Dolly Parton is dressed like the ho Madonna wannabe

She's singing We Are The Champions

THIS IS THE END TIMES!

"It takes a lot of money to look this cheap".

Hey, if I was 77 and could credibly wear high heels and a Dallas cheerleader outfit, I would

Good for her

She’s fucking adorable. And sparkly.

I'm going to need two weeks for bereavement when she croaks. God, I love her. I needed that tonight after suffering through my family's bullshit.

She's adorable! She's the Cilla Black of Nashville!

I'm certain it was coincidence, but my brother began to vomit.

[quote] She's adorable! She's the Cilla Black of Nashville!

Dolly is an angel, unlike Cuntcilla.

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It is a full body stocking. Flesh colored.

Full show.

She looks fabulous even for 20 years younger. Rock on, Dolly!

Well she's not fat!

I feel like they could have designed a better hold for her. Perhaps a glass bar she could grab when necessary, while still facing the audience, so she doesn't have to keep turning to the silver platform.

[quote]It is a full body stocking. Flesh colored.

...and, r10?

We can all see it's a stocking, for crissakes. And we thank Dolly for that.

Not even hiding her Lipsync. The upper stage broke before the show so she was left to wander on main lower stage

I was saddened when Tina Turner died, but I will be inconsolable when it's Dolly's time.

Tina finally found the success, happiness, and serenity she'd wanted and deserved all her life. I think Dolly will want to go out in her sleep after playing a major concert and never retiring.

Some of the vocals were live. You could hear her taking breaths.

She’s so adorable.

Did she take the winning team to The Chicken Ranch?

She still looked better than Vadge.

77, bitches!

Dolly >>>>>>>>>>Madonna. More grace, class, generosity, appeal, humor, personality, talent, looks…need I go on?

[quote]I was saddened when Tina Turner died, but I will be inconsolable when it's Dolly's time.

Mary

I'll have to be sedated when Dolly or Carol Burnett goes.

Possibly Maggie Smith as well.

She's a doll. I respect her work ethic.

Have you listened to her audio book "Dolly Parton Behind the Seams My Life In Rhinestones" about her fashion and style history? Very entertaining, informative and of course unpretentious! Highly highly recommended.

What is the deal with her stomach? She has a wrinkled old neck, firm breast from implants and then something weird happening with her stomach. Is that flab controlled by her body stocking?

Y'all know she hasn't left the house without lycra on her thighs since she was 14.

I use to love her and I don’t hate her, but there is something weird about her in the past 10 or 15 years. She’s has a slightly sinister vibe.

r28 you're uninformed. Listen to or read her book I just mentioned. She goes into detail about dressing and putting on makeup be sexy and attract attention from MEN, when she was a girl. She battled a lot with her father who didn't want his girl looking like a tart. Trust, when she was young, ALL the nude skin was on clear display.

She's literally dressed like a Dallas Cowboy cheerleader... Madonna doesn't have anything to do with it, you obsessive freak.

R30 you missed the joke entirely, you humorless twat. That's a quote Dolly says in Steel Magnolias.

R30 is one of those woke Zillenials who has fallen into Dolly worship via memes, but hates country music. Trust, no cap.

R3 Right. You would think gays of all people would celebrate. She look dam great for her age.

LMAO R30 is obviously a young idiot scouring the site for something to be outraged about

Dolly is a whole mood!

She's goals!

Dolly pulled it off better than most women a quarter of her age.

Dolly is divine. A true national treasure.

She looks good from the front but her body looks odd and misshaped from the side.’

[quote] She still looked better than Vadge.

You must be blind.

R30 You are truly an idiot

R33 you know us old folks around here don’t know that newfangled slang! I have no idea what your last sentence meant.

Cher looked better at the parade.

R41 Trust is what R30 said and Trust is the new “for real”.

The fact that Dolly Parton, like Cher, is being dragged out after nearly half a century to "perform" and recreate their iconic looks speaks to the near complete lack of any appreciable talent since their heydays.

Yes, it is their choice to do it, but it's still a little sad...

[quote] You must be blind.

You must have had all the taste burned from your mouth.

R44 they’re authentic to an extent which is more than you can say for the new empty vessels like Ariana and Olivia.

How much do we think she was paid to be there? Or did she pay them?

I know nothing about the business.

Did I imagine it or read it somewhere that she turned down the offer to play the Super Bowl?

She would’ve killed it.

She looked fucking fantastic!!

Great game, too.