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Do you find Billy Eichner sexy?

I find him insanely attractive. He is funny and charming (and his hairy chest is really hot). I'm curious if anyone here has had him or know anyone who has?

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by Anonymousreply 104December 5, 2023 3:01 PM

Hi Billy.

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2023 7:31 PM

No! Nein! Non!

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2023 7:32 PM

Give it up, Billy. Everyone hated Bros and everyone hates you.

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2023 7:37 PM

Cute but annoying

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2023 7:38 PM
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by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2023 7:38 PM

He’s got a banging bod.

He’s too manic for sexiness though. He’s funny though, funny can be attractive

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2023 7:38 PM


by Anonymousreply 7November 24, 2023 7:38 PM

[quote]Do you find Billy Eichner sexy?


[quote]I find him insanely attractive

I would certainly not use the words "insanely attractive". He certainly is a type (that I like), but is not for everyone. What would make or break for me, is how much of his Billy on the Street/Parks & Rec/Bros characters are reality. I couldn't take someone like that 24/7. Or even 6 hours a day.

by Anonymousreply 8November 24, 2023 7:39 PM

Too butch

by Anonymousreply 9November 24, 2023 7:40 PM

I saw him in front of my apartment building and he's not my type but still looked totally fuckable, approachable and available. That's a hot combination for most.

by Anonymousreply 10November 24, 2023 7:41 PM

He thinks he’s great. He’s just cold boogers on a paper plate.

by Anonymousreply 11November 24, 2023 7:43 PM

He's tall. Is he as hung as one might optimistically believe? Also does he top, as several of his characters have professed to?

by Anonymousreply 12November 24, 2023 7:45 PM

Sexy? Yeah sure. But once he opens his mouth and the toxic energy comes out, I'm turned off. He'd be a frustrating partner.

by Anonymousreply 13November 24, 2023 7:52 PM

No. Not in the least. The body may be decent, but he’s not a handsome guy.

And, considering that Bros was just one giant cliche after the other, it was passable at best.

by Anonymousreply 14November 24, 2023 8:09 PM

Sexy? Not even human.

by Anonymousreply 15November 24, 2023 8:13 PM

Is that a shark or an alligator lurking on the left in OP’s pic? I certainly hope so.

by Anonymousreply 16November 24, 2023 8:42 PM

He's okay, until he opens his mouth to speak that is, and all those silk purses come falling out.

by Anonymousreply 17November 24, 2023 8:44 PM

I found him sexy in Difficult People.

by Anonymousreply 18November 24, 2023 8:47 PM

Resting Bitchface makes my testicles shrivel.

by Anonymousreply 19November 24, 2023 8:48 PM

No. I’m not blind.

by Anonymousreply 20November 24, 2023 8:58 PM

He’s the spitting image of Karl Malden.

by Anonymousreply 21November 24, 2023 8:59 PM

I thought the DL disowned Billy? Is he back in our good graces?

by Anonymousreply 22November 24, 2023 9:00 PM

Dear God, no.

He looks like a hairy dropped pie.

by Anonymousreply 23November 24, 2023 9:00 PM

OP is insanely insane.

by Anonymousreply 24November 24, 2023 9:22 PM

As opposed to a dropped Hair Pie, R23?

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by Anonymousreply 25November 24, 2023 9:28 PM


by Anonymousreply 26November 24, 2023 9:32 PM

Funny and sexy.

by Anonymousreply 27November 24, 2023 9:37 PM

Meh...... I might hit that after some drinks. Would love to hear more about his co-star in Bros although.

by Anonymousreply 28November 24, 2023 9:39 PM

I thought he looked really cute in the video clip where he called that lady a bitch after she told him she didn't like his attitude.

by Anonymousreply 29November 25, 2023 12:45 AM

I think he would benefit from buccal fat removal.

by Anonymousreply 30November 25, 2023 1:00 AM

[quote]Do you find Billy Eichner sexy?


by Anonymousreply 31November 25, 2023 1:02 AM

I’d need to know what the dong looks like.

by Anonymousreply 32November 25, 2023 1:19 AM

I think he’s funny and clever but not a great actor.

by Anonymousreply 33November 25, 2023 1:42 AM

He is objectively good-looking and his funniness and talent are hot. His insecurity and constant whining about supposedly not being considered hot by the gay community, are not hot.

by Anonymousreply 34November 25, 2023 1:48 AM


Careful now. That could apply to a majority of us here at DL!

by Anonymousreply 35November 25, 2023 2:46 AM

[quote]He is objectively good-looking


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by Anonymousreply 36November 25, 2023 10:36 AM

Billy seems like someone who a few DL'ers might have had.

by Anonymousreply 37November 26, 2023 2:09 PM

Not knowingly, R37.

by Anonymousreply 38November 26, 2023 2:43 PM

I really don't. He's tall, his body is okay. I don't find him "ugly." But, I just don't find him attractive.

by Anonymousreply 39November 26, 2023 3:00 PM

He's handsome and I like the fur.

