It's time to decorate the tree at Fairford Manor

[quote] Soulless, sexless, joyless...

Much like the person who lives there.

His tree is not heartwarming.

It was heartwarming to hear at the 30 minute mark that Nicolas has been seeing someone since January. Two ‘sides’ finding each other is rare. I’m sure they have wonderful times lying rigid on a bed next to each other (but not touching).

Do ya think he throws his head back and has a bloody good laugh? One can not go thru life so restrained can one?

I want to wipe the shiny goop off his face and put him on an exercise routine to lose weight and gain testosterone.

Well, what's sadder than decorating your Christmas tree with only a cameraperson looking on?

I find Nicky depressing.

I wonder how long it takes him to make his anus suitably immaculate prior to being penetrated?

When he posts his douching tips video, I'll watch.

Meanwhile, DL fave Taylor is thinking eschatologically.

Someday, Nicky shall lose his virginity.

Someday.

[quote] I want to ... put him on an ... routine to .... gain testosterone.

Good luck with that.

Miss Fairford is so fem, she can practically nurse a child with the milk in her tits!

The world would be boring without Nicolas and Taylor.

R6 I think in fact he is ALONE and speaking to a camera on a tripod.

For someone who has been seeing someone since January!!???

Why did this lothario go inside my mother in Myrtle Beach and when finished WIPE HIS DING DONG ON MOTHER'S CURTAINS?

My mother is still sitting in the fecal position! Just rocking back and forth- In the FECAL position.

This french and fancy dirty bird is ALL MAN and puts his dingaling in innocent women and throws them aside like Christmas trash!

And his candles smell like SHIT!

[quote] And his candles smell like SHIT!

Most likely because he uses them as dildos.

First he mentions that he's spending the holidays with his family, then adds that he and the new partner will be getting together in mid-December. Does anyone else think the new bf doesn't exist? It's like he thought decorating a tree alone would look sad so he added a love story. Methinks Nicky would have mentioned this long ago if it were indeed true.

'at first we took it very slow' ...read: back and forthing on Grindr ad nauseum, finally after 3 months met for coffee and then a quick slap'n-tickle, texting him psychotically thereafter, he got a better job offer elsewhere and left without a moments thought to the 'relationship', and the guy is 3 times Nick's age ...

He reminds me of Omid Scobie. Two unfuckable queens with dodgy hair and way too much foundation or whatever it is they use to make themselves presentable.

Is Miss Fairford still a virgin?

She looks too prissy to engage in actual sex.

R19 She probably uses sanitizer before (and after) jacking off.

The boyfriend's name is George Glass.

R17 are you trying to tell us Nikki is dating a 112 year old??

Ok I got exactly 33 seconds through that and it was was too much.

After the first of the year one expects Lady Fairford to debut a "tasteful" OnlyFans. Count one in!

Her farts smell like Yardley London Lavendar Soap.

#17 is writing fanfiction...

Good God Miss Agnes! That guy is one of those Brits even other Brits can't stand. Posh fraud.

And I don't know why he even bothers to move his lips when he speaks as all the sound is coming from his nose.

Do you think it even has a penis?

All I know is that she shaved half of her right eyebrow off.

I wouldn't be surprised if it were revealed Fairford is the new Frédéric Bourdin, the French serial imposter of boys and young men well into his 40s.

How fat is he now? We no longer see much silhouette.

Do we know how old Lady Fairford is?

You barbarian troglodytes just hate me because I have a wonderful, beautiful life filled with joy and light.

How verry, verry sad.

Perhaps you should sit down and have a cup of tea with a scone, in my sitting room which I've just painted avocado green, to calm the nerves.

My dying wish is that he marries a longshoreman.

Wearing his Invisalign trays for these videos makes the dewy porcelain look of his face even creepier.

All beige

Who is this kid and where did he get all the money?

R26 Her Ladyship has "fans" ? Who knew.

All BEIGE!

Lord Fairfordleroy has been sting by a hive of bees!

