'd say he was high, but he was pretty steady on his feet. His body isn't bad, but the glasses & the mullet - oy!. It's like Florida's version of Napoleon Dynamite.

They have so much hidden security there. I’m surprised it wasn’t stopped sooner.

r31 Security has been pretty poor at Disney for a while, probably down to cuts made by Chapek when he was head of the parks division. There have been quite a few brawls on Disney properties over the past few years, and it takes a surprisingly long time for security to show up.

[quote]It's like Florida's version of Napoleon Dynamite.

Except it's California.

His ass look really dirty and gross. That water is probably gonna have to be drained.

He’s giving me a David Koresh vibe. Koresh was a cult leader in the 90s for you young people.

Great six-pack!

background "Doin' that in front of all these kids."

JFC as if the wee ones have never seen a pee-pee before

Who among us hasn't been dragged out of a Disney ride in a makeshift diaper?

His legs....he has no calves.

Very David Koresh. His ass is both tiny and flat. It also seems dirty. I hope Snow White and Cinderella stomp him.

Where's the peen?

R1 I love the groan from the bystander when the guy turns around. It’s like, dude, showing ass is one thing, but now you got your dick out for all to see. You gonna catch a charge!

I would probably be the giggling guy.

That's also a very disappointing ass.

The guy who did this in the Vegas casino did a much better job.

Zoomed in junk pics?

“I just want my job back! It’s revenge porn!”

Is his ass dirty or hairy? He looks pretty hairy from the front at r19. Look at his legs.

Maybe his ass was dirty from sitting in dirt or something. Impossible to know what it is and why it happened.

What we do know for sure is that he has a pale flabby ass.

Microtooshie, but extremely nice torso.

Filth. Filth and debauchery.

[quote]If I'm gonna get naked at Disney it's gonna be at the BIG Thunder Mountain Railroad

If I would get naked at WDW, it would be in the Haunted Mansion. My elderly body would blend in better there with the ghosts and dead bodies.

R47, yeah, it looks like he has a hairy ass and bush.

I was wondering the same thing R47 . Judging by R19 I'd say hairy.

R19 also makes it appear he has a decently handsome face... as if any of us are paying attention to that kind of thing.

[quote] Is his ass dirty or hairy?

Is there a difference?

I'm surprised more people don't have psychotic breaks in It's a Small World. By the time you get halfway through your ears are bleeding from the incessant reprises of that moronic song, and you can't get it out of your head for days. I reckon they have a version of it at Guantanamo Bay for the real hard cases.

That’s funny that people hate it so much. Back in the mid 80’s my parents took me to Disney world and my dad said I made them take me on this ride three times in a row. He hated it. But he did it. Thanks, dad!

I wonder if I would have the same feeling about IASWAA if I was to go on it as an adult.

R44- ,He's certainly got more meat on his bones than the disney guy. I generally like slim guys best yet I find the casino guy hotter than the disney guy. The casino guy might be a bottom too- at one point he's on his back with his legs in the air and spreads his ass apart like he want's some guy to fuck him- kinda hot.

He reminds me of a character in those '70s-era films they used to show in school about the dangers of taking PCP.

[quote] I'm surprised more people don't have psychotic breaks in It's a Small World.

That would be a good point for the defense. The guy could sue Disney for emotional distress triggered by the repetitive nature of the attraction music.

[quote] That’s funny that people hate it so much.

I always ride it every time I’m in Magic Kingdom, but to me its biggest problem is that it’s a museum more than an attraction. It’s a museum of how the attraction looked 50 years ago. The show building has a big footprint. It should have already gone through end of life and been replaced with a new attraction. It’s ridiculous to keep operating an attraction from the 1960s that takes up that much space.

Country Bear Jamboree at least is getting a big overhaul to change it up.

"How would anyone want to hear that again and again??!"

What is it with mental illness or drugs that make people remove their clothes? I wonder what part of the brain gets stimulated.

I wouldn't be surprised if It's a Small World was shut down by DeSantis in Florida for being too "woke."

Reefer Madness!!!!

They probably just get overheated, R62. And they're already disinhibited, so...