Matt Rife is supposed to be hot?

GigaChad from Wish.

He looks like a lesbian.

His old face.

There's something highly unusual about straight guys doing such extreme things to their faces. Gay guys I understand.

He won’t last long and he won’t age well.

He's one facial surgery away from being the Joker.

I know Google is your friend etc, but WHO?

Comedian, r9. Just had a Netflix special.

He is hot from the neck down. He is a double bagger above the neck

He looks like he is wearing a cheaply made Matt Smith mask.

I would genuinely recoil if someone who looked like that asked me for directions on the street. There are people who are born looking grotesque and there are those who do it to themselves. And yet he still gets to eat the snatch of Beckinsale and Lucy Hale and whatnot, just unbelievable.

R5, Think about your post. Now use your brain.

Get it?

Looks like a human Max Headroom.

His body is fake too.

r14 My post was perfectly understandable if you have a brain, dear. But to repeat for those slower among us, I understand why gay guys would do that to their faces because we're prone to comparing our faces to those of other guys, but I don't understand why straight guys would do it.

R17, Gossip sites mention a deep closet.

J/S.

Looking at the before photo, did he get fillers or what?

He was hot but might have had recent work done. In motion he's good looking. Plus being funny is always a plus. I don't find him hilarious, but he's easy on the eyes.

I posted about this a few weeks ago - the NY Times did a whole article about how good-looking he is and I thought, who are you kidding?

He's in the news now this week for all the wrong reasons.

Hate to be another tiresome queen cosplaying as Ramani Durvasula... but I get NPD vibes.

He has filler to make a jawline and his lips are blown up. His teeth are also fake.

Dear Christ. Yet another thread on this unfunny, egocentrical douchebag?

Its beyond cringe that without hesitation he mentions how attractive he is every 5 minutes. I mean, who does that?

He’s NYT’s Style section hot, but not really hot.

Ping....ping....ping....ping....

Hot? is he supposed to be funny? Couldn't get through the Netflix special.

Hanging out with his friends.

He’s being cancelled on TikTok. I guess he opened his Netflix special with a domestic violence joke which is pretty dumb since his audience is mostly female. Apparently this is the 2nd time in his career he has sabotaged himself right when he was really taking off.

I suppose he’s “rife” with stupidity. *eyeroll*

Ozempic face.

Plástico face

People should start spamming his social media with photos of D.J. Demers or Andrew Santino so he can see what an actually attractive stand-up comedian looks like.

I can already imagine a similar situation with self-loathing porn bi-whore Wesley Woods, who attempted to do a carreer as stand-up comic.

He's not funny. At all.

When desperate psychological need, ambition and financial resources impact with reality

Are you sure he's had cosmetic procedures? He says he just entered puberty very late.

“I think Matt looks HOT!”

R39 Are you serious? You could get a paper cut from corners on his jaw. There’s no way that’s natural.

I know it's a tired DL trope but I suspect that we're within 6 months of Matt being discovered by TMZ in a late-night passionate clinch with one of his male 'entourage'/best friends in the dark alley behind a comedy club and the next day him declaring his pansexuality.

[quote]He is hot from the neck down.

Except he ruined himself with a tattoo. Sad!

He's pretty gruesome looking but that's domestic violence joke was pretty funny. And this is coming from somebody who saw his mother get beat up by every husband and boyfriend she had. I'm pretty well got beat by them myself.

It also reminded me of that joke that goes what do you tell a woman with a black eye? Nothing she hasn't already been told twice.

Just watched a scene where super hot daddy Jack Wolf gets railed by a sexy, yet smooth, hard-drilling top guy.

By all rights, Jack Wolf is flawless, UNTIL he gets on his knees or straddles a cock to ride it cowboy-style. When he does that, parts of his inner thighs and buttocks look saggy and stringy, quite the contrast from his muscles, hirsute physique.

Quite like what this guy’s face looks like.

^^^

Forgot the link. Sorry, it’s late.

I have heard many describe him as hot, and I don't get it. I think he's hideous. I guess my taste in men really isn't pedestrian.

You're not alone, R47. I mean R45 just described Jack Wolf as being flawless lolol

He’s the Tesla of comedians alienating his core base in pursuit of the incel crowd.

Wow, r40, Debra Messing didn't age well.

Narcissists, r26.

He looks to have been reassembled, at random, from a warehouse full of ugly body parts.

I saw a few clips of him. His shtick was that he's good looking. Thing is he WAS objectively good looking so why fuck up his face?

I think he's got more than fillers in his jaw. Looks like a jaw implant a la Zac Efron. He looks grotesque, and OP's pic is kind of scary. Does that mean half his act is gone? Poor Matt, not so good looking now.

In his actions videos with his friends he has hairy toothpick legs.

That’s half of the DL^

He played the they only hate because I’m handsome card. I laughed long, I laughed hard.

The face of the Joker and the legs of Sutton Stracke.

He isn’t funny.

A generation of woke pussies didn’t find a joke funny. Oh, no.

Conversely, R59, he realizes he’s neither as funny or as good-looking as he thinks he is, so he purposefully played to the incel crowd via Netflix. They’ve fallen for it hook line and sinker, as he’s currently on a non-apology tour of appearances on all of the right-wing snowflake podcasts.

Poor straight white men, when will the oppression end?