I have to believe he's taking the piss and is different off camera. The hushed tones and forced 'posh' accent are just too much (though sometimes I detect slightly northern tones seeping through when he forgets to suppress them).

I wouldn't be surprised if he used to work at Prestonfield House, given he clearly knew his away around the place, yet he's unlikely to have stayed there much as he lives nearby.

I like how he says he had a "cosy day doing work from home here at my desk" when all that's on the desk are a couple of arty farty books and a teacup. He could be a kept man, but wouldn't wealthy older men want someone more attractive?

Money? There is not money. There is no sugar daddy. He's scratching together a living like thousands of other struggling influencers.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

Our dear Nicolas has been at this for years and years now. He was formerly In A Relationship with a Wealthy Older Man, but I believe he now relies on his various internet activities for his primary income. He has gained a fair amount of weight since he started doing all this -I strongly suspect it has more to do with keeping his face looking young -when you drop the weight the wrinkles show...

We all know the posh accent is a put-on, but I think he is seriously trying to be a different person and live a different lifestyle than the one he was born into. I think a lot of us can relate to that.

Our Nicolas does have a line of candles, tea etc he sells from his website. Perhaps he packages those goodies he sells all day?

He'll be back to sucking saggy old dick in a few years.

Does he tuck? He looks like he tucks. I see drag in his future.

Aw -give the kid a break. He's clearly running away from an unhappy childhood. Who cares if he is living, or trying to live, a fantasy. He's kind and gentle, and his pretension harms no one. If you don't like him, don't watch him.

"... different lifestyle than the one he was born into. I think a lot of us can relate to that."

I'd rather be a fake somebody than a real nobody.

If he were running away from a trash childhood he wouldn't go home for two weeks at the holidays. Just pop in on Xmas eve or xmas day.

"This candle smells like my bussy!"

[quote]If he were running away from a trash childhood he wouldn't go home for two weeks at the holidays. Just pop in on Xmas eve or xmas day.

I didn't hear him say anything about two weeks, just a vague reference that he and the very special new boyfriend would be spending the xmas holiday apart with their respective families. I should think two weeks with his family would lead to a police report and worse. Imagine hosting this faux posh relation at yuor house for two weeks, re-greasing his face on the quarter hour by rubbing it on the inside of an empty crisps bag, fluffing his hair, costume changes on the half hour (time for the puffy jacket and the fat girl pantalones that don't require anything so vulgar as a belt), studying a desk lamp for 20 minutes and then moving it 0.25 centimenters to the left, uttering a satisfied "theya," and wearing a white robe "to put my skin in good stead."

But congrats on making "skin care" rhyme with "gap yah." He is becoming...

He didn't have an unhappy childhood. He's spoken about his happy childhood, and he obviously gets along well with his family.

Nicholas wore his Invisalign when eating my mother out down in Myrtle Beach. He did that after going inside of her.

Mother thought it was a dental DAMN! but no, it was his Invisalign so his teeth would only look "half British".

Also, his candles smell like SHIT!!!!!

BILL TAYLOR IS THAT YOU AT R54?????

You lower life beasts need to sit back and recognize greatness when you see it. Why, my feces is always perfectly formed and odor free. It even comes out in plastic bags.

Gawd, he's so vanilla. A lifeless, empty vessel. Year after year we see these vids of him 'trimming the tree'. The only change is he gets older and the videos get more tired.

What does his ass look like? He never seems to show it in videos. He films above the waist.

I picture him using a pair of sterling silver tongs to pull his penis out when he does a tinkle.

[quote] I picture him using a pair of sterling silver tongs to pull his penis out when he does a tinkle.

Oh, that I would be ever so lucky.

Alas, I use a pair of tweezers, sterilized in a jar of isopropyl alcohol, to latch on to my little nub.

R52 He said he would stay with his family until the new year. So at least a week.

I can't hate her. There's something relaxing about her narration, kinda like ASMR or Bob Ross.

But she's no Martha Stewart. Even though she's built like Martha.

He deliberately incorporates ASMR in his YouTube videos, yes.

