These two don't have sibling energy. They have sexy energy.
They are also trying very, very hard to ... do something. I don't know what.
Something ain't right with Billie Eilish and her "brother" Finneas
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| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 12, 2025 3:56 AM |
I think he’s like a Richard Carpenter and it’s only weird cause she’s taking all the credit so his presence is odd.
I don’t believe for a minute she writes anything.
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 25, 2023 2:52 AM |
We all know they're fucking.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 25, 2023 2:55 AM |
Neither of them has "sexy energy"
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 25, 2023 3:05 AM |
[quote]We all know they're fucking
Well, most adults do have sex. Oh, you meant each other. Believe it or don't, it is possible to be sexually attracted to someone and not do anything about it.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 25, 2023 3:29 AM |
morose and tired
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 25, 2023 3:33 AM |
They were home schooled. Home schooled kids are weird.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 25, 2023 3:34 AM |
He has very dainty fingers.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 25, 2023 3:41 AM |
r5 PR team, assemble!
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | November 25, 2023 3:45 AM |
r10 - she sounds like she's in a drug-induced coma. Mumbles a lot.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 25, 2023 3:48 AM |
More like “Spirit Halloween clearance sale” energy, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 25, 2023 3:49 AM |
I thought she came out recently?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 25, 2023 9:27 AM |
They're reductive.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 25, 2023 11:45 AM |
[quote] They are also trying very, very hard to ... do something. I don't know what.
What they are trying to do is open a restaurant in Silver Lake!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 25, 2023 12:30 PM |
Billie made a huge fortune and success with Bedroom Pop, which was a trend a half decade ago. The two style themselves in contemporary ways.
However, something about the vibe and total gesture of these two artistes is very 1990s, turn of 21st century, trust-fund bohemian art kids: on elite campuses and in Williamsburg-type neighborhoods and zeitgeists. Billie put a new spin on Lana Del Rey who herself was channelling the post-mo posh nombrilisme that flourished in the 90s.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 25, 2023 1:10 PM |
Why do I keep getting a bubble that there's a new post in this thread when there isn't? I guess there is now.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | November 28, 2023 1:33 AM |
Being boring cunts sometimes is genetic.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 28, 2023 1:53 AM |
I threatened to break their mother’s legs.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 28, 2023 1:54 AM |
Hmmmm.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 12, 2025 2:35 AM |
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| by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 12, 2025 3:02 AM |
I love her. Her last album was fantastic.
He's a little weird, but seems harmless.
If they have a Flowers in the Attic thing, it's lost on me.
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 12, 2025 3:09 AM |
Flyoverstan thread.
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 12, 2025 3:23 AM |
Their mother wanted Tom Hughes while their father coveted Beth Raines.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 12, 2025 3:56 AM |