I think a lot of his public persona is an act. But he's no more or less a neurotic fussbudget/prisspot than any other gay man of his age group/career achievement level.

(in other words, I don't think he's as terrible as many say nor as godlike as OP believes)

by Anonymousreply 40November 26, 2023 3:02 PM

Hot body, mid-range face, but the vapid narcissism that emanates from him renders him ugly. I am sure the man is a nightmare to deal with, especially in a romantic situation.

by Anonymousreply 41November 26, 2023 3:03 PM

I tend to find quirky facial features attractive, and he has a doable body…so I’d be into it. Can’t speak to his personality though, that might be a dealbreaker.

by Anonymousreply 42November 26, 2023 3:07 PM

[quote]insanely attractive

As in: you'd have to be insane to find him attractive.

by Anonymousreply 43November 26, 2023 3:11 PM

He doesn't seem like the kind of personality you'd want to be around for long. Fine enough body and hairy so sexy, yeah, in a bathhouse blowjob way, but that's a pretty low bar.

by Anonymousreply 44November 26, 2023 3:20 PM

I think Billy is --- fine. I like that he's out there "representing." I don't personally find him attractive even though he is a good looking guy for sure. Great hairy chest. But glad his career is going well.

by Anonymousreply 45November 26, 2023 3:21 PM

As sexy as a wet, moldy sock.

by Anonymousreply 46November 26, 2023 4:38 PM

Given his frenetic personality (notwithstanding that some of it is probably an act), I think that being around him for any length of time would be completely exhausting.

by Anonymousreply 47November 26, 2023 5:45 PM

I bet he has a massive dong.

by Anonymousreply 48November 26, 2023 5:52 PM

[quote] I'm curious if anyone here has had him or know anyone who has?

I'm curious if anyone here would ADMIT to having him?

by Anonymousreply 49November 26, 2023 5:55 PM

His body is only okay in terms of gay standards--it is not bad, but it is not highly desirable either.

He absolutely has a potato face. Even more, the manic energy and all the anger are huge deal-breakers for me.

He also behaved so badly and childishly about the release of "Bros" I am pretty much unable to find him even likable at this point; he would have to do a huge 180 on how he behaved to make me ever want to see him again in anything.

by Anonymousreply 50November 26, 2023 6:03 PM

[quote] But glad his career is going well.

Oh, Billy. I can't believe you think saying that would fool anyone. We saw what happened with your career.

by Anonymousreply 51November 26, 2023 6:04 PM

While I'm certain he has his pick of the pride, if he gets too mouthy, they can always sit on his face.

by Anonymousreply 52November 26, 2023 6:20 PM

He had a hair transplant and maybe lipo too. He was fat and clearly balding before Hollywood started to cast him in minor supporting roles. He now all of a sudden has no body fat and a full head of hair.

by Anonymousreply 53November 26, 2023 6:45 PM

Well, at least we know he posts here.

by Anonymousreply 54November 26, 2023 6:51 PM

The first third of Bros was pretty funny.

by Anonymousreply 55November 26, 2023 7:01 PM

[quote] He also behaved so badly and childishly about the release of "Bros"

Is there a link to an interview or article about that? I couldn't find anything.

by Anonymousreply 56November 26, 2023 7:20 PM

R56, you talking about him blaming straight people?

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by Anonymousreply 57November 26, 2023 7:22 PM

[quote] Is there a link to an interview or article about that? I couldn't find anything.

Then you must be new here since a year ago it was all DL could talk about, with copious examples.

by Anonymousreply 58November 26, 2023 9:14 PM

I’d rather fuck Rita Moreno.

by Anonymousreply 59November 26, 2023 9:18 PM

I’d suck him off in a bathhouse or a gloryhole but that’s about it. The thought of speaking with him or kissing him. 🤮

by Anonymousreply 60November 26, 2023 9:20 PM

He's a solid 7/10...but, he has the attitude that he thinks he can land 9s and 10s (for scaling purposes DL Fav Pietro Boseli would be a 9).

He'd never be happy with another 7 or 8 and would never entertain the idea of a 6.

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by Anonymousreply 62November 26, 2023 10:49 PM

He has his moments. I actually like him clean shaven rather than all scruffy.

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by Anonymousreply 63November 26, 2023 10:51 PM

Not sexy. He’s too much of a whiny bitch. Very funny and talented? Absolutely.

by Anonymousreply 64November 27, 2023 2:59 AM

big dick

by Anonymousreply 65November 27, 2023 3:11 AM

R65 is he uncut?

by Anonymousreply 66November 27, 2023 1:02 PM

I think he's hot.

But then I'm a 3/10 or 4/10 on a good day so I can't afford to be picky.

by Anonymousreply 67November 27, 2023 1:17 PM

For me, nothing is more attractive than talent. So no, I don't find him attractive.