Where is that god damn V-8 Fairy? Australian bloke on here who carries a huge torch for our Nicolas. It's bloody adorable how much he loves Nicky.

^ yes where is that Little Aussie Bleeder?

R48 I don't see any hatred of him, just some light hearted ribbing. If you choose to make public videos, you have to accept that people will comment on them. It's not like we're sending him hate mail or anything, which would be a lot weirder than anything Nicolas does on YouTube.

I think most of his content is geared towards older American conservative women who've never been to the UK, hence they imagine everyone here is posh, classy and civilised. Nicolas sells them that imagery.

As a fellow Brit, nothing is very impressive. The types of stately home he showcases are commonplace here; they're either country hotels or owned by charities like the National Trust or English Heritage. Membership of both organisations is affordable and means you can prance around their properties for as long as you want. They also serve scones in their 'cosy' cafes, which is right up Nicolas' street.

Little Lord Fauntleroy

Nicky's ass is the softest velvet glove, sure to please any man's cock.

You had better sit down for this. Rumor has it Nicky presents undouched hole because he likes his partners to give him a Dirty Sanchez. It's completely against his M.O., which makes it extra transgressive and exciting. Nicky is a dirty boy in the sack.

Whe he gets adventurous, he has a cup of Russian Caravan tea instead of Earl Grey. The scandal!

Her Cotswolds painting is hanging crooked. Somebody needs to tell her!

Can someone summarize why he's averse to red and other colors in his Christmas decorations, and generally why he surrounds himself with the most colorless, bland, personality-free decor? His living room looks like a Pottery Barn.

The tree looked a bit lopsided too.

His preferred colour shade is "Granmamare's Pantyhose.".

[quote]Who is this kid and [bold]where did he get all the money?[/bold]

What money would that be? Where do you see any evidence of money?

I put on His Ladyship when ever I can't sleep.

R72" His living room looks like a Pottery Barn".

So does his arse hole

He's harmless. Boring but harmless.

I liked his tour and tree and he’s benign and polite. I don’t have problem with him.

LOL... you bitches worshipped him not so long ago.

I did like his marblization of the countertop.

Nicky's pristine anus is perfect for rimming, but his sexual repression could make it dangerous for him. Be sure to have suitable water standing by and be ready to call the paramedics. Earplugs are also recommended.

R64 / R65 I'm here mate

Been overseas a few weeks, and work was a fuckin shitstorm when I got back so I been busier than a one legged man at an ass kicking contest. Plus I been doing some work on one of me cars

Just watched this vid, cant really tell if he has actually put on weight with all those clothes in the way, and being winter in Scotland its cold as fuck and doubt he's stripping off for us or anyone else. Mores the pity

But if he has.... more cushion for the pushin' and all

Glad to hear he's got himself a partner now, fleas and blood needs flesh and blood, but a guy that's living in another country, fuck that. It was bad enough when I was living across town from my partner. I had a rough old V8 Falcon ute when we met and I drove like a mad motherfucker most nights to get over to be with him. Used a lot of gas and got me a shitload of speeding tickets

I liked that Prestonfield joint he showed us, that was real cool, I'd like a place like that. Disagree with not having red shit on the Christmas tree, I reckon his tree needed a bunch of red. I like ALL the colours, all the time

Nice to see you, v8fairy. You have a lovely attitude and seem like a likable bloke.I enjoy your crush on dear Nic. Tell us about your Falcons. In the US, the last of those were in about 1970 and had a good 10 year run as solid cool cars.

Falcons kept being made all the way to 2016 down under, diverging increasingly from the 1960's American Falcon they started off from. They were a solid cool car down under too,, and the divergence from the American line really started off in earnest in 1972 with the XA Falcons. Enlargened versions of these and the following series XB and XC were sold as Fairlanes and LTD's down under, I had a 1976 LTD with the 4V 351 Cleveland V8, I added 2 inch dual exhausts a Holley 650 carb Mallory ignition and other mods. It went real good, did some epic burnouts in it. Had that when I was with my first lover.

