When I got up to make coffee, I shut the bedroom door and hallway door so my boyfriend could sleep in. I gave Tiger, my rescue dog, a delicious kong to keep him busy. But Tiger somehow opened both doors. When I went to the bedroom, I found him on top of my boyfriend, licking him in a most unseemly way.
My rescue dog opened two doors to get at my boyfriend this morning.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 19, 2023 3:16 AM |
Is he a rescue dog?
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | November 18, 2023 5:05 PM |
Yes, he's a rescue dog, r1. Sorry I didn't make that clear.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | November 18, 2023 5:30 PM |
My recused dog got out of jury duty.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | November 18, 2023 5:33 PM |
[quote] When I got up to make coffee, I shut the bedroom door and hallway door so my boyfriend could sleep in.
Ah, young love.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | November 18, 2023 5:35 PM |
Better dump your boyfriend before he decides he's happier with the dog alone...
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | November 18, 2023 5:40 PM |
SLUT!
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | November 18, 2023 5:57 PM |
What is it with the stealth beastiality threads around here this week?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | November 18, 2023 6:20 PM |
It is your dog who rescued YOU, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | November 18, 2023 6:25 PM |
Your rescue dog came to my house and kicked my rescue dog.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | November 18, 2023 6:36 PM |
Not gonna lie.. your dog is kind of hot, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | November 18, 2023 6:40 PM |
No, r9, Tiger is 56% chihuahua, 16% poodle, 10% yorkie, 8% dachshund, and 6% miniature pinscher. (He said I could tell you about his rich genetic heritage).
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | November 18, 2023 6:40 PM |
Was it the miniature pinscher in him that was attracted to your boyfriend?
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | November 18, 2023 6:45 PM |
OP, Tiger is most definitely going to steal your man. Prepare to be single and in your caftan for the rest of your days.
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | November 18, 2023 6:46 PM |
[quote]I found him on top of my boyfriend, licking him in a most unseemly way.
Hey, don't blame me, your boyfriend fingered me first!
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | November 18, 2023 6:49 PM |
Your first mistake was giving your dog a Kong toy, OP. You’ve accidentally trained him to perform fellatio on humans.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | November 18, 2023 6:56 PM |
This is what happens when the name doesn’t match the body.
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | November 18, 2023 8:12 PM |
I fill Tiger's Kongs with chicken, applesauce and a dab of peanut butter. Sometimes, he gets Vienna sausage instead of chicken.
| by Anonymous | reply 19 | November 18, 2023 9:47 PM |
Tell me more, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | November 19, 2023 3:16 AM |