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by Anonymousreply 69November 27, 2023 8:01 PM

People don't understand his Billy on the Street is a character. He is much more subdued in real life. He is a bit of a mensch. A friend dated him for a bit, quiet, funny, and (what I am told) good in bed. Yes, he has a big dick, uncut and is a top. No I am not Billy Eichner lol. Pretty much all I know. My friend and he broke up after about 8 dates. It was my friend not Billy, He is kind of a home body and my friend likes to go out so there is that.

by Anonymousreply 70November 27, 2023 8:07 PM

[quote]Yes, he has a big dick, uncut and is a top.

I didn’t hard to believe that a Jew is uncut.

by Anonymousreply 71November 27, 2023 9:46 PM

^ you find it, right?

by Anonymousreply 72November 27, 2023 9:49 PM

[quote] Yes, he has a big dick, uncut

Sure, Jonah…

by Anonymousreply 73November 27, 2023 9:59 PM

R62 Thanks for that. Now I know why I can't stand him

by Anonymousreply 74November 27, 2023 10:15 PM

BROS was actually very good & he isn’t wrong that straight people didn’t show up for it. But that was the whole problem — it was mismarketed. The studio was trying so hard to sell it to the straight male Judd Apatow audience that they alienated the girls gays & theys who were the actual market for it. Straight men were never going to go to that movie.

by Anonymousreply 75November 28, 2023 2:29 PM

BROS was terrible. Unrealistic box-ticking.

by Anonymousreply 76November 28, 2023 2:31 PM

He rhuewinned Bros.

I wanted to walk out but Rupert made me stay

by Anonymousreply 77November 28, 2023 3:20 PM

He is tall, so that is half the battle.

by Anonymousreply 78November 28, 2023 3:22 PM

How uplifting, R25.

by Anonymousreply 79November 28, 2023 3:38 PM

R44, thank you for giving the Bath House Blowjob Queen perspective.

by Anonymousreply 80November 29, 2023 11:17 PM

[quote] I think Billy is --- fine. I like that he's out there "representing." I don't personally find him attractive even though he is a good looking guy for sure. Great hairy chest. But glad his career is going well.

R45, your last line is quite vicious. Heartless, even.

by Anonymousreply 81November 29, 2023 11:21 PM

Given his career trajectory, he’s actually qualified for membership with the Make A Wish foundation.

by Anonymousreply 82November 29, 2023 11:24 PM

[quote] Given his frenetic personality (notwithstanding that some of it is probably an act), I think that being around him for any length of time would be completely exhausting.

This is, apparently, how the film-going public felt.

by Anonymousreply 83November 29, 2023 11:26 PM

BROS was terrible. Promised a lot, delivered Deb Messing.

by Anonymousreply 84November 29, 2023 11:33 PM

Horrible - "LOOK AT ME - GIVE ME ATTENTION" personality.

He's like a 7 year old that's never been spanked. Blech.

by Anonymousreply 85November 29, 2023 11:37 PM

Eichner is very unattractive. A total dickwilter.

by Anonymousreply 86November 29, 2023 11:39 PM

He is rather ungainly for a homosexual!

by Anonymousreply 87November 30, 2023 12:04 AM

How does an uncut Jew penis look like? r70

by Anonymousreply 88November 30, 2023 1:42 AM

When he was a bit dewier.

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by Anonymousreply 89December 2, 2023 1:30 AM

There’s no way an American born Jew would be uncut.

by Anonymousreply 90December 2, 2023 1:44 AM

r70 here my bad I meant CUT. not Uncut.

by Anonymousreply 91December 2, 2023 11:43 PM

So I guess this European woman will not like his penis?

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by Anonymousreply 92December 4, 2023 4:06 PM

Definitely - and most of you bitches would rim him for half the chance.

by Anonymousreply 93December 4, 2023 4:36 PM

R34 = Billy

by Anonymousreply 94December 4, 2023 6:55 PM

I do find Billy sexy. But I'm also into Jewish guys, the nerdier and furrier, the better.

by Anonymousreply 95December 4, 2023 6:59 PM

I'm surprised Billy agreed to do an interview with homophobic Joan Rivers.

by Anonymousreply 96December 4, 2023 7:31 PM

R96 Do you think she is homophobic because she outed John Travolta?

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by Anonymousreply 97December 4, 2023 8:50 PM


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by Anonymousreply 100December 4, 2023 10:59 PM

R100 I'm sure she would've jumped on the Trump train had she been alive in 2016.

by Anonymousreply 101December 5, 2023 1:01 AM

[quote] How does an uncut Jew penis look like?

HOW does it LOOK.


by Anonymousreply 102December 5, 2023 1:48 AM

R102 Sorry I am from African country so my grammar resembles that of an animal.

by Anonymousreply 103December 5, 2023 2:59 AM

Joan Rivers is a cunt.

by Anonymousreply 104December 5, 2023 3:01 PM
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