I had the Falcon ute much later shortly after I met my current partner, that was a 1998 AU Falcon ute, had a fuel injected 302 in it, some were available with turbo chargers (XR8). Most Falcons came with a six cylinder the ancestry of which could be traced all the way back to the original Falcon six from 1959, but by the end these had electronic fuel injection, double overhead cams alloy heads and full computer management systems, called the Barra motor, they have a very good rep as a really strong engine. I replaced my Falcon with the Commodore V8 wagon I have now after some silly bitch texting went up the back of me ute while I had a load of bricks in it. Her BMW ended up a metre and a half shorter, total write off. I drove away once shit was sorted, drove the thing another couple of years but it was pretty rough and had rust in the cab

Full history of the Falcon lineage at the link

Thank you, v8fairy. You seem colorful and fun.

Does he want to blend in with the couch? I don't know,... It feels he's putting himself in prison in this "manor".

I think she's probably secretly into some hardcore kink.

Cock and ball torture, hot wax, sounding, that kind of thing.

Breaking News: Nick is schooling us on fundamental table setting. See his newest release!

But he never seems to have any guests. He's Eleanor Rigby.

Nicholas looks like he would be boring in bed.

Missionary position, and maybe an occasional whimper or moan.

He probably just "lays back and thinks of England."

That seems perfectly fine to me, R91.

Egads! No, no, no Nick, don't put the champagne flutes on the table throughout the entire meal! Such clutter. You must 'serve' the champagne at the appropriate times through the evening, by handing each guest a full glass with warm smile. If the guest chooses to drink bubbly through the meal, that of course is their prerogative, and they can certainly have it on the table, with the host generously topping the glass up throughout the meal as required.

[quote] with warm smile

No.

Can we place him on top as the angel?

R95 Only if you put a dildo on top of the tree first.

This champagne is burnt..

So, he basically just rents some vanilla Air BnB and does these shitty little videos? In real life, he lives with his grandparents in a two up, two down.

R98 Now, now - don't make him cry. The boy just needs a better sugar daddy, that's all.

[Quote] Soulless, sexless, joyless

That describes most DLers

R98 I hadn't thought of that, but renting an AirBNB really wouldn't surprise me.

I thought him laying the table in an empty house seemed quite sad. It's clear he was only imagining this posh dinner he was supposedly hosting.

That 'marshmallow' salad looked the opposite of classy. The fact he didn't realise that makes me question his credentials. Even his dedicated viewers were saying he should have mixed it in another bowl and then poured it into the serving dish... Tut, tut.

He's creepy as fuck and more harbinger of small dreams gone dead than an arbiter of taste.

That hideous, bulbous "Chinese jar" lamp that he keeps moving onto and off of that puny little desklet tossed from a 1979s Econolodge guest room is beyond ugly and redemption. He can take his chubby stumpy hands off his hips and move it around by increments of 0.25 cm, but it will never look like anything but sad pickings at the charity shop. His flimsy kindling he calls furniture is all underscaled and underwhelming, just like this pretend lifestyle maven's whole schtick. Who does he think is dumb enough to think he has any insight into the realm of faux elegancia? If he were not so tragic he'd be borderline funny, but he's just a bit mashed potatoes face full of sadness.

^ how long did you spend writing that?

wow r102, a little over invested?

Nick's pussy stinks!

We love to trash this kid, but I have to say that I love how comfortable he is in his own (frequently moisturized, I’m sure) skin. He’s just is who he is and I find that very refreshing in contrast to all the other self-aggrandizing, Instagram-focused Gen-Zers out there.

I like him. That’s all that matters.

I don't think that shine on his face is all due to makeup, or even mostly. It looks like he's had Botox injections to me--he's exhibiting that telltale waxy look, like he's an escaped figure from Madame Tussaud's.

Dutchie's pussy stinks!

Decorate your pussy

YOU decorate my pussy!

I'd love for him to take the camera back home with him for Christmas.

^ You'll find Miss Fairford has done a video on his sister's home and where his parents are. They have done up an old property for the 2 seperate families to share. It was ages ago if you want to go thru his videos...I cant be bothered to find it.

This one? Timestamp should skip the ad at the start. He has quite a nice ass

[quote]^ how long did you spend writing that?

As fast as I can type, R103. About 100 words: two minutes at most.

Don't mistake Nicolas' halting pace for mine, typos and all.

R114 Love the Babble ad at the start, sitting awkwardly at the desk and even reading the list of what he must include in his ad off his phone at one point.

I should have watched (well, scrolled) through all of his sister's house video before commenting. She must have married up!

I don't agree that the living room is "too formal" for everyday use. He says the family use the snug in the kitchen for everyday use, but it's not really a snug - there's just a couple of seats in the corner of the kitchen.

I thought the video of the sister’s house was a “before the big make-over”. So bland!!

He bleaches his arsehole a lovely shade of taupe.

I love @102's assessment. It's spot on.

Sorry, R102's assessment. If Fairford can upload tediously long videos, we can respond.

Much happier gay, but still alone.

Of course he's alone. He's spent his time co-ordinating his Christmas to a ....Ralph Lauren inspired theme. ^^^^ If these guys were getting ploughed on the regular, they wouldn't be fannying around with gauche tacky ideas.

you have not seen their alt-twitters.

R122 I don't mind him so much because at least he owns his home and has renovated it. Fairford is clearly renting a pokey flat while passing it off as an upmarket Georgian townhouse and tries to pass himself off as a wealthy upper middle class toff.

[quote]while passing it off as an upmarket Georgian townhouse

Does he though? He's never denied it's a flat and even describes it as such. And it's hardly pokey, it's normal sized.

R122 OMG, Javier "More is More" Burkle!

You see, its like this. I'm not this kind of gay.

Man, when are the dick and ass pics gonna drop?

I’d fuck his uptight ass into next month.

The dark dye job (his natural color) is nice but the young Kim Jong Un hair do is a don't.

Bow down bitch. Leave Christmas to the professionals.

R131 He seems like a lovely guy, but the home is overstuffed and all I can think is "fire hazard".

This is my first time watching a Fairford Folly. Are those his lips, or did he pay to be disfigured?

Ouch

I don't respect people who use books as coasters.

He is such a sad little scone.

Has anyone tried his siganture teas or other products?

I always think that people who go to such extreme over-decoration are secretly poor, and over-compensating.

Too bijou a flat in a manor house, even for me.

Oh! it was built as a row house?

How sad.

So, the other eleven months of the year, what does she do exactly?

You know he is amongst us Fat Whores when he gushes, in that oh, so subdued way, about making AMBROSIA SALAD!

Christ on a water biscuit.

Why why, you're all such beasts!

[Quote] So, the other eleven months of the year, what does she do exactly?

She brews pots of tea, bakes scrummy scones, moisturizes, rakes leaves whilst bundled up in turtle necks poking out above argyle sweaters, and tweaks her nipples whilst nibbling on a shortbread biscuit.

Nicolas Fairford nee Sheldon Bucket (pronounced boo-kay)

There is nothing more soothing in this world than watching Nicolas apply moisturizer and wipe it off for twenty minutes.

Sheldon?

R131. Jesus, that’s so busy I could never relax in that place.

An enema apparatus the size of a fist for the daily cleansing and kitty-littering!

Just what I wanted from Father Christmas appearing in the manner of Punch, 1895, as he leaned over the homeless orphan!

Would you lazy shits get over here and help me get these up here.

IN ORDER, not rolled up, for fuck's sake! I WANT AN INTERNAL ILLUMINATIVE EFFECT!

All staff on deck!

I don't have a problem with him per se, but his taste is on a level that makes "vanilla" seem like a Mardi Gras after-party where hot pepper-anal insertions are the theme.

A lot of cream-colored, decor. No intrusive colors. None. Ever.

Man, I really want to strap him to the bed and dirty things with him.

1. His taste is quietly appalling. Second-guessing is not décor.

2. There is nothing wrong in saying "I'm not posh or rich but I like nice things and places and good food and drink. Let's explore some budget ways to enjoy them and visit some places you may have overlooked." Just admit it and your audience will be broader.

3. The sound quality is terrible.

4. Do a walk-through or create a script if you're going to fuck up otherwise. You should know the difference between polo and croquet equipment, for fuck's sake. And if the mic turns off halfway through your big reveal START THE FUCK OVER.

Other than that, everything was perfect.

He actually did a very nice job with the faux-marble paint job. It's a hideous thing to do -but he did it well.

R152 You have vividly described his taste.

But you forgot the “the strapped-to-the-bed pissficking session . Lame.

BREAKING! New vid released but an hour ago!

link u dumm ho

r156 subscribe dimwit, its free; even for people like you.

^ if you're gonna talk about something, POST IT

that's just good manners

Here it is, lads.

Do we know for sure that he's gay? Is there proof?

R160 he mentions his BOYFRIEND coming over, at the end of the video I just posted.

Was that the boyfriend we could see skulking around in some of the shots in the new video?

"Around the middle of December, I like to start thinking about the new year and what I want to achieve in that new year".

Like dicking around more country houses/hotels and acting like that makes you refined? Or maybe buying more tat from charity shops and passing it off as classy? Perhaps going to WHSmith to buy a selection of 'posh' magazines such as Country Life to carefully position on the coffee table behind to ensure it remains in shot?

If only we could all have such lofty ambitions.

He's been at this for three years now and his videos are still as dull and uninformed as ever. He does a tour of a stately home and can't say anything more detailed or interesting than "the furnishings are a great mix of classic and modern." Does he have no curiosity? Does he learn nothing?

I wonder what she'd do if she won the lottery.

R165 He'd buy a mansion and even though he wouldn't need the money he'd continue to make YouTube videos showcasing the mansion makeover, because he wouldn't be able to resist showing off.

Lady Elaine Fairford.

Nicky looks the type to have skid marks on his tighty whitey undies.

He wishes, toots!

She's harmless, gurls.

R163 and R164 : Cheeky cunts!

R161/Dutchie "Boyfriend" is a just a friend who is a boy.

I have told this before, but this is my knowledge of Nick Fairford.

He went inside my mother in Myrtle Beach. When he finished he wiped his dick on the curtains, put on his trousers and walked out slamming the door behind him.

My mother was left there with her haunches spread in Myrtle Beach waiting for her propers. (She thought maybe he had a gift for her in his F-350)

He is a BEAST and ALL MAN.

Please stop with thhis gay shit.

Nick is also a HUGE Trump supporter.

R172 It would be hilarious if Nicky turned out to be a big-dicked breeder who fucks a different girl everyday (sometimes 2) and beats the fuck out of anyone who calls him a fag.

And also can tat some lovely lace while he's taking a break from fucking your female relations.

R173. He’s clearly a bull with a breeding fetish.

I bet he’s fathered 15 kids in the village by now.

Christmas Corner

He's such an affected little mincer. The photo of the kid in a tutu behind him makes Nicholas look more of a nonce than he already is.

That Q&A thumbnail is odd. He never seems to project authority on topics.

nonce or nance, r176?

Why is he always so shiny?

Because R179, he’s so good at cunnilingus that his face always looks like a glazed donut.

He's such an effected dickhead.

I think he was going for a 'King's annual Christmas speech' vibe with the tree to one side and the family photo in the frame behind (though I'd be surprised if his sister was particualrly happy with him showing off what I assume is her daughter to the internet).

I'd love to know what his family really think of his content. Either they're as pretentious as he is, or they chuckle in private at his videos.

He' s a frau version of that faggy son on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

[quote]He's such an effected dickhead.

Oh, dear.

R183 Alas there's no edit button on here. I meant affected, but you knew that, oh Nicki defender.

Smirnoff vodka and Gordon's gin? How working class.

Saw a nice flash of leg as he was doing the marble effect.

Was the annual Christmas pissfucking done under the tree, or in the “chamber?”

Yes, but does he have a white slimline telephone with last number redial?